Mauricio Umansky

Seriously.

Seriously.

It's like, and look. Watch the way they can fold a diamond into toilet paper. You go. You show them, honey.

It's like, and look. Watch the way they can fold a diamond into toilet paper. You go. You show them, honey.

Erica, you're mixing your influencer jobs.

Erica, you're mixing your influencer jobs.

It's like, what are all these pictures of Halloween?

It's like, what are all these pictures of Halloween?

Should I put a shirt over my sleeveless thing? I just didn't get a spray tan.

Should I put a shirt over my sleeveless thing? I just didn't get a spray tan.

Like, hold on, hold on.

Like, hold on, hold on.

Can we just talk? Can we just talk for one second?

Can we just talk? Can we just talk for one second?

And she's like, oh my god, it's not lost on me that Sutton was berating me for leaving Bose's wellness day and now she wants to walk out?

And she's like, oh my god, it's not lost on me that Sutton was berating me for leaving Bose's wellness day and now she wants to walk out?

Well, I feel like I don't want to be left out. I'm going to go over there. I'm going.

Well, I feel like I don't want to be left out. I'm going to go over there. I'm going.

And Bose goes, oh, well, and that equals calling her a bitch in the house? I mean, come on. Bitch in the house, alcoholic. Two different things.

And Bose goes, oh, well, and that equals calling her a bitch in the house? I mean, come on. Bitch in the house, alcoholic. Two different things.

I'm still sweating because I run.

I'm still sweating because I run.

You're being ridiculous. They're all ridiculous today. I love it. And Bose goes, that is being a sister that's coming to tell you to check yourself before you wreck yourself.

You're being ridiculous. They're all ridiculous today. I love it. And Bose goes, that is being a sister that's coming to tell you to check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Pie chart, Google sheets. You know what I'm saying? Okay.

Pie chart, Google sheets. You know what I'm saying? Okay.

So she starts, like, shaking her face a little, and she's like, I mean, it's funny that you said that, because actually I felt the complete opposite. Like, at times, the times we spent together, I actually did feel like we had a great connection. Okay, roll the clips. Roll the clips. And it's Kyle being like, hi, Bose.

So she starts, like, shaking her face a little, and she's like, I mean, it's funny that you said that, because actually I felt the complete opposite. Like, at times, the times we spent together, I actually did feel like we had a great connection. Okay, roll the clips. Roll the clips. And it's Kyle being like, hi, Bose.

She's not opened up to me. There's no warmth. I just, what do I do with that? I mean, there's nothing to do. Give me something to work with here. This is a television show, okay?

She's not opened up to me. There's no warmth. I just, what do I do with that? I mean, there's nothing to do. Give me something to work with here. This is a television show, okay?

And here's why I'm warm.

And here's why I'm warm.

So she's like, well, even though you say you don't have preconceived ideas, your actions say otherwise. Do you know what it's like not even be able to reach the top shelf of my kitchen?

So she's like, well, even though you say you don't have preconceived ideas, your actions say otherwise. Do you know what it's like not even be able to reach the top shelf of my kitchen?

And she's like, you know, like in conversations. Like, remember when we were in the Viper room and you said, put your phone down and block PK right now? That was so mean. That was so mean. And Bozo's like, what? Like, that's so stupid. So Kyle's like, okay, well, you know what I already feel like?

And she's like, you know, like in conversations. Like, remember when we were in the Viper room and you said, put your phone down and block PK right now? That was so mean. That was so mean. And Bozo's like, what? Like, that's so stupid. So Kyle's like, okay, well, you know what I already feel like?

okay judge judy kyle's pre-written a line and you know because she has like the special come up on her she's like okay is my makeup good you better watch out judge judy it's like it's not a gifable moment kyle but nice try

okay judge judy kyle's pre-written a line and you know because she has like the special come up on her she's like okay is my makeup good you better watch out judge judy it's like it's not a gifable moment kyle but nice try

I mean, she could literally say anything and you're all over her ass. Like, it's gross now. Just stop it. I'm having a conversation with her and everything she says, you have to back up, Dorit. Just stop it.

I mean, she could literally say anything and you're all over her ass. Like, it's gross now. Just stop it. I'm having a conversation with her and everything she says, you have to back up, Dorit. Just stop it.

So Carl's like, you know, you know things about me. You know that I'm separated from my husband. You know that I'm married for 28 years, but it'll be 38 years, and we have more children.

So Carl's like, you know, you know things about me. You know that I'm separated from my husband. You know that I'm married for 28 years, but it'll be 38 years, and we have more children.

I will lower my voice. Okay, what else do you need to know? Because I think that that's a lot. I've brought a lot. Also, I do Amazon Lives every once in a while and pretend that I like jogging pants. Anybody else?

I will lower my voice. Okay, what else do you need to know? Because I think that that's a lot. I've brought a lot. Also, I do Amazon Lives every once in a while and pretend that I like jogging pants. Anybody else?

Look, I'm going to start from scratch. And trust has to start from scratch for both of us, okay? Let's go upstairs and talk about everybody else.

Look, I'm going to start from scratch. And trust has to start from scratch for both of us, okay? Let's go upstairs and talk about everybody else.

I have a better closet than Dorit. I can forgive her.

I have a better closet than Dorit. I can forgive her.

So his stuff was still in the closet, but now it started to take over his closet. Cause like, what else do you do? Do you know how hard it is having more closet space?

So his stuff was still in the closet, but now it started to take over his closet. Cause like, what else do you do? Do you know how hard it is having more closet space?

Jeans. I can bring all the bacon. Fry it up in the pan.

Jeans. I can bring all the bacon. Fry it up in the pan.

In the beginning, in a separation, you don't know what it really means. And then you're like, well, I'll just take a little bit of the space. And before you know it, his shoes are all over the ground.

In the beginning, in a separation, you don't know what it really means. And then you're like, well, I'll just take a little bit of the space. And before you know it, his shoes are all over the ground.

She's like, yeah, but he bought furniture for his bachelor pad instead of having his house staged. So I was like, oh, and now he's buying furniture? Another blouse is going on that rack.

She's like, yeah, but he bought furniture for his bachelor pad instead of having his house staged. So I was like, oh, and now he's buying furniture? Another blouse is going on that rack.

I still don't have any bread and I still don't play the piano. I'm getting back together with Maurizio.

I still don't have any bread and I still don't play the piano. I'm getting back together with Maurizio.

Have you ever tried to change a light bulb on a 20-foot ceiling?

Have you ever tried to change a light bulb on a 20-foot ceiling?

She's like, um, that's next year's storyline.

She's like, um, that's next year's storyline.

Every time I've asked Faye to furnish my house, she just comes back with wicker baskets and plastic hangers. I just don't know what to do anymore.

Every time I've asked Faye to furnish my house, she just comes back with wicker baskets and plastic hangers. I just don't know what to do anymore.

Normally, I'd be excited to leave. But now I just have like a big empty house. So like, yay me, a chair stuck in a doorway that can't be moved. Poor Kyle. Don't cry out loud.

Normally, I'd be excited to leave. But now I just have like a big empty house. So like, yay me, a chair stuck in a doorway that can't be moved. Poor Kyle. Don't cry out loud.

It reminds me of the time Mauricio told me he loved me. Let's see pictures of us skiing together in Aspen.

It reminds me of the time Mauricio told me he loved me. Let's see pictures of us skiing together in Aspen.

I'm so alone.

I'm so alone.

All I'm saying is the back of my mirror needs to match my shine.

All I'm saying is the back of my mirror needs to match my shine.

Because, you know, Keeley, Keeley's going to have to get tested too. He's going to have to get every kind of sample. Drip, drip, drop, drop, sample, sample. That's what they're going to do to him.

Because, you know, Keeley, Keeley's going to have to get tested too. He's going to have to get every kind of sample. Drip, drip, drop, drop, sample, sample. That's what they're going to do to him.

Seriously.

It's like, and look. Watch the way they can fold a diamond into toilet paper. You go. You show them, honey.

Erica, you're mixing your influencer jobs.

It's like, what are all these pictures of Halloween?

Should I put a shirt over my sleeveless thing? I just didn't get a spray tan.

Like, hold on, hold on.

Can we just talk? Can we just talk for one second?

And she's like, oh my god, it's not lost on me that Sutton was berating me for leaving Bose's wellness day and now she wants to walk out?

Well, I feel like I don't want to be left out. I'm going to go over there. I'm going.

And Bose goes, oh, well, and that equals calling her a bitch in the house? I mean, come on. Bitch in the house, alcoholic. Two different things.

I'm still sweating because I run.

You're being ridiculous. They're all ridiculous today. I love it. And Bose goes, that is being a sister that's coming to tell you to check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Pie chart, Google sheets. You know what I'm saying? Okay.

So she starts, like, shaking her face a little, and she's like, I mean, it's funny that you said that, because actually I felt the complete opposite. Like, at times, the times we spent together, I actually did feel like we had a great connection. Okay, roll the clips. Roll the clips. And it's Kyle being like, hi, Bose.

She's not opened up to me. There's no warmth. I just, what do I do with that? I mean, there's nothing to do. Give me something to work with here. This is a television show, okay?

And here's why I'm warm.

So she's like, well, even though you say you don't have preconceived ideas, your actions say otherwise. Do you know what it's like not even be able to reach the top shelf of my kitchen?

And she's like, you know, like in conversations. Like, remember when we were in the Viper room and you said, put your phone down and block PK right now? That was so mean. That was so mean. And Bozo's like, what? Like, that's so stupid. So Kyle's like, okay, well, you know what I already feel like?

okay judge judy kyle's pre-written a line and you know because she has like the special come up on her she's like okay is my makeup good you better watch out judge judy it's like it's not a gifable moment kyle but nice try

I mean, she could literally say anything and you're all over her ass. Like, it's gross now. Just stop it. I'm having a conversation with her and everything she says, you have to back up, Dorit. Just stop it.

So Carl's like, you know, you know things about me. You know that I'm separated from my husband. You know that I'm married for 28 years, but it'll be 38 years, and we have more children.

I will lower my voice. Okay, what else do you need to know? Because I think that that's a lot. I've brought a lot. Also, I do Amazon Lives every once in a while and pretend that I like jogging pants. Anybody else?

Look, I'm going to start from scratch. And trust has to start from scratch for both of us, okay? Let's go upstairs and talk about everybody else.

I have a better closet than Dorit. I can forgive her.

So his stuff was still in the closet, but now it started to take over his closet. Cause like, what else do you do? Do you know how hard it is having more closet space?

Jeans. I can bring all the bacon. Fry it up in the pan.

In the beginning, in a separation, you don't know what it really means. And then you're like, well, I'll just take a little bit of the space. And before you know it, his shoes are all over the ground.

She's like, yeah, but he bought furniture for his bachelor pad instead of having his house staged. So I was like, oh, and now he's buying furniture? Another blouse is going on that rack.

I still don't have any bread and I still don't play the piano. I'm getting back together with Maurizio.

Have you ever tried to change a light bulb on a 20-foot ceiling?

She's like, um, that's next year's storyline.

Every time I've asked Faye to furnish my house, she just comes back with wicker baskets and plastic hangers. I just don't know what to do anymore.

Normally, I'd be excited to leave. But now I just have like a big empty house. So like, yay me, a chair stuck in a doorway that can't be moved. Poor Kyle. Don't cry out loud.

It reminds me of the time Mauricio told me he loved me. Let's see pictures of us skiing together in Aspen.

I'm so alone.

All I'm saying is the back of my mirror needs to match my shine.

Because, you know, Keeley, Keeley's going to have to get tested too. He's going to have to get every kind of sample. Drip, drip, drop, drop, sample, sample. That's what they're going to do to him.