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Sean Stewart

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KILL TONY

#707 - JAMES MCCANN

6863.363

Whoo! Howdy, y'all. Howdy. It's crazy inbreeding used to be cool, right? You had to be rich and famous to fuck your cousin. A king and a queen. The powerful fucked their cousins. Now they fuck kids on an island. Right? I'm kind of sad I wasn't invited to that island, though. Not as an adult, but as a kid. I wanted a Nickelodeon show. I think it could have been better than Drake and Josh. Right?

KILL TONY

#707 - JAMES MCCANN

6905.012

Everybody got real mad when they found out Stephen Hawking went to the island. I don't know why. I don't think his dick worked. If I was a kid on that island that got him on my weekly schedule, I'd be kind of pumped. You know he gave some bomb-ass head. He was like, harder, deeper, daddy. That show would have been great.