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Right now, panel, it's time for you to answer some questions about this week's news. Joyelle, bad news for people who want to take advantage of the low fares and clean, austere aesthetic of Spirit Airlines. A new policy says they won't let you board if you appear to be too what? Pretty? I don't know. Close enough. I'm going to give it to you. The answer is sexy.

Exactly, you know? Laughter

Exactly, you know? Laughter

Exactly, you know? Laughter

Spirit Airlines, this is true, has announced a you're not leaving the airport wearing that policy. You cannot board if you have a bare midriff or exposed breasts or buttocks or are wearing see-through clothes. This is unreasonable. If I could afford clothes, I wouldn't be flying Spirit.

Spirit Airlines, this is true, has announced a you're not leaving the airport wearing that policy. You cannot board if you have a bare midriff or exposed breasts or buttocks or are wearing see-through clothes. This is unreasonable. If I could afford clothes, I wouldn't be flying Spirit.

Spirit Airlines, this is true, has announced a you're not leaving the airport wearing that policy. You cannot board if you have a bare midriff or exposed breasts or buttocks or are wearing see-through clothes. This is unreasonable. If I could afford clothes, I wouldn't be flying Spirit.

They have not explained that, but they believe it is distracting to other passengers.

They have not explained that, but they believe it is distracting to other passengers.

They have not explained that, but they believe it is distracting to other passengers.

And here's the thing. You're sitting together in a tube. Having flown Spirit Airlines, the one thing you very much want while flying Spirit Airlines is to be distracted from the fact you're flying Spirit Airlines.

And here's the thing. You're sitting together in a tube. Having flown Spirit Airlines, the one thing you very much want while flying Spirit Airlines is to be distracted from the fact you're flying Spirit Airlines.

And here's the thing. You're sitting together in a tube. Having flown Spirit Airlines, the one thing you very much want while flying Spirit Airlines is to be distracted from the fact you're flying Spirit Airlines.

Really? Dad, gross. By the way, you're also not allowed to have lewd or vulgar tattoos.

Really? Dad, gross. By the way, you're also not allowed to have lewd or vulgar tattoos.

Really? Dad, gross. By the way, you're also not allowed to have lewd or vulgar tattoos.

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