Joshua Yellis
Appearances
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
Oh, Jesus Christ. All right. Women argue like terrorists. They fight like terrorists. I'll give you an example. Every guy in this room knows what I'm talking about. You'll say something to your woman. You'll say something to your woman. That means nothing to you, and she'll take it as a personal fucking attack against everything she believes in.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
You'll be sitting on the couch next to her that night, and you ask her, you can see that she's pissed. You'll say, honey, what's wrong? She'll say, nothing, it's fine. You know she's fucking mad. An hour goes by. She's not ready yet, because she's still putting the dynamite in the vest. She's not ready to blow up the fucking square yet. She's waiting until later in the night, right?
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
You wait an hour, you say, honey, what's wrong? It's fine. She's still getting her pilot's license, fellas. She doesn't have her box cutter yet. She's not ready to hit the towers. As soon as your eyes are closing to go to sleep, she says.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
Yeah. There you go, dude. First time. Picks up the sound. First time. Your wife can't hear you.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
No, dude. Yeah. Yeah. That could easily be the problem. Shout out to Alexandra. I love you. We're getting married in May.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
I fucking love it, dude. I love it. I'm keeping America alive, me and all the truck drivers out there. Fuck yeah, man.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
Gatorade bottles mostly, you know, sometimes a shitty bathroom with a hooker, you know?
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
Honestly, man, I don't have a lot of crazy stories. I'm listening to Kill Tony, listening to podcasts, a lot of comedy. I don't know.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
I work for a crane company, so mostly counterweights for crane. Not that interesting. Sorry, guys. Okay.