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Chapter 1: What are the Valentine's Day mishaps shared by Khloé, Nat, and Liv?
Going down in a while, you might say. The first time ever we're having sex, OK? Out of nowhere, he farts, OK? What?
instantly retract yeah like no i'm gonna die so i dated this one guy bless him he kind of had a little bit lower hangers when you get hit with the sock you know it it's just so that's what our family is like welcome to chloe in wonderland this is the podcast for real and raw conversations that you won't want to miss we've been drinking i think natalie's at capacity
so first off we've been drinking we have and i think what what i would think the misconception is that people probably think that we drink all the time yeah i think people think we're all party girls yes which maybe we were when we were younger we were we were and i'm proud of that but i haven't left the house since i think halloween
No, and we're all literally twins, I think. Introverted extroverts is how we describe ourselves. Totally. And that means? That we don't leave the house. But when we do, when we do, we are the life of the party. And we are. We are.
I think it's called, and maybe we'll have to look it up, an omnivert. Because when we're home, we're home and we're happy and we are not bored.
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Chapter 2: How do Khloé, Nat, and Liv balance their social and introverted sides?
We're sober. Sober.
Not doing a thing, just living our lives, watching TV, who knows. And then when we're out, we are the energy. We are the reason why.
I have to give you an exhibit A. And I don't think it's came out on your show yet. Exhibit A. Because I don't know when this is airing. But you guys.
This show is airing, I think, Valentine's Day week.
And I think your show, but I don't know the episode. I have to say, and I don't know what camera I'm on, but Khloe's birthday. Ugh.
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Chapter 3: What is the story behind Khloé's memorable birthday party?
40th birthday I need to take a moment and say to camera the funnest night I think of my life and that's a testament though to who you are and such a great person and friend and energy you bring to everyone it was the funnest party and that was an extrovert night you know normally you can go to a party and then you're like I had so much fun and then other people are like yeah you know whatever like across the board across the board everyone was
thriving and had the best time.
Here's the example. At our age now, because you girls are moms, people have families, husbands, wives, whatever. You're not going to always get someone who's ready to go full tilt. Everyone was ready to go for you. Everyone showed up with their A game. Again, a testament to you. Everyone wanted to celebrate you and just have the best time.
But I also think being older, you realize how much effort it takes to go out, to get dressed, to
book a nanny or just honestly totally get yourself ready to go out if you don't have kids you're like i appreciate the commitment and dedication it takes for people to do that and then for everyone not only to do that but to show up and be like tomorrow i don't care how i am we're going balls to the walls yeah and we all did yeah that made me happy yeah so whenever that episode airs i don't know how much you guys show on your show
No, I watched it. We're safe. One of the best nights of my life. We're all safe.
We all look amazing. But I mean, it looks what it was. It was so much fun just without the slob kebab-ness at the end. Because I was like, you got to go home.
The text message afterwards from everybody was like, that was the most epic night of my life.
Do you not remember those hour-long phone calls afterwards?
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Chapter 4: How did Khloé, Nat, and Liv meet and become friends?
hi and like from across the field and we're like hey nat live yes and then we're like good like we feel recharged totally but where so tell everyone where you guys are from natalie and i are cousins yes as you know because you know a lot of people think you guys are sisters they do oh i know that um no so our moms are sisters julia and ronda shout out shout out to julian ronda
And yeah, we obviously grew up together. And wait, what's crazy is Natalie looks identical to Liv's mom.
It's insane.
Everyone says it. No, no. It's a fucking twins.
I know. Kim told me you saw a picture and you were tripping out.
No, I saw her at preschool. I was like, oh, I go, are you Nat's mom? She's like, I'm her aunt. I was like, you're freaking me out right now.
so i know i know it's it's actually pretty crazy genes are wild genes are weird yeah okay they're cousins yeah we're cousins our moms are sisters obviously we grew up together like we were siblings um and then we're from vancouver canada we moved here about 10 years ago now to almost the date it was february 7th 2015 oh my gosh that's crazy so almost totally the date
I recently became an American citizen. No, for real though, it's cool. No, I love that it's a major accomplishment.
So are you dual citizenship?
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Chapter 5: What are the differences between Canadian and American men according to Nat and Liv?
And they don't look up. For me, especially being a server, not only just be nice to a human, but just like, you know, hi, may I please have da, da, da, da. I agree.
And Tristan was always like, hi, he would look people in their eyes. I love eye contact. Yeah.
can you name like what you don't have to name the person but like what would what is the best date you've ever been on versus Natalie I can't even look at you because I already know versus what is the worst date you've ever been on wait can I have one have as many sips as you need to get these stories out but honestly the worst date episodes are wild
Okay, so we're talking about actual dates. Okay, first of all.
Yes, we are.
Well, I'm not much of a date. I don't think any of us are. We're not like, none of us are daters. It's like we've met through someone or they've like slid into our DM. I know Chloe's first date. What is it? Burgers? Oh, yes. Crying in a corner. Burgers. That was.
No names. No names. No names. But the hottest guy.
So gorgeous. So hot. So hot he might need another chance. Like he does.
Might need another chance.
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Chapter 6: What are Khloé and Nat's worst dating experiences?
and I don't know if he was on drugs either way if you're on drugs it's a red flag I don't want to be with you if you're on drugs but he was so hot so hot and I would want to hook up with you like if you weren't crying and you were still on drugs I'd probably hook up with you just cause you're so hot but you can't cry over a cheeseburger and expect me to be horny after that
I just want to know what his game plan was. Like, he came in with a, like, let me just do some drugs. The chats with Khloe, you blew it, man. You guys, the sobbing over a burger and fries was wild. Maybe he, like, overshot and he was really nervous. Probably was nervous. He was nervous.
Well, that was my worst date. So what was your worst date? Damn.
Dang, I don't really go on dates, to be honest. Okay, mine wasn't like a date. Mine was like a meet-up, whatever you want to call it. Okay, so I don't do dates at all. Okay, what was your worst situation? Okay, so here's the thing. Because I can say it for you. I know. I don't really do dates like at all, which I probably should. I should start doing those, but I don't.
We all should.
But someone that ended up being like someone that I dated, we're having sex, okay? He like looks at me and I'm like, yeah.
whatever okay then out of nowhere he startles himself starles he farts okay what and like he like gets so nervous and he like farted and got so nervous wait i don't know this no i know i haven't told you guys because it's that embarrassing i know it so it's a fart and like instant like retract of like the moment like oh Yeah, like. No, I'm going to die. I'm going to die.
And I'm lying there like, how'd I react? Yeah, like, no problem, babe. No, didn't he say, like, sorry, which was maybe worse? Wait. He addressed the fart. He addressed the fart. Shut up. You can't address. You keep going. Like, for me, I'm like, you don't acknowledge. You guys, that is f***ing disgusting. Yeah, so. You don't address. And he did, like, a suck up noise.
Because he's trying to distract the noise. Yeah. Like, no, it didn't help. And I was like, look, and you're like, locked eyes. And you're like, yeah, there's no way to go back from now.
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Chapter 7: How can you avoid self-diagnosing and see a doctor promptly?
The prettiest girl is like the biggest snorter on the planet.
It's wild. Okay, sorry. Yeah.
Don't be.
but i do oh my god oh i'll tell you later okay okay live okay okay i've been thinking because come on well it's not really a dating session now that we're not a peep hitter oh i got it i got it i can order because we made a song of it oh oh joel was on the piano Oh, my brother? Yes. Okay. So, I guess we're not really talking about dating such as, but now we're getting into the intimate.
Weird intimate situation. So, this one guy. When he farted? Years ago. No, we've already gone through fart and pee. There's only one thing left. What is it? What does that mean? The cyclops. Oh, the sack clap. Wait, Chloe, we've never talked about the sack clap with Chloe. I'm telling you. A sack clap? Chloe, you know. Let me explain. Wait, spell it. You know what a sack clap is.
She will know, and so will the women viewers. So I dated this one guy.
We got to the point of... Is this a usable episode, by the way? Is it?
Okay. Okay, we got to the point of intimacy. We're dating. We're fully a thing, whatever. So anyways, bless him. He kind of had a little bit lower hangers.
Hacky sacks.
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