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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
It's just a factual detail on where he was physically.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
So what? Your kid has ringworm! Dandy bear! Elder! Inside the Gus Ritchie Red Zone!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
This is the oral history of the Tan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
All we had was an alley.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
I wanted that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Bredos is handsome, dude. What kind of observation is that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Okay, let's just keep it moving. I don't, this is a disaster. Let's keep it moving. I'm just telling you what she said. I didn't know how to respond to it. I was uncomfortable as well.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Man, that's a 98-mile-an-hour fastball right there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
This is quite a way to get reacquainted with Super Dave. You didn't know. Look, you have shocked.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
You have shocked Bomani Jones. Bomani Jones would look less strange right now and horrified if his eyebrows were on fire.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
How could I shock him? What happened to the day is we used this to get hurtled through stuff. Like, you know, you did like a stunt type thing. Oh, that's real good hurt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Now you know who he is? Now?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Repeat that. I didn't get the gist of that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Oh, please don't make me repeat that. You want me to try? Yeah, you try it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Well, that depends on the consistency of what I'm doing. Thank you, bud.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
He brags about having never been late to work, but then he leaves the show early for a fantasy draft. He does advertisements for testosterone boosters that he declares have improved his sex life, and then complains about his languishing sex life on the air. He says parenting is all luck, but then requests to leave the show early for a family dinner so he can set a good example for his children.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
He tells everyone how great he is at fantasy sports, only to reveal years later that he hired a guy named Inferno to draft all his teams. He is the most inconsistent man in the world.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
I don't always have takes, but when I do, they're all over the place. Stay inconsistent, my friends.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
30! Touchdown, Miami's aquarium!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Also brought to you by Publix. So everything on the broadcast is sponsored? Like every play? It's our Brandsmore USA kickoff.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
So it's everything.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Is it everything?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Touchdown Miami's aquarium Lolita. Come see Flipper.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Kane Ferguson. $9.99 coupons. You've got to keep going. Kids free on Sundays. bunny palooza right now yeah you gotta you gotta keep going come see our sad wailing come see lolita swim in a bathtub yes that's how you do it like just think of think of more kids will awkwardly ask you why does our friend look like that and you'll have to tell them It's because she's in a bathtub.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
That's not her natural habitat. It's a terrible habitat for a giant animal. Come see sharks, possibly drugs, swimming in green water.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Spend $5 on a wax figure that you'll regret as soon as you get home.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
You're wasting this man's time! What do you think? I'm with your friend. You're wasting my time. Yes, why? That's a crazy idea.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
You would agree, more time, the stars are on the field, the better for baseball. Really? You're going to continue to argue this? You're really going to continue to argue this?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Let me give you a really serious answer about a suggestion like that. We are very open to the idea of making changes to the game. We see pace of game as one example of it. We see instant replays. from last year as another example of it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
When you make those changes, I think it's always important to ask yourself the question as to whether you are interfering with the history and the traditions of the game. And I think the suggestion that you just floated would fall squarely in the category of would interfere with the history and traditions of the game.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Yeah, let's get that started. No, I think that's a no.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
A defiant and angry no.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Did you hear the part about the smoke?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Wait a minute.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
I don't blame you at all. Of course not.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
When I got it, it took me a little while to get it. You know, I got some whiskey on mine because I went right home, touched my baby in it. She said, no, we're not. I said, yes, we are. You're not getting into this bed.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
You're not getting into this bed with this jacket on. Yes, I am. Yes, you are. Yes, we do. All right. There you go. That is a startling story, but okay. You wanted to be wearing the Hall of Fame jacket. While making love, I don't know how many people have done that, but congratulations.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
We got a Hall of Famer here, baby.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
My three-year-old loves that song, by the way. Let me hear that again. I didn't realize we had. Not that version of it, though. Right. Unless there's a SpongeBob version of this one, too.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
It's beautiful. It is beautiful.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
I mean, it's spiritual. It's emotional. Turn.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Like here, into the ground, your final punctuation, you are done. You've got more hymnals?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
It's just been whispered into my ear. We've got three more hymnals if you want to go to them.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Are you kidding me?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Sorry for party rocking.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Okay, sorry for party rocking.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Dan, how you doing? Good, manly man. Stu, how you doing there, hombre? Doing well. Been a minute. I had a great weekend. My wife and I, we actually welcomed a little one. Yeah, she gave birth to a Dodge Ram.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Really? That's interesting. So that is... Wow. You had something in your pants there. All right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
A hemi. Yeah. Which of the following is the most effective tool for settling a dispute? Is it A, rock, B, piper, C, scissors, or D, a punch to the head?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Wow. I feel like I laid that one open there for you, fellas. All you had to do was slam it down and hit him. Neither of you are the man. Punch to the head?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
I mean, and besides, scissors beat paper, so I don't really know what you're doing there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
You're trying to find me something that can beat my punch to your head. All right. Does paper beat rock? Yes. All right, fellas. Y'all ready? Yes. All right. Time to start chopping some wood. Playtime is over. I don't go home. You don't go home. You can go ahead and die for your man off. I'm going to live for mine. You want to answer the question as soon as I ask? Hang on. Music.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Yeah, we start the music. Get that saloon music.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
A is green. For the love of God. Blue is a beautiful smoke gray. I'm going to go blue. All right. All right. Hit him. Hit him. You're my boy. You're my boy, Stu. 2-0! He's got beautiful blue papers! I'm upset Heavenly wasn't an option for that bongo-playing Adonis. How to lose a guy in 10 days? What kind of ridiculous premise for a movie is that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Why in the hell would Kate Hudson want to lose Matthew McConaughey, let alone in 10 days? And his role as Dallas Magic Mike? That is a game-changer, folks. All right, all right, all right! Congrats, Stu!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
This is Coach K. I can come back with Levitard.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Yes. Thank you so much for having me on your program. You know, a lot of people don't know that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
All the publicity, you know, went to Dusty Rhodes, the American Dream. Nobody was giving me any of that publicity.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Right. Right. It seems unfair.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Yeah, it does seem unfair.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
I'm sorry that we forgot about you. Where are you now?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Well, yesterday I was in heaven with the American Dream that derailed. We came up together, coincidentally.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Oh, no! That was yesterday? It's terrible. That happened yesterday, so today...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
I am in purgatory trying to work my way back to heaven. Right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
With Gorilla Monsoon, the Junkyard Doll, Big John Stud. Wait a minute. Big John Stud was in heaven yesterday. Why did he get demoted to purgatory? No, I'm trying to get back to heaven.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
And pay attention. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What's happening?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
I know. Who is in purgatory with you? What are you doing in purgatory? I'm just waiting, trying to get back.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
I don't know. I haven't seen anybody I recognize. I'm waiting for Holly Reese. I'm waiting for Ted DiGiassi. I hear they're coming, but they're not here yet.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Oh, God. That's an excellent question. When I hang up, I'm going to try to find out. All right. Well, do you have anything else you got here, or do you want to go ahead and hang up and find out? Thank you for having me on the program. I'm going to go find out. I'll report back if I know anything.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Thank you. Good talking to you, fake midnight rider.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
We can summarize it all in three words. Make that four words. We are the Lobos. Thank you. We are the Lobos.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
We are the Lobos. We are the Lobos. We are the Lobos. We are the Lobos.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Wait a minute. Let me just stop you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
It was fun to be out there. I think everyone enjoyed it. There's something different about how the football is coming off Andy's hand.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
It wasn't perfect today. There's going to be things that we need to correct, but I think this is a great building block for this team. A good team win.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
It was a good week of practice. A lot of guys made plays. It was wins and losses. It was not about the stats. It's a long season, the same way we won two games and not get too high. We're not going to lose one game and not get too low. We got the pieces in places, you know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
I'm the engineer, and I have to do better. We lost as a team, and so, you know, we have to deal with that as a team. This win was big. We got to put our... tissues away and go out there and just get ready to practice and play. What we can do, we can go back, practice hard, take more reps after practice. That's how you get better.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
We just want to have great pride and be a finishing team in all opportunities we get.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
It's an emotional game. Every game is, some more than others. This one certainly was.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Great day out there for football. We've got a dozen eggs, a quart of milk, a loaf of bread, a can of frozen orange juice, six small white onions, a green pepper, garlic powder, a package of American cheese, pickles, kosher that is, toilet paper, six bars of soap, hot dogs, quarter pound of chopped meat, steak, lamb chops, package of spaghetti, three apples, bologna, cottage cheese, a pound
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Beer, ketchup, peanut butter, soy sauce, and a half a pound of coffee.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Vin, you say that so slowly now, so carefully, like you're walking around landmines.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
And there's a Miami Seaquarium kickoff. Don't buy a ticket. Turn around. Do not support animal cruelty. It's a first and ten. A Miami Seaquarium first and ten. The center dolphin tank has a large steel pipe that makes me wonder how many people have hit their head on it. It's a fumble. They should close this abomination immediately. It's old, small, dirty, very boring, touchdown, Miami's Aquarium.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
You'll wonder how this place stays open. Where else can you ask, is that sea lion dead? The vending machine ain't my dollar at the Miami's Aquarium. And how can you keep a whale in a pool for 45 years?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
The whale looks bored. I don't know what else to tell you. I've said a million times, Levitard is my favorite show. I think he's the most creative, different sort of individual that we have. He's the smartest guy. It's not for everybody. Not everyone is going to be into it. But the people who are going to be into it are going to love it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
I like the way he delivers it. He and I have disagreed more than a few times, you know, loudly on the air with one another, and I'm sure that will continue. But, yeah, I do love his take. And Stugatz, well, you know. I mean, what are you going to do?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Stugatz, anyone could be sitting where he is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
That's exactly right. And it would be fun. He tries to differentiate himself by wearing a tuxedo. I mean, seriously?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Well, starting on Tuesday at this time, two guys will be ranting and raving permanently about topics like this. We know them very well. Dan Levitard, Stugatz. Cats moving 10-1 right here on ESPN Radio. ESPNU. Dan, Stu, congrats. How are you? Good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Thank you for having us on, guys. But we won't be talking about this. We'll be talking about who in sports is likely to throw out their back sneezing violently. Like, even I just raked.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
The most exciting part about what you said is that show ain't changing. Ladies and gentlemen, that's the best part about it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Yeah. We're excited about that. Like ESPN has been great to us. Like we've gotten so much support and, uh, And it's, yeah, they promised us that we can do the same show that we always do, so it'll be goofy. And, you know, we'll talk to Lemmy from Motorhead. But you guys probably should get back to this Deflategate talk. No, no, come on. Come on, Levitar. That's nice. Thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
But I think people probably want to.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
You're talking to us about a time change in the lineup, which is great. We appreciate it. We are excited for it. This is big breaking news that we were waiting like nine months for. I feel like you should be talking about it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Following us every single day here on ESPN Radio and on ESPNU starting at 10 o'clock Eastern Time. I'm not sure why it's called the Dan Lebitard Show because clearly the star is Stu Goss. Without a doubt. Stu Goss. He's the man. With a contribution from Dan Lebitard every single morning. But it's the Stu Goss Show. It should be Stu Goss featuring Dan Lebitard. That guy's a superstar.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
You know, you can tell that he's the guy who's going to become, you know, it's called the Dan Lebitard Show with Stu Gatz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Listen, Dan is kind of that star now, but Stu Gatz is that ascending star. And soon it will be Lebitard that's latching on to the coattails of Stu Gatz's tuxedo as he rises to stardom.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
To the tails. Yeah, he's gonna be wearing exactly right the actual tail.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Yes, and and Levitt I'll just be the next great star that goes by one name.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
I can tell you something right now My dreams are all about deals and dollars.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Sure, but they've had some unusual wins, too. I mean, you didn't expect them to go and beat the Clippers and the Bulls on the road, and you certainly didn't expect them to beat Cleveland two times in Miami and beat Portland a couple weeks ago.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
I don't know. It seems like it's about even probably at this point.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
It depends how you define a bad loss. I don't know, man.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Are you okay? Is everything all right? You know where I'm sitting right now? I've pulled over into the parking lot of a KFC in Indianapolis. So you're sad about your life right now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
What's happening right now is you're sad about your life and you're disagreeable.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Are we done here, man? Are we done? I'm done. All right. See you later, buddy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
But who'd we put the crown on?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
He retweeted people thanking him for saving the podcast when he had absolutely nothing to do with saving the podcast. He starts sentences with, yeah, no. He calls Nikola Vucevic the Russian, even though he is Swiss. He says parenting doesn't matter, and then encourages his Twitter followers to purchase his mother's book on parenting. He is the most inconsistent man in the world.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
I don't always have takes, but when I do, they're all over the place.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Stay inconsistent, my friends.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Listen, the bottom line with Matt Harvey, if the Mets had any guts, any guts at all, they would take the one thing away from Matt Harvey that he wants most, and that's to pitch in his postseason. If they had any sort of guts, they wouldn't pitch him, they'd go with Bartolo Colon, they wouldn't pitch him at all in the postseason, and they'd trade him the offseason. They had any guts.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
And Colin, let me tell you something, okay? Matt Harvey being late? Are you kidding me? Matt Harvey's the one guy? He should have been there an hour early greeting the rest of the team. With gifts, I'll hang up and listen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Oh, my God. I'll hang up and listen. How can someone who has a national show be so clueless? Don't give him what he wants the most. Yes, so here's the Mets. If they feel, let's see, Matt Harvey, Bartolo, Colon. If the Mets as an organization say we have a better chance to pitch, win with Matt Harvey, let's not pitch him.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Let's punish Matt Harvey where we can still trade him in the offseason if we want, but let's punish the entire team by not pitching the guy that gives us the best chance to win. Oh, yeah. That's the way to go, Stugatz. Perfect.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
How long has Ava Goda been old? He was old in The Godfather, and that came out in 1972. But, you know, James Codd and Marlon Brando were about the same age in The Godfather. Ava Goda in The Godfather.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
One trick pony. One hit wonder.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Take a good look, Cleveland. Take a good look. Because this is what the world championship looks like, buddy. Hell, Johnny Idiot's face over there is never going to bring you a title. LeBron James sure as hell ain't bringing a title back to Cleveland. This is the only championship you should be celebrating. So suck it up! Because I'm living this piece of crap down!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
And I'm taking this title with me! Money! Woohoo!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Is that Joe? There was some Joe Zagacki?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
You tell that to Josh Beckett!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
There was some Joe Zagacki in there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
What's he doing here? The Florida Marlins were better, and you can see Marlins at the beautiful Miami San Pedro.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Mike is actually growing a Josh Beckett goatee the more he yells. It's actually amazing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
D-Train! D-Train. Honey Harris! Mikey Mordecai. Lenny Harris.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Role players, Dan. All important.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
We have a sponsored home run call.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
It was a guy named Banks. He was huge.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Collinsworth in the gap. We got to like six names before it was a guy named Banks.
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Chad Fox, what a pickup. I was a good man. I was a good setup man, Chad Fox. Boogie Urbina, he lit a man on fire. He went to jail.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
He went to jail.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
He was in jail. He's still in jail. He lit a man on fire. Allegedly. There was a chainsaw involved. World Series hero. He traded for Adrian Gonzalez. It's true. It's all true. Everything Mike just said was not cartoonish and fictional. It was factual. You held on to your butt every time Brayden Looper went out there. And it worked one time. It was huge. Against the Yankees. Against the Yankees.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
I want this Sagaki calling everybody.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Are we sure we want to use this on the local hour? I feel like the nation needs it.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
The Joe Zygacki character is not someone anyone knows. The sing-song broadcaster. In fact, you're laughing at it, Bob. I'm pretty sure you have no idea the character he's doing.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
I have no idea who he's impersonating, but it feels right. Right. It only works here, though, I think. I could be wrong, but I think it only works here.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
We keep putting out the crap in the national hour.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Shut the hell up. Shut up. Keep your mouth shut. Your son got nailed. Keep your freaking mouth shut. Framegate my... Keep your... Shut up. Stay low. Shut the hell up. Framegate. You mean, are you kidding me? Come on, the guy cheated, folks. Let's be honest.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
I got to listen to Tom Brady's old man now, who, you know, has lived in the bubble, you know, and has lived under the scenario where his kid's been a phenomenal player all this time, and now he's trying to make excuses. Now he's trying to disparage the guy who spent 246 pages writing about it. Shut up. Put that guy on.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
See if he's got the guts to talk to somebody who's going to ask him a tough question. Go ahead. Better yet, put his son on. Let's see what he has to say. Put your son on. Don't hide USA Today. Come on. Come on talk shows. Hey, come on now. Come on right now. Say that to me. Say that to anybody. Say it to somebody.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Who wants to sex Mutombo? Who wants to sex Mutombo? You've heard it. You've heard it, haven't you?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Is the story true? We need to know if the story is true. You've heard it before. That's a confirmation.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
How did y'all hear about this, man? Hey, man, I'm just saying.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
I'm just saying. The first time you hear that, what do you think when you hear the man say, who wants those sex matambos?
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Whatever. No comment, man. No comment.
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That is so insincere. You can't no comment like that. Truly practical.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Yeah, there's some truth to that. There's some truth to that.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Yeah! A journalism victory! Yeah!
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
While we're on it, you got any idea who Peaky was talking about?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
That was his pick-up line. And it worked. It worked.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
I freeze books, baby. You're saying bookies run scared from you?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
That's what you're alleging?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
We didn't even get to last week. I mean, once or twice you've gone bankrupt from gambling because I feel like books have been built on Norm MacDonald's wagers.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
So the crap table grabs you. What grabs you? What is it that grabs you from?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
What is the greatest beating, what is the most memorable beating that Norm MacDonald has taken at a craps table?
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You were at a $5 table betting hundreds of thousands of dollars at a $5. You're at the swingers table. Some guy's got an eyepatch on.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Because you couldn't split it. Here come the face cards. Boom.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
That is an amazing – I mean, it's terrible, but it's an amazing story.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
That should have been the name of your book, Norm. No, not Better Luck Next Time. No, it should have been I Had Two 21s. It was 122. Oh, man.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Did you run roughshod?
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
27-24. Squib kick. Just fall down on it or whatever. No, they're going to try the lateral. Pass it to the other side of the field. This never works. Caught by Cornelder. Pitches it back to Jaquan Johnson at the Miami 30. Delaying the inevitable. Looking for a block. Pitches it backwards. As many laterals now as B has passed interference penalties on that last drive.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Walton now pitches it back to Johnson. Guess we're going to keep going with this. Toss it back. Here comes another pitch. Cornelder has it. Throws it back to the Plumbers 9-1-1 goal line. Dallas Crawford looking for a block. Gets one. Definitely not a block in the back. He throws it across to the 30. To Cornelder. Big legal block. He's got it to the 40. Cornelder crossing.
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Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
El Palacio de los Hugos midfield. Cornelder. speeding now to the 40 speeding ticket fakehoward.com halter now dashing down the dandy bear sideline so what your kid has ringworm dandy bear elder inside the gus richardo red zone corn elder he's at the 10 he's at the 5 lindy eric scotty mike miami sequarium touchdown
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There are presently no flags on the field, and certainly no one will have a problem with how this game ended! Oh, wait! We don't speak English, so everyone hates us!