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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
A man who rents himself out so you can beat him up and impress your date. Your last bit of business comes from Rekha Shankar.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Really? Well, welcome to our show, Matthew. Let me introduce you to our panel this week. First, she's a stand-up comedian whose Peacock special, Love, Joy, is now available on JetBlue flights. It's Joyelle Nicole Johnson.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
All right, these are your choices. Somebody has come up with a pretty lucrative side hustle providing an unusual but it turns out much needed service. Was it from Joelle Nicole Johnson, a woman who will come to wherever you are and return the thing that you bought but now you do not want, including restaurant dishes.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
From Adam Felber, a man who will show up and pretend to threaten you so you can pretend to beat him up so your date will be very impressed with your manliness or womanliness, whichever. or from Rekha Shankar, a woman who works as a family judge, who'll be at your house when a fight breaks out, she will leap in to decide who is in the right.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Which of these is the real story of a side hustle we found in the news?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Oh, wait a minute. Okay. You thought that Choice B, that was Adam's story, right? You thought that sounded like dating in Chicago? Does this happen to you all the time?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
All right. You're just going to pick Joyelle's story. Okay. Joyelle, of course, that is the story of the woman who will come to wherever you are and return what you do not want, no matter what they say about it. Well, to bring you the correct answer, we spoke to someone who knows a lot about this real story.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
no way yes way she gasped yes way it turns out adam was telling the truth as i tried to indicate he didn't want me to get a point she's a chicago and i was on her side but none i also know like i think your reaction to like the idea of like somebody hiring somebody to beat them up was like oh that's old hat i've seen that a million times i can't be the real
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
That's all right. Well, anyway, you have not won our prize, but you did win a story. Not only did you win a point for Joyelle, but I think you have endorsed a brilliant business idea.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Because as I heard you describing it, I was like, I want to hire that woman today.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Absolutely. Thank you so much for playing. Take care. Bye-bye, Alexis. Bye-bye. And now the game where we ask people about things they know nothing about. We call it Not My Job. Amber Maycutt grew up as a young woman in New Jersey with an odd interest, taxidermy. They thought she was crazy, but after years of work, she has now become, quote, the taxidermist to the stars.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
We're delighted she's joining us now from her not-at-all-creepy studio. Amber Maycutt, welcome to Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. Hi. It's great to see you. You're appearing on our screens from your studio surrounded by some of your work, which is very impressive. First of all, we saw that you were called Taxidermist to the Stars. What exactly does that mean? How did you earn that title?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Can you describe, without breaking any confidences, what the kind of work you've done for some of these people?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Next, he's a writer for stage screen at something called Books and is also the co-host of the podcast Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone. It's Adam Felber.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
I'm sure the goat heads are very popular with the whole heavy metal genre, right? They all need the goat heads.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
I mean, I think people should understand this, that when we're talking about your taxidermy, for the most part, we're not talking about what they're thinking of, which is like, I don't know, a deer head, you know, mounted above a bar or in a cabin somewhere. Could you describe your work and what makes it special?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
You know, I didn't look closely before, but I'm going to say that's exactly what that is.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
So I have so many questions. Let's just focus on Justin Long's raccoon with the cowboy hat and the finger guns.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Hey, Adam. And finally, making her debut on our panel this week, she's a TV writer who also plays Dungeons and Dragons on Dropout. She's making a feature film, even though nobody asked her to. Please welcome Rekha Shankar. So you're going to play Who's Chayuki? This time, Chayuki Iyanson filling in for Bill Curtis is going to read you three quotations from the week's news.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
So that was like your idea. It's like Justin Long's like, God, he saw that. He was like, I must have that. And so he could just stand in front of it in his own presumably palatial Hollywood home and just make little pew pew noises, right?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
So you came up with it. Where did that come from? Were you like thinking about raccoons and going, you know what would make them even better?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Do you have, can I ask, some people come to you now with commissions, right? They say, we want this.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Can you tell us the weirdest thing you've been asked to do?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Can you make a mouse look like their boyfriend? yeah like make different you know their outfit basically and like records that they like they're holding and it was rat boy summer recently is there like the taxidermists have like their own aesthetic like what what makes a great taxidermy what do you what do you even call it a great work of taxidermy yeah a mount a good mount a good mount thank you
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
I mean, obviously, you're so deeply invested in this. I, myself, growing up in a different part of New Jersey, I have a problem with stuffed animals. Because I'm one of those people who, for example, you're in a room right now where there are a bunch mounted on the wall behind you, heads and eyes looking. Whenever I look away, I assume they're moving their heads to stare at me.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
And I turn and I look back and they're immediately still again. I find it discomforting to be near all those completely still animals. It's creepy.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Oh, you're welcome. It was an act of courage on my part. Thank you. Well, Amber Maycott, we have invited you here to play a game we're calling They're Alive. So as we have been discussing, you specialize in putting deceased animals recreated in people's homes. So we thought we'd ask you about three instances of live animals getting in there. Get two out of three right.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
You will win our prize for one of our listeners. Are you ready to play? Sure. All right. Chioki, who is Amber Maycott playing for? Larry Gold of Minneapolis, Minnesota. All right. Minnesotans here. Here's your first question. An Australian family was surprised when a koala got into their house, especially because it took them a little while to notice it. Where was it?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
If you can correctly identify or explain just two of them, you'll win our prize. Any voice from our show, you might choose on your voicemail. Are you ready to go? As ready as I can be. Here we go. Your first quote is somebody celebrating a supermarket purchase. I just got approved for financing on a dozen. That was BuzzFeed actually talking about the record high price of what? Is that eggs?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
A, on their couch next to a throw pillow with a koala printed on it. B, hanging on their Christmas tree as if pretending to be an ornament. Or C, sitting on top of their ceiling fan until that is they turned the ceiling fan on.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Yeah. They get around. I'm going to go with A. You're going to go with A, that it was on their couch next to a koala throw pillow. And they were like, oh, I guess we have two koalas. Oh, you pick it up because you're choosing B, hanging on their Christmas tree?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
That's right. Oh, wow. Nice. It was like hanging on the Christmas tree. They like trees. It makes sense, all right? Good. All right. Next question. Some people actually welcome wild animals into their homes, including some surprising people. Like which of these?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
A, Britain's King Charles, who not only lets red squirrels into his Scottish estate, but leaves jackets hanging on chairs with nuts in the pockets for them to find. B, Jamie Foxx, who has a deal with local animal control for them to bring any captured foxes, naturally, to his house. Or C, Peyton Manning, who learned to imitate six different mating calls so he could attract animals to his patio.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
I'll go with A. You can go with A. Britain's King Charles, you're right. Yeah. He loves those red squirrels. He says, sometimes when I leave my jackets on a chair with nuts in the pockets, I see them with their tails sticking out as they hunt for nuts. They're incredibly special creatures. I just thought of a great gift you could send him.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
All right. Last question. You're doing very well. It's not just houses that can have trouble with wildlife. A high school in Little Rock had a bat infestation but dealt with it quickly and decisively. Just by doing what? A, changing their mascot from the running rebels to the fighting bats. B, enrolling the bats as students, which allowed them access to state funds to get rid of the bats.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Or C, just ceding control of the school to the bats and making all classes remote for a while. Yeah. C. Yes, exactly right. It took them about four days to clear out the bats and clean up everything and bring the students back. Joki, how did Amber do in our quiz?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
That's great. Before you go, do you have any projects you're particularly looking forward to?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
You do. You have no favorites. among your many, many animal friends. Amber Maycutt is a taxidermist to the stars and the founder of Brooklyn Taxidermy. You can see her work at brooklyntaxidermy.com. I recommend it highly. Amber, well, thank you so much for being on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. In just a minute, Chokey puts on a chunky cable knit sweater and steals your heart.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
It is eggs. Eggs have hit a record high price. They're expected to rise by at least 20% more this year. This makes grocery shopping so difficult. You have to go to, like, Stop and Shop for everything else and then hit Sotheby's for the egg auction. This week, the average price for eggs hit $7 a dozen. Well, you know what they say. If you want to make an omelet, you need generational wealth.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Thank you, Shioki. Thank you, everybody. In just a minute, we try out the hot new thing everyone is talking about, limericks. If you'd like to play, give us a call. 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924. Right now, a panel of some more questions for you from the week's news. Adam, an Iowa lawmaker introduced legislation to protect citizens of that state from what grave danger? Tidal waves.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
You're close. It's a coastal phenomenon? It is very much a coastal phenomenon. Oceanic phenomenon, usually. Tsunamis. No. Big waves. No, it's something you find in the ocean, not the ocean itself. Sharks. Yes. Yes. An 18-inch shark bit an employee at a private aquarium in Des Moines, so some legislators reacted by trying to make petting sharks illegal. Sounds like victim-blaming to me.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Nobody's going to arrest the shark. The new law would have made it illegal to allow a member of the public to pet a shark and also incurred steep fines for allowing your shark off-leash when you're not at the shark park. I agree with that last part. Yeah, I know. I hate it when you go to just a public park, regular place where kids are, and people are letting their sharks just run around.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
By the way, if you're curious what kind of shark is only 18 inches long, it's called a fish. Sir, you got bit by a fish.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
It was like, oh, yeah. Rekha, this week we learned an effective and new way to flirt that scientists claim is very effective. All you have to do is go up to someone and do what?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Can I have a hint? Oh, you're asking me for a hint? Are you flirting with me? Which is a hint.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
I'll give it to you. Asking for help. That was an evil laugh.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Could you get me out of this well? I'm married. Yeah. No, apparently they say the best way to flirt with someone to attract their attention and possibly their interest is to ask for help. That's why they made jars so tight, people. You've got to pick the right question, though, the right request for help. There's a difference between, oh, hey, what's the way to the subway?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
And what's the best way to keep my two wives from finding out about each other? There are kinds of asking for help that probably don't work with that.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Adam, the World Monuments Fund lists historic sites that are endangered by development or climate change, things like that. This year they added what surprising place to their watch list? Mount Rushmore. No, I'll give you a hint. Maybe they think it is really made of cheese and it'll go moldy? The moon? The moon! The moon? Good news, they're trying to protect the moon.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Bad news, we're about to screw up the moon. Wait, oh, is this so that we can't run little missions there and build domes and stuff? Well, sort of.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
The idea is, yes, space tourism is getting closer and closer to reality, and it's not the World Monuments Fund that's worried about the moon itself, but they want to protect the sites on the moon that memorialize human activity, you know, that we left there when we landed.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
That includes footprints, of course, the famous footprints of the moon, the abandoned equipment we left there, and even the astronauts' trash and, yes, their poop. Right?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
We do. It's fossilized. Oh, no. It's just pretty much, I believe, because of the lack of organisms and such, exactly as we left it. Fresh as a daisy. Oh, wow.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Coming up, it's lightning fill in the blank, but first it's the game where you have to listen for the rhyme. If you'd like to play on air, call or leave a message at 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924. You can catch us most weeks here at the Studebaker Theater in downtown Chicago and come see us on the road. We'll be at the Walt Disney Theater in Orlando, Florida on March 20th.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
For tickets and information to all our live shows, go to nprpresents.org. Hi, you're on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Well, how are things in beautiful Tacoma? I've been there. It's a great place.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
That's okay. You know, it's a beautiful place. I'm assuming you spend a lot of time outdoors. Everybody does there. What sort of things do you love to do?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
I see. You know what's fun to do is just give them a little head start. Yeah.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Well, Claire, welcome to the show. Chioki Ianson is going to read you three news-related limericks with a last word or phrase missing from each. If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly, and two of the limericks will be a winner. You ready to play? Yep. Here is your first limerick.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Vomit? Yes, vomit. Museum officials in Denmark announced this week that an amateur fossil hunter has discovered 66 million year old vomit. Scientists say that the petrified puke dates back to the time of the dinosaurs, most likely a freshman dinosaur during orientation. Welcome to Jurassic Barf.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
This fossil consisted of parts of an animal called a sea lily, and scientists were able to confirm the sample was in fact vomited out because it was found next to two other fossils, a predator and another predator that held the first one's hair.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Well, what makes them worth $11? It's like orange yolk. Oh. The yolk is orange. As opposed to the sad gray yolks that we've been getting.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
No, they found the little parts, and they were able to examine the parts and realize that those parts had been digested. There were chemical signs.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Yes, indeed. Very good. According to fashion experts, the hot new look for winter is the bulky sweater worn by Billy Crystal in the movie When Harry Met Sally. Because what says I am young and trendy like something a 76-year-old man wore 37 years ago? LAUGHTER
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Prices are up because there's a big shortage. It's due to bird flu, a lot of other things. And this is true. A lot of grocery stores are limiting each customer to just two cartons of eggs. And even worse, some are just selling Lucy's.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Speed. Speed, yes. New Balance, Puma, and Hoka are all offering the hottest new trend in footwear, speed loafers. Basically, the shoe is a loafer on the top, but a running shoe on the bottom. It's not athleisure, it's athbusiness. It's a look that says, this guy is ready to run, but he physically can't.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
They're loafing at speed, yes. Choki, how did Claire do in our quiz? With all three right, Claire has got the rhymes. Congratulations. Well done.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Thanks so much for playing. Take care. Thanks so much.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Now onto our final game, Lightning Fill in the Blank. Each of our players left 60 seconds in which to answer as many Fill in the Blank questions as they can. Each correct answer now worth two points. Chioki, can you give us the scores? Joyo and Adam have three. Rekha's got two.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
So that means, Rekha, you're in second place all by yourself. So the clock will start when you begin your first question. Fill in the Blank. On Wednesday, electric car company Blank announced it fell short of earnings estimates.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Right. This week, coffee giant Blank began taking steps to eliminate 30% of its menu.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
This week, officials in Uganda confirmed an outbreak of blank in that country.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
No, Ebola. This week, a 71-year-old man in Japan who robbed over 60 houses explained to police that he only did it because blank. He was bored? I'm going to give it to you. He wanted to look cool. According to a new study, frequent blank use affects your memory. Vape? No, marijuana. On Monday, the Louvre announced they were creating a dedicated room for Da Vinci's blank.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Yes. This week, a man in Georgia was trying to get a refund after he ordered a drill online and instead received blank.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
A piece of paper with a picture of a drill printed on it.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
We were wondering, it's like people who walk in and go, just 24 eggs in one day?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
The man was shocked when the drill he ordered from Ali Express arrived, and inside the box there was just a piece of paper with a printed picture of a drill on it, and if that weren't bad enough, all the little printed pictures of the drill bits it came with were in metric. Oh. Oh. Joki, how did Rekia do for the first time on our quiz?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
We can end it right here. All right. I'm going to randomly pick Joyelle to go next. Here we go, Joyelle. Fill in the blank. On Wednesday, the confirmation hearings began for blank, Trump's pick to lead the Department of Health and Human Services.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Right. According to officials in Massachusetts, blank flu is now widespread in the state.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Right. On Tuesday, a White House spokesman confirmed that the blanks seen over New Jersey were in fact normally approved by the FAA. The diners. No, the drones, but they do have diners. They have diners in New Jersey, but they're not floating yet. In what they're calling, quote, a bold new identity, Athletics Australia announced they were changing their name to blank. The koala bears.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Australian Athletics. Okay. On Thursday, Fox confirmed it was charging up to $8 million for ad spots during the blank. Inauguration? The Super Bowl. Oh. On Thursday, it was announced that Stevie Wonder and Billie Eilish had been added as performers at the Blank Awards. The Grammys? Right. This week, the Johnstown Flood Museum in Pennsylvania announced they were closing indefinitely due to Blank.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
A burst pipe led the Johnstown Flood Museum to announce they were closing down indefinitely, fortunately. Most of the artifacts and historical documents were unaffected by the flooding, which mainly caused damage to the carpeting and drywall, but you can learn all about that at the newly opened Johnstown Flood Museum Flood Museum. Jokey. How did Joyelle do in our quiz?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
They're valuable. They're valuable, exactly. You just buy them and hold them, and I'm sure in a couple of years they'll be worth even more. All right, your next quote, Matthew, is from Timothee Chalamet.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
I did that for her. I know. How many then does Adam need to win? Four. He's going to win. No, here we go, Adam. This is for the game. On Tuesday, stocks plummeted after the release of DeepSeek, the new Chinese blank platform. AI. Right. On Wednesday, Donald Trump announced plans to detain 30,000 migrants at blank. Guantanamo Bay. Right.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
This week, eight hostages were released from captivity in blank. Gaza. Right. On Monday, a new lawsuit alleged that one of the wildfires in blank was started by a spark from a utility tower.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Right, in Los Angeles. This week, a woman in Alabama won free donuts for a year from her local Krispy Kreme by blanking. Eating a dozen donuts at Krispy Kreme. No, by giving birth in their parking lot on Monday. That's all I got to do? Really, that's all we'll take. On Monday, the city of Osaka in Japan announced the citywide ban on blanking. Hugging. Smoking.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
On Wednesday, NASA warned of a new blank that could hit the Earth in 2032. Asteroid. Right, after a homeowner in China refused to sell his house so the government could build a highway, the Chinese government compromised and blanked. Built a highway around him. Exactly right. Yes, they just built the highway on both sides of his house. So his house is like on this little tiny median.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Apparently the guy wanted more money for the house, so he refused to sell and the government said, okay. And they just built the highway around him. Four lanes coming up, splitting in two, going around his house and rejoining again. It's a classic case of my way is the highway. Convenient. Jokey, did Adam do well enough to win? Oh, yeah.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Well done. In just a minute, we're going to ask our panelists, now that eggs are too expensive, what will be the next surprising breakfast staple? But first, let me tell you that Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me is a production of NPR and WBEZ Chicago in association with Urgent Haircut Productions, Doug Berman, Benevolent Overlord. Philip Godeker writes...
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Our limericks, our public address announcer is Paul Friedman. Our tour manager is Shana Donald. Thanks to the staff and crew at the Studebaker Theatre. BJ Liederman, composer. Our theme, our program is produced by Jennifer Mills, Miles Dornbos, and Lillian King. Special thanks to Blythe Robertson and Monica Hickey. Our tiny Tim is tiny Peter Gwynn.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Our jolly good fellow is Hannah Anderson, Emma Choi. is our vibe curator, technical directionist from Lorna White, our CFO is Colin Miller, our production manager is Robert Newhouse, our senior producer is Ian Chilog, and our executive intern is Colin Campbell. And the executive producer, wait, wait, don't tell me, that's Michael Danforth.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Okay, panel, now that the eggs are so expensive, what will be the surprising new breakfast food? Joelle Nicole Johnson.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Chalamet was talking about how he prepared for his role as what famous singer? Nobel laureate Bob Dylan. That's right, Bob Dylan. Despite appearing in the movie A Complete Unknown as Dylan with the physique best described as, when he took his shirt off, I was worried about him. Timothée Chalamet says he gained 20 pounds to play Bob Dylan. How can that possibly be?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Maybe he has like this amazing dump truck. He's never turned toward the camera.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
There you are. And everybody appreciated your dedication to the craft. The thing is, who thought you would have to gain weight to play a young Bob Dylan? His favorite food back then was cigarettes.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Oh, my goodness. Whether or not he did it, isn't this like a thing to get an award? Because isn't it true, right, that your odds of getting an Oscar are always increased if you had to make yourself either older or uglier to get the role? The denier factor. Right.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Really, when you think about it, it does seem unfair to the homely community.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
That was from a recent study that finds psiety is a growing problem. That is the anxiety that you're going to miss something when you do what? When you go to the bathroom?
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
According to a new survey, 51% of people put off going to the bathroom for fear of missing something fun. This is why if I'm in the middle of like a great conversation, but I got to use the bathroom, I say, hey, everybody, let's take this to the toilet.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Thank you, Chioki. Thank you, everybody. Thank you. We've got a fabulous show for you today. Later on, we are going to be talking to Amber Maycutt, known as the taxidermist to the stars. Now, among the many things we have already learned from her, stuffed animals are not actually stuffed. No, they're just trained to stand there very still.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
And people start plying you with more drinks, right? To make you go again. Yeah.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
I'm going to stop. I want to hear your story. But anxiety is better.
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Right. So you're not having P-xiety. You're having like P-yearning.
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You're like, this movie stinks, this party is awful, but soon I will be urinating. Yes.
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I understand. I understand. And besides, you don't need to stop a conversation when you go to the bathroom. That's what FaceTime is for. All right. Jokey, how did Matthew do in our quiz?
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Right now, panel, it's time for you to answer some questions about this week's news. Joyelle, bad news for people who want to take advantage of the low fares and clean, austere aesthetic of Spirit Airlines. A new policy says they won't let you board if you appear to be too what? Pretty? I don't know. Close enough. I'm going to give it to you. The answer is sexy.
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Spirit Airlines, this is true, has announced a you're not leaving the airport wearing that policy. You cannot board if you have a bare midriff or exposed breasts or buttocks or are wearing see-through clothes. This is unreasonable. If I could afford clothes, I wouldn't be flying Spirit.
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They have not explained that, but they believe it is distracting to other passengers.
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And here's the thing. You're sitting together in a tube. Having flown Spirit Airlines, the one thing you very much want while flying Spirit Airlines is to be distracted from the fact you're flying Spirit Airlines.
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Really? Dad, gross. By the way, you're also not allowed to have lewd or vulgar tattoos.
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Coming up, our panelists make some beer money in our Bluff the Listener game called 1-888-WAIT-WAIT-TO-PLAY. We'll be back in a minute with more of Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me from NPR. Get more done with Grammarly. Download Grammarly for free at Grammarly.com slash podcast. That's Grammarly.com slash podcast. Find your push, find your power with Peloton at OnePeloton.com.
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We are always eager to hear your tricks of the trade, so give us a call. The number is 1-888-WAIT-WAIT. That's 1-888-924-8924. Let's welcome our first listener contestant. Hi, you're on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. Hey, this is Matt calling from Auburn, Alabama. Hey, how are things in Auburn, home, of course, of the university, right? What do you do there?
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Thank you, everybody. Thank you. Right now it's time for the Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me Bluff, the listener game. Call 1-888-WAIT-WAIT to play our game in the air or check out the pinned post on our Instagram page at WaitWaitNPR. Hi, you're on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.
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What are the most of the amazing things to do here in Chicago? What do you like best? Oh, my favorite place is the Cultural Center, actually. It's that Tiffany Dome that does it for me. It's fabulous. That free museum right in the middle of downtown facing Millennium Park. There's an art installation there, yeah. It's fabulous. One of the many jewels of our city, for those of you who don't know.
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What is the city paying you, Peter? Not enough. Well, welcome to our show, Alexis. You're going to play the game in which you must try to tell truth from fiction. Choki, what is Alexis' topic?
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It's nice to make a little extra money in your side hustle, you know, like a lemonade stand or tax evasion. Our panelists are going to tell you about a unique side gig we read about in the news. Pick the one who's telling the truth and win the weight-waiter of your choice in your voicemail. Are you ready to play? Heck yeah. Heck yeah. Let's do it. Let's hear first from Joyelle Nicole Johnson.
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A woman who is paid. To return or send back things you don't want when you don't have the gumption to do it, your next story of a little something on the side comes from Adam Felber.
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WWDTM: Amber Maykut
Oh, okay. Now, I was worried because I thought that meant you taught robots, and I think, frankly, they're smart enough.