Tony Hinchcliffe

You guys ready to start tonight's fucking show? Seems like all the volume's coming from this side. Is this side ready to start the fucking show? Every single week, I book this show strategically, myself, all by my fucking self.

You guys ready to start tonight's fucking show? Seems like all the volume's coming from this side. Is this side ready to start the fucking show? Every single week, I book this show strategically, myself, all by my fucking self.

You guys ready to start tonight's fucking show? Seems like all the volume's coming from this side. Is this side ready to start the fucking show? Every single week, I book this show strategically, myself, all by my fucking self.

And I have been excited very few times more than tonight for this is one of those nights where I knock off someone who I've wanted as a guest on this show since its inception 12 years ago. Every Monday for 12 years, we've put out an episode, and this man has never been on before. One of the greatest comedians of all time.

And I have been excited very few times more than tonight for this is one of those nights where I knock off someone who I've wanted as a guest on this show since its inception 12 years ago. Every Monday for 12 years, we've put out an episode, and this man has never been on before. One of the greatest comedians of all time.

And I have been excited very few times more than tonight for this is one of those nights where I knock off someone who I've wanted as a guest on this show since its inception 12 years ago. Every Monday for 12 years, we've put out an episode, and this man has never been on before. One of the greatest comedians of all time.

Get on your fucking feet and make some noise for the great and powerful Carrot Tom!

Get on your fucking feet and make some noise for the great and powerful Carrot Tom!

Get on your fucking feet and make some noise for the great and powerful Carrot Tom!

He's been working in Vegas for 30 years. He's been doing comedy for 40-plus years, ladies and gentlemen. Look at this fucking guy. Thank you. Turns out... Thank you. Great hair. That's good hair right there. We're gonna have a lot of fun tonight, Carrot Top. I'm so happy that you're here. Over 200 innocent souls signed up for the opportunity to get pulled out of this...

He's been working in Vegas for 30 years. He's been doing comedy for 40-plus years, ladies and gentlemen. Look at this fucking guy. Thank you. Turns out... Thank you. Great hair. That's good hair right there. We're gonna have a lot of fun tonight, Carrot Top. I'm so happy that you're here. Over 200 innocent souls signed up for the opportunity to get pulled out of this...

He's been working in Vegas for 30 years. He's been doing comedy for 40-plus years, ladies and gentlemen. Look at this fucking guy. Thank you. Turns out... Thank you. Great hair. That's good hair right there. We're gonna have a lot of fun tonight, Carrot Top. I'm so happy that you're here. Over 200 innocent souls signed up for the opportunity to get pulled out of this...

Wild little bucket where anything can happen. The whole show's improvised.

Wild little bucket where anything can happen. The whole show's improvised.

Wild little bucket where anything can happen. The whole show's improvised.

Yeah. Just a bucket of confetti. Young people don't know that. Yeah. Nobody remembers that at all. Oh, look at that. Oh, shit. That might have been the guy. That's destiny right there. Shit, that was the guy that was going to come up. Look at that. I love this guy. Let's just do it. Yeah, let's go with that one.

Yeah. Just a bucket of confetti. Young people don't know that. Yeah. Nobody remembers that at all. Oh, look at that. Oh, shit. That might have been the guy. That's destiny right there. Shit, that was the guy that was going to come up. Look at that. I love this guy. Let's just do it. Yeah, let's go with that one.

Yeah. Just a bucket of confetti. Young people don't know that. Yeah. Nobody remembers that at all. Oh, look at that. Oh, shit. That might have been the guy. That's destiny right there. Shit, that was the guy that was going to come up. Look at that. I love this guy. Let's just do it. Yeah, let's go with that one.

I'll let you pick the second one since I was going to anyway, this fear and loathing looking fucking guy. I love it. That'll be bucket pool number two. We'll get these people all ready. And I'm excited for you to see the show Carrot Top. When I pull a name out of a bucket, that means these people that had no idea they were going on stage get 60 seconds uninterrupted.

I'll let you pick the second one since I was going to anyway, this fear and loathing looking fucking guy. I love it. That'll be bucket pool number two. We'll get these people all ready. And I'm excited for you to see the show Carrot Top. When I pull a name out of a bucket, that means these people that had no idea they were going on stage get 60 seconds uninterrupted.