Witty
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Steaks For Stakes
No, subliminally. No way Witty copies Zazz. Well, Witty copies Mike. Witty copies Mike.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Steaks For Stakes
This song's been around for 40 years.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Steaks For Stakes
In 40 years, Pink Pony Club will be the same thing. I bet you in five years it won't.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Steaks For Stakes
You guys heard the Weezer cover? That's the reason all these 22-year-olds in our office know what it is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Steaks For Stakes
Sorry, Mike Malley and Ethan Badowski.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Steaks For Stakes
Smash hit from a new artist that's going to be around for a long time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Steaks For Stakes
He's looking. He's looking. Title's going to be, Amin Confuses Obama with Osama.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Steaks For Stakes
The segregation, that's what happened.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
I'm not a wooer, though. This is a three America situation because in Hispanic families, the entire family's cheering, applauding.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
So I don't have a bathtub in my apartment in Connecticut. So I'm in my shower. I mean, it is a tub like white. Is it porcelain? I don't even know what material this is. It's it's my it's how I bathe slash shower in the morning. So I'm here. Here I am. I'm doing it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
I'm trying to scum around it, you know? Are you sitting down? Do you have a bench in your shower? I am sitting down. I'm on my bare bottom, and I'm balancing my laptop on my knees. Bare bottom? A Pooh Bear situation, huh? Yeah, yeah. I figured you guys wanted me to be in a bathtub, so I figured I'd take the pants off so that I'd at least live up to at least part of this bit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
No, I do not. I just have my lights on. It's pretty bright in here, so I'm good. I'm well lit. Chris Whittingham is a fancy lad. How did I fancy lad there? What did I do?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
It's currently caught in business shipping. So we're in one to four business days.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
It was a fun bit. Roy is reflective of the correct view, in my opinion. I am not welcome back. I don't want to be welcomed back.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
But the thing is that the darkness and the sadness is what has made this experience for me. I have been ripped up and down on social media. I have been ripped up and down on this program. I have been destroyed by several group chats of my friends. My friends hate me. I didn't do all of that to then at the final hurdle be like, you know what? I'm rooting for the Panthers and the Stanley Cup final.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
No, I'm rooting for your misery. I'm rooting for you to be inflicted what has been inflicted upon me for several years now. I don't want you to be happy. Your choice. I don't. You chose this. No one made you do this. I know. I know. And you know what? The choice has not gone well for me. Thank you. However, let's not see this end in a championship because, my God, it would be terrible.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
It would be the worst thing that had ever happened in my life.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
How many goals did Matthew Kachuk score in the Eastern Conference final? Was it a whole one? Chris, he made the Eastern Conference final. He made the cup. John Hubrador did not. He didn't even make the playoffs. Sam Reinhardt and Sam Bennett and Alexander Barkov and Gustav Forsling and Sergei Bobrovsky, they made the Stanley Cup final. Deep team.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
carry it carrying a passenger making more money than everybody else he only scored the one goal in the eastern conference final as opposed to the new york rangers the rangers got like one goal out of their so-called big three and they didn't have the depth to make up for it unlike the panthers that's correct that is correct and fair play to the panthers for building a very good team defensively i i don't like it it's not my kind of hockey
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
but what's like great hockey kind of hockey it's not my kind of hockey i don't i don't like the what is your kind of hockey what is losing hockey is like is you know where they try and score goals and pass the puck what a concept like soccer right exactly i that honestly like to be fair like two years ago what i liked about the panthers they kind of played soccer on ice right now they play like rugby on ice it's terrible
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
That's correct. Yeah. And I feel like, I don't know, most sports fans prefer winning to aesthetics.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
but i like you said i am very consistent about this i don't i would not want my soccer team to try and not play with the ball i would not want my nfl team to not try and score 31 points and i would like to see my hockey team like string three passes together that that that's my desired outcome and the florida panthers don't seem terribly intent on doing that i wish this so i didn't like it i didn't like it seriously
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
they pass the puck chris no they don't i wish that shower would turn on right now uh whittingham how crushed were you like you know you but you're listening you're the biggest ranger fan i know so he's not crushed doesn't give a no no it was it was really bad so saturday on top of the the rangers playing it was the champions league final and if you like if you like real madrid you have no soul and so real madrid in the first 60 minutes are horrendous
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
Borussia Dortmund should have scored a goal but Real Madrid do a Real Madrid thing and like every sporting interest I had on Saturday went wrong and so I've actually decided to not watch Panthers games anymore because they make me miserable and so I'm just like I'm following my the score notifications that I get in and I'm just like and every time it like comes up on my Apple watch I look down and I go please do God please do God and then it doesn't go my way and it's just terrible and
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
I was just I was you know, I was alone in my hotel room in Philadelphia on Saturday night watching all my friends have fun and watching all my friends tell me to go bleep myself. And I was very unhappy. So that that was my experience watching the Panthers on Saturday. It was doubling down. I'm happy. Yep. Doubling down. Come on, the Oilers, which apparently is like a whole thing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
OK, this is a thing yesterday. Like, like. Come on, Oilers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
Like, let's go blank. Maybe a comma? It doesn't require a comma. No, there's no commas. You don't say a comma. You don't say, let's go, comma, Panthers. You just say, let's go, Panthers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
No, it's not worse. It's not worse. It's not. I don't understand where you guys have gotten this idea. Also, the perverted mind of America ruining a very basic word that we use in a lot of different contexts. I don't understand how that happened either. You're deflecting. I am deflecting. Which word?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
See, I can't even say it because now it's like if I just use a very basic four-letter word that is a verb to describe about 15 different things, somehow that's like me being gross. Say it, Woody. Say it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
Can we spend the last minute of this talking about Chipotle? Where did everyone get complaints about Chipotle from? I don't understand how people go to Chipotle. You used to get a burrito from there and you couldn't hold it. You couldn't bite it. It was way too wide. Ridiculous.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
oh they absolutely needed to downsize like they like you would get it to go things like i i need three people to go to to go through this this is this is not a portion size for one person this is ugly americans being like i want more food for my money more two and a half portion sizes no you get the one the the amount of food they give you now is the amount of food they should have been giving you in the first place
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
Have I? I'm a tortilla on the side guy. Oh, with the bowl?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
What do you mean I don't get to do that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
How funny would it be if I just said, yeah, can you let me back in? Dude, you're welcome. No, no, no.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
I am the world's biggest Oilers fan. By the way, I had no idea how far away Edmonton was. Why is there a team there? They're so far away from everybody. It's like seven and a half hours to get there from New York. I was looking at a flight. to root on my beloved Edmonton Oilers, who've been a lifelong fan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
And it's like, it's seven and a half hours to get there. Greg, are you going to go for the Herald?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
The Big Suey: Come On The Witty
Siri, turn on his shower. He has his laptop. The bed is not fulfilled. You want me to get water all over my laptop?