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Mike Russ

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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

TDS Time Machine | Best of Steve Carrell - Part 2

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The white T-shirts... can be lizards 12 feet high. These are friendly. Some are friendly. Some want to eat us.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

TDS Time Machine | Best of Steve Carrell - Part 2

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This is one of the reasons why I'm out giving lectures. I want the child missing children stopped on this planet. I would love it.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

TDS Time Machine | Best of Steve Carrell - Part 2

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Yeah, and humans. Bob Hope. Oh, that's Bob Hope. He literally runs the child buying and selling.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

TDS Time Machine | Best of Steve Carrell - Part 2

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Well, as I'm using a laser pointer here, he's got pointed ears here. His nose is pointed and his chin is pointed. And all you have to do is exaggerate it. He's British. He's here to control a great deal.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

TDS Time Machine | Best of Steve Carrell - Part 2

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That's worse yet. You have to understand that the British never liked the tea party when we dressed up as Indians. Mm-hmm.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

TDS Time Machine | Best of Steve Carrell - Part 2

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Oh, that's great. It's an example of how they float their cities on other planets. See, I'm moving this. I can't even touch that. OK.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

TDS Time Machine | Best of Steve Carrell - Part 2

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There's a lot of things you need to learn how to reverse, I told you. So Jar Jar Binks backward would be?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

TDS Time Machine | Best of Steve Carrell - Part 2

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Rajraj? Just reverse it 180 degrees. It's just a trick.