Sarah Sherman
Appearances
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Don't let the shirt betray you. I'm standing with my straight girl.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
What did I say about your shirt?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Tell them. It's giving Spongebob.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Cause look. Oh, that's what you meant.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Oh, you thought I was calling you like random person.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I take back what I said about how you guys feel about women.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Gay guys. What about us?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I'm obsessed with you guys. It's crazy.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I have nothing to contribute to the conversation. I just want to sit here and smile. I just want to go, guys.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I'm not kidding. I don't take that lightly. You shouldn't.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
He's getting sworn in.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Was he serving? Can I tell you something?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
And are you a Carrie girl or...
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Yeah, yeah. The vibes have always been weird. But does this make you go buyer's remorse on Bo Bice? Do we as a culture need to bring Bo Bice back?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Von Zell, we love Von Zell.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Wait, who was long hair? Bobice. I got my first period while Bobice.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
And then I acted like it wasn't happening because I was afraid.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Wait, do you remember what song he was singing?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
He had a brown jacket.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
It was always some variation of, Oh, little mama, let me get your handle because mama, I'm so hot to handle now I guess around.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Was it that? Because the way that just sent like a reptilian like chill to the base of my spine. He had a brown suede jacket on and was holding a guitar.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
On a week like this? I used to dream of better days. I used to dream and I hoped I'd never wake up.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
When you guys said Bo Bice, I thought the guy with the gray hair.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Do you know what I think it is? I want to preface this by saying, I think because I've been a lot of prefacing and pretencing today. I think because my boyfriend...
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I come in peace, gay guys.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I come in peace, Kyles and Katie's alike. And Mariah's and Shania's.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
That was like deathbed vibes. When y'all are on your deathbed, like this perfect angel style, you can go like, we did that. Yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
When we're 79.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
We tore. Deathbed for you two is going to be 115 years old.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
He's going to look the same.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Honey, I'm so old. I'm Nosferatu 3.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
The perfect man. Oh, the perfect man. I think because my.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Taylor Hicks.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I think my beautiful, long-suffering boyfriend is so... He's so beautiful. He's so, like, standard, cute, attractive. He's so lovely. And, you know, he invented a new term. What? It's cute-iful. It's when something's cute and beautiful.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
That's really good. Isn't that crazy?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
South side of Chicago. All right.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
And like, he's from a town called Flossmoor. So you, of course you get built in jokes. Like I wish you'd floss less. Bleeding.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
You don't. You're a liar. You have the nicest teeth in show business.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Oh, but did you ever have braces?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
You're lying.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
With a smirk. Like Rachel Maddow, something I found out when I had to do my research, of course.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
No, by the way, you know, at the second my toe came off stage, every single person was like, hey, you messed up all your words. Fuck off.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Try saying MSNBC 10 times fast.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Well, okay, I had to say it one time and I said M-F-N-B-A-B-C.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I think that's what happened. And then my brain just started like fritzing out.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Literally, thank you.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Because, I mean, not to be like this. Who do you think, besides David Lynch, built culture as we know it? Gay guys. Literally gay guys.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Does anyone know?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Okay. I dreamed this or it was real. And I'm not going to look it up because that's, I don't need to be like interfacing with screens right now. Didn't she have an episode where she had a bunch of pedophiles on?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I just have this strong memory of her being like, I was like two or whatever, like this big, and there was a bunch of pedophiles on, and she was like, it sucks that you guys want to have sex with kids. And then I was watching being like, that does suck. Oh my God.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Meanwhile, me being eight, being like, I wish an adult wanted to have sex with me. I was in love with all my teachers. Hey, really? Of course. I was like precocious little bitch.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
It is just like, I'm afraid.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Jesus. Hello, nurse. I'm afraid of saying his full name because you could find him. Don't say his full name.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I had an English teacher. This is going to send you guys to the moon in a not SpaceX rocket ship, in a normal rocket ship.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
English teacher. He had a gray and red long beard.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Red, gray hair combed over to the side, much like our president. Combed over.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Like legit 100 years old. Every day would wear like a Snoopy tie. The character Snoopy? The character Snoopy.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
A funny little tie. And he, me and my best friend in high school, Emily, would sit in the parking lot and watch him smoke his pipe in his car during lunch break and just be like, that is so funny. Fucking hot.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
It's giving, what's the guy's name? The Giver. It's giving the Giver.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Not dissimilar. He actually quite looked like him.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
With a Snoopy tie.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
And he would smoke a fucking pipe in his car and me and Emily would just like watch him in his car. Are you still in touch with Emily? Oh, of course. Yeah. Emily, hello. If you're listening.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
This is the thing about Long Island is that y'all keep in touch with high school.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Oh. And said, let's go to Roosevelt Field, get our ears pierced.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I have to give respect to you because, like, Honestly, something crazier, even more iconic to say than you're a gay icon, you are an actual Long Island legend. You are not from, we're fucking around Long Island. You are from Long Island, Long Island.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
You're new to this. He's new to this.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
No one knows what happened to us. It's so crazy, the things that we saw and the things that we did.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Nikki Blonsky. Nikki Blonsky.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Jeez. Her mom once came up to me.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Wait, I actually have the chills.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I think she came to my school. I felt like they were scouting. For hairspray?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
What did she say?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
What did she say?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Sarah. I didn't know I would die for Kinky Boots.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Well, because I have an explanation as to why I'm sitting like this.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
We had a Kinky Boots sketch.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
You come out with glitter on your feet. You're clearly putting on the kinky boots. What is it?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
It's so rare to channel.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
To let the muse visit you.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I know that. How could a bastard orphan?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
That's not, you would love it.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
It's a great show.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I don't, don't get me started on that. Cause I'm feeling really emotional about production value lately.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
What's what's going on? What do you think?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
It's just like, give it to me. And I'm not, you guys know who you are, who aren't giving it to me. Just in general, I want to see lights, camera, sound, sets, costume.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I basically loved it more than words can even express.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Her fucking holding the camera, running backwards, hosing everyone down with blood. I'm like, if you want to know how it's done, that's how it's done.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Literally, let this be a message. Do you want to talk about this? Coralie, I love you. And what you've done and what you will continue to do and what has happened and what will soon to be happening all over until like the perpetuity, until the end of time, like... What was I saying?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
You did that. When it kept going, when it just kept going, and then the teeth, and then the ears, and then the blood hose, and the music, and the lights, camera sound, costume, whatever, as we were just saying, it didn't for one second stop. It gave us everything relentlessly and more.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
It's incredible. It's a perfect film.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
It's a perfect film. It's hilarious down.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Yeah. Down.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
It's, as you say, a feast for the eyes.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
It's everything. She's my favorite. She's everything.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
We met one time.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
And I was struck by her beauty. Yes, she is. She's gorgeous. She's stunning. And she's hilarious.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
At a luncheon. I've been, like, stalking her for real. Because I just, like, I'm like, you're amazing.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I love Revenge. Yeah. And I love every... You know, when you like see someone's movie and you're like, I hope see words escape me. That's how much I care.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Oh, that's like, you could just see like, it's like, she's such a like fan of horror movies too. And so it's like, as a fan of the thing, as a fan of like basket case or whatever, you watch that movie and you're like, yeah, thank you. This feels like a Christmas tree.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I know. And just like, I, yeah. Yeah. She's just, listen, I'm free. You're at a loss for words. I'm at a loss for words.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Both of them fans. Yeah. Both of them fans, but like now I am on my knees forever in their debt, basically.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I have to sit like this because as you know, I came to the studio today with a triangle head.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Who's calling?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
We had a huge day for Union Hall. Union Hall truly won. Oh my gosh.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Isn't that wild? Should I come?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Wait, you're going tomorrow?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
No, no. This comes out Wednesday and then I'm going to be, I'm literally leaving read through and catching a plane to LA. And then Thursday morning, 5.30 AM PT, we're announcing. And then I got to fly back for Block It.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
No, I know.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
It's like literally the coolest thing.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
He smallens things. He always does.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
You smallen. Because you go like-
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Who gave us a laugh? If we're talking about the laughing.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Oh, he gave us a laugh.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Just a couple laughs. It's like, oh, I'm going to be announcing the Oscar. Like, that's how he says it. This is how he delivers it.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
That's not how I deliver it. Well, yeah, it might be.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
But you, I know you have to small on it because you're just trying to keep your head on your shoulders and you're like clocking in and clock. Like, it's like, if things were too big, like you would almost be scared to do it.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
But it's like, that is, that is major.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I just like, no, if you guys were my friends, you'd be like, girl, you do have triangle hearts and I, but that's okay. And just rock it. I told you what you have.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
No, it's not on.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Triangle head, leaf head.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
What's going to be yours?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I'm changing that.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Oh my God. I thought you were kidding for being hilarious.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
What? Say this. Say this. Say this.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
What's all this then?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
When you say this, something that's just coming to mind is like peeling dirty underwear off the floor. What is this? Yeah, a wife coming home, peels a woman's underwear from the bottom of the basket and going, what is this? To my husband, I've been working all day and whose is this? You would just say, what is that?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
No, again, to the directors out there, I'm free.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Okay, now say that. Sorry.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
See, I'm not threatened by that.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I had a drink the other night, a sauce cigar.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Well, by the way, I don't want to say anything disrespectful, but it's like, let's get her out there more.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Do you think... I'm going to say something on behalf of all women.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Is she so... Is she so... Is she so stunningly Jessica Rabbit that people are afraid... And this is just about misogyny on a larger scale. Are people afraid to give her, like, challenging roles? Because they're like, she's so bodacious, we couldn't even...
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
It is the craziest thing ever.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
And then you see Twin Peaks and you go, that's okay. Some crazy things are happening here that are basically like defying all like logic between like the living and the dreaming and the dead. Right. And then you're like, and still Zubi Zubi Zoo. And still Zubi Zubi Zoo.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
You guys are actually going to lose your gourd, basically. The top of your hat is going to fly off.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
It's like the most devastating thing. And the Laura Palmer's theme, like the music, that score is crazy.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I think once you enter episode two, then it's full lubrication and it's a nonstop roller coaster. Like, I don't think you're going to find any resistance there. I think it's just like slipping in that second episode. Allow it to just it's just it's the way it feels all over your body when you're watching it. It's it's astounding. And I will say and not to belabor this point. Belabor.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
No, I just am going to be needing a PhD tonight.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
If you saw who I was talking about, you'd go, oh, okay.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Taylor Hicks. Taylor Hicks. No disrespect. Billy Bob Thornton. Now. Because I think my beautiful, long-suffering boyfriend is so conventionally cute, cutiful, that it's like, I think it's like, it's allowed. Yes, it's a counterweight.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
In fact, if he's lucky.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
You let it stink up the place?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
The expiry date is long past.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
When was the last time you smelled one? Me? Face to face.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I've never seen a vagina up close.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
It's one of the, and they cover this in many movies. It's one of the most craziest things you could see.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
How would we know? I didn't bring mine today. It's in the car.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Oh, interesting. This is going to be a surprise. I don't like, as someone who loves blood, guts, shit, piss, boogers, I'm like, what are we, two?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I love nose.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I think it's like we're older than that.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
You know what I mean? That's so, I love this.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
There's an edit. That's so chic.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
And I love, I love mucoid membranes. So I love like a slick mucus.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Again, it's like, guys, really?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
No, I do this.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I think it's a medical procedure. You have to clear that out.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
That's actually crazy.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
No, no, you have to get in there. Sometimes you have to get knuckle deep and that's okay.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Oh, I was going to say they should make a nasal bidet, but that is what a neti pot is.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
That's what a neti pot is. That's what a neomed is. You know, of course.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Oh, this was going to be my last on my hands and knees begging for you guys to watch Twin Peaks. In its three season arc, it posits a theory of everything, spiritually, like religiously, metaphysically, that I legitimately agree with in life.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Because there was one episode you weren't on and it just happened to be the episode that your sister was on.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Everything is love, or love is the most important thing. What is it?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Because I don't think this is spoiling necessarily. Necessarily.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Necessarily.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I don't think this is necessarily spoiling anything. Necessarily.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
But you have to like then like write it like necessary. S-A-R-I-H. You know how to spell it. Necessarily. Necessarily.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Long Island. Pisces. Runner. Running. We like the same things. I guess when your thing is going to Vegas is seeing Kelly Clarkson. It could be yours.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
So like, yes, that love is actually the greatest unifying force in the universe. But, you know, Twin Peaks is the... I'm going to be so serious right now that it's going to make you laugh.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
That it's, like, the story of, like, who killed Laura Palmer, right?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
And I'm not going to spoil the great reveal of who killed Laura Palmer for you. Because that'll keep you on the hook for at least a season and a half.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
But, like, you know, there's so much, like... pain and violence and trauma towards this like young high school girl and towards like all the, the women in this universe or whatever. And there's like great pain and trauma. And while like love prevails, um, Basically in the great episode eight, season three of Twin Peaks, which is like the return, which happened. What was that?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Yeah. Really? A Las Colterista. You just know.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I don't know.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Don't small it.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Basically, he posits that true evil was unleashed into every dimension and realm of the universe when the first atomic bomb exploded. So that a new kind of man-made evil basically... It fractured all of the fabric of time-space and unleashed a new form of evil in the form of Bob, who is this demon that, you know, whatever, in Twin Peaks.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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It unleashed a new form of evil that like wreaked a new form of havoc on every universe.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Every universe of every timeline, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Yes. And so like that is the the like central conflict of Twin Peaks, which is said by, you know, General Briggs when he says, you know, there's this Bobby Briggs, hottest man alive. His dad is like a crazy, like military, like general who's like does shit with space or whatever. Oh, I'm not sounding smart. I need to drink Diet Coke.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
President Trump wouldn't be trying to buy Austria or whatever.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
But then, like, basically, he's worried. He's this, like, general who, like, is, like, you know, in charge of investigating, like, the link between, like, American, like, military hegemony and, like, nuclear mysticism, whatever, whatever. And he's like, my fear is that love is not enough.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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So that basically when mankind, emphasis on man, basically unleashed a new kind of evil into the world when we created the nuclear bomb, he's worried that love is not enough. And then that's kind of what, like, the return follows is, like... all these characters that you remember from 20 years ago, feeling this trauma in every dimension and every like time-space continuum, whatever.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Mariah Shania, does that mean I'm available too?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
And, you know, and this is why, you know, it's why Oppenheimer won the Oscar. And this is ultimately why, but this is what's crazy.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
More than ever.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Come. Wait, Vegas?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
That's crazy.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Episode eight should have won the Oscar. I'll say that. No, it couldn't have been nominated for Oscar. Maybe if you were announcing the Oscars, you could have just said.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yes, that is what I believe about the universe and like about religion and everything. It's something that David Lynch put in a fucking TV show that anyone could watch. That's amazing. And that's what culture is for me and for you and for you and for everybody. It's culture that's for everybody. It's not culture that you find in a little box.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
The queerdos. It is a culture. It's not just for the queerdos. For once. For once.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
And this is what brings it back to traitors.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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When you ask me, are people inherently good or evil? It can be answered in episode eight.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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The great disruption. And there were so many fractures and fissures in time space that this demonic force can really crawl in kind of whether or not you invite it. Because we've created man-made.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
No. Because of sitting on, remaining on the toilet. Remaining on the toilet.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
By the way, first of all, never once happens. And number two, guess how much it takes me to black out? Maybe four and a half point two sips of one gin and tonic.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Nobody in this room has more hemorrhoids than me. Nobody in this room.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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It feel, it's a disability. I'm not kidding.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Cause you have, if you keep moving, then it won't like.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Stop. Wait, can I even guess what it is? Yes. It's Heather Gay's Mormon book shirt.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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What is it?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Come on the pod, Lisa.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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At this point, they really are all invited.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Oh, no, not a Sherman tank, as they would like to think. Pancakes on the ceiling after a sip.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Talking about like culture and like caveman time.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Wait, who am I? Actually, Abraham Lincoln had Greek Versace plates.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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That was anthropology.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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She was on Lost Gulch. She was the last guest before you.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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You're so fucking stupid.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
You know what's so interesting? Well, I told you this. I actually don't want to say this on the podcast. What? Edit this. I'm only listening to music from now on.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I just am like worried about replacing my inner chatter with outer chatter. And so I have been replacing all talking in the ears with singing.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Well, to black out immediately.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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You don't listen to the episode and make sure you don't say anything bad?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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You'll leave a pussy on the shelf for too long. It'll start to leak.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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My brother, when I was growing up, he said that he thought pussy was a vegetable because my dad said it so much.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Because my dad would be like, get back on the field, you fucking pussy.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
This might be Long Island lifestyle.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
No, it just means like random sauce.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Girl. Girl. Hey, Peanut.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Talk about it, Arden.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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You know how I just said that there's only been one artist who has presented my theory of everything? I was wrong. It's your sister. Yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I was peanut and also yo sports fan.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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So I could just kind of like, you wouldn't really see the triangle.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Is that something? Yo sport fan, get me in whatever.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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It's a lot of fun.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
You're about to be like bowing on the toilet.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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What color would it be when it came out?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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You guys should do a Manosphere episode. All right.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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What is a Japanese pizza?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Would it be as amazing as Mary Cosby's avocado pizza looked?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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What can you say about a philosopher king?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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You can say a lot. I get why people join the cult. I just felt like she was speaking with such clarity this season that I thought that she was channeling. spirit. For real.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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But then she was like, Angie was like, hey. And she was like, you're right, I have abandonment issues. And it was like, great.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Angie is the star of the show. Yes, I would agree. She's top five housewife for me. Truly for me.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Carlton. Ra.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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That can't be my five.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Oh, fuck. I feel like I have it on my phone. I feel like I wrote this down on my phone.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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My favorite karaoke songs.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
This is a nice spread. You have Roni, Beverly Hills, Potomac, Salt Lake. You're missing what? You need a Miami girl in there. You need Adriana in.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
You know what? Actually, Marisol's mom.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Yeah, Elsa.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Wait, so what do I, Carlton, Ramona, actually Mary Cosby, Angie, and then Elsa.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Yeah, put her back in there. Because does it count? Does the body cam footage count as an episode of Housewives?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Because that is just like... It's so sad.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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It's just like, you don't get that kind of genius anywhere else in this world.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Talk about channeling the muse in the room. Like, be in the room where that happens.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Like, that is a top five.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Wait, your necklace literally not to be like this. Whoa.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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You guys, I have an announcement.
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"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
It's amazing.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Like this is what happens when you're off your phone. So we're actually referring to someone who literally just made a TikTok. But like when you're off your phone and just being you. And you're not like worried about how people perceive you.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Explain that. Because my mother was like, this is my gift to you in very Latin fashion. I'm going to give you a giant gold.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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To all my queerdos and outcasts and vagabonds and dragulators. Dragulators.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Dragulators.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
It's like, it's like, that is like, there's so many people who are trying to manufacture housewifedom. Yes.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
That game was made about her. That game was silly.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
I think it's like we're at a point with Housewives where push has come to shove. And it's like in order for anything to be, I think New York is evidence of this. It just has to be crazy. And that's why I do respect Heather doing that because she's like, well, it's the finale episode. We're all sitting at the table and it has to be insane.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Do you think she scripted that? No, I don't. You don't think she had a notes app on her phone that was like, guys...
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Okay. So cool.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I did like it because I just felt like Heather was like, I have I fucking left not a single chrome last season.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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She does. Because she wrote that. And it's like she was like the way I fucking tore that last year. Like the only way I can one up myself is if I do the craziest thing possible, which is she did the craziest thing.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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That's how I feel about Miss Gay. As everyone knows. My straight power fist.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Well, the YMCA, him dancing to the YMCA is like, is Brittany Bateman level.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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We are laughing. Give him a standing O. To the village people. You tore that. You tore this. You tore this. And you know this.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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But like, Brittany Bateman, they're a perfect cast because they're every archetype.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Yes. Of Housewife. And they're themselves perfect.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
But Heather Gay is not. And that is what Mary was saying, too. When Mary was like, Heather, you've changed and you're not, you know, you're not yourself. She's like, you are becoming too aware and too into the fandom and like you're Rihanna's favorite and you're performing and you're producing. But Heather like kind of needs to do that a little bit.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Well, wait until you find out about the power of Sarah Nicole.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Right, because you have Brittany Bateman. Like if everyone was Brittany Bateman.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And she's living, she's truthfully living her life as the wife of a beautiful game.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
That's my like alley.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Saying high body count hair, it's like, I actually take back what I said about Ms. Gay. Yeah. needing an Emmy for her writing, it is Angie. Because we're getting lines like, high body count hair, and we're getting lines like, one foot in the grave and another.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
By the way, the name.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Like she looks perfect.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
"Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)
Girl. Then they say, Rome was not built in a day.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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She built a hair empire because she was laying brick by brick.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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It is... By the way... A goddamn pillar!
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Go, go, go.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Rocking it out. I want a Rebecca nameplate that says Jewish American Princess while I'm Sarah Nicole.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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It's there. It's a healing journey. I'm in a real place of healing. I fucking love her.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I fucking love her.
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Cause like.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I fucking love her. I think she's the most stunning woman alive.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Oh. Oh. And how did that present itself?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Good for her.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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These are our A-listers.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And her scratch cornea really concerned me.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I'm saying this as someone who will be buying her, what is it, pink microphones that she's selling?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Okay, do you remember at the end when it was like during the finale when they put the title cards up, like what they're doing now, and they came by so fast.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Listen, we're all professional readers. Could not read that stuff.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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This is my first language.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Sarah Triangle Sherman.
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That was it, the triangle. I tried to get it out of the way. Because I knew everybody was going to be like, sorry, your readers are going to be opening the book and seeing that I had a triangle.
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You are crazy.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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No, she is actually a revolutionary housewife because she is showing you that you can be a positive, loving person and still succeed.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And you could have the most beautiful boobs on TV.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And you're the most gorgeously stacked person to ever be on television. Her body is insane body tea.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Her body is tea. Her body is Celsius. Her body is Diet Coke.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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What is going on there with Miss Thing?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Listen, I'm never going to shame an actor who wants camera time.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Say it for the hard-of-hearing Meredith Marks' people in the back.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Oh, my God. iPhone list.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I'm feeling naughty today. Naughty today.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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This is what I was saying about the title card. When it said at the end of the title cards, it said that she's coming out with listening, pink listening devices.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Because Brittany had bugged through.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Oh, fuck, I forgot. Luann and Sonia, yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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We can share the list. Sharae.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yeah, oh, yeah. Sharae Whitfield. This is the list.
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And I'm going to say Alexia.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Sonia. Like, how is Sonia not my number one?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yeah. And it's like, if we're like paying homage to what the show homage for the zoobie zoos in the room, it's like, that is what the show is. It's a soap opera. And she is a soap opera character.
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My soul left my body.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I did General Hospital.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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But Sarah was on General Hospital.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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That is the most iconic thing anyone's ever done.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Well, and talk about- You were on General Hospital? You didn't know this? I bet. I literally, I said, hey, I, hey, please. And they were like, are you like kidding? Cause you're a comedian. Are you kidding? And I was like, I'm 1 million percent.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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They were like, so they- She's a speech, she's a speech therapist.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I come in for one episode, can't do a serious face going, cause you know- It is true what they say on soap. Like in soap operas, you know, at the end of a scene, it holds on everyone's facial reactions.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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You're being evil.
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It's like all reality and like pretense melts away and you forget where it is.
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You should get in there. You would be amazing.
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And guess what they do? 100 pages of dialogue a fucking day.
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It's crazy.
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Do your respect speech. Put respect on that with the soap opera actors. What were you saying? Respect speech? That you just did earlier.
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I respect the hell out of those actresses.
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Lisa Rinna.
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I did when I hosted my game show, my hamster game show.
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Yes, they were. Yes, they were.
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I was my co-host, Kyle. Shout out. Shout out. He did soap operas and he was like, bitch, you have no idea the level of acting talent. He said that all of his co-stars could, when they were like, hey, you know, the director would be like, can we get one single tear rolling down your cheek? They would go, which I didn't.
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But it's like they're forgetting that it's a game. No, I love that.
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You could do that, though. You could. Which I, you could.
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So at the end of every scene, like they literally do the whole, like hold for reaction, hold for reaction. But my crunchy ass literally doing this in my reaction shots. They're fucking amazing. I couldn't believe, everyone is so fucking amazing at acting in General Hospital. It's like in.
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It is like one take. Done. Everyone's off book. Day of. Day of. They get the script. And then they go, got it.
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And I've legit never been more nervous in my life. Because you're actually with pros who are like, they do this every day.
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Screaming. Hilarious.
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I guess not.
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It's crazy. Good. Okay. So for those reading, listening, watching. Matt wants me in General Hospital. Badly. Done. Bowens. General Hospital. Done. Substance?
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Monstro returns.
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And then Monstro Eliassi wants to work at Starbucks and she's just got to be a girl getting her shit together in West Hollywood and like roommates.
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I don't know.
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But, like, so I went to the movie with my friend Eris, who, like, does, like, amazing. I'm sorry. Eris?
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Eris Tor? Oh, wow.
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E-R-I-S, Eris, they.
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Who left last year because he was so overwhelmed.
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Eris, but, like, the Final Fantasy character.
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Yes. My friend Eris, who does practical effects, who did all the practical effects, and Sarah Beck. We went, we went together. And when that happened, legit stood up.
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Yeah. I didn't think people in the theater we saw it with were like screaming, laughing the whole time, but I don't think they, they didn't, they, they didn't feel like they had permission to stand and cheer, but it's cheer. It's cheering. It's cheering. Yeah. Yeah.
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And now this is a circuit.
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And that was like the encapsulation of the problem, which is like people, they're forgetting that it's a game and they're like, literally like you're literally being evil. And I'm thinking you're a traitor.
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So this is like, you know what I mean? It's different. Yeah.
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I was like, this rules. I love that movie. And I loved Demi. Oh, I loved Demi.
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Can you believe?
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That's crazy.
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How old is anyone?
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I'm bouncing around. I'm so crazy. But I was like, it just scared me to think that we wouldn't be bringing this up. My neighbor. Wait, this is so back. This is not what we're talking about.
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What? My neighbor is a brain scientist.
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Legit. Sometimes I am kind of like, should I knock on her door and ask her if it's normal that I can feel the veins in my eyes?
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Knock, knock, knock.
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Not me getting an aura ring and refreshing the app every five seconds.
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But everything is. everything is because actually isn't all reality culture number 94 it's not the brain but everything is we've never had a rule like that like the gate itself yeah yeah well all I'm saying is that all reality is consciousness so period wait can you walk through that it's just like we could all be like literally in my dream right now
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Sorry, we could all be in like Trump's dream.
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It's like, I just, I'm sorry, I can't get over that he had fucking YMCA.
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The movie. Oh, wait.
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I pledged to watch that.
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And did it get like a little bit where people worried about it?
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They're still worried about it.
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And Sebastian Stan's Oscars, I'm sorry, Golden Globes piece was like, we cannot move in fear. Is this leaf distracting?
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I just, I have more proof that that's the funniest word in history. Chikorita. The that.
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I was your friend and you, I was offended by that. And I was offended by that.
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Wait, what was it?
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Yeah, I can't quote that. That's one of the craziest moments.
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Garbage horror?
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Garbage horror.
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The fact that she came back from that with, like the fact that- Oh yeah, it's unbelievable.
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Wait, so then how have they healed from that?
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Girl, when fucking Heather said about Whitney, like that she's a piece of shit.
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You're being evil right now. Wait, do you guys think, like it's like Dorinda's acting evil right now.
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Oh, two things I want to say. Please tell me when... I'm afraid that when people see me, they see Bronwyn.
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Like, when Bronwyn walks into the room wearing Ronald McDonald's... It's a costume.
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And it's like forgetting the fact that it was, well, that's why they have to say Alan Cumming chose. So that they remember that evil is not inherent. It's a construction. Because then they get lost in the sauce and they go like, they start crying. They're like, I have to leave because evil is afoot. To think that people could possess evil.
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But you don't see, that's not what I'm like, right? When I walk in with my eye sauce on his head, it's like you don't see like hot dog on a stick.
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I think that you're Lisa and you're Meredith.
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I'm crying.
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You look like a trampoline with eyes.
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How can you not laugh? It's like, I feel that way, by the way.
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Who's Pagliacci? Can you do me a really big favor? Can you look up Doctor Who. Like a skin stretched out person.
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That's trampoline with eyes.
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Wait, can you do this thing? Insert image here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pop.
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Oh, yeah. Subscribe to Lost Culture Recess here.
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Okay, my neighbor who's a brain scientist.
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If we're brave enough.
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We have to go to work.
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Me, by the way, me really too.
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Pussy grabs back. You thought pussy was sitting on the shelf? Well, guess what? It was sitting on the shelf so long in the cabinet in the dark that it became one of those potatoes with the little arms growing out.
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That's actually really good. Scare him off a little bit.
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And this actually goes into the other second thing I had to say with coming into the studio with a gun.
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I'm going to say the culture that was for me. When the pussy's on the shelf, David Lynch, wish you could drag that.
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Okay, so my neighbor's a brain scientist.
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She said that global warming.
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That's why my brain's always rolling around in my head like a marble. Yeah, exactly.
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One time my boyfriend drew a picture of me that was little peanut head and me screaming, pay attention to me. And he called it peanut head bitch.
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Or like... Wait, you got obsessed with that one bomber.
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There's something like amazing about... No, it's an amazing moment when you transform. I just, it's like ever... It's just like, listen, I am grateful for this job because so many things, but the fact that for a job I get to wear a wig and go, oh...
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There was a wig that was so perfect on Sarah that, and I don't mean to like out you as anything like narcissistic.
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I texted you guys and I was like, so when are you going to ask me what culture is for me?
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I did the substance mirror thing. Yeah. But positive. But positive. You did it, but you were like, oh, oh, oh.
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I felt about when I had my Tina Turner wig. I had a Tina Turner wig in that Pongo sketch. It was insert image here.
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And one time I had to wear a Reba wig.
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And it was like, I was kind of like.
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Not per se. But in a way, well, all actresses have, you know, it was kind of channeling. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That was amazing.
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When you were singing in the hallway and it was resounding and reverberating, I was like the all funny drained out of my body. And I was just living in like pure, honest moment. And I was just like, wow, that's really kind.
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What did your neighbors say?
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Okay, okay. Go pee, girl. How bad is it?
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Okay, so my neighbor said that climate change, you really can tell that- Is here.
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Really, Trump? Come on now, girl. Greenland.
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Do you want to talk about it again? And it explains actually how I feel about the nature of good and evil.
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Get real. Greenland, really? Leave it alone. Really?
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She said that global warming, you know that global warming is happening because dogs have, dog bites are up. Because they're, the ozone, dogs like are breathing in ozone and it's making them go crazy. And the first thing I said was Bronwyn.
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Yeah, no, literally. You know what's crazy?
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You know those dogs were named after Let Me Be Frank. Like, they're young dogs.
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But don't those dogs look like newer than that?
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I thought all of her dogs looked really young and I was like, that's crazy that she named them that recently. I am looking at the dogs and they don't look old enough to be from OG seasons.
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This is the laughing episode. Well, it can be explained. Let's just take a moment because we're about to miss the worldwide meditation because we're recording this podcast in honor of David Lynch's memory.
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They took the substance. Group minds, group minds. Group minds, group minds. When you can get in a rhythm, ride the wave, babe. One foot in the grave and another on appeal.
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You know what I mean, banana.
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Time was an evil man. Kyle hey girl girl.
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Girl, you got to speak truth to power. Yeah.
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She's the power.
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Just speak. Be honest.
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Say, okay, say I'm gay or say I was gay for a second or say Mauricio cheated on me with Dorit. Just say it.
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And you know what? You know what? I changed everything. That woman was mauled.
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You know what?
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You said that like Yoda. The phrase goes, I'll believe. Just someone look at me dead in your eyes. It's too funny. That's too funny.
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Kyle by Nosferatu.
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Britney could have played that.
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My top two of the year are The Substance and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Period.
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It's about to rack up. I think I was literally thinking I was sitting on the toilet as I, you know, as I do, as we all do.
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And actually, did you find out? That's what I was going to say.
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Did you know you're not supposed to sit on the toilet for longer than 10 minutes? Have you ever?
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I really do. And you actually know about mine, too.
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Bowen, would you say that you were dry as your mother's vagina?
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What am I thinking of What Remains? Is that an Oprah's bestseller?
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Does anyone know? Could anyone do the stand up set by heart?
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Get your lighters up.
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Is that an Oprah's bestseller? What Remains.
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Yes, that was amazing.
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Does anyone have the capability of Googling?
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You think the comedy cellar was built in a day?
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What Remains.
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No, her house is too pointy. I would be afraid.
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What else? What else? Your head. What else?
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I'm a visual learner.
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Oh, awesome. What Remains. Another thing I've accessed in a dream.
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When I look at her house, I go, if I was too high, I would fall and hit my head on one of those pointy marble slabs.
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Don't bring kids into my refrigerator house.
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And then her mom ate guacamole and said, my green ice cream or something.
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What was her name? Like, I don't know. Tippi Hedren or something.
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I feel like it kind of was that. What was it?
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What did I say?
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You're thinking of...
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Mine's like, you guys are going to have to edit it out. It's going to be so fucking brutal.
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And I'm speaking my truth. You know this is true. I know the clock is running out. I'll take my time.
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Santa Maria Novella. I don't think so, honey, that you reformulated my patchouli. I have been wearing the same patchouli from Santa Maria Novella for five years. I went to go buy another bottle, spray it on me. I go, I'm sorry, why is it not spraying sticky? Why is it not so sticky? Why is it not coming out smelling like balsamic vinaigrette and stank? and rank. Why does it not?
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It couldn't be that.
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Why does it smell nice? Why does it smell like a dog peed on me? You changed it. I called the office in Italy. They've been making perfumes there in an apothecary. Monks make the perfumes since the 1600s in Tuscany. Five seconds. I call them and I say, you reformulated. They said, no, we didn't. I go, but when I spray my shirt, it's not stained brown because that was old formula.
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You're thinking of The Good Earth by Pearl S. Buck.
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My old patchouli formulation. You used to spray it on your shirt. There would be a big brown stain like you spilled soy sauce on you.
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Just the way I like it. This is just too brutal.
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I legit think that's what I'm thinking of.
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The bottle would be so sticky, brown, sticky all over like syrup. You couldn't even touch it. I used to be able to walk into a fucking elevator and everyone would go, whoa, whoa. Get a job, hippie. And now it smells nice. And then they gaslight me, and I call, and I was like, hey, you guys.
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This Italian woman is like, no, it's the same. I email every email.
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Buongiorno.
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Mamma mia, that's a patchouli pizza.
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No, I'm not. Actra down.
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I do think we do have to be taking a moment for Last Culture East to say David Lynch.
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So you know what I have to do? I have to go on eBay. I have to Google Santa Maria Novella patchouli. And guess what comes up? Bottles literally with one tablespoon of the patchouli left. And I'm buying it for $150 because that's how badly I want it. And everybody knows. And that's why everyone on eBay is upcharging.
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Because they're buying and they are trying to upsell thimbles left of this old patchouli formulation. So I beg you, Santa Miranda, I know the platform that this podcast has.
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I know what the power of Las Culturitas is. So in conclusion. I don't think so, honey. The gaslighting of women on a day, week like this.
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Because remember how upset I was?
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Well, I found... This is what fucking happened. Then I found the bottles on eBay that people were reselling the half empty bottle. But now everybody's caught on that the patchouli is different. But how does every... So now there's less on eBay.
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I don't know. I literally... There's like... There's... There's someone for everyone out there. There is someone for everyone. And it just, they change it and it smells like nice. And I liked when I smelled like vinegar. I used to smell, when I used to come into my office. I used to smell like patchouli. Just keep breathing and breathing and breathing and breathing.
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When I breathe in, I smell patchouli.
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Well, I just put vinegar, soy sauce, stinky socks, dog pee, cat pee. And now it smells like grass. I don't think so, honey. It's smelling like nice grass.
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Am I time restarted?
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The hemorrhoid of the penis hole.
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It could be Logan Roy going to the brain and drive you piss crazy. What?
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He went piss crazy on that one episode.
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Kendall. Kendall. Kendall. That is just, that's Long Island.
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You know, I just remembered that you guys.
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the fifth grade talent show, my friends did a dance. A dance to hit y'all. And they were like, Sarah, you can be in the back and press play on the boom box.
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You should. You know why you guys should? You love beautiful women and you love intrigue.
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I legit am tired from laughing.
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Hey-ya. Uh-oh. Hey-ya.
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And our music is by Henry Kaburski.
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And I don't want to spoil anything, but basically in the larger, in the three season arc of Twin Peaks, you guys are looking at me so seriously.
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I just think that it's like you guys really take women's like voices seriously.
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You guys are actually like really evil.
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I think I would. No, because remember every time in a sketch, I have to act serious.
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Thank you for saying that. It's like, she's acting crazy. She's a genius. Right.
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But in fact, she is. Deep down a genius.
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But do the face that I do when I'm trying to act serious.
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Because it's like, we are on stage doing a comedy show, by the way.
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I happen to be laughing. And then they're like, oh, you're in a court scene. And so I'm like.
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Ruby McAllister did call me at 10 a.m. the next morning and said, did you know that you actually looked like a supermodel? It was like insane.
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You've never looked more beautiful.
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And I was like, no, I know. My arms are just so skinny. It was like insane. Yeah. When you have a hunchback, it like kind of like does the optical illusion where it's like your arm actually starts here.
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Nosfer Sarah.
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Heroin chic. Nosfer Sarah too.
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Monstro Sarah Nicole Sue.
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When you say title of ep, this is how I know you're a professional. The way it rolls off the tongue without barrier.
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The first thing that happens when I'm having a laughing attack is sweating before laughing coming out of my mouth.
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So I'm like, you can probably see it glistening and think it's like a dewy sheen, but I'm profusely sweating because I'm laughing so hard.
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Oh, I think he's on like crack.
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Can I tell you guys actually something that I was too afraid to admit like four minutes ago?
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As soon as they- Spoiler alert! As soon as they, stop watching. As soon as they voted off Dorinda, I literally, this was, I was watching with my boyfriend. I went like this.
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I can't keep, I can't hold my attention.
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They fucked up. That is fucking up.
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Wait, who? Because then.
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That's crazy.
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No, I'm not kidding. Every time my boyfriend, and I'm straight, by the way.