Shia LaBeouf
Appearances
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
We're going to make Snow Red where he's a murderer. He stalks her and actually gets her and kills her. And he uses the dwarves as little slaves. We wrote it. I don't know if we're ever going to make it, but we'll fucking try. But when you say that the studio system is so fucked and you guys made this movie now and you did it for cheap, when you say cheap, what is cheap now?
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Shia LaBeouf and David Mamet.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Yeah. The reason that I'm curious, I don't need to know the number, not the price. It's just we're creating our own shit a lot now, right? Like we built this little world. We did an animated show. We did a game show. We're doing it on our own, and they always want to know how much, and we don't really divulge because we don't really know. We don't know.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
We'll tell you what it cost us to throw it together.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Yeah, one week is incredible. Shut the fuck up. He's taking shots at us. He's saying we're not prepared.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
You know what? Fuck you, dude. Dude, you'll go back to Spain. You will go back to Spain. Different genius, dude.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
I couldn't do this. No way. See, Shy, I love you. Yeah, thank you so much. By the way, let me call him out.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Right? These are our dogs, dude. You want to get destroyed? You're fucked. So, David, this guy in the white shirt is a film student cinephile. He wants to be a director. I knew the shoe was going to happen. Let me tell you something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy- That's a director. He loves and respects you. Hold on, hold on, hold on. He loves and respects you. That's a real one.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Abbott and Costello, we'd rather not have. That is nothing like this. It's so not close to what this is. He does this a lot. What happened to Garfunkel? Nobody gives a shit. Is he alive? He's alive, Dave. I don't know. Is he really alive? Is Garfunkel still alive? And that's how dark and mean this is. And you know what happens on this show? We shouldn't say anybody's name.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
That's a real one, right? From the old school, right? He loves and respects you.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
And he brought your book. Show him the book. Show him the book.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
And here's what something he said to me. He said- Did you bring the lube too? Yeah. Because he wants you to roll it and put it up his asshole. Yeah, yeah. He writes good books. He asked me, would it be okay if I have Mr. Mamet sign that book? That's what he said. With that accent? That's his accent.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Would it be okay for Mr. Mamet? Would it be okay for Mr. Mamet to sign the book? And I said, I'm going to tell you something. If you're good on your good behavior, yes. Now you fucked up. You're not getting one. You're not getting shit. You're not getting shit. Shove it up your ass.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Mr. Mamet will not sign. No, he will not sign. He will not sign. By the way, sorry, you enter in this world of chaos. Yeah, yeah. We love these guys. We love them. This guy went to the hospital four days ago. The guy in the yellow shirt. He called me at three in the morning. I'm throwing up blood. I know. This is so great. He didn't call you. I was throwing up blood. Why? What?
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
They don't really know, actually. But McCone over here took me to the hospital. McCone, he picked him up. Whoa. He was sick as a dog. He called me. He had to go to the hospital in the middle of the night.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
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We talk about people on this show, and within how long? Six months, they die.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
David, the man in the back, can you see that gentleman in the back? What do you think his disability is? I bet you could put it together just looking at him.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
That's right. That's right. Oh, my God. So his disability seems lower than the other two, is what you're saying. He seems to be a little bit more put together.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
No, we did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, but I'm not kidding. We literally just talked about the Pope. We were just talking about him. Nothing negative. And then, boom, he dies. So all of our fans are like, please don't talk about people anymore on the show.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
And his life changed so positively. Like miraculous. Everything went up. Yeah, man. It's pretty great to watch.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Isn't it incredible that you're, David Mamet's such an incredible writer.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Yeah, yeah, yeah. While you guys were shooting the movie or the play is when you were going to these meetings?
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
A Pulitzer Prize winner? Yeah, yeah. You can't even read four words without anything complex inside of it.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
You were the only one off book?
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
I can say it right now.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
No, he goes, it's not bullshit. I am the greatest writer. Facts, facts, facts. Best response ever.
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50 dollars yeah is that too much too much no man no no no yeah if you go to a vintage fair no he's big on the fashion though he spends on dollars yeah yeah yeah but this is a remake david this is an original this is like a print that's a lithograph i love exile main street i love let it bleed i like the band yeah yeah that goes it's called made worn yeah so he goes to these there's a company called made worn they do this it's like fake retro shirts it's not it's great you know i
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Okay, how long, Shia, how long when you're done filming this, how long does it take you to kind of clear your head out of it?
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
You see those shoes, Bobby? Those are actually worn. Those are earned. That's earned worn.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Yeah. Actually, she's coming on after this. She's later? Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah. Is it hard to write a fucking movie? Dear David Mamet. Is it hard to write a movie?
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Yeah, well, don't throw either. Just underhand. Ask him what you really want to ask him. Be honest.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Tell us about your time in Chicago, can you? Because we talked a little bit off air about when he was talking about, you know, prior to Steppenwolf and prior to theater in the city.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
What were you doing? I was, well...
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Star Wars, not Star Trek. Star Wars. Okay. I just threw it out there.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
What are you talking about? He can tell you. He can tell you. He's obsessed with Star Trek. They're completely different worlds. Which is Star Trek.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Whoa. William Shatner, no blacks, no Asians. That's his way.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Louis cracked that code. Louis learned very early on. When he did the first iteration of his Louis show, I don't know if you ever saw it, but it was almost mocking multicam. It was like a clever kind of spin on shitting on multicam. And I don't think people got it, right? So then when he did, yeah, Lucky Louis, that's what it was.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
And then when he did his second iteration of it, which was Louis on FX... he kind of just stopped all the bullshit and was like, I'm just gonna give you my world, my way, without any fucking directional notes from a studio and a thing. And the deal they made with him was he got to write it, direct it, produce it, and edit and push it out the way he wanted. So they didn't touch it.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
So he was really the groundbreaker for, to be fair, what we do too. Like this podcast shit, it's because of those formats. Because he was like, fuck it. Nobody tells us what to do. And if you did, I don't want to work with you. So every time FX was like, you can't do this or you could do this. He was like, I'm telling you again, either I'm going to do it or it just doesn't happen. That's OK.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
So we kind of did this because this was our answer to, you know, him and I going through the business and either not getting roles or auditioning a lot and getting tired and being like. I've had enough waiting in line.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Yeah, but we wanted to be goofs. We just wanted to be goofs. We wanted to goof all the time. Yeah. Which is hard to do now. It's not easy to do. It's not easy to do. Well, I think we just don't take our, it's just, this was a fantasy town. I mean, we painted this to look like a fucking child's room.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
You took your dick out in front of all these people. Yeah, yeah. But it was that kind of party. It was that kind of party. You've never done anything like that before. That's like a big, that's a new.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Well, thank you. Yeah. I told you. Yeah, you told me. I told him the bond that was kind of crazy for David that you may not know was that Bobby went to rehab when his dad died. And we started this show because of his because his dad passed away and then he got clean again. And we just wanted something to like fuck around and go make something.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
And we started this and then the pandemic hit and terrible to say, but it was the greatest fucking thing that ever happened to us. Yeah. Because then we could just be free and we got a little. So no one was making anything. No, we were like, you know, we were in the studio every fucking week and just doing our shit.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
And we had no rules and no.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Yeah, but don't we all feel that?
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
No, I know. I think the older I get, the more I learn that everyone has that weird feeling. Like, it's gone. It's over. But it's not. He says that fucking weekly. Yeah, but that's almost a shtick. You know you're not going nowhere. Thank you. God, should I be here every week?
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Picasso, yeah. No, he did die in the fucking 80s, right?
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Oh, let me tell you something. He's still doing that bit. He's still using that fucking bitch. David, I have to say to you. Any male nudity in any of your films, David? Any male nudity?
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
The difference became we all were fighting for the same slice of pie. And the business blinded us to think that there was only one slice for us. And then once we kind of cracked this code, we were like, oh, fuck, we can all eat. And we can eat different shit. We don't have to eat the same fucking, I don't even like that kind of pie.
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That's exactly what we are. That's literally what we've discovered, that we were like, oh, we don't even want to fucking eat that shit anyway. So we'll make our own. And then we found that we had our own audiences that liked it. And so the gatekeepers, as they were. slowly kind of, you know, fucked off. I hate gatekeepers.
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Well, they had less and less power because we weren't singing for our supper anymore. We were like, we're going to go cook our own fucking food. I don't want to do it anymore. And so comedy did used to be that way. It was cutthroat. We hated each other because, you know, back back, Carson was the spot. Those guys wanted to fucking slit each other's throat.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
For us, Tonight Show, doing Letterman, you know what I mean? Getting those, then getting a Comedy Central half hour or maybe getting an HBO special was impossible as a young person. So I think it just cracked. It recently cracked, which is what you guys are doing with the movie. Same thing.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Right. Yeah, nobody's watching. What's the last great thing that you've watched that's new?
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
That was pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was looking at you, kid. I mean, he just learned about it yesterday.
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Who do you think is someone that you don't have to dance if you don't want to? Who's someone that you were excited to work with that let you down and then vice versa? Who are you? Who are you? He's going to say that. Well, he might do.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
My first react, you're talking about actors?
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
You got fucked politely.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Okay, I'll give you the opposite version of that then. Who's someone that you kind of were surprised by? Yeah, you were happily surprised. You worked with them and you thought, I respect and like them, but you were blown away by their work.
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What's her name? He went on a big rant.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Well, that's why she killed him recently. That was that. That joke lasted long enough.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Did you ever have a big fight with Pacino?
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What happened? What happened?
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That's what I say to him all the time. The only reason he gets away when we do live shows.
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Because then it's brave.
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I think you're close. I think if your penis is too big and you show your penis on a live show, it's rude. Yeah, it's rude. I think if your penis is too small, it's fun. Yes. But if you have a regular penis, that's brave.
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You don't dare refer to me as that.
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I do want to harm him all the fucking time. But it's hug love. It's love. I love him so deeply. No, you have rage love. It's rage. There's rage. Okay, be honest. David doesn't know us well enough to know. How much do I love you?
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You are. You're a regular. Oh, thank God. My dad used to say I was small the whole time. Well, your father was an alcoholic. My dad did that.
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Ah, right. Right. Took your money and ran. Wow.
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I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know.
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He's not ready. You're not ready. You're not ready. And this is why you are where you are. You're not ready. Hit him again. Hit him again with something else.
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The fucking... Maybe you could be boom operator for that. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. By the way, he's going to go home tonight and talk to his wife. Oh, he's going to kill himself. He's going to kill himself. David Mamet insults me in front of the crew over and over. I got one. It's the best I've ever read.
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He wrote it. He fucking wrote it.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
What do you think about Mark Twain?
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I apologize, Dave. How do you not know that? Just for good measure. Yeah. Just to sink it in for everybody. Please go see the movie right now. It's available now, right now. We command as a duo.
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What about Mark Twain's dick, though?
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I thought you guys needed to go.
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No, no, no. But now we need to keep going to make up for it. Old, old, old, old, old. What is it? Old and what's the pine tree? Vigorous old age. Vigorous old.
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Can you say the word one more time in Japanese?
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Of the Asians, how do Koreans rank? Of your Asians. Oh, they're up there. Are they up there? Tip top? Japanese, Chinese, Korean. You like Koreans up there or no?
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Yeah, I like that. They tell you what's up. We're stubborn. You're in my fucking car. Yeah, yeah, I like that.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Twain made out with Grant. What? Yeah. Wow. Wow. He said he was a shit kisser. Yeah, that's right. Great writer, shit kisser. Wow. Yeah. That's incredible. It was that a thing from a kiss hello is polite. You have to receive it. You have to receive it. What if you're not in the mood for a kiss hello?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Koreans are the fucking best. We're the best. That's Bob's mom, by the way. That's his mother right behind him. That's his mother, his beautiful mother. Beautiful. That is her. She has cross eyes. She does. She's cross-eyed in real life. I'm trying to fix it. Guys, thank you so much.
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That's going to be it, guys. Thank you so much. Oh, thank you. act in. Oh, okay. Give me the fucking, give me the shit. Who did this? Is this your shit?
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
This is like a Make-A-Wish. We have enough time. We just want to make sure you guys don't have to go.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Dude, thank you guys. So good. Amazing.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
No. Somebody new. He's got a new... It's amazing. It's a rotate. It's like... What do you mean? Shia, you don't... I never was... Never like that.
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It's bingo balls for him. It's like the rotating. He just pulls a new one and then puts it away.
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We got a good thing going.
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Oh, yes, except for the respect part. A good relationship I never want to fucking talk to. I understand. We talk only when we need to talk now. We're like a really smooth married couple.
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You're on fire. He pretends that is not the case, but you see the idiots in the booth nodding. This is 100% him. He will position himself specifically in places where he knows he will be recognized, and he knows he will be fawned over. He loves it.
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Yeah, go ahead, please.
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A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet
Yeah, dude. Go ahead. He's on Ozempic, so he's on this kick now. Yeah, you do look thinner. Yeah. Stand up and show him. Do the thing. All right. Lift up the shirt. He lost a bunch of weight.
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How embedded in the zeitgeist is coffees for closers? It's such like a, it's a thing that literally everybody knows.
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He's never around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just take care of him. I do all of it. He's never around.
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It's weird when things get picked out. I work with Pete Fairley, same kind of thing, and Fairley says, the thing that you think people will pick out of it is probably the thing that they least will recognize, and the thing that you can't fucking believe they took-
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like the Coffees for Closers, you never thought that that was like a moment that people would steal and then it would be like used over in other things forever. Because it is. They put it in fucking like Family Guy or other shows will reference it.
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Yes, not everybody. Yes.
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He's so tiny. Who are you talking about? Our adopted child. Ladies and gentlemen, to Bad Friends fans, it is an honor, a privilege, an incredible moment in our time with this show. We have two unbelievably well-respected, accomplished, amazing people.
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Yeah, we can make the dials only lean one way.
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It is fucking brilliant. It's gross, but it's brilliant. Yeah. But that's the throes of this business you've seen 100,000 times. You've seen all those tricks. You've seen them come and go, right?
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Is that true? It's got a bunch of anti-Semitic stuff in it?