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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

1033.699

That's pretty. If you see her and then his wife is like, what you doing here? She must be licking ass or some shit like that. It got to be something more.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

1105.412

Damn. So you letting other men do the wrist for you?

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

1158.821

Nah, you can't be getting cucked out. You gotta just put on beats. That's it. Future type beats.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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This comes from the guy who has Seinfeld playing in the background.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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Getting your dick sucked to Seinfeld? I mean, I ain't catching a *** case, so I catch some girls.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

1268.788

We be having subway surfers here?

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

1434.167

Yeah, I thought they have a skeleton, like, where it needs to start, where it needs to end. They'll do one run-through, and then they do another run-through where it's like, ah, riff as much as you want.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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But I don't even see a difference. But you wouldn't lick it or anything?

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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I remember the first time a girl asked me to do that to her, and I hucked to it.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

1784.809

It's got to be what's already in there. But Champ kept going.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

1789.473

She told me a couple days later, she was like, when I do that, this is the way it's supposed to be. She taught you how to spin the girls now?

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

2032.718

It is crazy that Charlemagne got a full Brazilian whacked before Valentine's Day.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

2078.255

You said you got waxed. I don't know what you're talking about. No, no, no. I never got waxed. I never got waxed. I just do the, you know, little shave. You can't do too much of a shave, though. Yeah, just a buzz cut. Keep it, you know. But down there, too?

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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No, if it's on one, it's fine. You don't gotta... What the fuck are you looking at? It feels weird somewhere in your butt. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

2122.984

When you're in the shower and you're washing your asshole, you ain't spreading a cheek to get inside? So it's the same shit. Well, you got a dirty ass asshole.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

2139.13

That's just what I'm going with.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

2268.16

Yeah, same. Yeah. I inquired. Oh, you did? Yeah, I was like, yo, you good with everything? She's like, yeah, I should be good. If she wasn't good, what could you do? Find a new clean house.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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I don't think flagrant pops up on my cleaner lady's feed. I don't think that algorithm.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

2344.588

You asking me if you got to clean a dirty shit? His wife acts her.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

2349.971

There's no way. Like, they never give up that much info. Yeah. She wants to know how dirty you are when she's not around.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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No, it was the same thing with migrant crime. Yes. Because that was the big story, so they were reporting every single time. Here's what I'm saying.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

2677.449

You want to finish the sentence?

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

2689.916

He said the flight was flaming.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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What did he say? He was just saying, like... If you want to start cutting places, there's a lot of easier targets to cut.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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But they might bang us on YouTube. I guess.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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Just like, Hey, we can cut Pentagon defense spending. We can love all this.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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But that's how he's done with every company.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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But that's why they got him for it. They're like, hey, you got to start treating the government like a company. Which I don't disagree with in principle at all. I do, because it's like these are government agencies that were put there to fix a problem. It wasn't like, hey, this is just a profitable thing that we just have to. Our only concern is making profit.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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And I look at that as like, yo, who the fuck are you? I have people that I report to, heads of my agency. They're the ones that I answer to. I'm not answering to some motherfucker who just was granted this power. And unconstitutionally, and now I have to just, I have to prove my worth to this guy? Fuck it.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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Yeah, she's listening in live now.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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pretty much going to every department and just firing everyone that's on probation. Because those are the ones you can get away with firing because they're not, you know, their job isn't actually finalized yet. Got it. And it's like, even that, it's like, all right, so now all this young crop of people who are probably qualified because if they got hired in the first place, now you're just...

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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getting rid of all that and now you're going to have just a bunch of old people who've been doing it the old way all this time it's like where's the change like you're going to just have the same thing going on and i don't know that that's necessarily true because usually what they do is they fire the old people because they make way more money yeah but they're firing all the people on probation but why would the young people be on probation to clarify i

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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I just wish they... Because I like the fact that somebody from outside is coming in to make these changes. Agreed. Because I don't think people from within... We can't ask you, hey, how can we take money away from you and how can we fire your people? They're not going to.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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Exactly. But I think they should work alongside. So you have Elon working alongside with some of these department heads and things like that. And now it's like, okay, he's like, what does this department do? What is this money for? You have to do a bit more surgical cuts than the way that they're doing it right now.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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Because you saw they fired people that were in charge of fucking the nuclear warheads and shit like that, had to hire them back. And that could have been a crazy mistake.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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Yeah, but we just don't know how much other countries are targeting that thing. Say if there's one person who's cybersecurity protecting other countries from accessing our nukes, and now we were just with no security there for a day or two. And that was the one time, boom, they got in.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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You're giving them more credit than I think they deserve. I think a lot of them don't realize they're being manipulated.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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Yo, how do you feel about the Nazi salutes? Because now those are... Who Bannon threw one up. Yeah. But he's just a fucking. But like now, does that put any credence on what Elon did or because clearly what Bannon did was intentional. Like, you can't say that was.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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But you don't think they also see the rise of white supremacy and they're like, yo, we gone.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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The vast majority probably. All groups start small and then they keep going.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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So it's like, that's the shit.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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people to get comfortable with that.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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But then how come you're at this conservative convention and no one is... We don't know if no one's pushing back.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

4719.465

I don't see Fox News saying, oh, that was so wrong of him doing that.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

4727.51

Yeah, like Trump should be coming out, yo, I don't agree with that.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

4776.342

This is Steve Bannon at CPAC.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

4956.375

To make two bills. So he's seeping. He's getting some returns. Oh, no, 100%.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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And it does suck because I really used to be an Elon guy. I'm still an Elon guy. I'm like, with everything he's been doing lately, it's hard for him.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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You know what I mean?

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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I'm not throwing it on my truck. Are you afraid your shit's going to get vandalized? Have you seen that? Yo, I had a dude throw a fucking snowball at the car. That's not bad at all.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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But that's going to come with it. That's what I'm saying. I think the car being a Cybertruck had something to do with the reason why they did.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

5048.612

I think they're throwing the snowball because it's Elon.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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I think it's like, I agree with you, but I think it's also important to point out shit while it's happening.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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Because like, if you just stay quiet and just let them do it, and then it might hit that point where it's, you know. That's its own check and balance. Y'all saying things.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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But if it's the way they talk, it's like, you might as well listen to what I say, you're out of here.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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I agree with you wholeheartedly, but then when you have the top-down person saying, if you don't do what the fuck I say, wait till midterms, you're out of here, or you're getting fired. They're creating the climate where it's like, I don't want any talk back, and I don't want anybody doing anything I don't say.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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They can just fund having somebody run against you and kick you to fuck out.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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Like, why would they not fund them already? But it's so I think every elected official should speak for their constituents. It shouldn't be, hey, you just have to follow what daddy says. Well, that's what they all do.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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And we will overcorrect. And I'm OK there.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

5672.174

I got fake news. Nah, that's fucked up. I still wouldn't have him watch my kid, though.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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I think it all depends on how the economy is and if people feel like they have money in their pockets.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

5742.998

Either low inflation or stimmy checks.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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A couple meme coins and rug pulls.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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I also think corporate greed is like... probably one it's probably the biggest uh factor it's like i think we just so concerned with how the stocks like yeah how things are going in um stock market stock market and so

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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Some shit I just saw, DoorDash got sued for like 20 million because they were taking people's tips and using that money to pay the wages of the delivery. Wow. That's so fucking crazy.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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But at least that you know that going into it. Like DoorDash was like, oh no, you didn't get any tips. And then just using that money to pay their big delivery fee.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

5957.87

Ooh. Yeah. And that's a thing. All these corporations are doing similar shit like that. Amazon workers, they barely get paid.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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And they got no voice. They got no lobbyists.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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Yeah. And like... even partly with my business, I see that. I made it a point to overpay because I've always been in production and I'm like, you know what, let me change things that bothered me back in the day. And that does stifle growth. Because I pay my employees really well, I can't open as many studios as I would like to. I have to wait till we build it up and now we can.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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So it's like, I see what would motivate a business owner to pay less. because i can grow my shit way faster but at the same time it's like you just have to have zero empathy for people and that shit sucks yeah yeah it's easy for me i don't know

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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So I'm good on that.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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Uber, Amazon, all these places. Yeah.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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Oh, that is true. Yeah.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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The difference between like CEO pay and the workers pay wasn't as, the gap wasn't as wide.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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Capitalism people's like, you can't tell me how much I deserve to be paid for this. And everybody thinks, oh, one day that's going to be me. And I don't want somebody telling me how much I can get paid. All right, questions. There's less pushback. Let's just shoot these motherfuckers. That's what's going to end up happening.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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But even though, like what Elon does for Tesla, Elon could be like, hey, we can make less profits this year and pay all of our employees more. And every company can do that.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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The cynic in me is like, yo, let's just keep shit segregated. I'll just open for school.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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classes come to wtf and like i just talk to the kids and shit like that and you never know that might just open their mind yeah help them see something like throw a fucking benefit show where just like underprivileged people able to come to show for free way to not give money i'm just saying not everything's about money no you're right you're right there's a lot of times influence is going to be way more impactful

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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I don't care, but it has to be some mystery in it that I could keep lying.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

6994.019

How long is it?

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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We'll take it. And it's wintertime. You shrink a little bit. That's a good point. That's what I'm saying. I don't have a good posture at all. You do contract a little bit. Damn it. It's wintertime. You shrink a little bit.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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I'm gonna expose everybody.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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both of those that's a man's kids son she's the one fucking up like i can't be mad at him no but you had a good point he had a good point on brilliant like i was like because we were going why the fuck would you call uh steve smith senior not talk to your wife and i'll say your point you had a good point because he's married and uh then he has a family it's like yeah so he's like that's why he says like in the beginning he's like oh people gonna care yeah a lot longer about i mean care about this longer about him than it is about me

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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Or more pissed because the girl you're cheating with is ugly. I think they get more pissed at that.

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Is DOGE Saving America? Matt Damon is a Hero, & Steve Smith Sr. Is a Demon

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Just broke. Let me put this out there. Broke makers make more effort.