Sage
Appearances
I've Had It
No Teenie Weenie
Hello, Gin Pumps, Kylie. Y'all, I've really had it with people making eye contact with me in the security line at the airport. Like, don't fucking look at me, dude. Look at your phone. Look at the floor. Close your eyes if you have to. Stop looking at my face. Stop making eye contact with me. Like, it's fucking annoying. Every 10 steps, we're going to be face to face.
I've Had It
No Teenie Weenie
Don't make this harder than it needs to be. And maybe just like a general, I've had it. Man, quit looking at me in general. Like we're not about to have a meet cute. You're not going to be staring at me like I'm a piece of meat. And then I'm going to be like, oh, let's fall in love. Oh, we fell in love at the airport. He just wouldn't stop staring at me. You know, we're married.
I've Had It
No Teenie Weenie
It's never going to happen. Stop looking at people. Close your eyes. I've had it. Thank you.