Sidney Gantt
Appearances
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You can say, God damn it. I would always be like, yes and no. I could never be like, oh, hell nah. Oh, you could do it on hell nah. Nah, nah. I wasn't like, they wouldn't let me say the N word. Everybody else in the house was saying the N-word, and I was not allowed to say it. What the fuck? I had to call it the N-word. What? This is no bullshit. My mom talked to the bus aid. I disagree.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's disgusting. Yeah, you got to do that shit for property and status.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I would have never guessed that in a million years. Bertrand Russell. Who's that mathematician guy? Remember Bertrand Russell? No. Mathematica? All right.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Are you trying to humiliate me, my brother? No.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
They hit with the one plus ones.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That is some bullshit. That is some bullshit, right? My mom would talk to the bus aid. I wasn't allowed to sit on the back of the bus. No. Swear to God. I was not allowed to sit on the back of the bus.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's all the same to me. Yeah, geometric proofs, though.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I think so.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I used to think I was good at math, but we as a family started doing this. We started doing this Elevate game, this app where it has these different brain games. Some of them are speaking, some of them write, and some of them are math. And every time the math one shows up, I kind of slink away as my wife and son take over.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Well, no, Ansley is, I am like a math guy amongst. You got good grades. She's a professional. Do you know what I mean? Like in a certain world, I can be the math guy. When I'm at home, I am the language man. Like my wife and son are the math people. We call it, like me and my daughters call them the white ones and we're the black. So the white ones are the math people.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
And you can take that and apply it to other things. I'm out of my depth already. But I know that the mathematical principles that are in music, you can use it to create other forms of visual art. And it has the same sort of... You're talking about Winamp visualizers? Are you talking about Winamp visualizers?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Are we in assimilation?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Like the Fibonacci sequence, like how a shell, the way a shell spirals. That stuff is fun.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
For sure. Would you think a loving creator would make the world based on math and make like 99% of the people not be able to understand it?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I do love toast and jam, actually.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Why'd you ask me, my brother? Why are you pondering that question upon me, my brother?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I thought you had, didn't you have something like that? Or gout or something? No, I was dealing with gout, some gout. shit for a while, but I got under control. There was a gout break in Philly. Rainey had it too. I'm sorry, Mom. I was dealing with some gout-like symptoms for a while, and I got it under control.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Oh, no. Okay, see, I get that. So, no. No. Yeah, you didn't like that. No, I mean, I would just find different ways to, like, find my own little vibe. For sure. So it just made me more creative.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I was just eating a very rich diet for a little while, because it wasn't just the donuts, but I was also kind of addicted to grocery store fried chicken, and I was eating that... I was genetically predisposed to it. Dude, I was crushing it in my car and eating a whole thing before I got home so I could throw it away.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
My wife was starting to get a little worried about how much grocery store fried chicken I was eating. Really? Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. That was a phase. That was a bad one. That's stupid.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
so crazy i escaped that one with no real symptoms of anything but have you checked your a1c that's my question no i want all my friends get their a1c checked because you don't know nobody knows do you have a place we can go after this yeah quest diagnostics we can just go fucking get our a1c checked right now i feel like that's that's the problem like once you're black and find out you have diabetes it all goes downhill no you can turn it around it's it's like easily that's what i just turn it every time i feel like things are getting out of hand i just turn it around true i just i don't need to i don't look i'm not fucking with numbers i'm not a math guy man true
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You say it's definitely not.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's true.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Exactly. I like that. Exactly. But I would, so I would get in trouble in school because, like, I wasn't allowed to sit on the back of the bus. But when the bus would stop, like, either at home or at school, I would run to the back and open the emergency doors and hop out. That's sick. Like, I was the guy that would start that rebellion every morning. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I think you know.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
So type 2 diabetes is when your body doesn't make enough insulin to deal with the sugar intake? I don't know.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I think that's what it is. I think insulin is what takes the glucose and turns it into energy so your body can use it. And if you're getting too much glucose, then your insulin is like all the pies are coming down the conveyor belt and it can't handle all the glucose. That's when diabetes type 2. Something like that, yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's emotional. It's very emotional. You can't go around shooting people because your back hurts. Yeah, and you're going to weep in your bed and call your wife as she disappointingly talks to you. I just had that a couple days ago.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Do you do an emergency exit out of the bus? I did. Non-drill? Non-drill. That's crazy. Yeah, I would just blow past the safety patrol that knew I was going back there to do it. And I would sometimes have to swim move because they try to put that hand out to stop me. Bus safety is no joke.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's a hard penalty right there because you're getting so much pussy that you're busting it in. That's sex trafficking.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Anytime you transport pussy across state lines.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Dude, that's all I ever did to get pussy. Like, yeah, come over and chill. This is true. You ever see The Office?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I would say 90. At least initially. We've been together for 25 years. Still to this day, I feel like I have to trick her to have sex.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
She gets a gigantic cartoon bump on her head. Put like Birdseed down on a plate.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Most of my trickery involves trying to make her think that I'm not constantly thinking about banging. Yeah. Banging. And then she can eventually be like, he's been good.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Skin to skin.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm a big skin-to-skin.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, that's a large part of my dubious tactics, skin-to-skin. Let's just kiss. I just want to kiss you so bad. Can I just, like, nestle my face on your face? That's all I want to do.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
But for now, we're peaceful. Dude, I feel like I should end all my sentences with my brother. You can. Why don't you anyway? I don't have the glass. I need the non-prescription circular glasses for that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
A drunk woman is genuinely a hazard. They're out of control. They already have to be monitored at all times. Like, I feel like most women should walk around wearing a helmet at all times. Women helmets would be nice. Yeah, it'd be pretty sick. Women helmets, just general padding.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You have to stop them from walking off a cliff and shit. You're, like, building structures around them as they walk through life.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Why don't you try paying attention to where you're going sometimes?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Never had that problem.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Oh, what happened? Nothing! Although, to be fair, almost anything that is low enough for Butterly to hit his head on, he will make contact with that at some point.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Look at you. Way too structured.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The bad guys in that are actually like the good guys for you. They're trying to straighten Goofy out. Yeah, man. Knock off his bullshit. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I don't like Ren and Stimpy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It was probably the right thing. You know, the dude that created Ren and Stimpy was... Oh, yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, it was cringy for me. I would sometimes look away.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, I couldn't handle it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, I need a bow tie.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Funny. Funny. You bring up hanging with Mr. Cooper. That was always my biggest. One of the reasons I always accepted my plight for how my family wouldn't let me talk is I was afraid of sounding like hanging with Mr. Cooper. Really? Cause he was like a dude that like talked black, but sounded like he shouldn't.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Do you know what I mean? That was my biggest fear. I thought he was cool.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, he's like a giant black nerd ahead of his time. Yeah, I thought he was cool.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He was white cool.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Not even Stefan. Not even Stefan.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You're not actually supposed to use ice on injuries. Who said that? The guy that came up with the ice injury theory, it was like rest, ice, or ICE, whatever. He recently came out and was like, I was wrong about that. What? The inflammation that you get when you get an injury is actually your body. The platelets are rushing to heal that injury. You need that. You slow them down. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You shouldn't be icing. People were like, fuck that dog. We're icing. We've been doing this, and it works. He's like, all right, never mind. Never mind. Just ice a little, I guess. Really?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
But then if the ice... Is heat good then? If ice is bad? Heat and movement. You're supposed to heal things with like warmth because that helps the blood rush and then movement of the thing so that it doesn't get stagnant in like atrophy or whatever else happens to muscles. I can't wait to tell my wife that. My wife's a big icier. I can't wait to tell her that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
And then if neither... You're killing our children. It is in their brain. It is in people. Like people, when you tell them that, they're like, that's retarded. What you're saying is retarded. It's like... The same guy that told you to ice is saying he got it wrong.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Prop some shooters up. I didn't know much about the shooter at all. I kind of fixated on the fact that he got away on a city bike.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, that was the thing. And I was like, damn, city bikes should use that in their advertising. That is, dude, he got, like, it was a citywide manhunt for this guy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I feel like if the urban kids figured it out. Yeah. They're able to hack the system. I feel like if you shot a guy and you're trying to flee for your life.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He was, like, riding a city bike with no hands the whole time. Just throwing off the trail. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, way more family vibe. Way more.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Come here, boy. Give me that motherfucking ass. Let me get that ass real quick.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, you're passing out, but I didn't fuck you.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I wonder, what is a bum rush? Now I'm curious. If it is, like, getting your bum rushed, I feel like that is the most dominant fear as a man, like having anything penetrate your butt unconsensually.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Okay, like B.U.M.? Like an acronym or something?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Bum is slang for trim.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
But, you know, you know, like the the the Chinese, um, they go knee guy. No, I didn't know that. You didn't know about that? Yeah, so there you go. That's their um? Their um is ni ga. So I'm wondering if that phrase came from Chinese people just being confused about black people. And they just kept saying ni ga. What is it?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, it's their filler word. When they're like, you know, they're trying to figure out, I need God, need God, need God.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Shaq food, baby.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That was kind of great. I was like, come on, man.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
From what, though? I don't understand. Embarrassment from getting choked by a white guy? I don't think he got choked.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
he was on every show yeah he was on every show but he would deal with like they would deal with like hood issues but from a standpoint of a family that was trying to raise a good family in the hood so he had to like fight drug dealers and shit because his drug dealers were trying to get his son to sell drugs and he invited the drug dealer over and like tried to fight him in his house and his wife had to break him up this was called rock yeah ROC this wasn't called Kang of Queens laughing
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He was already gone. He's already gone. Yeah. Like, there's a small percentage of the black community that if they lose a fight to a white person, they die. It's over. Yeah, they just can't live anymore. They disappear like Obi-Wan.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I need fresh water and food, bitches.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It is funny too to think that if you have some sort of martial arts training, there is something in the back of your mind where you constantly want to use it for good. But then you're also judging the situation where you see somebody aggressing and you're like, okay, but not that guy. He's big. You know, and then it's not even worth it. Yeah.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
He finally met like the situation and the guy he'd be willing to fight, like sneak up on behind. And it all came. But that's like, yeah, it's one of the odds.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, Your Honor, I'd like to plead fuck around and find out. He fucked around. Yeah, he did.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
And he found out. Those were his terms.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, they are. That is take charge attitude. Like shooting somebody.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That must have been before my time. That was a black deep cut.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Not like that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Somebody wrote a note on a gym locker stall that they're going to shoot the school up, and they wrote it was like a day, and then that day was crossed out, and then next to it was the next day. Oh, shit.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. Actually, I got a lot going on that day.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
So there was a frill that was, was that the first time you guys ever had like a school shooter? Yeah. Yeah. It was a big lockdown and they wouldn't let the kids leave their classrooms. And some of the kids were pissing their pants because they wouldn't let them go to the bathroom. My son's classroom figured out that they would put a trash can in the closet and he just pissed in the trash can.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
And my son was so pumped that he got the piss.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
No, it was like a whole school day. I'm kind of jealous.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. My son and my son's classroom, they barricaded the door and like some of the boys picked up weapons and they were like waiting for, they were like wishing the motherfucker would.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm going to go take the handle off the broom and break it in half. I was kind of born for this. You might not be able to tell by looking at me, but my dad's black. You wouldn't know if you're talking to me, but believe it or not. But there was no suspect or anything? They got one. They got a suspect. It was in the girls' locker room, so it was a chick. It was a chick spaz now.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Those guys would fly everywhere.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, you got an anime Trapper Keeper? We got to watch this guy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's a move.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It might be overly reported.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It was also a psyop to get the black community to accept acting gay. Was Jack Tripper gay? He had to act gay. Because he wasn't allowed to live in the house that he lived in with those ladies unless he was gay. Oh, he was a fake gay guy. Yeah, that was a big plot point of that show.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
No, please. Go on, my brother. Please elaborate on this. It's all just autistic kids.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. So you think the trans community are just modern day philosophers?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
They're like the aesthetics. They're like actually doing it. They're like in the cave meditating, chopping off their penis.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
No, never on the final frontier. Or do you have to start worrying about what I should worry about, what you should do with your dick and pussy? We're moving through that right now.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
damn so but he never did gay stuff in the show not so that was that was a that was a big comedic device because he would like bring women over and date women and then the landlord would come up while he had a date over and he had to like act straight with the date and then gay in front of the landlord fucking hilarious yeah it's never ending you can watch a guy you get a hundred episodes out yeah yeah that was like that was like basically how like uh
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Then like genetic modification so that your babies can just come out the man.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, I think we're, like, to take a step back, it's, like, the way you need to come, like, dictate that more, you know? And we just have to be open.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, it's, like, however, like, whatever way. Getting blown from behind? Getting sucked through the back? Sucked through the back and cummed? Yeah, like, maybe P. Diddy is a victim. Maybe he just achieved so much status that he could start exploring all the different ways he needed to come.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
For sure. Maybe of society's constraints. Maybe he's not gay. Maybe he got to the point where it's like, I need to come right now. There are no women in the room.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It probably doesn't even feel gay. Huh? It doesn't even feel gay. It's just like a convenient. You're like hanging out with your boys. Yeah. And you need to come and you don't want to stop hanging out with your boys.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, just like, no.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Pause the PlayStation real quick.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I don't know. Yeah, but even that probably gets to a point where it's like, Tom, consent's getting boring. For P. Diddy, obviously. For P. Diddy. Dude, we're philosophizing. Yeah, it's not me. I love consent. Consent's my favorite thing. I do. I'm not at the P. Diddy level and I probably never will be. So I'll never be able to like figure out whether or not like consent could get boring.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Like the welfare state, you know, you couldn't have a black dad in the house, but then he actually did live there. Yeah. That was Jack Tripper. Okay. Like it was like the gay welfare state.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
But like P Diddy, everybody wanted to fuck him. He was having no problem fucking anybody he wanted to fuck. For sure. And he was like, this sucks. Yeah. I need, I need to, I need excitement. I need excitement back. You need a challenge.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You're just buying time.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
As if. As if. As if. As if.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
No, that's me. Some coaches don't use I. Yeah, some African tribal cultures, they don't have ownership of things because it's all a community-based culture. So they don't have an I. So they speak in things where it's like, like you said, they don't have the either, but they speak in things almost as if it is the because it's like a community thing.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I ain't having that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. It's not important. Only the most retarded stuff.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That is crazy. Like after one piss, you'd be like, all right, you guys can go to the bathroom.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Dude, I think I would have jumped on the chance to be the first pisser. That's a green card for pissing your pants.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
When you're a little kid, that's like...
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I get to piss my pants and my mommy can't get mad at me?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Oh, the smell. A hundred cums or a hundred pisses smell. It'd be like 18 pisses. 18 pisses or a hundred cums. That's a dank smell. It's dense.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
The combination of both. That's a medieval tavern. 18 pincers and 100 cums. Oh, man. 100 cums is crazy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
hand them a pink lighter it's a full medieval spaz I can't stop talking about this one of those convenience stores a guy was doing that and somebody left got in their truck and drove into that convenience store really yeah it happened just recently yeah he's playing he's playing too much yeah he was playing way too much that's my thing it's like oh this is injustice it's like yeah bro you're fucking around I got your ass yeah yeah he found out he fucked around he found out yeah but now what do you think that was like real you think that was staged the the truck
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Not from the community. You fuck up the snacks.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Dude, I keep a pocket full of change. Do you really? I love having change on me. I don't know what it is. Really? Yeah. I'm jealous. You like to jangle? Yeah. I like being able to pay for things in exact amounts.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's so good. But I never use currency anymore.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's how much change I have on me right now.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
No, hold on. I thought you just broke the bill. I'm going to show you guys both, and then you're going to estimate. Let me make sure I have all the change. Wait, you flew with that change? I flew with that change. Dude, come on, man. That's crazy, dude. Mile High Club, dog. You ready? You ready?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's your peak?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You saw it a second time too, right?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
$2.25? Let's go with two. 275. Oh, damn it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
What are you going to do with those? I don't know. I just always have a pocket full of change. Because I never use it anymore. I never... It's a good reason to have it on.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Remember the movie Ray Charles when they were trying drugs for the first time and they wouldn't let him try drugs? Yeah. That's how my family was with Talking Black. They were like, this ain't for you, man. You don't want to be a part of this. So this is, like, my family, everybody in my family does talk that way. Yeah. Except for me and my brother. And they wouldn't let you have it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I'm always ready, though.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Dude, I can pop in the arcade right now. You'd be trying to find dollars and stuff and trying to make change. No, they don't do coins in the arcade anymore, man. It's a fucking power card.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
That's almost more understandable. Like you heard like a cashier got shot. Like, well, you know. They've been acting up? I think they do get shot a lot, actually.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I don't know. I think the one that got away did.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, I don't think the one that was left.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
You're hitting with bitch bastard over and over again. He was like going ham. He pulled off.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
No. Every now and again, I don't really post that much. What's popping on Facebook?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I like look at it for seeing my boys celebrating wins, and I like those posts. And as soon as I see something complaining, I get right off Facebook.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
No, there was a... I saw... Because I saw one was... LeMaire's still lording over it. Yeah. Is he really? Is he still hold the reins of that thing? I think so, yeah. He might... There was the dude, the black comic that also used to drive cabs or maybe is a taxi driver. He put something up and people went ham on him. And I was just like, I got it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Hawk Tua is hot right now.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
What happened to the Beanie Baby people? People that thought Beanie Babies were the way of the future. Oh, yeah, yeah. So they invested their life into Beanie Babies. Oh, the original rug pull. Yeah, those same people are the people that are like, this Hawk Tua can't lose. Yeah. It's too big to fail.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
What else can I fucking do? Thanks for making me feel like I have to jerk you off.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I did feel safe.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah, shirts and skins.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's naked basketball.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
It's cool.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Century man, baby.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I don't know. It was timed. Oh, yeah. Okay. I think it was in an hour. Is she like in McGinnis books? I don't think that's more impressive. That doesn't make sense. I don't think that's more impressive at all. But it couldn't have been an hour because then it's like each guy got two minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's 200 minutes. It was one day. It was one day. 24 hours. Oh, so she ate like lunch?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
No, they wouldn't let us get it in.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Man, what a wild way to find out that's not for you. You could just speculate on that.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
I think that's what they were trading us for. That's so funny. Yeah, we were ambassadors. What did I tell you about saying she?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
She'd be like one of those arm wrestlers with one giant arm. Two at a time. Oh, just like bam, bam, bam? Yeah, like pure public service.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. Making flyers for that. It'd be pretty fun. Yeah. Barking outside.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 537 - Talkin' Mess (feat. Tim Butterly & Sidney Gantt)
Yeah. Or just no only fans. Yeah. No pay for play. Yeah. I mean, you got to kind of like massage the idea of how gross that stuff is and how non-respectful it is early on. Yeah.