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Chapter 1: What are Jennifer and Pumps' views on the current political climate?
Patriots, gay-triots, black-triots. I mean, there you have it. Welcome to America's Top DEI podcast, broadcasting knee-deep into Trumpist America. And we're not going to stop. Nope. Because we still have the First Amendment for now. For now. For now, we have it. But a bunch of MAGA people that like to dry hump the American flag want a dictator. Yeah, they do. They like it.
They like an orange-faced dictator.
Who's just so not smart. Just everything about him is wrong. And they like it.
That's the, you know, a crazy person that wears orange makeup that runs around talking about Hannibal Lecter in isolation. I understand that. I totally get a singular crazy person. I even get that singular crazy person have three or four crazy friends. I even get that. The 70 whatever million that voted for him, that's the part where I am just like, Jesus fucking Christ.
And you want to get rid of the Department of Education. Right. This is the time to triple and quadruple that amount of spending because we clearly have a stupid problem in the United States of America.
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Chapter 2: Why do Jennifer and Pumps dislike babies in movie theaters?
Right. Oh, absolutely. And, you know, our state, we've got Ten Commandments. We've got the Trump Bible. I mean, it just... It is unbelievable to me that every single day, I don't think the Trump administration could get any more vile. And it continues to do it every day. I'm surprised. All right, Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with? I was at a movie this weekend.
Halfway through the movie, a fucking baby started crying. And I'm like, I've had it with people bringing their babies into the movie theater. I've had them with kids under five and public at large. But specifically, this is a PSA. Do not take your baby to a movie. That is stupid. If you don't have a babysitter, then wait for it to come out on video.
Other people don't want to hear your baby in the middle of their movie. I was shocked.
Let me ask you this. After the baby started crying, did she leave with the baby? No. Wait, they pushed through the cry in the theater?
They pushed through. You could hear this. They were trying to soothe it. And I will say it soothes pretty quickly. But I wanted to stand up and go, take the fucking baby home. Like they rag on you about your cell phones at a movie. They should now tell people you can't have a baby in the movie theater. Turn off your cell phone. Leave your baby at home.
Yeah, I can see like if it's a newborn baby and you're thinking like, okay, this baby's sleeping, you know, six hours at a time in the middle of the day. So let's go see a movie. But if I did that, the very first, I would be trucking towards the door immediately because I would just... be so concerned about upsetting a viewer like you.
Like, I think about not being the disruptor in a situation like that. You form an agreement that everybody's going to go to the movie and everybody's going to shut the fuck up and watch the movie. Like, I'm even cognizant if I'm opening up some candy and the papers, I wait for... The rapper rattles really loud. I wait for like a loud sound in the movie to be the noisiest. Right.
So that it's buffered.
Is it a lack of self-awareness? Is it entitlement? I don't know what makes you think, oh, it's fine if my baby cries to the second half of the movie. And it wasn't like a newborn baby. You know how you get a newborn baby cry? This was like, I would say six months to a year baby. Was the movie rated R? like a Cars movie, you know, like a child's movie. I get a kid crying in a movie like that.
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Chapter 3: What are their frustrations with iPhone emojis and calendar settings?
Well, Joe Schmoe, some schmuck I went to high school with who is, you know, I mean, knee deep into right wing conspiracy theories, thinks he's got a Ph.D. in virology and just a total moron. And it's like, listen up, Apple.
I saw enough back in 2008 when I took a gander on this kid's profile and I saw what an abject shit show it was and his life going rapidly downhill at a rate the likes of which this country has never seen before, to quote the sitting president.
And then to have it still follow you around on your devices for the birthday, I just think that this is a breathtaking invasion of my devices and my apps from the emojis to the birthdays.
I completely agree. I had no idea. I've never been on Facebook. So that's terrifying right there. And I too noticed the rearrangement of my emojis and ones I didn't use. I don't know if that was like an update. How did that happen? It makes me nervous that they're in my phone.
Well, they are in our phones. I mean, that's why that one guy's, you know, head out in Russia all that time, Snowden. But anyway. Um, I, the emoji thing, that was a real, that was, I'm just like, this is, you did this without our consent. Right. Tim Cook. Like we, we pick our emojis. You don't pick our emojis. You don't get to decide what are the best emojis for our life. We get to have that.
You have all of our information. Elon Musk has everybody's information. We've all just kind of, I guess we're all okay with that now. Let me at least preserve my favorite emoji. thing that's left. My favorite emojis. Maybe that gives me a new toy game, like my favorite pony. Okay. Welcome to I've Had It. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie, the HBIC.
Earlier today, we found out the difference between a beaver and a badger. A beaver is aquatic and a badger is not. Right. Okay. All right. I would like to share some news with everybody. First one is about 0.7% of the world's population is drunk at any given time. That's roughly... 55 million people are drunk right now. I'm surprised it's that low. I kind of feel like that's a low number too.
I mean. You've got to think.
You always hear that 5 o'clock somewhere thing. I just think about all the hammered people that you're forced to be around at parties that just repeat themselves over and over that you don't want to be near. And I always think 55 million has just got to be way too low. Or maybe these people are just so fucking annoying that even though it's only 0.7% of the population –
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Chapter 4: How do Jennifer and Pumps describe their social preferences and emotional growth?
Clap in your AirPods for our sweet Kylie in that rite of passage of buying your own first car all by yourself. It wasn't her first car, but her first individually liberated car.
Yeah, none of daddy's money. That's a big deal. That is a big deal.
And it makes you feel really good. It makes you feel really good about you.
It is exciting, except it's my first car payment. Oh, yeah. But you know.
But you know what? You're building credit. Exactly. Character. I'm just kidding.
I'm proud of it. I'll actually take care of it.
You will, I hope. Anyone that knows me. I was just going to say, Kylie, I mean, I have high expectations and I just know 100% you are so good at so many things, but keeping a neat car is not one.
Okay, so I'm going to skip reviews today because I got sent a little pet project by one of our listeners and friend of the pods named Joe Estrada. So he went to chat GPT and he sent me these. I'm going to pop them up. He asked ChatGPT, can you roast the two blonde ladies in this photo? And I just will zoom in on this photo. Oh, my God. It's so bad. It's both girls next to Kamala Harris.
Oh, my God.
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Chapter 5: Who is Katarina Kylie and what recent milestone did she share?
Yeah, I remember seeing the billboards too. I never went down there. Had I known how crazy that shit was getting down there, I probably would have gone. I never took my kids. My mom took my kids once. But The Joe Exotic thing is crazy. I mean, it's such a sample of rural Oklahoma, I think.
But, you know, I'm like obsessed with the dating websites for prison inmates and married after incarceration or whatever it's called. I've watched the show. I do not get it. I do not. I'm with him 100,000%. How does this happen?
I just think your fascination with it and the fact that it's escalated to looking at websites and the declarative statements that you never marry or date anybody in prison. I think it's going to happen for you. I just, I do. I do. I think, and I think you'll justify it. You'll be like, you know, I didn't want to date anybody that lived in the same town as me.
Well, I mean, that would be the upside. There would be absolutely no bugging me at night or getting in my evening routine.
Okay, up next, we've got Amy.
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Chapter 6: How did ChatGPT roast Jennifer and Pumps?
Jennifer M. Pumps, you just rock my world. Every single day I listen to your podcast. Jennifer, you are my queen. I want to thank you for taking down Rahm Emanuel. He said that he values schools over gay and trans rights. And I just want to remind everybody that he closed 50 schools in Chicago in black and brown neighborhoods. So thank you for taking him on and telling him to shut up.
Number two, I have had it with advertisers putting their stupid little children on cameras. commercials saying, please buy my daddy's cars. Please buy my daddy's air conditioners. Who cares about what your kids look like or sound like? It makes me not want to shop with you. So thank you for putting your kids on because now I know who not to shop with. Anyway, ladies, have a great day.
You make mine every single day.
Have you seen the ads with it? Yes. You have? I have. And I feel the exact same way she does. I'm just like, it's like pageant mom style stuff. It's like, you know, Jim Bob's roofing. Let my dad Jim Bob. And it's like, your kid's not that cute. Now nobody wants to do business with you because they think your kid's at work all the time. People, I hate kids.
I just, I think that's, that is really weird. And here's the thing. Like, when you get to That whole performative parenting and trotting the kid out, I just always think a lot of that is a red flag for something.
I agree. But I also think there's a fundamental problem with parents, a lot of parents, not all parents, that they think my kid is so cute. No one could see my kid advertising my roofing business and not immediately call me because my kid's so cute. My kid's so special. And I've said it before and I'll say it again. Nobody thinks your kid's as cute as you do.
That's just, that is the law of the universe. Stop it already.
Okay, next we've got Caroline.
Hello, it's Caroline. I'm from Tampa, Florida. Yes, it's enemy territory out here. But I just want to say I fucking had it with the conservative brainwash bigot magas who are actually considering Trump being the pope. I'm sick of all this pope shit. I'm sick of the Trump 2028. But yet here we are making a racist white woman who called a black kid a slur an absolute... multi-millionaire in a day.
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Chapter 7: What do Jennifer and Pumps think about using ChatGPT in everyday life?
Chapter 8: What sponsors and promotions are featured in this episode?
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Patriots, gay-triots, black-triots. I mean, there you have it. Welcome to America's Top DEI podcast, broadcasting knee-deep into Trumpist America. And we're not going to stop. Nope. Because we still have the First Amendment for now. For now. For now, we have it. But a bunch of MAGA people that like to dry hump the American flag want a dictator. Yeah, they do. They like it.
They like an orange-faced dictator.
Who's just so not smart. Just everything about him is wrong. And they like it.
That's the, you know, a crazy person that wears orange makeup that runs around talking about Hannibal Lecter in isolation. I understand that. I totally get a singular crazy person. I even get that singular crazy person have three or four crazy friends. I even get that. The 70 whatever million that voted for him, that's the part where I am just like, Jesus fucking Christ.
And you want to get rid of the Department of Education. Right. This is the time to triple and quadruple that amount of spending because we clearly have a stupid problem in the United States of America.
Right. Oh, absolutely. And, you know, our state, we've got Ten Commandments. We've got the Trump Bible. I mean, it just... It is unbelievable to me that every single day, I don't think the Trump administration could get any more vile. And it continues to do it every day. I'm surprised. All right, Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with? I was at a movie this weekend.
Halfway through the movie, a fucking baby started crying. And I'm like, I've had it with people bringing their babies into the movie theater. I've had them with kids under five and public at large. But specifically, this is a PSA. Do not take your baby to a movie. That is stupid. If you don't have a babysitter, then wait for it to come out on video.
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