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Behind the Bastards

Part Three: How The Zizians Went Full On Death Cult

Tue, 18 Mar 2025

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Robert tells David about Ziz's glorious plan to take to the sea and sever the right and left brains of her followers in order to make them psychopaths god that sentence was weird to write trust us the episode is weirder.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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4.144 - 25.78 Robert Evans

Welcome to Behind the Bastards, a podcast where I, Robert Evans, am going to war, like a one-man, like Rambo, like one of the later Rambo movies, not the first one that was actually about the cost of PTSD and Imperial War, but like the later ones where he's a one-man army. I'm doing that, and I'm doing it against Microsoft because I fucking hate Copilot.

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27.02 - 36.945 Robert Evans

With me to talk about how much we hate Microsoft Copilot... my producer, Sophie Lichterman, and our wonderful guest, David Boree. David, how do you feel about Microsoft Co-Pilot?

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37.865 - 42.646 David Boree

Ah, Rambo 3, let's go. Okay, okay, okay. Let's kill a ton of brown people.

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43.427 - 50.228 Robert Evans

Well, no, I mean, in this one, it's just like Microsoft Co-Pilots we're killing. Okay, all of them. They're not really people.

50.268 - 51.769 David Boree

Outlook sucks. It's so bad.

52.289 - 59.011 Robert Evans

Outlook is terrible. Microsoft has really gone far off of making a lot of products that people hate to use.

60.615 - 80.36 Unknown

Speaking of products people hate to use, David said before we started recording that he was excited to hear this story. I just want you to know where we're starting on this story is page 21 of the script. And where we end the script is page 49. Whoa. I made a mistake in doing this.

84.5 - 102.394 Robert Evans

I'm going to admit that right now. Before we get further, I'm going to say I erred in this. And it's, you know, I've made peace with the inevitability of fucking stuff up, especially when like every week you're doing a different chunk of history and we're veering from like, we're talking about fucking 17th and 18th century France.

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