Seth
Appearances
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
It's right there. There's a, let me find the name of this pizza place.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
There's a place in Garland, probably like 20 or 30 minutes away. Oh, they snapped into cheese and fell off or nothing? The date, Portnoy guy. Ranked it like a 9.1. That it was some of the best pizza he's ever had in his life. I forget the fucking name of it. I mean, it's probably not a place like this. I think it's like a real pizza place. Not this fancy schmancy pantsy shit.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Yeah, let's just pick this Airbnb 10 minutes away.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
I mean, I'd be down. I'm down, too, because I want to go to... What's that place?
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
People, there's something out there that it's like I chose to not go. You did. I texted Paige. And I said, is the option to go to Miami, literally the day after. And I was like, is the option to go to Miami still there? She said, no, it's not an option anymore.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Because on my stream, people were like, Hex isn't going no more. I was like, fuck. Because the plan was you'd be on Thursday, Friday.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Listen to the fish jump out water. Hammered. Random animals.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Oh, were y'all in like a... Like a deck where like a boat can park and stuff like that.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
This is part of the fucking reason we wanted this. Like, it's on the beach.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Not about the house, not about the... The materialistic things.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
It amplifies your favorite things.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Even like Uber Eats-ing food or DoorDash-ing food, but you're in a different place at like an Airbnb. It's different food. There's a little something different to it. It hits different. You're more excited to eat it. Yeah. You got a new spot to eat it at, new view. It's just everything you love is like amplified.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Got to be something you can rent, like rent for an event. All-terrain mobility just in the mountains.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
I'd be doing that if I came back after a week.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
People give Surge a lot of shit for getting 4-0'd in finals, but it's like, bro, they just got second twice. As a team, you're not seeing that team as like, oh, they're getting top two.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
I mean, it's not a good look, but it's like people just dwell so hard on it.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
They start laughing at them. Oh, they got shit on again. But it's like, bro, they just got second twice. I'd rather be in their situation than...
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
yeah i just came in and infiltrated and i mean i haven't been on minecraft in so long i was like man it's boring asking but i was like you know hex is on early mornings i was like cool this would this would be good for me like i'm i want to play something chill man like i got on halo the day before i played a few games and i was like i can't do this no more I need something slow, something chill.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
So I got on Minecraft. Hex had a little bit done, and I basically just did... I expected to get on for three, maybe four hours, and then when Hex gets off, I'll get off, maybe hang out. And then I got on. At first, I was like, man, this is so annoying, learning all this shit again, and remembering what I got to do, and... what level or diamonds found on and all that.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
They just would have to, like, it's just getting to the airport.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
But once I got like the hang of it, like four hours in, I was so hooked. Like never, I stayed on for 10 hours straight, just on stream grinding it. And there hasn't been something like that, that I've done something like that since.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Like, they would have carried your shit, checked your bag, and then you're good.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
And then you... Bro, you just go on this loop of duties. It really is an ADHD game. Yeah. Because that's exactly... You go for diamonds, but then you...
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
i don't know forget something or you find a cave and you're like oh let me go fucking put on armor to go get it but then you come up you see the farm you got to do that you then you're like let me feed the cows the pigs the chickens that then you got to replant it all then you're like oh what about the sugar cane go get the sugar cane put that away then you go back down then you see coal then you're like oh yeah i do need coal so you start getting coal you know you don't even go get your diamonds because your adhd is just running you fucking everywhere
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Jude rumors it might be his last year. LeBron.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
I'm not going to be happy either. Let's just get it. Did you cry when Jordan retired?
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
I only cry when dogs die. When there was a rapper, has there been a rapper, an actor, something? Kobe.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Like me when I'm hungover, crying on TikToks, IG reels. Yep. Shit about dogs. When I'm hungover, I'm emotional. Yep. That's why I cried at Seth's wedding. Just fucking beyond.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Just beyond hungover. It's all right to admit, man. That was the reason I did cry, but like my emotions. They get out of control when I'm hungover.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
He didn't even go second? No, he went third. Oh, they hated on him.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
There probably is a lot of hype around him just because of that.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Full PR? You're recording it. Like, you know it's, I don't know. That's so fucked up.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Yeah, right. But I'm thinking 80,000 subscriptions. Jesus Christ.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
You would have been fine. What was y'all's mornings like?
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
And the ocean is off the beach is far. And the ocean's insane.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
It was like wake up, shower, all that shit.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Ten UFC champions versus one gorilla. The gorillas still don't... I don't think so. Listen, there's so much technique. They can get a gorilla's arm. Someone's going for his leg.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Three maniacs versus one John Jones. He would rip you in the leg.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Bro, it just takes a little strategy.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Bro, 50 men would fuck up a gorilla.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Fucking lifts you. Fucking opens you up. Nah, man. He's getting fucked up. You got to think about how tired animals in real fights. Sometimes animals will get so tired that they'll just fall down and give up. Think about humans. And just like get eaten. Think about a hundred random humans.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
The gorilla would be so tired. John Jones.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Five Embozes or Jon Jones? Jon Jones. No. Dude, no, man.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
If you say Bill Russell's better than Jordan, sure.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Yeah, bring up the stats. Bring up the stats.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
A loser. He didn't even... Jordan before Pippen couldn't even win...
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
The league was shit back then. Oh, my God. No, it's not. It was more violent. Let's put up Wilt Chamberlain to fuck you.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
The ceiling's the ceiling. It's not. You're still playing the hardest. Just because Big Timer said it doesn't mean it's fucking set in stone truth and candy.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
That is 100% true. So Bill Russell's the best to ever play because no one has won 11 chips.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Wow. Because he wasn't as individually great. Judging off chips, points, and efficiency in the league. You've got a guy that can win 11 chips in a league.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
I do not count Ogre 2's 22 wins in two seasons better than Snakebite's reign for the last 14 years. Even though it's Ogre 2 won more. Wait, was Bill Russell like that? Yes, man. He literally clears Jordan's. And his fucking henny. He clears that trash fucking drunk.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
They might be the magic, but we're the magic, or we got the magic over here. No Harry Potter. And everyone was like.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
I think I'll be playing with the energy.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
They the magic, but they know we really got the magic over here.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Like, I heard that, and I was like, wow, I'll never get that guy's jersey.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Are you propping your leg up while you play?
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
What do you mean, toilet? Yeah, think about that. Get the toilet paper, then you fucking... Legend. Excuses, man. I'm telling you, it's not an excuse.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
All tan and shit. Hungover. Bro, you were looking lobster-ish on stream.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
So, like, have some respect and eat them. Just fully kill them. What they brought to planet Earth. Have some respect.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
He had a big clutch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The 1v2. I saw moments of the event, but if it wasn't our match, I was kind of not paying attention.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
I don't know. I'm going to ask them that today, I guess, in the Halo pod. Wait, they didn't play the Cup? No, me and APG were doing a watch party, so we couldn't really watch the – on Saturday and Sunday, so we couldn't really watch these matches. But, yeah, we didn't play in the Cup. Shopify didn't play in the Cup, and FaZe didn't play in the Cup. I think it just didn't matter at all.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
I mean, at this point – The only team that played was SSG, and then they ended up winning.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
Even this upcoming... weekend is a qualifier, but they're not playing in that either. I think their spot's already solidified of what it's going to be for the event. And they don't want to practice? And then besides that, there's no cups or anything. It's this qualifier this weekend and then a break until the event. And I'm like, what the fuck, man? Give me something to work with.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
I wonder if they'll be right beside each other. I kind of forget how, like, the DreamHack venue works.
OpTic Podcast
100 Scumps vs 1 Gorilla | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 223
I just needed my week. So you did Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Legend. Legend. That's what I like. I can't see, but I have to do that, and then content Tuesday. I have a headache right now. Tuesday would be IVs, water, sleep, dehydrated, not move from bed.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
In Texas too.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
I'm not going to lie. I actually love the heat.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
That's not late. That's perfect.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Why do you think you're in the rut, though? It's a rut?
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Yeah, we played- You guys played so much.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
I don't know what it is, man. You're stuck in a pickle.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
I mean, the only thing that I've related to is, like, fucking running. Like, whenever I was at my peak to, like, now, it's like, holy fuck.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
It's so hard to start. I'm like, fuck me, man.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Oh, 100%. You feel so good. I know for me, at least, it takes one run.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Yeah, it's probably got like.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Yeah, the GA ones. It's like cork.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Exactly. Dude, he's probably nice with it then.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
See, I'm, like, decent at 2v2s, but I'm really good at 1v1s.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
They almost made $100 million just March.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
That might accumulate to something crazy.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Yeah, that's nuts. That's actually absurd.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Yeah, I'm avoiding that shit like the plague, brother. I'm not looking at that shit. I don't need no negativity in my life since the Scumper Jumper.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
I go to, or like every once in a while, every once in a blue moon, I think it's called Oak Lawn or Oak something. And it's like a park that has like, I think eight courts and that's what we do.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
No, people are actually having this game. This is the first time me seeing it too.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Like random pickup 2v2s.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
That was very unique. I've never seen a trailer like that. What, so mid? Yeah.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Wait, so wait. Wait, is that? Is that like, what is extraction?
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Oh, that's like Tarkov?
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Like fucking, yeah.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Where's the next Fortnite?
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
I forgot about that game, actually.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
But apparently they're not even going to release fucking...
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
I don't think you can talk online.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
From what I remember... I don't think you can talk a lot. Because I'm pretty sure I would always have to invite my friend to my party.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
What is that? The drug selling game. The drug selling game?
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Apparently you can play or you can make weed.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
If I were to buy one, I'd buy the one go up a little bit.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
How many cats or how long have you had them?
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
My little brothers watched it and they loved it.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Yeah, so do you.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
He's just saying that what he's doing- I just find it crazy that he's trying to go to Mars, bro.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Why the more I look at it, it's like blurring.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
It looks like an exclamation point.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
It's like, yo, we found some shit here. Dig here. Dig here. Treasure here.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
You think aliens are real? Yes, 100%.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Is it actually how it is? Oh, my God. Is it how it is in the movies where it's literally a UFO and the green thing fucking comes down and you just go up? The tractor beam? Yeah. Is it like that? I don't know, man.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Where do they live, though?
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Going into... So why don't they just say it was good? I don't understand. Why what? Like the aliens, why don't they just talk to this?
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
I think we're dumber, bro, I'll be honest. I mean, I don't know.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
He'd fucking kill you.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
He'd fucking kill you.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
He would fucking, like he said, kill me.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
The newest galaxy we know of formed only about 500 million years ago? Dude, what?
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
What does no light pollution mean?
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
I want to see.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Look, that's how it looks. Damn. Wait, wait, wait. So wait, what was your story though? You saw that and like you think there's.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
So why is the sun the sun though?
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Yeah, same thing happened to me, but instead he was typing to Caesar.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
They're psychos, bro.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
They actually feel perfect. I know you're saying they actually do, like, seem big, but I swear they're actually perfect. I swear. No, no, no.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
No, yeah, for the matches. I actually wore these on stage our last... You shouldn't. Our last event.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Oh, you get to pick two?
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Bro, an elephant can fucking literally stomp every- Dude, three tigers?
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Well, they're all for comfortability-wise.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Listen, listen, listen. I get four bears and then one elephant.
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Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
I don't really like wearing shoes, to be honest.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Yeah. What are you? It's about the quantity. Okay, where am I fighting?
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Am I fighting near the water? Croc done. Yeah.
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Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
You're squishing the fuck out of the thing.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Search up how much elephants weigh. A full-grown... We've gone off the plot this podcast.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Yeah. I've been wearing them since you got them.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
How are they 5,000 pounds? They're just big. Like, how?
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Oh, that's GG. Yo, look at the baby rhino. The what?
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
No, I don't really like those... What are they called?
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Oh, no, they're not even Air Jordan. Oh, dang. I thought there was... Air Jordan Lowe's. I could have sworn you did Air Forces.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
I thought those were Air Forces for a long time.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
From a viewer perspective, compared to, like, actually being in the moment, like, dude, that's probably fucking insane, dude. Because, like, I just remember losing, and it's just like... Because you get to a point, bro, where, like, you just don't know what to talk about. Like, that's where we're at. Like, we just didn't know what to say. Like, we keep losing, and we keep having, like...
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
I think our last week in L.A. Thieves, before the L.A. Thieves match, was, like I said, our best practice. But we lost that match, and I just didn't, like, I didn't know what to say.
OpTic Podcast
Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
I don't think so.
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I think so. That's what my mind itself is. Like, I told the entire time, like, I mean, even Damon was saying, like, he said, like, some corny shit. He was like, Rome wasn't built in, like, a week or some shit. And I was like, I'm good. I was just saying, trust the process. And for the longest time, like, that's what I was... you know, trying to do, but things just literally just didn't work out.
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Fucking... And then Kenny looks pretty comfortable on rocker right now, so... I think, like, the biggest thing that, like, the reason why it didn't work is because, like...
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Whenever AG wasn't on the team for, like, the whatever month, two months that he wasn't on the team, I think that, like, lack of practice without him and then getting back on the team, like, those two months were so valuable to where we just couldn't even find, like, our, like, vulnerability.
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And then not only that, like, because Kyler's kind of different, because, like, I don't know, it's been, like, a month, but, like, Kyler's, like, playing. Like, Kyler was actually, like, playing.
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Not saying that AG didn't really play, but, like, I mean, bro, he was only playing against, like, Australian eights.
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Those guys are not touching the fucking hill. You know what I'm saying?
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So it's so different.
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Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
The S&D was really clean, too.
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Not overchallenged. Yeah. I almost scammed that last round against Rocker, but... Yo, it almost happened against Cloud9, too. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, no, that was Kyler.
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Same angle. Since I was in that scenario literally the day before, I knew exactly how to play. I was throwing the tightest shimmies.
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Yeah, and then FaZe to top it off.
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Yeah. You don't realize streaming scrims on the single PC, I'm not getting as much frames. And I didn't even, like, think of that until just now. So I'm not going to. Huh?
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No, no, no, I don't need it. It's just, like, the Lee PCs are just so bad to stream on. But it's not, like, I'm at a disadvantage, but it's not, like, significant to where, like, I'm not going to stop streaming.
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I go from, like, 190, 200-ish to, like, 140, 160, like, around there.
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Yeah, which is not, like, too bad, but, you know what I'm saying?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thankfully, I have the, like... Because there's certain PCs that you can't even stream on. Like, you get, like, insane packet loss. But I don't have that PC, so we're good.
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It was tough. Trust me, I know.
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Yeah, exactly. The only thing that's different is literally just, like, running it, like, when the game starts, I guess.
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Because, like, you're – I feel like the biggest thing is, like, as an AR – like, whenever you switch to an AR, like, having that chemistry of, like, where you know – let's say, for example, like, I switch to an AR. Knowing where, like, Brandon plays with an AR is so crucial to where, like, I have to play off him, if that makes sense.
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Exactly, exactly. Those are his hot spots. That's, like, the only thing that, like, you're going to step into each other's toes when you do switch. But other than that, it's like what you said. Like, you're naturally changing to an AR on, like, certain hills. Yeah.
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Yeah, Bruce is nice with a sub. Of course he's nice with a sub. It's hard not to.
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Yeah. The new update, though. The new update.
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Until after this major.
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Shotzzy’s Thoughts on OpTic Texas After Week 1 | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 220
Yeah, because they're not fixing the slide thing. You know what I'm talking about?
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They're not fixing that until like mid-season apparently, so.
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I think that's what the new – or that's what, like, it was supposed to be. But then I think once they announced that they're not going to fix the slide thing, they switched it.
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So it's like – Yeah, it's kind of tricky. But, I mean, I'm probably just going to play Warzone because I'm not going to lie, that shit's so fun.
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It's the map, dude. I'm telling you, the map is insane. Say it again?
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Hey, you would love the sniper. The HDR?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
The Lonely Island Setbacks Podcast.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
That's nothing to do with souffle-ing eggs. I don't know. I don't know what their upbringing is like. Oh my God. Has anyone ever souffle-ed an egg? Yeah. Yeah.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Yeah. Yeah, man. Oh, shit. Spit it out, dude.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
I'm talking about look on the wall!
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Hey, everybody. This is Seth. Welcome back to part two of the Incredibed episode from the Lonely Island and Seth Meyers podcast. It's weird because it's going to sound like we were literally picking it up right where last week left off because that is exactly what happened. We did it at the same time. You guys understand how this works. Enjoy.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
You threw away your shot. Why didn't you give them lazy Sunday, sir?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
All right, so here we go. The next interlude is Shrooms. I think we can go pretty quick on Shrooms. Tell me about Shrooms, guys. The beat inspired it. Yeah.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
It's a good interlude. And, you know, for me, I used to listen to Monty Python comedy albums and there was always I think an interlude is a very fair way to describe this.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Instead of like every suburban mom also maybe does them. Yeah, I mean, I'm actually kind of shrooming at all times now.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
All right, then we go to Like a Boss, and we'll get to that again. We like sports. We mentioned it, Just Two Guys. You'd done them once before. This is the second Just Two Guys song?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Balling out Stewie. Yeah. That's fucking rad to this day. That's another time capsule that there was a recession and Stewie didn't give a fuck. Rich as fuck. He didn't care. We Like Sports is so much fun to watch.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
I think we did talk about just two guys. It is very flatly delivered. I highly recommend people go watch it on YouTube. Can I tell you my favorite line?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
My favorite line is, I'm team captain and I choose you. And then Keeve goes, I'm the other team captain and I choose you too. That gives you these guys' mindset in a nutshell. Or also they might not quite fully understand sports and how it works when you're the team captain. And then what do they call you, Andy, when you show up? You have one moment here. He's always Steve.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
It's his reoccurring character. Are you that asshole, Steve, or is it worse? No, he's the cunt. He's a cunt-hole. Okay, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I have no confidence in what I heard with my own ears.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
What's that great coup album where it's like a barbershop on the cover, is that?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
How long did it take you guys to shoot We Like Sports? That's a day or, right? I think it was a couple of days.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
You think it's bitter, but I think it's great. Yeah. Doesn't even know what people who like whiskey say.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
We're just in a parking lot where we saw the brightest colored car instead of in front of it. Yeah, I did go back. I thought, wait, is that a green screen? No, they just found a weird car. Yeah, we just went to a parking lot. Walked up the street. Also, there's a really funny shot of you guys in a hot tub rapping, wearing white t-shirts.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Hey, feed me the rock. Yes, the rock. Feed me and then hand it.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
There were two that made me laugh the hardest, and we're at the first. And again, part of it was just a lack of familiarity due to me not listening to it as much, to it not being a short. Dream Girl with Norah Jones is so funny. It's so funny that Norah Jones is doing it. She has the best voice maybe in the world, singing it with such earnestness.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
And the three of you are just rapping about your dream girl who is a disaster.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
I mean, here's one. These are just descriptions of the girl. I mean, early on, this is kind of, okay, I've heard a song like this before. Dream girl, you amaze me, all dressed in paisley. Love how, not one, but both eyes are lazy. Okay. Then later, Andy, just a few lines later, shows up, half-eaten squirrel hanging out of your mouth. Now you're like, who are we dealing with?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Then we go back to sort of a more normie complaint. You got your cell phone ring set to Sex and the City. But now here's the one I want you to explain. All right, ready, Keith? This is you.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Well, again, like you said, I married a native New Mexican. I've been to Santa Fe. Turquoise queen. Bang. Like, seen it. What is a Santa Fe lean? Well, they've got one short leg. They're kind of like Michael Jackson. Gotcha. So it's basically a woman in turquoise who's got one short leg and is leaning, is known as having a Santa Fe lean.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Yeah. Jorm? Yeah. You come in with a lot of enthusiasm singing, it's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep. Yeah.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Andy, though, then you come in maybe with my favorite. Oh, well, hold on. I'm going to tell you my favorite. Girl, how'd you get those mousetraps glued to your neck? I don't remember any of these. Surprisingly. And then this, little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck? Like, what's going on with this person? Must have been fixing the deck with some sort of power drill. Little rascal.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Accidentally screwed herself to it. So she was working with tools on the deck. Unbelievable. Then this one was just like a very simple, telling you to stop it, then you don't. I just like also this person's a bad listener.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
But then I missed my favorite thing about the song. It begins spoken word Andy. Do you remember how it starts, Andy? What you tell everybody?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
I got more though, because do you remember the spoken word at the top though, Andy? This is a really important detail in the song that resolves itself in the final verse.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
And then by the time they started singing about Chex Mix, you'd forgotten that it was sponsored by Chex Mix. That's right. But then the last verse is a lot of stuff about Chex Mix.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
It might have tested better. But also, it's so great because Norah Jones basically sings the end of this song. It is just beautiful Norah Jones singing, Chex Mix, you're delicious. You got 60% less fat than potato chips.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
She understood that it wasn't. I mean, it's really, really good. She also sings with, I mean, again, the full-throated intensity and passion we've come to expect from her. You guys remember the Chex Mix?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Yeah. Probably. Yeah. I mean, that's good. That's the right thing to do is to send you that. Yeah.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Yeah. Or one might even say it's the least they can do. Thank you. Or the most. Or the most they could do. All right. Then we go into Ross Trent, Dick in a Box. The Old Saloon. Go.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
So you're basically rapping like cowboys, but you start by screaming, this is the new shit. And somebody keeps screaming DJ Larry throughout the song. Oh, it's not Larry. It's just DJ. Okay, gotcha.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
It's just people, it's just, I think this is a nice exchange. I'm old Bill. I just rode into town on my horse. You betcha on my horse. That's the thing in the old west times. Everybody enjoys a good horse ride. If you cheat at cards, you get thrown out right out the saloon doors on your butt. These guys know about the wild west.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Yeah, yeah. This is a real diamond cut specificity. I'm the bartender, but I'm also the mayor. They're painting a picture with words. I mean, and by the way, I was like, great, got it.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Yeah, well, it paid off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It paid off in this one-minute scramble track.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
It did feel like you guys were ripping the mic away from one another.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
you came to the right place my man and then everyone there is the most fucking cartoony oh it has gunshots right was this on purpose or just because i thought it was so funny to me that you go this is the new shit and then you rap about like 1800s that's right probably i mean somewhere because that i thought at first was the joke and then i'm like oh i think this might just be pure mayhem no i think the joke is just that it's not new shit at all didn't cross our minds
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
I know, but it's just so funny to be new shit and you're immediately like, throw out the saloon doors. It was like a cowboy time traveled and landed in your studio and you were like, you have 30 seconds. Tell us everything about your time. Horses are great.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
But I do say there's that really fun thing where you're talking in the beginning about, again, what you're about to do.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Yeah. So you had been doing it apropos of nothing. How quickly, when you got into the studio, did you think that would be a track?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
This is very nice. Going to revise your Levi's with physical harm, put divots in the rivets with my physical arm. Yeah, it's even better than that because it's revised. Going to revise your Levi's. Really falls on the beat. Throw fisticuffs, eat pants like bag lunches, jeans pronounced dead, cause of death, hecka punches. Hecka punches.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
So now this is a song for the motherfuckers that don't know about Santana DVX.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
But imagine how lovely it is if you have long been a champion of Punch You in the Jeans and to finally get that call.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
By the way, I totally support making art for one person. I fully agree. Every now and then it's worth to make it for one and know that a lot of other people will also enjoy it. But don't aim for everybody. Just aim for Edgar Wright.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
That's right. I feel like this took a turn where it went from the absolute pinnacle of Punch Me in the Jeans, which was Edgar leaving this long message. And then you guys immediately start pulling the threads on your lyrics. Yeah, we're unfurling the whole thing.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
He arrived, I feel, in a very similar way, which was hyper-specific, incredibly well-crafted dumb stuff.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Yeah. All right, moving on. Final song on the album, Incredibad. It is the last track. It is also the title track. And my first question is, did you have that song and then you realized, oh, that would also be a good title for the album?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
So the fun now is you know the tone and you have a really good beat and this observation, but then you're basically just writing rhymes about how the actual champagne is good and then details about Carlos Santana.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
I will admit that had I been a voting member back in the day, I think my money would have been on Incredibad as being a better name than Lonely Island. It has been borne out that I am incorrect, but Incredibad's really good. Thanks. It just, I think, doesn't age as well as a Lonely Island. I would agree. The nicest thing about Lonely Island, it's not jokey at all.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Now, do you remember that vote? Did you accept it at the time with dignity?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
I certainly never remember one of you storming out of the office being like, I've had it.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
I didn't just have it. Exactly. So now you know the album's called Incredibad. Did you know you wanted a track called Incredibad?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
So this is another trope of hip hop albums. Sometimes they'll have an origin song.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
It's so fun. Very detailed details. The Don Dada.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Not to worry. So, again, in that lovely Lonely Island way, you don't waste a lot of time getting to the reveal. A dude from Mars basically shows up pretty early. Yeah.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
What? Was it played by Akiva? No, I think it's Andy, isn't it?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
You're so forgetful. Can I just say, it's going to come up again, definitely in Jack Sparrow, but I love that little Lonely Island move of you guys, somebody telling you something and you guys managing to fit in a, what? That's pretty classic.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Which is also really funny because he's not doing an impression of Carlos Santana at all.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
We did get a doctor to prescribe Limitless pills to Jorm. Sponsored by Limitless. But yeah, so basically the alien, to save his planet, you all have to have sex with it at the same time. Yeah, to repopulate. Repopulate.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
I like how matter of fact the alien is. Maybe that is why Keeve was cast. Yes. It's not a hard sell. It's more like, look, I'm just going to lay it out. This is what needs to happen. I will say.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
So when he shows up, you can't imagine that's who it is. But then everybody's like, hey, Carlos Santana. He's like, yeah, that's right.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Yeah. And then there's the exchange. Okay, we're in. Cool. Who should go first? I have three depositories to capture your burst.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
By the way, this does echo back to the vote on the name of your group. This is immediately you go, yo, should we do it, man? I don't know. I say we put it to a vote. All in favor, say aye. All in. Nobody had any issue.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
You know, man, one in the front, two in the back, had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap. That paints a picture. It sure does. But again, even while this is going on, still what I like about the alien, he's still just very matter of fact. Yeah. My favorite line in the song is...
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Well, I also just like that you maybe think that, like, where he's from, maybe they don't have the same, you know, conventional nuclear family structure. Right. You know, they might have multiple. But no, he's married, he's got kids, and he still wants these three young kids to...
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
bone them all at the same time no he told them what he was going to go do when he left the planet but then you guys he gives you one wish before he goes back to space and this is when it truly is an origin story knew exactly what we wanted before we took off mr alien sir for what it's worth we want to be the greatest fake mcs on earth your wish is granted and thanks
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
And then there's a NWA parody at the end where you all yell, stop, stop, stop.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
It's more like a treatment for a film. Shaky Dog. Is that the ghost face?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Oh, yeah. No, I meant the song Shaky Dog. I feel like it's a good story song.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
I mean, that's one of the best songs ever made. All right, so here's the thing. This was wonderful. This was our two-parter on Incredibad. Next episode, it's a season premiere. It's Michael Phelps, and it is a song from Incredibad Space Olympics. All right, I love you guys. Love you guys.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
I made the Incredibad beat, yeah. I have two lyrics I love that I want to mention. First of all, there's a lot of, you guys definitely came at this that Carlos Santana had a lot of sex over the years. I feel like that's a thing you've kind of layered in.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Yes, Carlos Santana endorsed a sparkling wine, which, by the way, I had not remembered, and last night had a, was this real? Yeah. And was delighted to know it was.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
This is, I think, Akiv. He's a Southwest tie-wearing bolo champ coming straight out the box with a bolo champ.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
This is sometimes, by the way, sometimes lyrics finders will let you down.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Fuck yeah. That's a case where, like, they literally rhyme champ with champ. Same spelling. Yeah. Fucking incredible. Totally different words. That's really good. That's really amazing.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
So my question, though, is about the... What... Oh, I know it's a different, there's a different song with the Santa Fe, which is Dream Girl. But because this was Southwest, I thought the Santa Fe line that I'm confused by was in this. But later you talk about somebody having a Santa Fe lean. Do you know what I'm talking about?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
We'll get there later. Then the end of this song fully loses its mind. Yeah. These are the final great things about this product.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
And he killed it. A horse drank a bottle and fucked a cow. A horse drank a bottle and fucked a cow. It's such a funny thing to say. This is good.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Yeah. It's real fun because at that point, they've built you a tiny little box where only certain things are going to fit into it. You can just aim for that box. All right. So Santana DVX, you have nothing but love for.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Oh, yeah. Great. Next tracks. We'll get to them later. Down the Road, Jizz in My Pants, I'm on a Boat. Next up, track five, Jack Black on Sax Man. Really fun. He's fantastic. This does have a little, it's Shirani. Yes. Precursor to Shirani. Structurally, yes. But it has that sort of deliciously unique Jack Black performance to it, which is so fun to listen to. It is indeed.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
His frustration with Saxman, basically, Jack Black is thinking about Saxman, Saxman does not come through in the moments that you expect him to play his sax. The real tiny, just the right amount of, it's not quiet and you cannot hear it, but you know it's a sax.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Lenny Pickett, who of course leads the SNL band, is one of the greatest musicians on earth. Also Bay Area. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Tower of power. Yeah, we love Lenny. A lot of fun, sax man.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
He also is one of those people watching him physically sing exponentially improves the experience. Like his body is exactly the way you want it to look while he's singing. It's so joyful.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
There's two interludes. There's two tracks that are marked interlude. The first is Normal Guy. Now, I do kind of want to revisit Normal Guy and do a whole episode on Yorm's Doritos ad.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Yeah, yeah. Totally. I mean, we really kind of have to. Strong agree. If we're legally allowed to. Oh, are we contractually maybe not allowed to? I think it's been enough years, right? Probably.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
I would just say this. Go listen to Normal Guy, the interlude.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
And then wonder if you think he's the sort of got a pitchman vibe to you.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
By the way, the voice is such a huge problem. I forgot what he looked like.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
I think contractually we can say this. Did you direct it, Jorm? You started it. Me and Andy sort of wrote it. Are we talking about this?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
We'll eventually talk about it. But just for people who are like, what are they talking about?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
We'll play a little normal guy so people can hear the voice.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
Now, I remember watching it, but I watched it after I heard it tested the worst of anything that had ever been tested. So I went into it thinking, how bad could it be? And I walked away thinking, I believe every word that you were told by the good people at Doritos. If you'd have told me they turned the negative dials so hard they were coming off in people's hands, I'm still proud.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
It's unbelievable. And by the way, this is a case, and hopefully it's coming through in everything we're saying, shout out to the good people at Doritos who 100% did the right thing. Yes. Made a charitable donation. Yes. We're not trying to frame them as villains at all. No, no, no.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 2
The Normal Guy interlude is really funny because, again, if anybody listened to this entire album who is in the world of marketing, no one would go to their boss and say, I think Normal Guy's the hit. They definitely were a suspect because we sent that to them.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 1
I'm going to be clear red next week, you guys.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 1
And yo fam, check this out. I was just at the club, right? Heard these two dudes talking. One of them said to the other one that they knew someone who said you guys are whack. Who said we're whack? You said we're whack?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 1
You're saying that I'm whack, but it just ain't so-so.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Give All Your Money to Banks and Wonder Why You’re Broke
And I'm currently in the military, and we live in military housing, so we're renting. We're trying to figure out the best way to kind of save for a down payment on a house. So since we move every three years, we're not trying to jump on buying a house right away. But if the opportunity presents itself, then we would like to maybe be in a place where we could do so.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Give All Your Money to Banks and Wonder Why You’re Broke
So over the past few years, we've saved about $25,000. Good for you. Yeah, so also while...
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Give All Your Money to Banks and Wonder Why You’re Broke
saving for retirement and kids college um which branch are you on the navy i'm off i'm in the marine corps marine corps thank you for your service all right very cool yeah thank you your question was what so so we're trying to figure out the best uh coach to saving up for a down payment on a house my wife's taking some time off work um to stay home with the kids with the birth of our kids but she's a nurse and she's going to be starting a job here in the fall as a school nurse in
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Give All Your Money to Banks and Wonder Why You’re Broke
we were thinking like potentially going back to baby step three B and just pausing retirement and kids college to just back up cash for a year. We were saying, no, if that would be maybe be the right move with, you know, still trying to invest steadily for retirement.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Give All Your Money to Banks and Wonder Why You’re Broke
Correct. So she used to work in a hospital on the floor.
The Ramsey Show
Don’t Give All Your Money to Banks and Wonder Why You’re Broke
So because with our three kids, the schedule is a lot easier. The kids are at school. Instead of working a 12-hour shift. Yes, and so like I said, we're not trying to jump on buying a house. How old are your children? There are five, two, and then about to be one.