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Fri, 18 Apr 2025

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Chapter 1: Who is Yagsi Yabor and what is his significance?

0.229 - 9.693 Clayton

What's Yagsi Yabor? Yagsi Yabor is my friend. He's from Israel and he's dead. Oh, man. I'm just improvising.

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10.093 - 10.673 Barton

Yeah, no.

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10.713 - 16.696 Clayton

That's not a bad thing. That has nothing to do with the conflict. No. Yagsi Yabor, you are like your funny hat.

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17.956 - 24.519 Barton

Yagsi Yabor, where have you been? You're gone for a while. You don't answer your phone. Yeah.

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27.302 - 36.379 Clayton

I love the sand in your eyes. Yaxi, Yabora.

Chapter 2: What are the humorous anecdotes shared about Yagsi Yabor?

36.7 - 41.122 Nick

Yaxi, Yabora. Yaxi, Yabora.

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Chapter 3: What is the meaning behind 'Yaxi, Yabora'?

41.162 - 42.863 Clayton

Your green card got denied.

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42.883 - 61.455 Nick

Yaxi, Yabora. Yaxi, Yabora. Yaxi, Yabora. Where are your arms now? Yaxi, Yabora. Yaxi, Yabora. Yaxi, Yabora. The yard bone is gone.

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Chapter 4: How do the hosts describe the creative and cosmic mindset?

63.462 - 78.49 Clayton

He's eating yard bones, dude. I don't know, dude. No, I like it. You know what I mean? I'm in the cosmic creative space. You're up here. Yeah, yeah. It's beyond. First word that comes to your mind. Go. Mindset. Yeah. Are you? Chicken. Yay. That's good.

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Chapter 5: What role do science and math play in their conversation?

78.93 - 79.211 Nick

Chicken.

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79.231 - 97.365 Clayton

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go science, though. You. Bollocules. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Math. Go. Da Vinci's code. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're on it, dude. Shock me, dude. Shock you with something? Shock me with something. What do you mean? Give me another one. Yeah, bloody discharge. No. No?

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98.625 - 113.548 Barton

No, I don't want to hear about Carlos' exam. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, yucks. I went to the doctor. He said I have to stay away from people like Carlos. That's literally what the doctor said. Yeah? He said a big fan of the show. Watch the podcast. Stay away from Carlos because he hasn't had a tetanus shot in years. You're up.

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114.148 - 115.608 Clayton

Yeah, I haven't been tested in a while, too.

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116.84 - 117.662 Barton

Let's get in there, bud.

118.323 - 139.149 Clayton

I went to a... Let's get in there, bud. I went to the Sherman Oaks Spearmint Rhino last night at like one in the morning. I was so lonely. I was sitting, I was watching, you know how I keep watching Great British Break Off? So good. So I was season eight again, right? And I'm like, I know who gets, you know, every episode I know who gets, you know what I mean?

139.209 - 156.779 Clayton

The star baker, I know who gets, you know what I mean? The handshake. Let go, I know who gets the handshake. Yeah. And I was sitting there and my penis was out. At Great British Break Off? No, no, no. I was watching it. I was just naked. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I'm sitting there slumped over watching it and going, Yeah, I'm going. You gotta go.

157.479 - 172.752 Clayton

And went in there, and there was only four people working. Yep. It's almost as if it was not even open. Was it at 4 p.m. when you went? No, it was 1 in the morning, I said. God, you don't listen, do you, guy? I've been at 4 p.m. before. I can't tell you why. Why?

174.093 - 177.816 Barton

What do you mean why? What are you doing at 4 p.m. in a strip club?

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