Tina Fey

And then she was like, basically was like, I didn't book it. And I was like, you didn't book it. I was like, you're half TFA. That bitch never booked anything. And so I was like, you didn't book it. But then because it was the pandemic, this other poor kid, they were like, well, she can work as a local hire, but she's in Michigan right now. And the quarantine, it fell apart.

And then she was like, basically was like, I didn't book it. And I was like, you didn't book it. I was like, you're half TFA. That bitch never booked anything. And so I was like, you didn't book it. But then because it was the pandemic, this other poor kid, they were like, well, she can work as a local hire, but she's in Michigan right now. And the quarantine, it fell apart.

And so then I was like, back up. All right, homegirl, you're up. So she's in it. And now we're faced now. And it was at the time it was like, you get to leave the house and get a test and work during quarantine. And I will say she was. incredibly professional. I said she was like a little bit like mommy. She was like very prepared and a little dead-eyed. You've all acted with me.

And so then I was like, back up. All right, homegirl, you're up. So she's in it. And now we're faced now. And it was at the time it was like, you get to leave the house and get a test and work during quarantine. And I will say she was. incredibly professional. I said she was like a little bit like mommy. She was like very prepared and a little dead-eyed. You've all acted with me.

And so then I was like, back up. All right, homegirl, you're up. So she's in it. And now we're faced now. And it was at the time it was like, you get to leave the house and get a test and work during quarantine. And I will say she was. incredibly professional. I said she was like a little bit like mommy. She was like very prepared and a little dead-eyed. You've all acted with me.

That's what it is. But she was good. A little dead-eyed. My God, if she hears a clip of that, she'll murder me.

That's what it is. But she was good. A little dead-eyed. My God, if she hears a clip of that, she'll murder me.

That's what it is. But she was good. A little dead-eyed. My God, if she hears a clip of that, she'll murder me.

Oh, a favorite theater horror story? I do have a pretty good theater horror story. It's from high school theater.

Oh, a favorite theater horror story? I do have a pretty good theater horror story. It's from high school theater.

Oh, a favorite theater horror story? I do have a pretty good theater horror story. It's from high school theater.

So, okay, in my high school, I played Van Helsing in Dracula because feminism.

So, okay, in my high school, I played Van Helsing in Dracula because feminism.

So, okay, in my high school, I played Van Helsing in Dracula because feminism.

Nice callback. And so, okay, so let me think about this. So I was Van Helsing in Dracula and we did like a total of two performances and everything went wrong. And I can't remember this story. Like the first thing that kind of went wrong would be like our theater was a thrust stage and the seats went up. Like tiered? So the stage was on the ground and the audience was up.

Nice callback. And so, okay, so let me think about this. So I was Van Helsing in Dracula and we did like a total of two performances and everything went wrong. And I can't remember this story. Like the first thing that kind of went wrong would be like our theater was a thrust stage and the seats went up. Like tiered? So the stage was on the ground and the audience was up.

Nice callback. And so, okay, so let me think about this. So I was Van Helsing in Dracula and we did like a total of two performances and everything went wrong. And I can't remember this story. Like the first thing that kind of went wrong would be like our theater was a thrust stage and the seats went up. Like tiered? So the stage was on the ground and the audience was up.

And we had a rubber bat on a very long string. Scene one, the bat's supposed to fly by. The bat gets stuck. It's just dangling on the stage the rest of the night. We're like, oh, that's not good. Then I give some big speech. There's this guy, Harker says to me, like, Professor, what is a vampire? And I give a speech like I give like a page and a half speech of what is a vampire.

And we had a rubber bat on a very long string. Scene one, the bat's supposed to fly by. The bat gets stuck. It's just dangling on the stage the rest of the night. We're like, oh, that's not good. Then I give some big speech. There's this guy, Harker says to me, like, Professor, what is a vampire? And I give a speech like I give like a page and a half speech of what is a vampire.

And we had a rubber bat on a very long string. Scene one, the bat's supposed to fly by. The bat gets stuck. It's just dangling on the stage the rest of the night. We're like, oh, that's not good. Then I give some big speech. There's this guy, Harker says to me, like, Professor, what is a vampire? And I give a speech like I give like a page and a half speech of what is a vampire.