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Oh, right. If it was P-H, would you have an idea?

Oh, right. If it was P-H, would you have an idea?

I wish those letters were all different letters. Then I'd have an idea what this word meant.

I wish those letters were all different letters. Then I'd have an idea what this word meant.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Don't we have to accept cookies or something before you're allowed to do that? That was pretty good. It's like special skills. It's like, I used to think that on Star Trek, there's a character called Deanna Troi and she would just read the emotions and stuff and just tell everyone. And she's like, you can't, what are you doing? You can't do that. That's really, really invasive. Really invasive.

Don't we have to accept cookies or something before you're allowed to do that? That was pretty good. It's like special skills. It's like, I used to think that on Star Trek, there's a character called Deanna Troi and she would just read the emotions and stuff and just tell everyone. And she's like, you can't, what are you doing? You can't do that. That's really, really invasive. Really invasive.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Weird.

Weird.

No, just like feelings and that.

No, just like feelings and that.

She'd be like, Captain, he's going to blow our faces off. And you're like, Deanna, that's his personal... I'd be like, if I was Captain Picard, I'd be like, Deanna, don't invade his personal thoughts.

She'd be like, Captain, he's going to blow our faces off. And you're like, Deanna, that's his personal... I'd be like, if I was Captain Picard, I'd be like, Deanna, don't invade his personal thoughts.

But that's it. I run a different kind of ship to Captain Picard, I guess. What kind of a ship do you run? It'd have good morals, but I don't think it would be around for long.

But that's it. I run a different kind of ship to Captain Picard, I guess. What kind of a ship do you run? It'd have good morals, but I don't think it would be around for long.

I like thinking. I like thinking. Thomas looks low-res to me.

I like thinking. I like thinking. Thomas looks low-res to me.

Yeah, there's the different phases of being sick.

Yeah, there's the different phases of being sick.

No, they used to do stand-up before mass. It's like, before we get to the eating the cracker and having the thing, yeah, here's our Roman stand-up.

No, they used to do stand-up before mass. It's like, before we get to the eating the cracker and having the thing, yeah, here's our Roman stand-up.

I don't remember any of them.

I don't remember any of them.

Oh, I'm curious that you're saying aluminium. And that's hard for me to hear in an American accent. So I'll probably go for that one for that reason. And I think that's sound logic there at play.

Oh, I'm curious that you're saying aluminium. And that's hard for me to hear in an American accent. So I'll probably go for that one for that reason. And I think that's sound logic there at play.

That's with the leather.

That's with the leather.

Adam goes for the leftover. He's got anti-pile cream. He's got anti-pile cream on him.

Adam goes for the leftover. He's got anti-pile cream. He's got anti-pile cream on him.

Yeah. Now, I like this because there's two people on this podcast that have said worse things than I've said. And I think that makes you feel really safe. It's a rare occasion. Yeah. He feels like he's going to edit you pretty harshly. Pretty good. Yeah. You need that in jet lag. You sort of need a cuddle, don't you? You need more of a cuddle.

Yeah. Now, I like this because there's two people on this podcast that have said worse things than I've said. And I think that makes you feel really safe. It's a rare occasion. Yeah. He feels like he's going to edit you pretty harshly. Pretty good. Yeah. You need that in jet lag. You sort of need a cuddle, don't you? You need more of a cuddle.

Someone to put their arms around you and just be like, don't worry. You're just jet lag. Only if they're moisturized. Yeah.

Someone to put their arms around you and just be like, don't worry. You're just jet lag. Only if they're moisturized. Yeah.

I thought that was a bluff because of the fry at the end. A-F-R-Y. Like french fries? No, fry like you fry food. Stir fry. Stir fry. Stir fry. Gallimoth fry.

I thought that was a bluff because of the fry at the end. A-F-R-Y. Like french fries? No, fry like you fry food. Stir fry. Stir fry. Stir fry. Gallimoth fry.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, exactly.

But I forgive him immediately because of the aluminum correctness. Adam, you're always welcome in our country. Thank you.

But I forgive him immediately because of the aluminum correctness. Adam, you're always welcome in our country. Thank you.

You do have a Shakespeare thing going on. Yeah, it's kind of Dog Tanyan style. Like Dan Tan?

You do have a Shakespeare thing going on. Yeah, it's kind of Dog Tanyan style. Like Dan Tan?

Starring them. It's just me and the book. Another great day for old Matt Fire. Tyler, I like the way earlier you said, you were like, sorry, was it Taylor? Taylor, sorry, what did I say?

Starring them. It's just me and the book. Another great day for old Matt Fire. Tyler, I like the way earlier you said, you were like, sorry, was it Taylor? Taylor, sorry, what did I say?

I know. Oh dear. You meanie. We have to be careful what you say to you, like looking after a Tamagotchi now at this point.

I know. Oh dear. You meanie. We have to be careful what you say to you, like looking after a Tamagotchi now at this point.

Tamagotchi Taylor. Yeah, you've got to give him some food. No, but I was going to say, earlier you were like, how did you say it when you chose the Shakespeare one? It sounded like a kind of cool high-skinned high school bra. Shakespeare bra.

Tamagotchi Taylor. Yeah, you've got to give him some food. No, but I was going to say, earlier you were like, how did you say it when you chose the Shakespeare one? It sounded like a kind of cool high-skinned high school bra. Shakespeare bra.

Yeah, it just sounded cool. You're at the end of your rope at school, you're about to get kicked out, and a kindly teacher just somehow gets through to you. And it's a touching story.

Yeah, it just sounded cool. You're at the end of your rope at school, you're about to get kicked out, and a kindly teacher just somehow gets through to you. And it's a touching story.

the fact that it's like its own separate thing it's kind of cool retro it'd be cool if you could have yourself as a little tomogachi to look after though you know just so i could have a little jared and i've got like oh not clean up not yourself but other people so you want to that's yourself isn't it you want jared to have a jared or you want yourself to have a jared i mean both jared he wants to have a little jared as his pet no jared having himself would be sad yeah yeah me having a little jared to look after i think he's also sad

the fact that it's like its own separate thing it's kind of cool retro it'd be cool if you could have yourself as a little tomogachi to look after though you know just so i could have a little jared and i've got like oh not clean up not yourself but other people so you want to that's yourself isn't it you want jared to have a jared or you want yourself to have a jared i mean both jared he wants to have a little jared as his pet no jared having himself would be sad yeah yeah me having a little jared to look after i think he's also sad

Yeah, sad for whom? That's especially brutal coming from an actual doctor in this stuff.

Yeah, sad for whom? That's especially brutal coming from an actual doctor in this stuff.

To be told you're sad, yeah. It somehow hits harder.

To be told you're sad, yeah. It somehow hits harder.

Well, they were just like little pixels, weren't they?

Well, they were just like little pixels, weren't they?

Yes, you can have a prescription to do something cool. Gotta get cooler.

Yes, you can have a prescription to do something cool. Gotta get cooler.

Just wear shades. Oh, sorry.

Just wear shades. Oh, sorry.

Do you get more points for getting it right?

Do you get more points for getting it right?

I thought it would go in there. The mini-mini one, right?

I thought it would go in there. The mini-mini one, right?

I knew that Carol knew the answer. Metagame. Yeah, and got nothing. Couldn't tell you from any of them.

I knew that Carol knew the answer. Metagame. Yeah, and got nothing. Couldn't tell you from any of them.

Matt, what are you thinking over there? I'm going to go for the mythological one. The mythological one. Hey, last time I did this being silly and they cut it out thinking I was deliberate, like accidentally. I was going like, and the editor's like, oh, we'll cut that out because he's obviously made a little mistake. But it was hilarious.

Matt, what are you thinking over there? I'm going to go for the mythological one. The mythological one. Hey, last time I did this being silly and they cut it out thinking I was deliberate, like accidentally. I was going like, and the editor's like, oh, we'll cut that out because he's obviously made a little mistake. But it was hilarious.

Clarifying. I don't know much about her.

Clarifying. I don't know much about her.

I've got my guitar here. This one's real.

I've got my guitar here. This one's real.

Any other requests?

Any other requests?

Oh, no, please. What constraints? Do it in an Australian accent. Make it about eggs and hair.

Oh, no, please. What constraints? Do it in an Australian accent. Make it about eggs and hair.

Australians say hair. We're about to find out, mate. You're saying, hey, I'm saying X. I wish we were saying the same things again, but I don't know, mate. I guess it's not to be. Oh, wait a minute. You're changing your answer to be the same. We got a pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie.

Australians say hair. We're about to find out, mate. You're saying, hey, I'm saying X. I wish we were saying the same things again, but I don't know, mate. I guess it's not to be. Oh, wait a minute. You're changing your answer to be the same. We got a pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie.

Did you see his face? He was very excited about Oasis.

Did you see his face? He was very excited about Oasis.

I hope that's okay. Wait, it's not an egg? No. I just made that up. Shoot.

I hope that's okay. Wait, it's not an egg? No. I just made that up. Shoot.

You just remembered it from your childhood.

You just remembered it from your childhood.

Bunyip. I thought it was a fun word.

Bunyip. I thought it was a fun word.

Which is why I selected it.

Which is why I selected it.

We all need to read more. So this is like Slumdog Millionaire where Carol's got these backstories.

We all need to read more. So this is like Slumdog Millionaire where Carol's got these backstories.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's a battle between good and evil.

It's a battle between good and evil.

It's a battle between knowledge and misinformation played out here. This is it. And I'm on the wrong side of history.

It's a battle between knowledge and misinformation played out here. This is it. And I'm on the wrong side of history.

Still look low res to me. Have you had a Tylenol?

Still look low res to me. Have you had a Tylenol?

Well, they're just going around setting fires. Yes. They just set a little fire and see.

Well, they're just going around setting fires. Yes. They just set a little fire and see.

Especially if it's you that's on fire that's making the smoke. That's true. Yeah. That can be really dangerous, so do be careful if you're doing that. Mm-hmm. I have carols. Goog. Thomas, I think I can detect your submissions in this game now because of the way you write it. So I think Thomas has a tell now. So I'd like to play an additional game where I... Does he look extra happy?

Especially if it's you that's on fire that's making the smoke. That's true. Yeah. That can be really dangerous, so do be careful if you're doing that. Mm-hmm. I have carols. Goog. Thomas, I think I can detect your submissions in this game now because of the way you write it. So I think Thomas has a tell now. So I'd like to play an additional game where I... Does he look extra happy?

Yeah, what is the tell? It's in the definition itself. Yeah, say more. It just has a feeling. It just sounds like Thomas would say. It's a vibe.

Yeah, what is the tell? It's in the definition itself. Yeah, say more. It just has a feeling. It just sounds like Thomas would say. It's a vibe.

She's using that phrase, Jared.

She's using that phrase, Jared.

It's like we've tried. It's like we've tried and it keeps coming back. And we're like, pesky moon, not again. We've tried everything.

It's like we've tried. It's like we've tried and it keeps coming back. And we're like, pesky moon, not again. We've tried everything.

okay he just wants to see the world burn one of those kind of guys yeah yeah fair enough well speaking of burning that doesn't even make sense it's matt reyer hey matt hello thank you good link good to be here good to have you how are you feeling today good old matt fire does work actually if you do it like that nice saved you thank you i'm not feeling great i'll be honest i'm jet lagged i came i've been in san francisco recently and uh yeah and then when you come back

okay he just wants to see the world burn one of those kind of guys yeah yeah fair enough well speaking of burning that doesn't even make sense it's matt reyer hey matt hello thank you good link good to be here good to have you how are you feeling today good old matt fire does work actually if you do it like that nice saved you thank you i'm not feeling great i'll be honest i'm jet lagged i came i've been in san francisco recently and uh yeah and then when you come back

Um, okay. Right. Hang on a minute. So you did it in incognito mode. Correct. And this is so that your previous search history didn't influence it.

Um, okay. Right. Hang on a minute. So you did it in incognito mode. Correct. And this is so that your previous search history didn't influence it.

But they do it on IP still. So what sort of, tell me about the area you live in. Where do you live, Gerard? What street?

But they do it on IP still. So what sort of, tell me about the area you live in. Where do you live, Gerard? What street?

More drugs. Drugs legal. I don't know if it would make that mistake. Why would it say, why would it not be correct English? I don't understand why they also complete with it. That's fine English. It's just American English.

More drugs. Drugs legal. I don't know if it would make that mistake. Why would it say, why would it not be correct English? I don't understand why they also complete with it. That's fine English. It's just American English.

I like the why don't we see dead people. But the obvious answer is they're terrible on dates. But I think I'm going for print more money. I think most people would just be like... Even if you understand economics and the tools that they have at that level, you do talk about printing money. But also if you're an absolute idiot, and I'm not saying you've got a lot of idiots in Nebraska...

I like the why don't we see dead people. But the obvious answer is they're terrible on dates. But I think I'm going for print more money. I think most people would just be like... Even if you understand economics and the tools that they have at that level, you do talk about printing money. But also if you're an absolute idiot, and I'm not saying you've got a lot of idiots in Nebraska...

I don't know. Imagine there's an idiot walking down the street, just thinks money's just printed and they've got like a printer. Why don't you just do more of it? And then everyone's got more money. Take that one. That's my submission. All right, print more money.

I don't know. Imagine there's an idiot walking down the street, just thinks money's just printed and they've got like a printer. Why don't you just do more of it? And then everyone's got more money. Take that one. That's my submission. All right, print more money.

You can't be reply guys to Google autocomplete.

You can't be reply guys to Google autocomplete.

Dude.

Dude.

nothing makes sense. Like I know what time it is on the clock, but it doesn't feel right. You know, you sort of have a feeling of the time. So it didn't feel, I can't feel the date.

nothing makes sense. Like I know what time it is on the clock, but it doesn't feel right. You know, you sort of have a feeling of the time. So it didn't feel, I can't feel the date.

That's why they have so much money. Yeah, we've resorted to selling our printers that print the money. We actually make more money that way now.

That's why they have so much money. Yeah, we've resorted to selling our printers that print the money. We actually make more money that way now.

Yeah. That's why I'm going to definitely lose, uh, No, but I would take it seriously. I'm going to try and win. Thomas, I played against Thomas last time, and I don't know, this wasn't made clear at the beginning, but he seems like he might be educated.

Yeah. That's why I'm going to definitely lose, uh, No, but I would take it seriously. I'm going to try and win. Thomas, I played against Thomas last time, and I don't know, this wasn't made clear at the beginning, but he seems like he might be educated.

Yeah, but no one's going to search in the UK, why don't we eat turkey eggs? No one would search that, I promise. Because you guys don't have turkeys? Yeah, we don't really eat much turkey. Right. Only at Christmas.

Yeah, but no one's going to search in the UK, why don't we eat turkey eggs? No one would search that, I promise. Because you guys don't have turkeys? Yeah, we don't really eat much turkey. Right. Only at Christmas.

It's suspicious. We've been told about the salmonella.

It's suspicious. We've been told about the salmonella.

Yeah, people do it, don't they, in the gym?

Yeah, people do it, don't they, in the gym?

Do they just do that? Drink hummingbird juice?

Do they just do that? Drink hummingbird juice?

There's a sparrow that has really soft feathers on its chin. And there was some old emperor somewhere had a whole bed made from the softest possible... sparrow chin feathers and i really want one of them now i learned since i learned about it believe it or not we're only through four rounds yeah

There's a sparrow that has really soft feathers on its chin. And there was some old emperor somewhere had a whole bed made from the softest possible... sparrow chin feathers and i really want one of them now i learned since i learned about it believe it or not we're only through four rounds yeah

Sounds very good, actually. I would say out of all the rounds, this one sounds the best.

Sounds very good, actually. I would say out of all the rounds, this one sounds the best.

Did you read about Firecrawl repo when you were a kid, Carol? No.

Did you read about Firecrawl repo when you were a kid, Carol? No.

What, like plastic or something?

What, like plastic or something?

Bulk, he said. That's where you buy them.

Bulk, he said. That's where you buy them.

Oh, yeah. Do they do books now? Does Amazon sell books now?

Oh, yeah. Do they do books now? Does Amazon sell books now?

Yeah, right.

Yeah, right.

They weren't already babies. They weren't real babies. Plastic. Imagine if that makes it into the podcast.

They weren't already babies. They weren't real babies. Plastic. Imagine if that makes it into the podcast.

Somebody said dead babies. Oh my God. I believe it was Matt. In my imagination, they were only suffering.

Somebody said dead babies. Oh my God. I believe it was Matt. In my imagination, they were only suffering.

We move to Matt. I'm going to go for a crawling URLs extension in Firefox. Please. And I'll lock that in now. I'd like to lock in that answer. Do we do lock-in answers? Do we have to lock in answers? Are we good?

We move to Matt. I'm going to go for a crawling URLs extension in Firefox. Please. And I'll lock that in now. I'd like to lock in that answer. Do we do lock-in answers? Do we have to lock in answers? Are we good?

Yeah, because no one needs this word. Well, we'll find out what it means.

Yeah, because no one needs this word. Well, we'll find out what it means.

I do need it now, to be fair. I've used it quite a lot so far today, actually. Now you mention it.

I do need it now, to be fair. I've used it quite a lot so far today, actually. Now you mention it.

all right that's number six locked it in we're gonna matt now matt can you tell which one was mine because you said you could by vibes alone well i won't reveal it now yeah but yes you think you know yes you think you know yeah yeah this is a tough one uh the yeah some of them are stem and he did say it wasn't the step one but it's more like uh

all right that's number six locked it in we're gonna matt now matt can you tell which one was mine because you said you could by vibes alone well i won't reveal it now yeah but yes you think you know yes you think you know yeah yeah this is a tough one uh the yeah some of them are stem and he did say it wasn't the step one but it's more like uh

I don't buy the, I don't think I buy that. I think that legal one is, I was thinking of coming up with some lie like that. So that's probably the one I think is, did you just go for that one, Thomas? Yes, I did.

I don't buy the, I don't think I buy that. I think that legal one is, I was thinking of coming up with some lie like that. So that's probably the one I think is, did you just go for that one, Thomas? Yes, I did.

Can I just pass? I don't know. Can you pass? You can't get any points.

Can I just pass? I don't know. Can you pass? You can't get any points.

Oh. I might as well pick one. I prefer you just pick one. Yeah, you might as well just pick one.

Oh. I might as well pick one. I prefer you just pick one. Yeah, you might as well just pick one.

You have nothing to lose. I'll go for the money one, then. I'll go for the money one. The money one? All right.

You have nothing to lose. I'll go for the money one, then. I'll go for the money one. The money one? All right.

Ah, it was really good.

Ah, it was really good.

Why have we not heard that word before? That seems like a word that Cuomo Darkin calls.

Why have we not heard that word before? That seems like a word that Cuomo Darkin calls.

I've already put that in long-term memory.

I've already put that in long-term memory.

I'm going to buy loads of kid books just to catch up. I feel like I'm behind. You can read them really fast. Yeah, that's true. Although I'd struggle some of the longer ones. They're pretty easy to read, yeah. Cuomo docking guys. Like Cuomo docking guys. Yeah.

I'm going to buy loads of kid books just to catch up. I feel like I'm behind. You can read them really fast. Yeah, that's true. Although I'd struggle some of the longer ones. They're pretty easy to read, yeah. Cuomo docking guys. Like Cuomo docking guys. Yeah.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

put it back on dude i thought he said ads apps apps i said no ads i was referring to your abs i heard abs i'm sorry yeah same thing for me because i'm ripped i sell ad space on my abs so that's get in touch six little actually not a bad idea it's kind of like the million dollar website you know like there's a little bit each pixel each one of your little abs could be a dollar

put it back on dude i thought he said ads apps apps i said no ads i was referring to your abs i heard abs i'm sorry yeah same thing for me because i'm ripped i sell ad space on my abs so that's get in touch six little actually not a bad idea it's kind of like the million dollar website you know like there's a little bit each pixel each one of your little abs could be a dollar

Buy one of Matt Reier's abs. Yep. You can sponsor it. You're not buying it. You don't get it.

Buy one of Matt Reier's abs. Yep. You can sponsor it. You're not buying it. You don't get it.

Sponsoring it. You're not getting it. You can't have it. I checked. We can't do that.

Sponsoring it. You're not getting it. You can't have it. I checked. We can't do that.

I don't think they take abs. I don't think that's what the card means.

I don't think they take abs. I don't think that's what the card means.

Yeah. This guy just died in a horrific accident, but he's got great abs and a good back. Quick, get his strong back. Get his strong back. Just a rich 90-year-old. He's got an amazing back now.

Yeah. This guy just died in a horrific accident, but he's got great abs and a good back. Quick, get his strong back. Get his strong back. Just a rich 90-year-old. He's got an amazing back now.

Well, I have friends there. Don't be so surprised by that, Thomas. No, I'm not surprised.

Well, I have friends there. Don't be so surprised by that, Thomas. No, I'm not surprised.

Friends.

Friends.

So I went to see them. That's nice, thanks. But I went in a Waymo also. The self-driving taxi. Across the ocean? No. It was surprisingly good.

So I went to see them. That's nice, thanks. But I went in a Waymo also. The self-driving taxi. Across the ocean? No. It was surprisingly good.

Expectations probably were high because of Knight Rider and the sci-fi. I sort of already expect we should have this. So I'm a bit annoyed that all cars need to have a person in them making them do it. So this was just doing it on its own, though. It was like a ghost was driving. Except I don't believe in ghosts. So, a spirit?

Expectations probably were high because of Knight Rider and the sci-fi. I sort of already expect we should have this. So I'm a bit annoyed that all cars need to have a person in them making them do it. So this was just doing it on its own, though. It was like a ghost was driving. Except I don't believe in ghosts. So, a spirit?

so you don't believe in ghosts but you do believe in spirits well anyway it was driving itself up up the steep hills it was like a roller coaster at times up the steep hills in san francisco and down them uh and you just think hopefully it knows to stop you know you imagine some of the code in there if hills go slow on it and stop when bottom you know i don't know what language that is but something like that that's pseudocode

so you don't believe in ghosts but you do believe in spirits well anyway it was driving itself up up the steep hills it was like a roller coaster at times up the steep hills in san francisco and down them uh and you just think hopefully it knows to stop you know you imagine some of the code in there if hills go slow on it and stop when bottom you know i don't know what language that is but something like that that's pseudocode

Imagine though, it just drives around. You don't have to talk to anyone. I think it's the future now. I wish all cars were like this now already.

Imagine though, it just drives around. You don't have to talk to anyone. I think it's the future now. I wish all cars were like this now already.

Do you find the dictionary funny? Sometimes. Okay.

Do you find the dictionary funny? Sometimes. Okay.

That is useful, though, to have a word that means both cave or in a cave.

That is useful, though, to have a word that means both cave or in a cave.

I thought it was literally a big fence for holding in horses.

I thought it was literally a big fence for holding in horses.

I was swung by, I was interested in the same answers, the same options as Thomas. So four and six. But then I learned that gates meant way to walk.

I was swung by, I was interested in the same answers, the same options as Thomas. So four and six. But then I learned that gates meant way to walk.

Yeah, that made me think it's even more that. That sounds even more like something. But there's also something, yeah, I don't know. I think I'm going to go with the last one. It won't be a pile on, as we know, but I'm going to go with the fictional one.

Yeah, that made me think it's even more that. That sounds even more like something. But there's also something, yeah, I don't know. I think I'm going to go with the last one. It won't be a pile on, as we know, but I'm going to go with the fictional one.

thing matt goes with the fictional thing cal's got a phd so now let's go to taylor you don't have to get a phd if you just copy what someone else with a phd does it's the same psychology for the record so i gave everyone a master's degree last time that's true so that's true i forgot to use mine actually unfortunately i defenestrated mine you defenestrated yours yeah yeah well i didn't like it taylor which are you gonna go with uh bridgerton boom boom

thing matt goes with the fictional thing cal's got a phd so now let's go to taylor you don't have to get a phd if you just copy what someone else with a phd does it's the same psychology for the record so i gave everyone a master's degree last time that's true so that's true i forgot to use mine actually unfortunately i defenestrated mine you defenestrated yours yeah yeah well i didn't like it taylor which are you gonna go with uh bridgerton boom boom

included with it I've never heard that cave caverite cave do you want me to read the rest of that also why do you need the word cave if that means that as well well it's a cave impossible of collapsing so it's a caverite cave yes whole definition please

included with it I've never heard that cave caverite cave do you want me to read the rest of that also why do you need the word cave if that means that as well well it's a cave impossible of collapsing so it's a caverite cave yes whole definition please

Well... Yeah, but I gave a summary, not a headline. Clearly, you didn't give a headline.

Well... Yeah, but I gave a summary, not a headline. Clearly, you didn't give a headline.

Congratulations. That one was true.

Congratulations. That one was true.

Inside the train, the air's not moving that fast, I suppose. So they'd be fine. But yeah, if you were just traveling that fast...

Inside the train, the air's not moving that fast, I suppose. So they'd be fine. But yeah, if you were just traveling that fast...

That first one sounded long for a headline, but again... Oh, now you're judging mine after those summaries you provided? Oh my gosh.

That first one sounded long for a headline, but again... Oh, now you're judging mine after those summaries you provided? Oh my gosh.

I think I know the answer to this, but Adam, what do you think? Can I hear them again, please?

I think I know the answer to this, but Adam, what do you think? Can I hear them again, please?

okay i can't give any more credence to ai here in this podcast so far although we'll see yeah i'm gonna go with that one though the ai one because i can't say ai but what i can do is spot when jared's being a cheeky monkey i think he's uh i think it's a joke it's quite okay funny that someone would fire all their team and then do they use ai to search linkedin for people though at least probably

okay i can't give any more credence to ai here in this podcast so far although we'll see yeah i'm gonna go with that one though the ai one because i can't say ai but what i can do is spot when jared's being a cheeky monkey i think he's uh i think it's a joke it's quite okay funny that someone would fire all their team and then do they use ai to search linkedin for people though at least probably

Oh, it's real.

Oh, it's real.

Yeah. Or if TikTok would let them.

Yeah. Or if TikTok would let them.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's the game though.

That's the game though.

That's the game, Jared. Don't feel bad. Do you feel bad in Monopoly when you like taking money off your kids?

That's the game, Jared. Don't feel bad. Do you feel bad in Monopoly when you like taking money off your kids?

That's a lie then. I vote that one.

That's a lie then. I vote that one.

Sorry we're late on the project, but hiring Slimer was a big mistake. The office is an absolute state and he's contributed nothing.

Sorry we're late on the project, but hiring Slimer was a big mistake. The office is an absolute state and he's contributed nothing.

I have handled an 8-inch one. I have had one in my hand, and they are floppy. This is where the name floppy disc came from, because I understood from the 3.5-inch ones, they weren't floppy, they were rock hard, because they were plastic. So plastic hard, I suppose. They weren't made of rocks. But the actual bigger ones, the 8-inch ones... I think they were 8-inch. They were actually floppy.

I have handled an 8-inch one. I have had one in my hand, and they are floppy. This is where the name floppy disc came from, because I understood from the 3.5-inch ones, they weren't floppy, they were rock hard, because they were plastic. So plastic hard, I suppose. They weren't made of rocks. But the actual bigger ones, the 8-inch ones... I think they were 8-inch. They were actually floppy.

Actually, no, I'm thinking 5.5. I don't think I've seen 8 either. I mean, 8's a big old disc. Yeah. Yeah. It's big. You do some damage with that. I wonder what capacity, I wonder how much you could get in it. Probably less than the 5.5 or the 3.5. Yeah, probably. I hope so. No, I don't know because it was that direction of travel, wasn't it?

Actually, no, I'm thinking 5.5. I don't think I've seen 8 either. I mean, 8's a big old disc. Yeah. Yeah. It's big. You do some damage with that. I wonder what capacity, I wonder how much you could get in it. Probably less than the 5.5 or the 3.5. Yeah, probably. I hope so. No, I don't know because it was that direction of travel, wasn't it?

I could easily be using it for some reasoning in a nuke, old nuke, you know, antiquated nuclear something.

I could easily be using it for some reasoning in a nuke, old nuke, you know, antiquated nuclear something.

That's a three and a half plastic card.

That's a three and a half plastic card.

Well, compared, I've had the middle one, the five and a thingy, five and a quarter, and they were just very floppy.

Well, compared, I've had the middle one, the five and a thingy, five and a quarter, and they were just very floppy.

No, no, I thought I'd switch things up a little bit. And what I've done is I've brought my piano, look.

No, no, I thought I'd switch things up a little bit. And what I've done is I've brought my piano, look.

It could be a truth. It's not. It could be true. I think it's not. I think that's what I'm going to pick as the lie, the Raspberry Pi lie.

It could be a truth. It's not. It could be true. I think it's not. I think that's what I'm going to pick as the lie, the Raspberry Pi lie.

Yeah. okay tell me why well i can believe the u.s having some old systems and you need you know still happens to need big big old disc the i don't know the point of raspberry pi is all very low tech lo-fi stuff they do have some bigger bits but sure i don't know yeah maybe they're trying to diversify uh and you think what is the what's the lie for you jared

Yeah. okay tell me why well i can believe the u.s having some old systems and you need you know still happens to need big big old disc the i don't know the point of raspberry pi is all very low tech lo-fi stuff they do have some bigger bits but sure i don't know yeah maybe they're trying to diversify uh and you think what is the what's the lie for you jared

Yeah, not really.

Yeah, not really.

There's another verse.

There's another verse.

Hang on. I'll just do the second verse. Ready? Yeah. I said, please. That's it. It's not great. Yeah, that was kind of weak. They're not all hits. That was an album track.

Hang on. I'll just do the second verse. Ready? Yeah. I said, please. That's it. It's not great. Yeah, that was kind of weak. They're not all hits. That was an album track.

i know uh i'm better on the piano than i can't really play the guitar oh you fooled us yeah i just learned some tricks you don't need to learn how to play it's like coding you don't have to learn how to code you just have to learn a few tricks that's right the interview you have to trick the interviewer so you know how to code i've been an imposter for a very long very long time right you can't code but you can leak code you know that's all you need

i know uh i'm better on the piano than i can't really play the guitar oh you fooled us yeah i just learned some tricks you don't need to learn how to play it's like coding you don't have to learn how to code you just have to learn a few tricks that's right the interview you have to trick the interviewer so you know how to code i've been an imposter for a very long very long time right you can't code but you can leak code you know that's all you need

Yes. I mean, genuinely, though, we are seeing an uptick of people using ChatGPT in interviews. Oh, really? Yeah. What do you do? Like, what's just what's your stance on that? Would you allow that or no?

Yes. I mean, genuinely, though, we are seeing an uptick of people using ChatGPT in interviews. Oh, really? Yeah. What do you do? Like, what's just what's your stance on that? Would you allow that or no?

Because they're using 8-inch floppies now. Because they're using 8-inch floppy disks. What are they doing now then? They've gone on to normal. Five and a quarter. No, they must have jumped up to three and a half inch. Yeah.

Because they're using 8-inch floppies now. Because they're using 8-inch floppy disks. What are they doing now then? They've gone on to normal. Five and a quarter. No, they must have jumped up to three and a half inch. Yeah.

Yeah, it would be cool. If they do it within a year, should we come back and take Jared's points off him then?

Yeah, it would be cool. If they do it within a year, should we come back and take Jared's points off him then?

Well, they're going to hear this, right?

Well, they're going to hear this, right?

It's happened.

It's happened.

It's a family show, Matt.

It's a family show, Matt.

Normally I'm the one that has to be told that.

Normally I'm the one that has to be told that.

Well, they probably didn't think they were going to need it until recent events. And then they're like, you know, we actually should make sure this stuff works.

Well, they probably didn't think they were going to need it until recent events. And then they're like, you know, we actually should make sure this stuff works.

Yes, the computer history.

Yes, the computer history.

Yeah, totally.

Yeah, totally.

Well, I'm with you. I think they are part of the tool chain that we have. So use it. I mean, are we really interviewing people to find out what they know in their brain now or what they can do, like what they're able to produce? Yeah, I think it depends on what you want.

Well, I'm with you. I think they are part of the tool chain that we have. So use it. I mean, are we really interviewing people to find out what they know in their brain now or what they can do, like what they're able to produce? Yeah, I think it depends on what you want.

It's just a steakhouse.

It's just a steakhouse.

It does, doesn't it, really? Let's see if it does. What key should it be in? You pick a key, any key. A P. It should be in P. Oh, that's not one. That's not one of them.

It does, doesn't it, really? Let's see if it does. What key should it be in? You pick a key, any key. A P. It should be in P. Oh, that's not one. That's not one of them.

Yeah. That's A minor. What do you think, Adam? Higher or lower? Higher.

Yeah. That's A minor. What do you think, Adam? Higher or lower? Higher.

I'd have gone for the US military disks if you'd said either of those two.

I'd have gone for the US military disks if you'd said either of those two.

I like the drone idea. I kind of want a phone case that's got that on it. So I can, if I do find, I've lost my phone around the flat, I can press a button on my watch. Yeah, and it just flies to me. Yeah, that'd be cool.

I like the drone idea. I kind of want a phone case that's got that on it. So I can, if I do find, I've lost my phone around the flat, I can press a button on my watch. Yeah, and it just flies to me. Yeah, that'd be cool.

Yeah, you just need a good old fast fan.

Yeah, you just need a good old fast fan.

Well, I say it in a British accent. That's what makes it sound smart.

Well, I say it in a British accent. That's what makes it sound smart.

Yeah. I mean, I don't need them. He's not going to use them. I can't spend them in this country. The exchange rate is terrible for points on game shows. That's why you don't get many Brits appearing on American shows.

Yeah. I mean, I don't need them. He's not going to use them. I can't spend them in this country. The exchange rate is terrible for points on game shows. That's why you don't get many Brits appearing on American shows.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's a shame it's that sound. It could have been a lovely little ditty or, you know, a Snoop Dogg track.

It's a shame it's that sound. It could have been a lovely little ditty or, you know, a Snoop Dogg track.

Licensing fees, you know.

Licensing fees, you know.

Just be honest about it.

Just be honest about it.

No, this is true. I couldn't believe it.

No, this is true. I couldn't believe it.

Well, I've said it's true. I mean, if I was lying, that is what I would say, to be fair. That is true. I don't know if I have ruined it. I have. It is true.

Well, I've said it's true. I mean, if I was lying, that is what I would say, to be fair. That is true. I don't know if I have ruined it. I have. It is true.

This is like... No, this was the Open UK, which is an organization that works and celebrates open source software. And I think because of a little package I wrote with a friend of mine called Testify, you may have heard of it. Have you heard of it, Adam? I do declare.

This is like... No, this was the Open UK, which is an organization that works and celebrates open source software. And I think because of a little package I wrote with a friend of mine called Testify, you may have heard of it. Have you heard of it, Adam? I do declare.

yeah i don't stop banging on about it to be honest yeah you just won't shut up about it yeah actually well i found out from jonathan amsterdam from the the go team at google it's the most imported package go package in the world by about three times or something wow so it's like an assertion package that helps you you know assert equal write some tests yeah it helps with your testing doesn't go have that stuff built in

yeah i don't stop banging on about it to be honest yeah you just won't shut up about it yeah actually well i found out from jonathan amsterdam from the the go team at google it's the most imported package go package in the world by about three times or something wow so it's like an assertion package that helps you you know assert equal write some tests yeah it helps with your testing doesn't go have that stuff built in

Well, it deliberately doesn't. And what you're told to do really by the Go team is to write native Go code. And that's your test. And there's nothing new for someone to learn. You don't want to do that. Well, I just wasn't used to it. And I was used to these assertion library. And it turns out, I mean, it's the third most imported Go.

Well, it deliberately doesn't. And what you're told to do really by the Go team is to write native Go code. And that's your test. And there's nothing new for someone to learn. You don't want to do that. Well, I just wasn't used to it. And I was used to these assertion library. And it turns out, I mean, it's the third most imported Go.

Oh, it's the most imported Go package by three times or whatever. Turns out, I think people want that. But there's a weird little rub around when you pass variables into methods. In certain cases, it can change. And so you don't really want that happening if you're in your test suite stuff.

Oh, it's the most imported Go package by three times or whatever. Turns out, I think people want that. But there's a weird little rub around when you pass variables into methods. In certain cases, it can change. And so you don't really want that happening if you're in your test suite stuff.

Yeah. Did I use that word right?

Yeah. Did I use that word right?

i doubt it uh probably not i've been using words wrong all day yeah maybe you meant pick a lily which is perhaps yellow sauce it's not that easy but it's real yellow and not computer fake computer yellow unless you're seeing it on the computer yeah i can't you can't be trusted any longer you've been telling these you can't trust yellow no no i'm just googling piccadilly see if it's a real thing it's a place in in london there's an area

i doubt it uh probably not i've been using words wrong all day yeah maybe you meant pick a lily which is perhaps yellow sauce it's not that easy but it's real yellow and not computer fake computer yellow unless you're seeing it on the computer yeah i can't you can't be trusted any longer you've been telling these you can't trust yellow no no i'm just googling piccadilly see if it's a real thing it's a place in in london there's an area

Is it a circle? No. I think it's not really like much of a circle, but it probably was originally. Okay. Is that what a circus is? A circle? I've only put that together talking to you now.

Is it a circle? No. I think it's not really like much of a circle, but it probably was originally. Okay. Is that what a circus is? A circle? I've only put that together talking to you now.

No, I can't help it.

No, I can't help it.

A place.

A place.

Yeah. That's the company that we, that's the startup that we had when we made Testify. So we put it in the company name. Not my own personal name. Now I'd be world famous had I...

Yeah. That's the company that we, that's the startup that we had when we made Testify. So we put it in the company name. Not my own personal name. Now I'd be world famous had I...

Oh, yeah. I forgot. I didn't finish telling you that. I got a medal. They sent me a medal.

Oh, yeah. I forgot. I didn't finish telling you that. I got a medal. They sent me a medal.

Yeah, I think everyone gets that, though. It wasn't like a race. But there you go. So, yeah, it was the Open UK honors, New Year's honors list. And genuinely, it is quite nice to get that. Normally, I don't win things like that, but quite honored to get it, really.

Yeah, I think everyone gets that, though. It wasn't like a race. But there you go. So, yeah, it was the Open UK honors, New Year's honors list. And genuinely, it is quite nice to get that. Normally, I don't win things like that, but quite honored to get it, really.

Well, I know that we let the domain expire and someone else got it.

Well, I know that we let the domain expire and someone else got it.

Well, originally this was like a MongoDB style API. So for web and app developers, you'd be able to just start posting data to RESTful endpoints. They didn't have to exist. And it would create the RESTful, you know, the data. It would just persist it. And then when you get it and get the list, it would all just work.

Well, originally this was like a MongoDB style API. So for web and app developers, you'd be able to just start posting data to RESTful endpoints. They didn't have to exist. And it would create the RESTful, you know, the data. It would just persist it. And then when you get it and get the list, it would all just work.

I've got to say for now. I've got to say for now. Some people are avoiding using AI ethically because they're not happy with the copyright that was all stolen. So they're sort of opting out of it from an ethical point of view. And they really are kind of giving themselves a disadvantage. So all credit to them for it, really, for that.

I've got to say for now. I've got to say for now. Some people are avoiding using AI ethically because they're not happy with the copyright that was all stolen. So they're sort of opting out of it from an ethical point of view. And they really are kind of giving themselves a disadvantage. So all credit to them for it, really, for that.

So that was the idea for app for make development quicker and gives you like a backend. It's kind of like a schemaless data store thing.

So that was the idea for app for make development quicker and gives you like a backend. It's kind of like a schemaless data store thing.

Yeah. From what you've said, it sounds like they're going to stretch you. Yeah, they're doing something different altogether. But I need to make sure that that domain name is not on the project.

Yeah. From what you've said, it sounds like they're going to stretch you. Yeah, they're doing something different altogether. But I need to make sure that that domain name is not on the project.

No, but it is a concern. And I checked the emails to make sure that there were no emails that were

No, but it is a concern. And I checked the emails to make sure that there were no emails that were

All right. Yeah.

All right. Yeah.

But yeah, if your mission is to just get stuff done, yeah, AI assisted. I'm in.

But yeah, if your mission is to just get stuff done, yeah, AI assisted. I'm in.

Yeah, the Go team actually testifies banned at Google. Oh, is it?

Yeah, the Go team actually testifies banned at Google. Oh, is it?

Yeah, I do use it because there's lots of projects that use it.

Yeah, I do use it because there's lots of projects that use it.

Yeah, I don't. Because I just have a smaller version, which is on my own GitHub, just called is. And it's just like three or four methods. You know, testify has so much power in it. It's one of those things where if you're a pro user and you're doing a lot of testing, testify is for you.

Yeah, I don't. Because I just have a smaller version, which is on my own GitHub, just called is. And it's just like three or four methods. You know, testify has so much power in it. It's one of those things where if you're a pro user and you're doing a lot of testing, testify is for you.

Yeah, and they fixed it, so now there's armadillos in it. All kinds of dillos. Yeah. So many dillos. We did have the policy. We had a policy of anybody that contributed a PR was added to the project. So this was like an experiment, really, which I probably regret, only because it meant that it just blew up, it ballooned. The API is enormous.

Yeah, and they fixed it, so now there's armadillos in it. All kinds of dillos. Yeah. So many dillos. We did have the policy. We had a policy of anybody that contributed a PR was added to the project. So this was like an experiment, really, which I probably regret, only because it meant that it just blew up, it ballooned. The API is enormous.

Exactly. I don't know who I've slandered there because I genuinely didn't hear it.

Exactly. I don't know who I've slandered there because I genuinely didn't hear it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The Piccadillos. Yeah, of course I did. I mean, I didn't give a speech anywhere, but I said it to myself out loud in the mirror. Oh, there wasn't a speech?

The Piccadillos. Yeah, of course I did. I mean, I didn't give a speech anywhere, but I said it to myself out loud in the mirror. Oh, there wasn't a speech?

No, it's just... Oh, man.

No, it's just... Oh, man.

Go.

Go.

Who do you want to thank? I just want to thank all the little people first. They're tiny. Or they're really far away. Either way. But they helped. You don't have to have contributed a lot.

Who do you want to thank? I just want to thank all the little people first. They're tiny. Or they're really far away. Either way. But they helped. You don't have to have contributed a lot.

to open source like i have with testify the most important project in the world i think jared was there were your words maybe you know but thank you very much for this uh lovely medal and um you know i'd like to thank thank all my family as well i'm holding it because it came on a ribbon so i'm just holding it up um yeah and you know keep open sourcing everyone

to open source like i have with testify the most important project in the world i think jared was there were your words maybe you know but thank you very much for this uh lovely medal and um you know i'd like to thank thank all my family as well i'm holding it because it came on a ribbon so i'm just holding it up um yeah and you know keep open sourcing everyone

That sort of thing.

That sort of thing.

Okay. Hold my strong hand. Hold my strong hand.

Okay. Hold my strong hand. Hold my strong hand.

Yeah, now. Right? But in the beginning, people did, they said, you have to do this, you're not allowed to use Google, you've got to do this. And then some places, I think some places still do that. It's like the whiteboard interview.

Yeah, now. Right? But in the beginning, people did, they said, you have to do this, you're not allowed to use Google, you've got to do this. And then some places, I think some places still do that. It's like the whiteboard interview.

But Mandela did exist, right? He's not part of the Mandela effect, is he? Well, he's the inventor of it, unbeknownst to him.

But Mandela did exist, right? He's not part of the Mandela effect, is he? Well, he's the inventor of it, unbeknownst to him.

Yeah. I witnessed one of these. There was a guy. He still is a guy called Frances Campoy, who was big in the Go community. I think he works at Apple now. Yeah. He's great. I love him, actually. I should text him probably. Yeah. Anyway.

Yeah. I witnessed one of these. There was a guy. He still is a guy called Frances Campoy, who was big in the Go community. I think he works at Apple now. Yeah. He's great. I love him, actually. I should text him probably. Yeah. Anyway.

and accepted a medal so we never finish your story we were in after some go conference he was talking about seeing freddie mercury in barcelona and my friend david inandes who i did machine box project with he was like yes i was there i saw that too and it turns out there was and then there was a guy there who was a big nerd on queen and freddie mercury and he said

and accepted a medal so we never finish your story we were in after some go conference he was talking about seeing freddie mercury in barcelona and my friend david inandes who i did machine box project with he was like yes i was there i saw that too and it turns out there was and then there was a guy there who was a big nerd on queen and freddie mercury and he said

No, it can't have been because he died the year before. Whoa.

No, it can't have been because he died the year before. Whoa.

No, it was. And so, yeah, they had it, the Mandela effect.

No, it was. And so, yeah, they had it, the Mandela effect.

Do you?

Do you?

Double R. I don't remember it either.

Double R. I don't remember it either.

Why did you stop? That was getting so good. It's just a jingle in case you need it. In case that comes up again.

Why did you stop? That was getting so good. It's just a jingle in case you need it. In case that comes up again.

You know that kid on that movie where Bruce Willis is dead the whole time? Trailer spoiler and also in the whole film. He's dead the whole time. You don't have to watch the movie at all if you know that story.

You know that kid on that movie where Bruce Willis is dead the whole time? Trailer spoiler and also in the whole film. He's dead the whole time. You don't have to watch the movie at all if you know that story.

Jared, I think you should talk to your kids and not rely on communicating with them through podcast. I'll consider it. I'll take it under consideration. Yeah. No, but the little kids like, I see dead people. And it's like, yeah, everyone can. They don't go invisible when you die. That's not a film. This is not a film, kid. And if I was the Bruce Willis in that, I'd be saying that to him.

Jared, I think you should talk to your kids and not rely on communicating with them through podcast. I'll consider it. I'll take it under consideration. Yeah. No, but the little kids like, I see dead people. And it's like, yeah, everyone can. They don't go invisible when you die. That's not a film. This is not a film, kid. And if I was the Bruce Willis in that, I'd be saying that to him.

I'd be like, what are you talking about, mate? Of course you can see dead people. What are you talking about?

I'd be like, what are you talking about, mate? Of course you can see dead people. What are you talking about?

Yeah. What a shame. No, that's a good point.

Yeah. What a shame. No, that's a good point.

Oh, yeah, they're good at that.

Oh, yeah, they're good at that.

I see. Could I have one of those? Yeah, I think so. Okay. What key would you like it in? By the way, this is a flex because you say the key and then I really play it in that key and then the listening audience.

I see. Could I have one of those? Yeah, I think so. Okay. What key would you like it in? By the way, this is a flex because you say the key and then I really play it in that key and then the listening audience.

No, it's not the same.

No, it's not the same.

That's a good question. Probably E-flat, if we're just being honest. Which we haven't been.

That's a good question. Probably E-flat, if we're just being honest. Which we haven't been.

You made that joke last time. No, I didn't. I just text it to you. Oh, I said, I'm going to make this joke. Don't call me out.

You made that joke last time. No, I didn't. I just text it to you. Oh, I said, I'm going to make this joke. Don't call me out.

Yeah, I get it. I get why people, it was like it with calculators. I remember my cousin wasn't allowed to use a calculator in one of his exams, but I was younger and we were allowed to use calculators and he was outraged. I mean, it was an English exam, so it didn't help, but still.

Yeah, I get it. I get why people, it was like it with calculators. I remember my cousin wasn't allowed to use a calculator in one of his exams, but I was younger and we were allowed to use calculators and he was outraged. I mean, it was an English exam, so it didn't help, but still.

Yeah.

Yeah.

yeah but i get this you know um when i when i'm communicating with somebody who is i don't know let's say there might be an idiot okay um present company excluded no yeah not you no no definitely not nobody nobody on the changelog uh on the changelog platform as far as i'm concerned fair yeah and i've you know i want to just go on the record saying that

yeah but i get this you know um when i when i'm communicating with somebody who is i don't know let's say there might be an idiot okay um present company excluded no yeah not you no no definitely not nobody nobody on the changelog uh on the changelog platform as far as i'm concerned fair yeah and i've you know i want to just go on the record saying that

No, but it's kind of a nice clue when you're texting with somebody or talking to them, like you get clues about what's going on and you sort of lose a bit of that if things are augmented. But we want everyone to be the best version, surely, and we want everyone to have the best chance. So I've got to come down on the side of that. But yeah.

No, but it's kind of a nice clue when you're texting with somebody or talking to them, like you get clues about what's going on and you sort of lose a bit of that if things are augmented. But we want everyone to be the best version, surely, and we want everyone to have the best chance. So I've got to come down on the side of that. But yeah.

Yeah, and there's Apple intelligence adverts that show there's one guy and he just normally would say, yeah, light it up. Yeah, I'm walking here. That kind of character. Oh my gosh. And then Apple intelligence changes it to be like, oh, I believe I was traversing the walkway before your vehicle approached.

Yeah, and there's Apple intelligence adverts that show there's one guy and he just normally would say, yeah, light it up. Yeah, I'm walking here. That kind of character. Oh my gosh. And then Apple intelligence changes it to be like, oh, I believe I was traversing the walkway before your vehicle approached.

Well, first of all, I don't know if Loopback need to be doing that. You know, I get it, a free trial, and then you want to pay for it, but it's a bit cheeky, isn't it? What did it sound like to you?

Well, first of all, I don't know if Loopback need to be doing that. You know, I get it, a free trial, and then you want to pay for it, but it's a bit cheeky, isn't it? What did it sound like to you?

So we've got two truths and one lie. And these are tech headlines. Right. So we have to say the three, and then you've got to be able to figure out which is the lie and which one's...

So we've got two truths and one lie. And these are tech headlines. Right. So we have to say the three, and then you've got to be able to figure out which is the lie and which one's...

Be our guest. AI has created new proteins that didn't exist before. That's number one.

Be our guest. AI has created new proteins that didn't exist before. That's number one.

Yeah. Number two, there's a train in China has broken the sound barrier. A train in China has broken.

Yeah. Number two, there's a train in China has broken the sound barrier. A train in China has broken.

Okay, keep going.

Okay, keep going.

What's your preferred news outlet? I'll try and adapt it to that. The BBC, obviously.

What's your preferred news outlet? I'll try and adapt it to that. The BBC, obviously.

Okay, keep going. And then number three, AI has actually created a new color. Again, that was a summary.

Okay, keep going. And then number three, AI has actually created a new color. Again, that was a summary.

Brand new color that's never been thought of before.

Brand new color that's never been thought of before.

I think it's about 700 miles an hour from memory.

I think it's about 700 miles an hour from memory.

Yeah, the rocket car.

Yeah, the rocket car.

Yeah, I think they have.

Yeah, I think they have.

I don't know about this, man. Hex codes aren't the be-all and end-all of color, Jared.

I don't know about this, man. Hex codes aren't the be-all and end-all of color, Jared.

Hey, did you know that yellow that you look at on a screen is a lie? It's not the same as yellow if you're looking at a yellow flower.

Hey, did you know that yellow that you look at on a screen is a lie? It's not the same as yellow if you're looking at a yellow flower.

Maybe they haven't. It'd be loud, wouldn't it? Imagine waiting for a train and that one zooms past and bursts your ears. That's the one I think is a lie.

Maybe they haven't. It'd be loud, wouldn't it? Imagine waiting for a train and that one zooms past and bursts your ears. That's the one I think is a lie.