Join Alex and Laren for a fun catch up session where they expose Lauren’s recent dating disasters that included another hot plane man, a former circus performer, and a high school reunion recon mission. They also discuss the potential benefits of hooking up with dads, how height affects the hookup, and dating app turn off’s. Enjoy!
Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of this episode?
What is up, Daddy Gang? It is your founding father, Alex Cooper, with Call Her Daddy. Daddy gang, welcome back to another episode of Call Her Daddy. I am back with the one, with the only, McLairby McLarson. I feel like that's like your, what would be your DJ name, Lauren?
Well, when I went to college, my Instagram name, I was dead serious. I went into college and shared this with everyone. Laren McHotstuff.
Wait, what?
That was my Instagram name.
Wait, how did I not know that? You were Laryn McCott stuff?
I was Laryn McCott stuff. And like, I would meet people like freshly in my sorority. Like, let's share socials. I'm like, yep, hit me up at Laryn McCott stuff. That's like actually...
that takes that one that's absolutely offensive and that actually takes some balls to have that as your fucking name but it's also kind of like fun if you're meeting guys and you're just like anyways Lauren is here today what the fuck um Lauren is here and we are having a little girls night Matt is upstairs watching football with his friends and Lauren and I were acting like little freaks and so Matt was like why don't you he basically was like why don't you girls go play like why don't
We were listening to Hannah Montana.
You know what that means for us? It means going through Hannah Montana 1 and seeing how many songs we know on the album.
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Chapter 2: What are some of Lauren's recent dating experiences?
A little rendezvous.
Just a little like... Fair, because at least he's not gay and we know that.
Lauren, a little like... That fucking sucks though that like I actually... Well, so since I've downloaded Instagram, I've requested him and he won't accept my friend request. So I think he saw the first episode.
But also, we do not want him. No, I don't. We do not want him.
I don't want him.
Then what are we doing? I just wanted to stir the pot a little bit. No, you want him to want you so that you can pull back and then you can be like, ew, I don't want you anymore. That's so high school. But you want him to come to you so then you can fucking bounce. I don't know what I want. Who has she become? It is crazy.
I don't know if anyone feels this, babe, but no matter how far away you get from your hometown, it's the saying of like, you can take a bitch out of Philly, but you can't take the Philly out of a bitch or whatever the fuck the saying is. Okay. Oh, also people got so mad at me when I was like, I will always be Philly. They're like, you're from the fucking suburbs, cunt.
I was like, okay, first of all, fuck off. It's not the same thing, but you know what I'm saying? We went to Philly every fucking day. Second of all, it's weird how no matter where you go in life,
stirs up those emotions of when you're like an adolescent because remember did I tell you that I think I was regressing no did I tell you that my ex-boyfriend randomly texted me a picture of the look at me now song by Chris Brown out of the blue and just texted that to me in November oh and just like a picture of like look at me now and I couldn't tell if he was saying like look at you or look at him exactly I couldn't tell like or
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Chapter 3: Why did Lauren stop going on so many dates?
Do you agree that Lauren should not be dating if she doesn't want a relationship? Or do you think it's completely fine that Lauren is going on dates, but she doesn't want a relationship? We will leave you with that, with that big, big, big question mark. And we are going to go have wine and watch football with Matt. So God bless.
And thank you guys so much for listening to another lovely episode of Call Her Daddy. And you know the drill. I will see you fuckers next Wednesday. Goodbye.