K-Funk
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Well, I just want everybody to know that I walked out of that league a champion. Everybody was extremely angry at me because I won the league and then I said I quit. And they were like, wait, what do you mean? You can't quit. I was like, I got better things I gotta do, bro. That's what I do to K-Funk.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Exactly, dude. Hey, Gronkh, good to see you, pal. It's been a long time, man. It's been a long time. I think you were probably dressed up as a pirate walking through Tampa the last time I saw you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
I need more details, please. Oh, man. Let's just say nobody knew who they were, man, and they were happy about that. Wild one, man.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Yeah, what? Mojo is a notorious in the club story that nobody needs to know about.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Everyone saw his shoes and his Subas at the bottom of the floor. Ja. Ja. He's in the Royal Rumble and he's in there. Nobody is going to outlast Mojo in this situation. Everybody ran out. They eliminated themselves, jumped over the top rope, got out of there. The whole club knew Mojo. I think he was still a single man. He still did well that night. I don't know how. Now my moves are more fluid.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
I'm not being held down. You got it out, Mojo. You gotta go, bro.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
I got Cincinnati covering that. I think it's going to be a really tight game. It might be three points, but Cincinnati, I think, covers and or wins the game. Okay. Rollis?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Hi-ya! Bro, Joe, das ist ein faszinierender Nickname. Ich liebe das. Aber es wird ein Lied und ein Tanz, wenn du mich involvierst. Ich meine, du musst das verbreiten. Chris, wer bist du jetzt? Jetzt hast du alle Informationen, die du brauchst.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
In your bio, you should absolutely have Spreadmaster.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
I'm so upset that I didn't think of the Spreadmaster before I got here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Daniel Jones is now on the Vikings. And my heart would tell me, we're going to go ahead and take the Arizona Cardinals in this situation. We're going to use our heart, not our head. That is exactly what time it is. I know exactly what happens when Daniel Jones enters your locker room.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
I don't know who they were. I'd love for you to point them out. I'll have a conversation with any one of them. And if his name is Joe by any chance, Joe Shane, Dein Sohn ist auf Drogen. The son is on drugs. The son is my friend, Enzo. He's my friend. Saquon Barkley.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
What the f*** happened? I swear. He couldn't even believe it. The second I said Saquon, he hung up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
He's in bad shape, dude. He's in real bad shape. I understand he's got a family too.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Er hat viel Nerv. Ich sage dir, Joe Shane ist kein guter Vater.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Und ich weiß das für einen Fakt. Weil jeder, der zu diesem Markt kommt, jeder, der zu diesem Markt kommt und seine Familie mit ihm bringt, ist ein Idiot. Diese Kinder sollten in Missouri geboren werden. Nobody should have to go through that. That kid's son plays football at Don Bosco. He's a freshman quarterback. Could you imagine what he's going through every day? Oh my God.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
And he goes to all-boys school, bro?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Ich weiß es nicht. Ich weiß es nicht. Ich weiß es nicht. Ich weiß es nicht. Ich weiß es nicht. Ich weiß es nicht. Ich weiß es nicht.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
What kind of shoes, what do the bottoms of Mojo's shoes look like, buddy? K-Pump's face. Haha.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Ich glaube, die 30 Punkte, die sie gegen die Chargers gespielt haben, waren einfach beeindruckend. Die Hardball-Bowl. Ich versuche, das zu sagen. Die Hardborough-Bowl. Ja. Die Hardborough-Bowl. Ja. Er hat es gespielt. Also haben diese Jungs einander gespielt und die Chargers sind groß, defensiv groß, off the board. Das ist wirklich interessant, weil du den AFC-Juggernaut hast.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
versus the NFC juggernaut right now. But you guys got to remember one thing. The only team, and this is just me speaking off the riff, because, you know, we're talking ball, bro. Zone knows ball, bro. Zone knows ball. Okay, Ross? You know, because I was a champion in your league that you guys wish I was still in. But I know this for a fact.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Lamar Jackson has only lost to one NFC quarterback in his entire career. Now, do you guys know who it is? Daniel Jones.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
All things come back to Danny Jones, bro. I gotta say, man, I like the Ravens in this one. They just came off of a tough game.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Enzo, who are you taking here? 49ers at Bills. Bills minus 7. Wow.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Josh Allen versus the backup quarterback for San Francisco.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Billy, you're laughing, Billy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Das Notebook sieht aus wie eine Szene aus Superbad, Buddy. Anzo, ich bin der Einzige, der Schicksale auf dem Show bringt.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Bo Nix, here's your stat. 20 touchdowns, 2 turnovers. Okay? The only other people to ever do that, Pat Mahomes, Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, and Peyton Manning in a 10-game stretch. Bo Nix done that as a rookie. He's 24 years old. He played plenty of football, over 60 games at the collegiate level, and he's looking like the rookie of the year.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
I believe in him, and I love Jameis Winston as much as anyone in the world. I mean, his pregame last week was... Can we ask for anything more? He's got a job. Whatever team he is. He'll replace Tom Brady, thank God, when that happens. When we watch Jameis Winston retires, if you put a poll out for the people, if this was wrestling and we really went with the most over guy, who do the people want?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Man of the people? We're taking Jameis Winston in that spot over Tom Brady 10 out of 10 times. I agree.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
And I want him on the field at game days. He should be a sideline reporter. Anytime you got snow hitting the ground, send them to Green Bay. Send that guy to Seattle. Send them anywhere that there's snow. Just get him on the sideline with a smile and a microphone in his face.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Er ist in der Promo-Klasse. Dusty Rhodes ist bereit, sich zu bewegen. Und Frenchy stellt seine Hand und fragt eine Frage.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Ich wollte nach Hause gehen und spielen. Hello, dude. Yes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Oh, bro. Well, I did everybody a favor is what I did, and I shut up Baron Corbin.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
I just told you the short and the skinny of it, dude. That was it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
I hadn't gone yet, so I thought that was going to count for my promo. He's going to love this. It's going to be great.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Hey, ist Shaheed noch nie zurückgekommen? Oder ist er aus dem Jahr?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
I'll go with the Broncos.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Not Thanksgiving without a Madden
Oh yeah, what should we promote today?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
choice of games here we got a lot of big games out on the slate that are missing this week so what do you mean pittsburgh ravens philly washington minnesota seattle houston you got some locks and you're giving us the dolphins in the niners dude what's wrong with the titans and colts i mean the titans and colts barn burner huh you mean the colts need it i mean yeah you're right they do
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
And it's the college football playoffs, which we do every year, and you didn't put one game on there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I just produced a show while we're at it. It'd probably be better.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
No, not me. I can't take credit. You're the oldest alum on K-Funk.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Yeah, take credit. We did win a couple years in a row there. I think last year we stumbled a little bit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Two and three times. We have time to acknowledge him. We have time to let him talk this week. Since last week, I went undefeated and we didn't have time to do anything.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I already got the live drafting lines here, boys. We got the college football playoffs this weekend. Four games. So we're going to make quick picks. We'll do this quick. I'll get Gordy's. Gordy's very busy today. He's meeting with the sports complex owners for some ground fitness.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I don't know. I'm 15-9 in the last month, so it's not too bad.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
After last week where you just don't know anyone's records and stuff, this whole season I'm going to have to audit it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
He's got what? The longer it goes, the better it is from ShareBear.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I was 15 games under .500. Now I'm four, so I'll take that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Okay. Hey, you know what? Get control of your show.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
All right, Billy, let me talk now. All right. So we got the first game this week. Indiana Hoosiers are at Notre Dame. Notre Dame's minus seven on DraftKings. Did you go two and three last week? I was two and three last week.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
He's not playing college football now. We do college football playoffs every year.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Weren't you a bench warmer at college at Maryland? You should want to bet on college.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I didn't play anything. A lot less than, you know, whatever. Where did you play? I don't even have to say anything, K-Funk. You do it to yourself. All right, buddy. I'm going to go ahead and take... I'm not going to take Dorian, Thomas, whatever the hell his name is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
It's a dumb reason, exactly. Thank you, Carl. But there are reasons that make us smile.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I get it now. Yeah. No need to pick good games. Let's just pick Mojo's 69 games.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I can't stand the Cowboys. I don't like the four points, but I don't know, man. The Bucs. I think they beat the Lions and the Eagles, right? Give me the Bucs, too. Baker, give me Baker here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
They... Half time, they put Rattler in. I like him. They gave him a little push there last week. So 14 and a half is way too much. Give me the thanks here. I don't care what the record is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Don't worry, Mojo's taking all my picks, I know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Fairweather? There's no Fairweather fans on this show.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Billy, you're a Fairweather fan? You're not a Fairweather fan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I mean, this is just a Billy special here. I don't even know who to take. My Dolphins are just an embarrassment. Give me the Dolphins. Oh, okay. Now, this is interesting here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Mojo's scared to pick college games. I don't know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
All right, real quick. We already did the older games.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Mojo, the only reason you're in first place is because of the three weeks you went opposite me. You weren't even on the show, so you're welcome. I don't know about that. It has nothing to do with your picks or your knowledge.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
That's what I'm saying. Nothing to do with him. It was a choice. He's some great kicker or something.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Carl, I'll go to you first, Carl. You can do the rest of these three. We got Penn State is minus nine. SMU, Carl, who do you want?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Carl, we got Carl Clemson at Texas. Texas is minus 12.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
All right. And then the last one for you, Carl, will be Ohio State, the Ohio State University at Tennessee. And Tennessee is plus seven and a half. I'm sorry. It's at Ohio State. Ohio State's minus seven and a half.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Have a great day, Carl. Thanks for coming on. All right, Rawless, you took Penn State.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Yes, it worked. We got ShareBear, Penn State, and SMU. SMU is minus nine. I mean, SMU is plus nine, ShareBear.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
None of them are six to nine. None of them are six to nine. They're all good.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Mojo, who do you want in Indiana Notre Dame? Stu Gatz picked Indiana for you. You want to keep that or you want Notre Dame? I don't care. All right, we'll give him Indiana.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Unfortunately, we should have logged off of that. All right, Scare Bear, you're up. Penn State. Penn State SMU, Cher Bear.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Cher Bear's picked Penn State seven times. He picked them one. Cher Bear, Clemson at Texas, Texas minus 12.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Let's go Texas. And then Cher Bear, Ohio State minus 7.5 against Tennessee.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
All right, Rawless, me and you are left. Rawless, you have Penn State. You have Notre Dame. I'll take SMU. And then, Rawless, we have Clemson, Texas. Texas minus 12.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
You want Texas, or then you want Ohio State, I'm assuming, against Tennessee.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
All right. And I'll take – I got Notre Dame. I got SMU. I'll take Texas and Tennessee. So give me two underdogs there. Ooh. SEC, baby. Let's go. All right. Rollis. Rollis. Anything you want to roll there out in sunny Arizona?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Awesome. Hopefully you go undefeated again, buddy. I'm rooting for you. Thank you. Sounds so sincere. I get nothing to promote. Mojo, before we get out of here, Dean, Daddy, is there anything you'd like to promote?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Oh, that's a tough one. I wonder who. Who do we keep? Let's have Billy and Mikey A vote on that one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
He went 3-1-1. There was a tie last week. Yeah, the tie last week. Okay, well, whatever.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
How did he get... I went undefeated last week, so that's... You did not go undefeated. You could not have gone undefeated. You gave an extra win and he jumped over me? That's strange.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
Hey, you know what's funny, Stu Gatz? Last week, this guy had a 20-minute monologue about how undefeated this and undefeated that. And then I go undefeated, and this guy just starts talking about Gordon.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
Well, unlike all you guys, I actually took Carolina last week in the points, so I'm going to give me four points.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
All I'm saying is this guy comes on talking about Gordy this, Gordy that. Gave Gordy an extra win. I don't know how he did that. And then doesn't even mention the fact that I had no losses last year.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
It's par to the course. ShareBear had zero wins. We didn't talk about that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
I'm taking the Colts here. Give me the points. Wow.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
Stepping out. Stepping out. Stepping out. My Gator boy, let's do it. Give me the points.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
Wallace is right. Carl, my biggest bet last week was your Rams, man.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
I'm with you real quick. I can't figure out Seattle either. I'll give you a defensive benefit of the doubt. Give me the Packers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
Might as well. Yeah. Because he was a different person making the picks. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
I mean, I'm undefeated with two chicks at my house. Undefeated. Might as well put that one, too.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
Hey, Mike Yates. Mike Yates, now that we got a little time. Two chick funk. Oh, shit.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
I'll tell you this. Darnold will not have five touchdowns this week for sure. So I'm going to take the Bears. I think their defense is going to put up a good fight here. Give me the Bears.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
I hope you guys do. Maybe Mojo will actually show up next week. Hold on. He only had one win. So,
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
Shout out to this water. Tomorrow, I am... One month, no alcohol. Finished my one month cleanse. Yes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Christmas All Year
Well, I don't know. You know what? I might keep it. I might roll it on through New Year's. I feel good. Let's see. Let's see.