Join Alex in Brooklyn for an interview with Amy Schumer. Amy opens up about her family going bankrupt as a child, how her mom had an affair with her best friend's dad, and how she has always been hilarious. Amy also reveals the time she let a fan go down on her, her experiences with pro athletes, and how she handles hate online. Enjoy!
Chapter 1: What is the background story behind Amy's childhood?
And that's from real life. I love that so much for you. No, it's kind of amazing. That's like a full circle moment. I'm appreciating that story right now. That's good for Call Her Daddy. Thank you for the tea.
You're welcome. And like, that's not, you know, the most popular move that gets the best response. But that's the truth. I kind of feel like that would keep them wanting way more.
i that i that's happened probably three times in my in my life when i was in my hay yeah okay and uh and what you know one of them was furious i remember and um and one of them was like totally fine with it and you know what the baseball player was pretty cool about it
Well, because I guess like the furious makes sense because it's like, wow, are you saying I'm that bad? Like you're falling asleep.
No, I think it's like I just made you come and now you're kicking me out. And I'm like, oh, my God, what does it feel like to be a woman? You know?
and again this mic is so heavy no i know but you're young my bones are old and they're confused what if you prop it up on the pillow no okay okay we tried it on who would be your celebrity hall pass
hmm okay okay um i'm gonna say either christian bale or beyonce the range yeah but i don't think i would get a hall pass i would give a hall pass you wouldn't get but i wouldn't get one no but it's good to like think about it like it's i think it's even better when it's like a dream and like i don't know if you'd actually even want to do it yeah it's kind of like don't be your heroes
How many can I have? You can have as many as you want. Okay. Method man. Can I get my phone out? No. Yeah. Yes. Yes. And he knows. And he knows. And he's his beautiful wife and whatever. And he's like, so doesn't.
He's not interested.
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Chapter 2: How did Amy Schumer's family struggles shape her humor?
Chapter 3: What was the craziest fan interaction Amy ever had?
Chapter 4: What are Amy's thoughts on online hate?
This was, what year was this?
Like, it'll be kind of pregnant all, like it's the Wicked, but yeah.
But obviously, Kind of pregnant is like the movie everyone's talking about, but... Yeah, it's the year. I just needed to get it off my chest.
Another Oscar coming. Yeah. Okay, what is the craziest fan interaction you've ever had? I guess them eating me out.
What? Right? I mean, that's crazy. That would definitely top the chart. Yeah. I mean, okay. You know what? I'm just going to get right into this here. Okay. Okay? And I've never said this anywhere.
Okay.
But when I was sort of at my... kind of peak, like, touring arenas, whatever. And I'll say it, because this is where you say it. Were they a professional athlete? Sure. Did I text them, like, late at night and they came over, went down on me, and then I said, I'm so tired, I'm so sorry, and they left? Yes. And you know who you are. Not the look into the camera.
And that's happened a couple of times and I'm not proud of it. And I think like, you know, and the ambulance is good for this moment because this is like when I actually get actually canceled. No, but it's all about, you know, you want to be a giving lover and whatever, whatever. But at this moment, it was like, you know, some people like will blow a guy and that's the end of the night.
So I kind of, you know, did it my way to quote Frank Sinatra.
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Chapter 5: What did Amy learn from her past relationships with pro athletes?
Oh, God. So many. Like, you know, there's so much out there about me. Oh, well, this is fun. At my wedding, People magazine reported some celebrities who were there. And they said that Jennifer Aniston was there. And she was not there. But my mom, who is 75, said, I think what happened was from behind... I look exactly like Jennifer Aniston.
And I'm like, you just had knee surgery and you're in your mid-70s, you know. But I just said, oh, okay. Oh, mom. So that was, yeah. That tells me a lot about your mom. That does tell you a lot about my mom.
Yeah. We love your mom. Mom, I love a little deluge. I mean, I've got it. Obviously.
I am so confused. Yeah, this is good. OK, what is what is one of your biggest pet peeves?
OK, this is this is really controversial. Oh, why are you looking away from me? Because I'm already regretting saying it. And it's not really even a thing. OK, it's not even a pet peeve. My pet peeve is men. But also... But also... And I already said men, right? Yeah, you said men. Okay, I said men. My other... This is kind of like a fun little not really... Okay.
Okay, I have a couple now that I'm going. Pickleball annoys me. Sorry. Have you ever played? No. Me either. I'm just hating from a distance.
Me too.
So loud. And if you can vape while you're playing the sport, is it a sport? And... I don't like how a lot of people, and I don't know if you do this, so I'm so sorry.
Just hit me.
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Chapter 6: How does Amy handle embarrassing moments in Hollywood?
If you play, let me know and I'll like go for the first time with you.
OK, great. No, but I like tear a meniscus or something. And I like I just like when people are like you just hear these people like I got a pickleball injury and you're like, That's it. Loser. Absolutely. Get on a boat and leave. And guess who plays pickleball?
Who?
My mom. Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston plays pickleball. Jennifer Aniston. You heard it here first.
What is the greatest length you've gone to get out of plans?
Oh, this is fun. This is fun. So my dad is MS. He's in a wheelchair. Okay. What was the question? No, I'm just kidding.
No, I'm just kidding.
But I love that you're such a good interviewer. May I give a compliment? Oh, sure. Of course. You're a great interviewer.
Oh, my God.
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Chapter 7: What are Amy's pet peeves in life?
Not even an earring.
No, I let my holes close, including my vagina.
gone but the asshole ready to go really ready okay we're currently in Brooklyn in a random person's house I like literally have no idea where we are yeah so they'll come in at any moment and kick us out but until then what would you say is the most New York quality about you I think that I like don't give a fuck and that like just in terms of like on the subway or whatever I'll be like move in you know
like this thing that like if it's just just in you and it's like i should be like trying to keep a low pro yeah but you know i just i can't and i'll just get you know involved in anything that goes on and that's what's nice about new york is like that especially public transportation everybody's like together and the community aspect yeah yeah but yeah we does anyone ever be like fuck you amy schumer like at the fuck off like what yeah no i mean yes but no like you know no
No, not really. I feel like I'm like anonymous here in New York. Like no one cares. And they're expecting to see you. And they're almost like mad that it's either like this is a famous person we're running into. You know, can we get Rihanna? What the fuck?
True.
They expect to see me. They're like, where were you? We went to the 30 Rock today. Yeah.
Okay. You grew up in the city, but you were born in Long Island? No. I was born in the city, and then I grew up on Long Island. Okay. Yeah. I went backwards. Sorry. How would you have described yourself as a kid?
I would say... I think I'm exactly the same. What am I now? I would say, like my friends, loyal, psychotic, and funny. You were always psychotic. I was always psychotic. I was always just trying to make myself laugh. Oh, that's nice. You know, like have a good time.
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Chapter 8: What is Amy's perspective on love and relationships now?
So then you leaned into theater. Majored in theater. Okay. What was the most unhinged thing you did at school? Like you're the class con, like you're fucking shit up.
Oh, God. I mean, I ran for... I believe I ran for president of student council as a freshman. That'll put a target on your back. Just to make a speech. But I could be getting it wrong. It might have been junior high. But I believe it was... I believe it was I believe it was high school. And I just I made a speech and it was all lies. I talked about growing up on a farm in Iowa.
I would you know, if there was a bake sale, I would bring in a ton of toast, you know, and like have a sign like toast. Like I just was an idiot and just like thought I was so funny.
We that the confidence it takes if it was freshman year to go for president and seniors are looking at you like you fucking piece of shit back up. Yeah. Like where did you get confidence from like that?
I know I don't know I really think my parents lied to me so much and I just believed it and then when I found out they were lying I was too late and I had this like inner confidence and it was just too late it couldn't be shaken it couldn't wait are either of your parents funny yeah my dad they're both funny my dad's really funny my mom is like is funny cuckoo too in a good way
I say that in a good way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they're both really funny. He's hilarious.
How would you describe your social life? So you're funny. Like, did people like the funny kid or were you like alienated? No friends.
I was cool. Sorry. No, I was I was cool. Like things weren't like easy. I had major trauma and stuff when I was like 12, you know, which I'm totally happy to talk about.
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