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Chapter 1: What is the podcast about?
Booking.com. Booking. Yeah.
So are we supposed to start the podcast?
Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gay-triots, they-triots, black-triots. Welcome to America's Top DEI Podcast. Pumps, what have you had it with?
What I've had it with is when you are parking your car and you walk out to the parking lot and there's 1,000 spaces available and and someone parks right next to you. This happened to me yesterday. The guy was right on the yellow line. I was in the middle of my spot, but I had to shimmy into my car to open the door, and there were at least 50 parking places around us.
The only spot that was taken was the one next to me that he was right on the line. I was like, that's fucking bullshit. I
So it seems to me like you can have personal space invaders that can invade your personal space, but your car too can have a space invader. Oh my gosh, that's exactly, exactly what it is. Car space invaders. Yes.
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Chapter 2: What are personal space invaders?
This is the same psychology of if you go into a doctor's office and there's nine chairs available and you pick a chair and then the person comes in and they sit kind of like in your sight line or next to you or right across from you when they could have chosen another place to sit. And that drives me crazy.
I mean, recently I was at a doctor's office and a woman came and sat right next to me when there were nine other available chairs. I don't understand it. I don't get it. I don't understand it. There's a psychology to let's separate... When we can. There are times where we're forced together. There's times where we have no choice but to personally invade spaces.
An example would be walking into a basketball game. We've been going to all these Thunder playoff games. It's personal space invasion out the wazoo from parking to entering to sitting down to going to the restroom. It's a nightmare, right? But when you have the opportunity to distance yourself or your vehicle from vehicles at large or humanity at large, Take the opportunity.
Swing and hit. Here's my question. Why don't these people want to take the opportunity? I mean, how did this guy know I wasn't going to just ram my car door into his and give him a door ding? Obviously, I'm not going to because I'm not a complete dick. But why would anybody want to sit next to somebody they don't know when they don't have to? It's crazy to me.
Chapter 3: Why do people invade personal space?
Yeah. You know, I just think people are crazy people. And lonely and maybe this guy. I don't know. I don't know the psychology behind all of it. I'm trying to crack the case on these MAGA voters. And I mean, I think that these things might all be linked anecdotally. We're accumulating quite a bit of evidence to things like this. But I just don't know. I don't know.
I don't know if it's better to live in like a New York where you forego personal space and everybody just accepts that you all have to invade each other's space but nobody talks to one another and you don't have to do all of this.
You don't have expectations of other people because you know if you're passing somebody on the subway steps or on the street, you could brush shoulders and it's just accepted. And then you get out to middle America where we live and then there's this layer of – We need to be even more distant.
I almost think it's better just to live in a populated place and just know that our cars are going to be next to each other. Our shoulders are going to be next to each other. And then you don't have these expectations where people are going to disappoint you because people always deliver on disappointing.
That's true. And that was my New Year's resolution is I'm going to stop having expectations, period. Because expectations are what kill you every time. They crush the soul.
Yeah.
And people are endlessly disappointing.
Yeah. They really are. Okay, let me tell you what I've had it with. So listener pumps knows, and I'm sure many of you longtime listeners know that my favorite show is Curb Your Enthusiasm. My favorite actor slash comedian is Larry David. I have a framed photograph of him on my desk downstairs in this here very office.
When my children swing by my office, they always point out that I do not have a framed picture of them on the desk, that I have a framed picture of my dogs and of Larry David. So needless to say, I really, really love this man. So accordingly, I follow on social media some Curb Your Enthusiasm accounts.
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Chapter 4: What happened with the Curb Your Enthusiasm account?
I don't care. But to marry these two things, curb your enthusiasm with advertisements for OnlyFans pages, it just seems like I've been hoodwinked. And it seems like I followed this account. I I even shared to my story this account. I double-tapped almost every video. I commented. I did engage. I did everything right.
And now you're rolling out these OnlyFans things, and the two just don't go together. Why not start a separate page?
No, I completely agree. If you were following a bra site or a swimsuit site, I can see how they have OnlyFans. At least that would be mildly related. But curb your enthusiasm and OnlyFans. There is just no joiner.
Larry is a white man that's in his 70s and a cranky Jewish comedian. And then to then jump to this, you know, OnlyFans page. It's the weirdest. It's the weirdest thing. thing ever. And recently my nephew Joey texted me and he said, have you noticed that Curb Your Enthusiasm like page that we've all followed forever is now an OnlyFans page? And I was like, I don't know what is going on.
And he said that other accounts are apparently doing this too. I guess that the thing is like this account has over 600,000 followers. So you can monetize that volume of this OnlyFans person can say, hey, if you promote my page, you know, I'll pay you five grand or two grand. I don't know how much it is, but I'm just, you know, that's just arbitrary number guess.
But anyway, I just think it's wild. And I've had it with that because, you know, then, then I'm like, I see it and I'm like, this isn't something I would just Google on my own. Right. And here it is in my page. But anyway, welcome to I've had it. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. Kylie, have you seen this? I have. Yeah. People will sell out. Okay, so tell us what you know about this.
Like the more followers you have, the more your page is worth. So it's like prime real estate to advertise. So I've had a lot of favorite accounts that all of a sudden become something completely different. They don't even post the same stuff. Like that's odd to me that there's Larry David stuff still in there. Yeah. Just go the full OnlyFans.
No, it'll be like, it'll be like two OnlyFans and then it'll be like three Larry Davids. So it keeps the fan base in. But the first time I saw it, I was so like, I'm mentally, it says Curb Your Larry David. And then it's like these, like it's an image of a girl. And then it flashes real fast to where all of a sudden her pants are on, then they're off and they're back on again.
Like you get a little peekaboo of the ass or something like that, right? And so I'm like, I think I'm like in an airport. This thing pops up on my feed and people are sitting next to me. And I look like some big lessee pervert perving out on OnlyFans in the airport lobby. No offense to lessee perverts. I support you. But it's just not something that I would have typically had in my feed.
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Chapter 5: How do social media trends affect children?
No.
Are you trying to find OnlyFans? No, but I mean, I'm sure if I sat down right now and wanted to find an OnlyFans model on. I don't think it'd be hard. Oh, you think I could even I could.
I think you just type in OnlyFans. And I mean, I think the porn component of the Internet is quite large and quite accessible. Well, that's probably right. Yeah, even for people at your advanced stage, I think you could crack it in about five seconds.
And lack of technological skills. The problem is she would be typing in fansonly.com. That's why you're not finding it.
True that. She would. Okay, Kylie, speaking of horndog lesbians, how are you today? I'm good. I'm good. And PR, if you have any HR, if you have any HR complaints, you can send those to the HBIC, the head beaver in charge and our legal counsel. And she will address any issue with me calling you a horndog lesbian. We will note it in your file and in my file.
And we will have it forever in the permanent record. We will just keep it noted. Yep. Noted. Yep. Okay. Kylie, what is going on on the internet? What do people say about pumps in me?
Here's what they say. I've got a couple of reviews. This one is five stars titled pumps is fixated on little league from maxi. And they write last night. I had a dream that pumps got a starring role in a legal drama as a high powered attorney, but the show nearly flopped when she insisted that there be a subplot where she moonlights as a little league coach.
Thankfully, the writers saved the show by pivoting to her character having a forbidden love interest with a personal chef. Jen said the on-screen chemistry was believable thanks to her male co-star, Pumps acting not so much. Anyway, listen to the podcast at your own risk, five stars.
I mean, the thing about Pumps and the... Little League situation is, I mean, Pumps really loves baseball and softball. I love it all. Like immensely. Like it's always kind of mystified me. And I, listen, all props to all softball players. I personally. just find the sport rather boring to watch baseball and softball.
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Chapter 6: What do dogs feel about inequality?
Really?
Yes. And other lesbians have reported same. So I just wanted us to talk about that. Kylie, have you heard of this?
Yes. And I will say, anytime a fan sees me outside, the number one question I get asked is, is Pumps really a lesbian? Yeah. Really?
If she is, she doesn't know it. But I've heard that, too, from my lesbian friends that they thought they were asexual because when they've asked me about it, I'm like, I think I'm just asexual. And they're like, oh, my gosh, that's what I thought until I had sex with a woman.
I thought the same thing.
You thought you were asexual?
Yeah, because you have sex with a guy and you're like, what is everyone talking about?
You have sex with a man with an extraordinarily like micropenis.
No, his nickname was Peen because he looked like a micropenis.
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Chapter 7: What are the latest ChatGPT uses?
It just has no appeal to me at this moment in my life.
I mean, I support that. I think the whole, like you have to have a partner or you have to have a spouse or you have to date somebody. We talk about the pressure that people put on kids when you're getting married, when you're having kids. But another one is, are you dating anybody? Why aren't you dating anybody? And if you're completely happy, You know, you go to movies by yourself.
You'll go and grab a bite by yourself. You enjoy thoroughly living by yourself. Why do we have to pressure you to finally come out of the closet as a lesbian and reveal yourself to our listeners? I don't know why we're putting this pressure campaign on you. Why can't we just let you be the asexual closet lesbian that makes you happy?
Exactly. Exactly. But, you know, I do. I have started telling people because I get the question so much. Are you dating anyone? When when you say and I've just been saying, no, I'm asexual, like it shuts them down. Like people are just not used to LGBTQIA. Is the A asexual? It is. Okay. Oh my gosh. I'm in the community. I knew it all along. That's why I've been an ally because I'm part of it.
You're the A. How about we just now got that?
I never knew. Listen up, listener. We are sometimes sharp as a tack and sometimes it takes us a long time to arrive there. But when we arrive, we arrive with enthusiasm. That's right. This is exciting. Okay, Kylie, any more reviews?
I've got one more for you, short and sweet. Oral Roberts is hands down the greatest drag name of all time. I totally agree with this.
Oral Roberts is oh my god so at the same tennis tournament where I talked to Whitney about your asexuality there was a girl she's a D1 tennis player for Oral Roberts and so I asked her I said do you you go to Oral Roberts she said yes I said what's it like do they have all these crazy rules blah blah blah she said yes they do but of course she's in college and she's having fun but they have all of the like you know no kissing boys no I mean all of these that's like a written rule
Yes, I chat GPT'd it. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's just like, I think it's so stupid and abusive and cruel to tell kids at the peak of their like raging hormones that they can't make out with people and that it's wrong. I just think that is one of the dumber movements of our species. Absolutely. And I feel like College is prime sex years. Totally.
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