Larry David

Look at that. It's very humbling. Who's the worst guest you ever had on this show? The worst. The worst, the absolute worst guest. I've been here 10 years. I want to give them a run for their money tonight. You think you could do that? I think I could try. I've had some bad guests.

Look at that. It's very humbling. Who's the worst guest you ever had on this show? The worst. The worst, the absolute worst guest. I've been here 10 years. I want to give them a run for their money tonight. You think you could do that? I think I could try. I've had some bad guests.

I know who the majority leader is, yes. If only you'd been in Times Square for us.

I know who the majority leader is, yes. If only you'd been in Times Square for us.

And he was like... Well, I'm from Brooklyn. Are you from Brooklyn? Yes. Are you from... No, I was just telling you about my life. I remember my life, yeah. You do remember your life.

And he was like... Well, I'm from Brooklyn. Are you from Brooklyn? Yes. Are you from... No, I was just telling you about my life. I remember my life, yeah. You do remember your life.

I could be worse than Harry Reid. We'll see.

I could be worse than Harry Reid. We'll see.

Already.

Already.

Can I lean back? Do you mind if I lean back? Does that bother you? It doesn't bother me at all. Do you feel comfortable? How about my foot up over here? I don't mind. Is that a problem?

Can I lean back? Do you mind if I lean back? Does that bother you? It doesn't bother me at all. Do you feel comfortable? How about my foot up over here? I don't mind. Is that a problem?

Please. People are a little surprised by my athleticism when they see it, when I demonstrate it. For example... If we were playing basketball, I'd go like that. You wouldn't know what to do. You'd be stymied. I'd go around you so fast. You'd go, jeez, Larry David, he can play basketball.

Please. People are a little surprised by my athleticism when they see it, when I demonstrate it. For example... If we were playing basketball, I'd go like that. You wouldn't know what to do. You'd be stymied. I'd go around you so fast. You'd go, jeez, Larry David, he can play basketball.

Yes.

Yes.

That's hard to mind, though, because your hands go in.

That's hard to mind, though, because your hands go in.

Can I tell you something? Yes. I'm a little concerned that I don't have the right sock length to do it. I'm going to try, and I want to, we'll just, let's look at the sock length. What color are the socks? Also an issue. It's a beigey, but the thing is, you can't show any skin at all on, you know, ever in life, right? When you cross your legs on a man, you can't do that. Let's see.

Can I tell you something? Yes. I'm a little concerned that I don't have the right sock length to do it. I'm going to try, and I want to, we'll just, let's look at the sock length. What color are the socks? Also an issue. It's a beigey, but the thing is, you can't show any skin at all on, you know, ever in life, right? When you cross your legs on a man, you can't do that. Let's see.