Longoria
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So I was looking for parking just earlier before the show and I stopped at the red light down on Trinity and I looked to my left and there were two gay guys kissing. And I thought to myself, good for them, good for them. I keep driving, right? I come to another red light out here. And again, I look to my left, two lesbians kissing. And I think to myself, nice, very nice.
The light turns green and I keep driving. And I come to another red light. And I really wish I was making this up, because right there, a good friend of mine, another comic by the name of Joe Filey, pulls up right up next to me on a Harley. And, you know, it's a cool bike, but my guy is riding bitch, holding on to another guy's waist.
And before I could even think, I was already, hold on tight, you wouldn't want to fall, you fucking .
32. What do you do for work? I work with dogs. I'm a dog groomer.
That's actually my specialty.
Calm down. I do call them asshole a lot and bitch.
Well, I have a mobile salon, so that helps a lot. Like from Dumb and Dumber? Yeah, pretty much. Okay. Not as cool though. And I just, I take my time. Uh-huh. And... Sometimes I don't really get anything done and I have to come back to them maybe in a couple weeks or so. These are very aggressive dogs that I work with. Today I had two dogs and I almost died like 50 times.
They were Pyrenees. Oh, I don't know.
Yeah, they're like 200 pounds.
Yeah, pretty much. That's what I do. I kind of like integrate into the... You smoke a lot of pot? Uh, yeah. After work.
It's wild. It's a badass glass.
Half Mexican and half Arab. Right. Boom. What's the Arab half? Egyptian.
My mom's the Egyptian. My dad's Mexican. Where do they meet? How many kids do they have? Just me and my sister. Odd mix.
Yeah. They love each other. Some fucking how. I mean, they're still together.
How that came to be? Not really.
So interesting. What does your dad do for work? He's a farmer. Wait. Yeah.
Well, I mean, I have four dogs of my own. So, I don't know. I just hang out with them and then I try to do comedy as much as I can. And that's about it. I don't really play many.
It's both Gideon, Sadie, and Kalachi.
Yeah, it has to be their place.
It's a very nice apartment with a yard.
It's two terriers and then two shepherds mix. Okay. Like a husky, once more of a husky and once more of a German shepherd, and then a border terrier and like a west terrier.
I grew up playing hockey.