Maya
Appearances
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
I don't think so. Like, you know, he's been, like, using the apps and stuff, and, like, he's brought a couple of girls, but, like, I haven't really, like, hung out with the group in a couple of weeks, you know, like, since Eric and I broke up.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
I mean, like, a little bit. Because someone else in their friend group literally was doing the same thing to me yesterday. What?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Uh, I mean, it was Rick, but... Oh, come on.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Yeah, like, it all just seems, like, really fast and really weird. And, like, now that Carter's doing this, like, is this, like, a joke? You know what I mean? Like, is this some weird thing?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
I guess I'm just still very confused and caught off guard. And like, I've only been single for three weeks and like, I think maybe I need like, I need more time away from this group.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Oh, hi. How are you doing?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Oh, I'm good. What's up?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Um, what party was this?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Um, I don't, I don't know. a party. Um, yeah, whatever.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Yeah. Yeah, thanks.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. Cool.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Oh, you want to gauge my interest in you? I don't know.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Carter, I need you to take a breath. Are you asking me out right now? Is that what's happening?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Am I? Does Eric know that you're doing this? No. You know, he and I dated for like three years and aren't you guys like good friends or something? Isn't there like a bro code or something?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Okay, well, I don't hate him.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
Carter, are you single right now?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: There's Something About Maya
That's a good point. What is going on? I don't understand what's happening, like at all.
The Ramsey Show
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I only have, as of today, probably about $1,000 to my name.
Upstairs Neighbors
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No, that's some real shit you just said.
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No, that's some real shit.
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A big ass arena shot? Like, no. I'm like, mama, they was playing the Rose Bowl. Like, I don't know. I don't know if they had the monitor out, but yeah.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Yeah, yeah. Like, the one girl, what's her name, that Justin Bieber would do? Where the Beliebers at? One less lonely girl. That was rude as fuck. That was rude as fuck.
Upstairs Neighbors
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See? And we'd just be shooting the shit. Everybody was like, y'all are going to crush it. I was like this. Oh, we'd just be talking. Have you guys seen the meme? And it's like, it's a picture of an arena. It's like... my view of One Direction fully shaved. Have you seen that? And it's all like, row 220, like, no balls. And that's real shit. No, that's some real shit.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Girl, anyway. Me backing up, I'm like, anyway. Fine, fine. Because I'm like this, hey, like everyone, shit.
Upstairs Neighbors
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And I'm glad we can all, like, talk about it now, you know what I mean? Like, bitches were shaving.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Like hella shaving nothing. Like, I don't know. It's whatever.
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We went to the, and can I just preface this by saying, just so it really brings home the divinity of this, I went to the Glendale, I was like, Dawn, let's go to the mall. In a recession, she says, proudly, let's go to the mall. Literally, $10 to my name, two maxed out credit cards. I was like, they looking for me. They waiting for me over there.
Upstairs Neighbors
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And I went to find this long-sleeved, I'm like, this long-sleeved shirt, okay, that I, oh my God, thank you, that I found literally three out. It's part of the story, it's part of the story. All right, boo. Because the tears, I went in and I was like, I just need one black long sleeve boat neck shirt. You would have thought I was asking for Da Vinci's fucking code.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Like I literally was in every store like, y'all ain't got a black long sleeve in this bitch. And they didn't, but I did walk out of every store with something else. Do you know what I mean? Like that's, I walked out with these pants. Thank you. Anyway, I'm like, not funny, not funny. Gonna be eating literally ice for the rest of the week. My make it watch, hey, fuck it. I'm like, hey, fuck it.
Upstairs Neighbors
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No, ice chip salad. Right. But that said, we were about, I'm trying to think of the number I'm willing to admit that I spent yesterday, but let's just say it was like ballpark like $300, okay? Some light. Some light when everything's abundant, right guys? Yeah. I'm like money's coming, money's flowing, right? Yeah, okay.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Fucking crazy.
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So anyway, buy this fucking long sleeve, literally ATP, like I'd already transferred money from my savings, you know what I mean? Like you know when you do that thing and you're like, I'm gonna just spend this much because it's in my checkings and then I start transferring, I was like, we gotta go. Found this fucking long sleeve, we're walking out, hella bags, take it away.
Upstairs Neighbors
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No, no, I'm really like, woo!
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and I'm having a good time you guys also came literally the day before our one year anniversary which has been like some crazy shit so it's giving like season finale my loves like tomorrow we're I was about to say some crazy shit um tomorrow we're celebrating and we're living life and we're gonna still be alive yes yes yes we're gonna be celebrating life playing dress to impress yes we're playing dress to impress tomorrow and you know what
Upstairs Neighbors
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And I saw that $50. 50, you do not have, mama. The realty is you do not have a $50 fucking cash piece of cash unless you're literally like big boy, big bust down. Like nobody has $50 in cash. Nobody has a 50. Nobody has a 50. Nobody has a 50. Let's be for real. Let's be for real. Like you hella broke a hundred. Like that's crazy. That's crazy. But there was like fat stacks.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Like it was like, like we were standing there like.
Upstairs Neighbors
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It's gone. And we stalled for a cool three minutes.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Here's the thing though, here's the thing, I'm gonna keep it real. Cause I will say that I immediately was like, no. And like, I, in my honest heart, like I'm like, I did not say it was an easy fucking, like I'm not saying that I was like, oh yeah, like whatever bitch. But my thought process was literally like, we sat, we thought about it. And at first we were like, yeah, you know what I mean?
Upstairs Neighbors
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But then it was like, genuinely the thought that had me like, let's go to the car. was like, if I pick this shit up right now, and a fucking camera comes out, and they're dead ass like, oh, bro, like, we just trying to see what you would do, like, if we drop $400, and I'm not ready to be like, yeah, bitch, I took, I wasn't ready, you know what I mean?
Upstairs Neighbors
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Like, in my head, like, I played that out, and I was like, I would hella be like, oh, no, I'm sorry, I feel so, and if that's what you're doing, go ahead and let that shit sit.
Upstairs Neighbors
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I'm like, that's my truth, that's my truth, that's my truth.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Like, that's not cool. That's ridiculous.
Upstairs Neighbors
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This bitch was like. I just remembered. This bitch gonna be like, let's just like put it on the. We can just pick it up and put it on the. I'm like, mama, once you touch that money, it's over. Right, right, right. Like, where were you going? Where were you going?
Upstairs Neighbors
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oh guys we're literally playing it on my macbook pro no so i'm like when you hear that shit trying to fly i'm like um y'all get it like no like we're gonna hit post through my computer's gonna explode like so get in while you can about five minutes but anyway um we're here in hollywood and i just felt like it was appropriate if you like you know if you listen to the pod the story's like cooked as fuck but like this is like where dominic met like as on some crazy shit like on some crazy shit on some like outside the bar shit like on some like
Upstairs Neighbors
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No, we watch hella bitches walk by. And I was like. Y'all niggas ain't even. You don't miss your blessing. You don't miss your blessing, bitch. Because we had like on the car after we were like.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Fucking drive off. Cause I was just, and y'all know, y'all know me. But I was just like, you know what? Like, is this really what we trying to do? Right. Like this is what we trying to tell the most high. Like I got to get down and pick up. And, and mind you, even if it was just like the hundred and the 50 and like two, two, like that would have like dead ass, like.
Upstairs Neighbors
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But I was just like, ain't no way like karmically, I'm like, I know there's better.
Upstairs Neighbors
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That was not changed though. See, but that's what made it harder. You know, and that's what made it feel like it was a test. Because I was like, $300? Y'all don't give a fuck. If I literally dropped $300, I would literally take one step and be like, my leg lighter, my leg lighter. Like, what the fuck are we talking about? No, dead the fuck ass.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Like, I literally would have been like, where's my fucking money at?
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I'm going to hold on to that shit.
Upstairs Neighbors
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No, like the air was still.
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Like, burn some incense ass, bitch. And I'm like this. I'll let you know. I'll let you know when somebody pay me $400 in cash, okay?
Upstairs Neighbors
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i'll let y'all i'll post it on gram all my all my so i'm gonna be like see i told y'all like i'm like this see i told y'all like i'm not like it's gonna come back guys like don't worry don't worry and hope it do and hope it's or god was literally like or double it and give it to the next bitch because what the fuck i look like picking up two hundred dollars in cash off the floor with four hundred dollars worth of bags bitch that ain't that was not two hundred doll hairs
Upstairs Neighbors
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That stuff was... It was 200 USD, babe. It wasn't doll hairs. That was real money that we saw on the floor. Like, dead the fuck ass. Like, but, you know. I'm sick of this shit. Anyway, moving on. Speaking of criminals, guys, I'm sorry. Can I get two minutes to talk about... Okay. Can we do five? Guys, no motherfucking shade, like no shade. But the, have y'all seen the new Luigi pics?
Upstairs Neighbors
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Oh, I don't have my fucking phone, bitch. I literally go like this. Y'all, what the fuck? No, like dead ass what the fuck? I have like never seen ankles that have like- No, and see, that's how I knew my shit was giving spinster. Like I literally saw those ankles and I was like, ah!
Upstairs Neighbors
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No, I was trying to corncob that shit. I was like, girl, whatever. Girl, fuck you. Girl, fuck. I don't give a fuck. Hey, go tell... No, like corn cobbing on the cuffs. Anyway, but all I'm saying though, death fuck ass.
Upstairs Neighbors
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All the way to the bone. No, I'm like, girl, give me a spoon. I'll get that nigga out quick. Give me a spoon. And real bad. Fucking a spork expedited. No, it would have been like... No, y'all would have literally heard me like, starting from my apartment digging. Like, I'm like... Because it's just like, on some real shit, on some real shit, you know what I mean?
Upstairs Neighbors
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On some serendipitous shit. On some beautiful ass shit. We held like, right?
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Like, I'm not even trying to be the bitch that's like, but like, genuinely though, like, on some real ass shit, give a fuck. Give a fuck about a nigga. Like, big Birkin bag, whole five, six figures. Like, he literally had me like, that ain't even fucking fair.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Everybody has those days. Thank you.
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And I just like, I just wonder how much he really like knows because it really gives like, he got like old money face. You know what I mean? Like he got like an old money face card where he don't even like, he's just like what?
Upstairs Neighbors
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No, and they'd let my ass go too. They'd be like, who put this bitch in here? I'm like, all right, see y'all. I'll see y'all later.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Yeah. And I'm like, we got to tell one more, add one more detail. You know what I mean? It makes it sweeter.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Like, y'all, I need Cetaphil Gentle Cleanser, seriously.
Upstairs Neighbors
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If you want to get out that hoe, yeah. Guys, I heard he's getting out, though, for real, for real, because they didn't read him as Miranda, right? Y'all heard of Miranda? No!
Upstairs Neighbors
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Like he, again, like it's not even because like I've seen TikToks, TikToks, literally TikToks. Like he got me started. I'm like, it's not even because I've seen, it's not even because of the TikToks. It's like, if I saw him at like a coffee shop, like it would be fucking silent. Like it would be silent. Do you know what I mean?
Upstairs Neighbors
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Like, you know, when somebody is so fucking bad, like, and I know they must feel it, but like when people are so bad that you'd be like, Like, hell in line, like.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Put the best in your walk. No, like, mucking. And so I'm like, mama, like. He can't, he literally can't go nowhere.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Ain't no trying in this bitch. You either bust it open or you're not.
Upstairs Neighbors
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I'm like, and who gonna get him first? Like Fashion Nova men? He about to step out like, I'm free. Like hashtag Fashion Nova men.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Misogyny's back.
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I was like...
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i just don't i don't like that because it feels sinister it feels sinister and it's just not like like i'm like i i don't it's just it's almost violent like i just don't like when i see like a hot ass man oh man it's crazy person hey because i'm like i'll take whatever but like when you see because i don't even want to speak i don't even want to speak peace on men's names like that's just stinky like serious but i'm just like when you see like a like a like a
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like a baddie that literally like overcomes your spirit. Do you know what I mean though? Like I'm being dead ass. Like you literally see somebody so bad that you're like. Possession. If I, like if I could have you. If I could have you, I would want you.
Upstairs Neighbors
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No, that's what that was giving. And I was just like, that shit low key pissed me off.
Upstairs Neighbors
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And that's like really, and it's so funny, because I don't know if y'all saw outside, they had that like court thing, and you could like argue. And we were literally spending 20 minutes trying to figure out something we don't agree on. Like we were like, yes, oh, yes.
Upstairs Neighbors
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That's the fork in the road for us, for sure.
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Well, because in my head, I'm like, bitch, YOLO. Listen, one of these days, I'm going to drop over dead. And so I'm going to try. Do you know what I mean? And also, here's the thing. Let me try to convince you a little bit. Because here's my thing. When somebody's like really sick, nasty, bad, like pull that shit the fuck out, bad, like bitch, like you're bad. You know what I mean?
Upstairs Neighbors
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Like nobody's denying you're fucking bad as fuck. As fuck. As fuck. I'm like, okay, so I shoot my shot and I fuck and I miss. Thank you.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Oh wow, oh wow. I'm getting money. I'm like y'all ain't got no table here. But they did have Capri Suns in the green room.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Y'all are going to hell. She's going to hell. I love women. Like, I love when women, like, dot, dot, dot, insert something, like, period. No, I was also, like, uncharacteristically, like, fucked up outside the club. Like, also was on my way out.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Like, Maya just looks at you, like... Because, personally, for me, in my house, like, I'm one of those drunks where, like... I'm like, y'all ain't ever loved nobody before. It's just fucking weird. I mean, I feel like that's usually my thesis on life. I like to live, laugh, and I like to love when possible, but off the core, I'm like, I'm about to kiss you. I'm about to kiss you platonically.
Upstairs Neighbors
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah, depending on who. They have fine shit. Oh, sorry, go ahead. No, no.
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Y'all weren't here for the pre. Oh, you weren't here for the pre. No, because I'm like this, we're still here.
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And funny. Oh, do they? And funny. A comedian. Guys, raise your hand if you're dating a comedian. If you would date a comedian. Raise it high. Yes, if you would. Nobody in the back. Raise it higher. Higher. With pride. Okay, so maybe I'll go find him. Shit.
Upstairs Neighbors
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And I'm like... Hella throwing egg in your mouth. Like, open up. You're like, bitch, I'm about to... I don't even want the fucking shrimp.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Insane vibes.
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Oh, wow. I'm like, y'all can make noise. Like, it's safe.
Upstairs Neighbors
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No, because that's some real shit right there. That's some real shit right there.
Upstairs Neighbors
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what no i'm not like i'm like no i'm not bitch like don't say that seriously oh my god and i'm also like the idea okay i don't know if this is just me but the one thing about having me saying the one thing about having a kid right okay amongst other things about having a kid that like stresses me the fuck out is like so they gonna like look like me for real do you know what i mean like hella can't even just like drink like if i literally was two beers in and like somebody this big walked up to me with my face i'd be like
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Like, that shit would have me like... Like, you know what I... Like, dead ass. Dead ass. Like, God forbid I fucking smoke a joint, bitch. I'm literally like... Like, oh my God. No. No. No. Thank you. Thank you. That would fuck up the feng shui crazy. No, that would have me literally like... I'm like, no, no, no.
Upstairs Neighbors
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And that's some real shit that you just said right there.
Upstairs Neighbors
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Right, we can't, yeah, we're not going to assume the role knowing that, yeah.
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Not sure about that at all.
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No, because I'm like, do you remember the little books in your opening? You like touch it with the pen and it would like say things.
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Yeah, but it was like fancy because it was like paper.
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Well, and that's the thing is like, I guess we'll see.
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Baby in blue light glasses. Yeah. Girl, anyway. I mean, because I guess we'll see. Because the kids that grew up literally brain on mush mush, they don't speak yet. You know what I mean? Brain on mush mush?
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But that's not what it's doing. I know. Fuck. So there you go. I don't know if it'd just be like, color, sound. I'm like, okay, dumbass. She about to be shook up when you need tactile skills, my love. It ain't easy out there picking up a fork and shit. Shit ain't easy. Be serious. It's not easy.
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Velcro shoes ain't easy either.
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I'ma boot you up, go like this. No, like the kids that be cooking and shit though. That's what I'm saying. Oh my God, I haven't been on that in so long, that TikTok. The girlies, you know the girls who be like straight up, like their kids be in the kitchen, like with the knife, like cutting that shit. I'll be like, okay.
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It started with this. It did. It did. Motor skills. Anyway, we weren't going to do like a hot or not, but I'm kind of itching to know.
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have you guys well well okay so we do this thing when we're live where we do like a hot or not and it's basically just you guys can tell us like something that you would like to know if we think it is hot or if we think it is not for example luigi maggioni hot as fucking god jesus yes thank you hot with description i'm like does anyone have anything i would love to open up the floor but if not you know i mean i'll just keep fucking talking oh hi feral jeans
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I tried on a pair and I almost... So, okay, my question is like, what makes them barrel? Girl, it's the barrel. They cuff at the bottom? No. Oh, wow. So I'm like this, y'all see my shit wide, right? Like, I didn't know. I didn't know. Like, it's giving. It's like an old-timey cowboy.
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Wake it up. Okay. Okay. A barrel jean. A barrel jean. I have one. I think I own some. Wake it up. That are old. They're old. They're old.
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I didn't know.
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No, wake it up. I'm like, yo, with our chest, we all friends here. We all friends. I'm like, we all friends. There's red dots on everyone's head. So they're raw. If it's raw, make some noise.
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I don't know. I didn't know there was barrel.
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They're actually very fucking in right now. No, they're T as hell. Well, then there you go. I'm like, lying out her teeth. I'm like, there you go. Anything else? Just barrel jeans. Oh.
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Oh, bad babies. Oh, well, hold on. And hold on. Because I'm about to do the I had the iPad first. You bitch. Because when I used to, there was a time when I played Gucci flip flops, bitch, you would have thought I was fucking Rosa Parks, bitch. I'm being dead fucking serious. I used to play Gucci flip flops, like turn this shit up and everyone would be like, stupid bitch.
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I'm like, but did you hear though? Gucci flip flops fucking hit your bitch in my socks. Check the wrist watch. Diamonds dripping off of the clock. What the fuck? So with that being the Old Testament, the New Testament tour too, like I ain't gonna hold you.
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Will the girls be playing?
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And I'm just, like, I don't really know. Like, I'm living for the era of diss tracks because I get to, like, listen to them and, like, enjoy them. But also, I just, like, don't know what would, like, possess you to make a fucking diss track. Like, why would... Why would...
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Yeah, you should have put on some barrel jeans, ho.
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No, like my fucking bad. Like, I didn't know. Yeah, no, she could have became like a real church baddie after that. Yeah, it's a weird ass fight to fight. Like, it's just a weird fucking fight. Like, I don't know.
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Not too much. Because the sets were recorded. Back on track, guys. No, because y'all about to get us. They about to get us. Well, like, low key, because if he's feeling me. Like, when I see the blue and red flashing, I'm like, Dom, Dom, they got you, babe. Okay, because, like, here's the thing. Not you, though.
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Bama Beauty. Thank you.
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Well, and like give it two weeks. Give it two weeks. It might drop.
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I guess it's giving hot. Anything else? I'm like, anything else? No. Oh, I'm like, no. No, I see you. I'm like, yeah, I see you. Hi. What are your thoughts on this paper?
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Yeah, I'm like, shit. What she said.
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And I'm definitely, like, hearing the whispers of Miss Tate McRae, like, more. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like I'm seeing her more. So, like, perhaps I will study. But I am also, like, not of the pop persuasion. So...
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Hey, and same, and same, and same. The snaps, the snaps. No, because that's some real shit you just said. That's some real shit you just said. That's some real shit you just said.
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That's some real shit. I will say I did not know that she's white.
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Oh, she's Canadian. She's Canadian. Bitch. Bitch. Final thought, final thought. That's not American white.
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No, that's some real shit you're saying. That's some real shit.
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They do give cinnamon.
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Because she's like brown and then brown hair, no?
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What is she ethnically? I'm like Canadian ethnicity. See, I'm in disbelief. What is she? What's your parents? No, let me see the parents. What's your real name and your stripper name? Like Caucasian.
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Well, she need to get in the stew, bitch, shit. Well, she is in the stew, but the tanning booth stew.
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And in a conference room, babe, at the Hilton.
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on the game with the fucking macbook pro bitch like i don't know meow and that's really unfortunate any anything else anything else i'm like they ain't got no timer in this bitch i'm over here like and then um yeah and then yesterday well actually i think we're cut oh are we cut as fuck yeah that's she's gonna shrug her shoulders see that's why we in trouble when y'all walk out we're on the cop car like this like i'm like um
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Well, if this is it, I'm like, well, if this is the last thing we ever do, if this surprise is the last thing we're ever doing. Guys, the season finale into the one-year bust down, tomorrow, genuinely, I'm like, this has been the realest year ever. Ever. Ever, ever, ever, ever.
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Not the Hollywood improv.
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It's a privilege and I'm just very, the gratitude is very real and it's overflowing and we will show you that gratitude, I guess, by playing Dressed to Impress tomorrow. I'm like, that's all we got, y'all. That's all we got. 6 p.m.
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Hey, girl. Hey, girl, you must have been talking about me because I'm funny and bad, too. I'm like, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Anyways, back on track. Back the track up. Sorry, I just had a flash.
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guess we both did guess we all ate shit you know what I'm saying um but thank you for coming and for supporting us and um I just hope yeah I hope y'all do everything you've ever wanted to do like it's real shit out here you know yeah period end of story you can do anything like if we can do this shit and I know you can do anything like why the fuck we have to improv I was on the shit like Eddie Murphy um like I was like Ellen did you oh how the greats have fallen laughing
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I was like, going to put ours up there in the frame, like, oh, wow, yeah, okay, bitch.
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For sure. That's why they don't do that shit in MO. Anyway, yeah, thank you guys. Love you guys so much.
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It depends who tells the story, but yeah.
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And by rat... Well, and hold on, because here's the thing. This man, he was just a guy, okay? Like, I don't know where the rat allegations came from. He was just a man. Like, he was just a man. let's take a live poll, live poll, live show, live poll. See, because that's not fair, because you might be like, he's a rat, raise your hand if he's a rat. That's not fair, that's not fair.
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He was a gentle, he was giving like, and let me be honest, guys, let me be honest. I was literally turnt as a bitch, so she was talking about this guy before I'd even seen him. She was like, whoa, whoa, and I was like, what? I was like. And then I saw him for maybe one photo in my brain. But he was like, you know, white guy, blonde. Five, six, with the two, I don't know.
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Well, not even with the two, with a loving disposition, I don't know. Here's the thing, it's not even about the height, right?
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It was a problem when I said bitch. Like, okay, right.
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No, because what it's really giving is I'm like, okay, so we done get on the mic, I'm gonna tell y'all real shit every week and it's funny. Women's problems are funny, you know what I mean? I'm like, oh, I guess it's hilarious. And it's funny, yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, oh my God, hello everyone. I'm like this, my Shaylas. Jesus Christ, this is crazy, this is crazy.
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I just was like, you know, it's hard. It's hard to go up to somebody and be like, hey, can I see something, you know what I mean? Yeah, I know. And let alone, I couldn't even fucking hear. Apparently, he was hella talking to me, and I was like, he was, and I was like, shh, enough. Which is, like, call this man out his name. I really did. Out his name. Like literally it was like, move.
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You, I would have been like, whoa, whoa. I wasn't, you know what I mean?
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Yeah, yeah, we'd have to turn it up.
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He did so much for us, and he'll never know.
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Load up, people. And I can't say I disagree, and I will say, even just thinking about this, it brings up, y'all, there's real scams on the street right now, okay? I've been getting toll ticket tags, blah, whoopty scoopty scoop, okay? But let's talk about the real scam. Woo!
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And I'm being so fucking, okay, let me paint another picture. I'm like, let me paint a picture next to your picture in the museum. So I'm at this party, like turn the club up, turn the club up, right? And like somebody's here who was in that story. And I was sitting, I was sitting on a bench, me and Keelan, and Dom for a second, and then she left, which is fine.
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We're allowed to do that, because usually you shouldn't live in fear, you know what I mean? And I saw this guy, like I saw this, and see, I saw this guy like look at me and then like whisper to his friend. And I will say, like, I'm coming out of my, like, you know, I really, like, walk around, like, oh, my body, she's shaking her pants. Like, I was all, like, what the fuck?
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Like, I was, like, what are you looking at me for? Like, I was, like, um, something in my teeth. Like, what the fuck? But then I think if I remember correctly, I said to Keelan, I was, like, if this guy comes over here right now, like, I'm cooked. Like, you remember. Because one thing about me, like, I couldn't, at least two years ago, like, ever say no.
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Like, somebody would literally be, like, give me your fucking money. I'd be, like... And then I hella go home like, it was fucked up because it was giving that. So I just knew if he sat down, I was like, bitch, I'm buckled in. Whatever he say, I just don't have the strength, bitch. I'd be scared. You know what I mean? So he came over and he sat down. Kiki cuckoo. And I was like this.
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I was like, my homeboy right here, do you want to say something to him? Like, what's good? Keelan was held like this too. Yeah, and then da-da-da-da-da. Was not even looking. And see, that's on some disrespectful shit. Because I'm like, girl, if you ain't going to fuck with the whole crew, you're definitely not fucking with me. You know what I mean?
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But that was just like the test in my head because I was already gaslighting. I was like... you know, maybe he's just trying to be cool, like whatever, he ain't trying to like see no panty or nothing, you know what I mean? But like when Keelan was trying to talk and he was like, anyway, yeah, I was like, ooh, it's sinister.
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Well, and it's sinister, but then here's what they do, here's what they do. We chomping it up, we kiki-ing, I'm vulnerable, okay? I can't say no, I'm vulnerable, like let's be fucking for real. I literally texted Dom, I literally texted Dom, help. So she comes over, and I'm like, oh, my friend's here, I gotta go, whatever. He's like, oh, yeah, before you go, let's connect.
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Ooh, famous LA words, let's connect. Let's connect. I'm like, oh, I'm like this, dap me up, that's a connect. Like, okay, like whatever. But here's the thing, right? Let's connect, innocent enough, maybe he thought we were talking about something, period. I don't fucking know. But then it got sinister, like a hush fell, a hush fell, when I literally go, okay, give me your phone.
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He said, no, give me yours. Ooh. Been there. If you ever, because I got two stories like this. If somebody ever says, no, give me your phone, Mama, you're a scammer. Because here's the thing too, is it's like, if you was just confident in whatever fuck-ass vibe just made you ask for my fucking number, you should have been like, oh, she gonna follow me back. Like, we could give me your Instagram.
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No, he really said, give me your fucking phone. I was like, um, so I did. Because at the time I really was like, girl, like, okay, whatever. Like, dude, whatever. Like, whatever. He literally followed himself. And he stood up and I blocked him and then I walked out. I was like, we got to go. We got to go. Because if he finds out, if he goes to check, I ain't going to be there.
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People found spots. And I love when great things happen to other people. Right, I'm like, okay, that's awesome. Not what happened to us at all, but anyway. Or Sav had to. Sav had to get cash because we live in, I don't know, 800 BC. I was like, girl. And we were all like, Venmo? Zo? He was like, cash. I was like, fuck you. Please. No, Bitcoin? I'm like, hold on, let me sign up.
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And that's just like the kind of behavior that I just hope everyone like really, bitch. And then another time. Sorry.
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Bitch, another time. Oof. And if you're here tonight for some reason, I'm like this, it's love. You gotta understand, I gotta tell it, come on. This other time, bro, same situation. I was at a party, kiki-ing with this person. And I was hella like, yeah, no, I'm not, no thank you, whatever. You know what I mean? Doing that. This is the upgraded version of the story. I was like, no, but you know.
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But then this part. But we could chill, you know what I mean? It's cool, I'll be here, whatever. Whoop-de-whoop-de-boop-de-boop-de-scoop. So then, on my way out, they're like, okay, well, yeah, I would actually love to hang out. Oop, don't say things you don't mean. I would actually love to hang out, like, let's connect. I was like, all right, fuck it, let's connect.
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Once again, and by this time, I had the trauma on me. They were like this, and I was like, ooh, my phone hella died. Flash on, I'm like, my phone dead. I was like, I'm sorry, bitch, my phone dead. They literally, I was like, let me see your phone. You know what I mean? I got trauma, bitch, let's flip it around. Mama. Like, y'all bitches didn't grow up, like, stay on Twitter.
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Like, if I was going to a party that I even fucking thought Luke Cummings was going to be, I'd block him. You know what I'm saying? Like, he's giving that. Because mama, tell me why I literally type my name in the phone. That's just a follow back. And I was like this. And see, here's the thing, because I personally, I don't give a fuck. We all people, I get it. It's all love. One love.
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You know what I'm saying? Coexist. But I literally had to hit them with the, oh, you already follow me.
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oh that that hush was the one that no because see how like i was hurt too like that shit hella had me like this must be a mistake right like i don't know why like right because then at that point bitch you've been so like thirsty thirsty thirsty like this could not even quench you but i get but i get it like it's a walk that bitch like almost so if i literally if harry styles was in that back corner right there i'd be like
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Y'all know that? Do you know that guy?