Tony Hinchcliffe

I'll let you pick the second one since I was going to anyway, this fear and loathing looking fucking guy. I love it. That'll be bucket pool number two. We'll get these people all ready. And I'm excited for you to see the show Carrot Top. When I pull a name out of a bucket, that means these people that had no idea they were going on stage get 60 seconds uninterrupted.

You know their time is up when you hear the sound of a kitten. That means they have to wrap it up then, or else they bring out the angriest Hollywood bear. And then that interrupts them, and I conduct an interview, and we all talk about their lives together. They go from being a comedian to a guest on a podcast in absolutely no time at all. Stars are made.

You know their time is up when you hear the sound of a kitten. That means they have to wrap it up then, or else they bring out the angriest Hollywood bear. And then that interrupts them, and I conduct an interview, and we all talk about their lives together. They go from being a comedian to a guest on a podcast in absolutely no time at all. Stars are made.

You know their time is up when you hear the sound of a kitten. That means they have to wrap it up then, or else they bring out the angriest Hollywood bear. And then that interrupts them, and I conduct an interview, and we all talk about their lives together. They go from being a comedian to a guest on a podcast in absolutely no time at all. Stars are made.

Idiots are discovered here on this bucket, and they'll be getting feedback from the great Carrot Top tonight.

Idiots are discovered here on this bucket, and they'll be getting feedback from the great Carrot Top tonight.

Idiots are discovered here on this bucket, and they'll be getting feedback from the great Carrot Top tonight.

All right, out of here. It's going to be great. And kicking off the show, one of our greatest golden ticket winners in the history of the show. Doing a brand new minute, make some goddamn noise for the one and only Martin Phillips, everybody.

All right, out of here. It's going to be great. And kicking off the show, one of our greatest golden ticket winners in the history of the show. Doing a brand new minute, make some goddamn noise for the one and only Martin Phillips, everybody.

All right, out of here. It's going to be great. And kicking off the show, one of our greatest golden ticket winners in the history of the show. Doing a brand new minute, make some goddamn noise for the one and only Martin Phillips, everybody.

You fucking nailed it. You killed it so hard. Unbelievable.

You fucking nailed it. You killed it so hard. Unbelievable.

You fucking nailed it. You killed it so hard. Unbelievable.

He does it all the time. He comes out, he wobbles his ass out here, and he just fucking crushes. Harder than almost 99% of what we would consider the able-bodied people. Well, fair.

He does it all the time. He comes out, he wobbles his ass out here, and he just fucking crushes. Harder than almost 99% of what we would consider the able-bodied people. Well, fair.

He does it all the time. He comes out, he wobbles his ass out here, and he just fucking crushes. Harder than almost 99% of what we would consider the able-bodied people. Well, fair.

Absolutely. And it very rarely has anything to do with his condition. He's not like one of these guys that just is a one-note guy. You're like a real comedian that just so happens to have cerebral palsy.

Absolutely. And it very rarely has anything to do with his condition. He's not like one of these guys that just is a one-note guy. You're like a real comedian that just so happens to have cerebral palsy.

Absolutely. And it very rarely has anything to do with his condition. He's not like one of these guys that just is a one-note guy. You're like a real comedian that just so happens to have cerebral palsy.

And clearly you make your own, you paint your own t-shirts. That's incredible.