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Chapter 1: Where is the Bad Friends podcast going on tour?
Hello. Hello. Hello, mate. My. Beans on toast. We're coming to London, England, and Dublin, Ireland. Right.
London, England, Dublin, Ireland. July 18th and July 19th for Ireland. That's right. 18th in London, 19th in Ireland. You guys, come out and see us. Go to badfriendspod.com. Kicks are going fast. They are going very fast. Dublin's about to shell out. Shell out. So, July 18th and 19th, go to badfriendspod.com. Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends.
What is this shirt that you got in Australia? Look at Bobby got a shirt in Australia.
It's a stress, dude.
You cannot fit in this.
Why can't he fit in it? He's saying that I'm fat. I think you fit in that easily. Thank you, Benny. Do you actually think he can't fit in it?
No, dude. Put it on. It looks exactly... No, look at this.
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Chapter 2: Why is Bobby Lee on Ozempic?
I like the way you did that. I can't do that because I'm stuck in a plastic chair in between. Here's my unicorn.
If I'm a unicorn, where am I on the unicorn? Can I be honest? That doesn't look like a unicorn at all.
Korean unicorns are different. No, no, no. I don't think that's the unicorn. I think that's him on top of the unicorn.
Are your arms hurt? Is this because of arthritis? Yeah, arthritis. What's wrong with your arms?
And why have you been out of breath? I smoke cigarettes. So you're just out of breath all the time? Why does everyone come out here nitpicking all my frailties? Okay, wait. I'm a unicorn.
Where am I on the unicorn?
What happened to your other arm? I'm going left.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going left, dude. He's never going right. Anyway, I'm sitting on the horn.
You haven't found the wine. I'm sitting on the wine.
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Chapter 3: What is the dynamic between Benny Blanco and Selena Gomez?
Display.
If I display it in the 80s, Because I had a lot of rock posters on my wall.
Let me guess some of the bands that were on their wall.
Go ahead. Thin Lizzy.
Yeah, dude. Depeche Mode.
Duran. Duran Duran. No, just Duran.
Oh, just Duran? Duran wasn't there? Yeah.
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