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Chapter 1: What is the theme of this podcast episode?
Hello, and welcome back to Advice Session, a series here on Anything Goes where you send in your current dilemmas or anything that you want advice on, and I give you my unprofessional advice. And today's topic is sex, which means if you're one of my family members, turn this off. And if you think you're a little bit too young to be listening to this episode, go ask your mommy.
And now that we've gotten that out of the way, let's talk about sex, people. Let's talk about it. Let's just dive into it. To be honest, I get a little bit uncomfortable when I talk about sex, not because it's a taboo topic, but because I don't think people perceive me as a sexual person. In fact, I've seen comments online that are like, I don't think Emma has sex.
Emma does not exude an ounce of sexual energy. I don't think she has sex. I think if we were to pull down her pants, we would find it was smooth like a Barbie doll down there. There's no vagina. She doesn't have sex. And this is something I've always sort of been self-conscious of ever since I was...
going through puberty as a middle schooler, I've been self-conscious about the fact that I exude less sexual energy than the average person. I've always sort of relied on my humor and my personality to get attention. And I'm not saying that in like a pick-me sort of way. Like, Sorry, I guess I'm just like deeper than the average.
Sorry that I'm not like a sex symbol, but I'm like well-read and I like read books. I'm not well-read. I'm not that well-read. I've read a few classics, okay? But no more than the average person. I'm not well-read. I'm not saying this in some sort of pick-me sort of way. I'm saying that I just never had sexual energy, so I had to rely on other things. And I think many of us can relate to that.
I think it's like 50-50 out there. Some people have sexual energy. Some people don't. It seems to be like 50-50. And I'm just somebody who, for whatever reason, doesn't have sexual energy for the most part. So I feel kind of silly when I talk about sex. However, despite what some of you may think, I do have sex. I do have sex. And I'm not necessarily the best at it.
And I don't get on top very often because that's just a little bit too much for me, a little bit too stressful, a little bit too visual, can see too much of me, a little bit too exhausting, a little bit too... I don't really know what I'm doing up there. No one ever taught me. So I just don't really do it. But I have sex, okay? I've been having sex for like seven years or something, maybe six.
So I have enough experience. To be honest, if anyone needs sex advice though, it's me. Now I'm thinking about it, I'm like, wait, I could use some sex advice, if anything. But today I'm just gonna share with you what I know, all right? And as always, this advice should be taken with a grain of salt. For all you know, I actually could be a Barbie doll down there, just no vagina, okay?
Just like smooth. You don't know anything for sure. So take advice with a grain of salt from me, all right? Anyway, let's begin. Actually, one more check. Are any of my family members listening? Let's fucking turn this off now because I don't want to talk about this at Thanksgiving.
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Chapter 2: Why does Emma feel uncomfortable discussing sex?
So the more you can have those types of conversations, the more that you can check in, the more comfortable you'll get with it. And in the beginning, it might feel uncomfortable, but I can promise it'll get easier. But I understand the fear because I've been in relationships where I've gone the entire relationship and we've never talked about sex like once.
You know, it's like a topic that we avoided or whatever, for whatever reason, because it was too uncomfortable. And so I think the earlier on in the relationship, you can start talking about sex and the more often that you do it, the better, because then it just isn't scary anymore and it's comfortable and it's easy. And it's important, especially if you have opposite sex drives.
But once you have that sort of figured out, I think there are a few more things that you could do, okay? Number one, when you do have sex, when both of you are feeling it at the same time, lean into it, okay? Don't fall into your routine. Like, I feel like a lot of couples get into sort of a routine, like...
At 30 seconds, like a finger goes in and then at like three minutes, okay, now my pants are off. And then at five minutes, okay, now we're doing this. And then we flip over. It's like when you're in a relationship, you end up getting into a routine with sex a lot of times. That has happened to me in every single relationship I've ever had. It's like at a certain point, you have a routine.
And so they're actually a conscious effort has to be made to get out of that routine. And so I think if you have opposite sex drives, it's all the more reason to make sure not to fall into the routine. Like when you catch yourself about to like pop a fucking finger in somewhere or like Put a hand in the pant when you normally do. Be like, wait a minute, I'm gonna do something else.
Like, I don't know, just like switch it up. And also drag it out. Don't rush anything, you know? Don't just like go through the motions. Like, drag it out. You know what I mean? Like, stop in between. Chill out for a sec. You know, like drag it out. Get out of your routine. Make the times that you do both want to have sex extra special, extra exciting. Really make a moment out of it, okay?
Have fun with it, you know, because this is something that's even more special for you two than for the average couple. Okay, next. If you're really feeling like, oh my God, we have been so out of whack. We have not had sex in like a month. Like we're just not aligning. Plan a night around sex. Okay. It sounds kind of cringe, but I actually do think that there can be some, some value in it.
Like, let me give you an example. Okay. Plan like a date night. Okay. Like, okay, tonight we're going to order dinner and we're going to watch this movie and we're going to light a fucking candle. Maybe we're And if you want to wear like a cute little outfit, okay? I hate doing that because I feel cringe when I do it. And I feel constricted by it and I like really hate it. So I don't do that.
But like if you want to buy a little cute little outfit and wear that maybe under your clothes, okay? Do that. You know, if you want to buy something from like a little sex store as like a little funny surprise, fun, funny surprise, okay? For some people, it's not a funny surprise, but if I were to do something like this, it would be because every guy I've ever dated would be like, what the fuck?
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