Josh Wolf
Appearances
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
He said he went to college with his friend. Can I tell you, now as a Red Sox fan, can I tell you what my favorite part of this World Series was and in the last few playoffs that the Yankees have been in? Them choking? There's nothing that as a Red Sox fan that I like more than cutting to sad Yankee fans in the stands. They are the saddest. There's no group of people that look sadder.
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And let me tell you something else that's crazy because my generation and this young generation. So after the Yankees lost, right, I was actually in L.A. at the time, and there was a Yankee fan in the hotel lobby, and there were some Dodger fans. And the Yankee fan said something about 28 or 29, however many rings they have. And the Dodger, he was a kid, like 20.
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He goes, what are you talking about? The Yankees are like the 49ers. They can't win the big one. That's how long ago it was for this generation of people since the Yankees have won. And my thing about the 28- Five in my lifetime is pretty good. Yeah, but dude, even dinosaurs walk the earth.
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But it's the late 90s, man. And they won one in 09. You look at people that my son's age, he's 27, right? That 09 one, yeah, but mostly it's- Ooh. This is my favorite, man. I thought that was Parkland.
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Dude, as a Red Sox fan, I understand that picture very well.
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This whole city, man, it's hard. Sometimes I don't know if it's homeless people or somebody live streaming. Yeah.
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By the way, a thousand percent that kid has a podcast right now.
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Isn't he the guy who hit the home run off the Braves?
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Mark Waller's. Dude. Oh, nice. And Mark Waller's up to that point was as money as any closer ever. And he never had a good game. He broke him. That game fucking broke him. I faced him in high school.
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This whole city walking around. I can't, this is the, I don't come here enough. It always reminds me there. It's like a, such a mix between homeless and high fashion.
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I faced him in high school. I played some college baseball. And I faced him in high school. And he pitched for Holyoke. And I grew up in Amherst. And man, it was like 34 degrees. And with those metal bats. And he was pumping 92, 93. Nobody even wanted to. The first kid who swung a bat, that foul ball, he walked back. He was like, it hurts so much.
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We were all like, Mom, I'm not even going to try to touch the ball. It was crazy how hard he was throwing.
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Especially in the back or the ribs or the wrist. I played for a school called Trinity, but there's an actual guy named Josh Wolfe. I think he got drafted by the Mets.
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oh damn um but just live in a different life there's a guy in the cast you know i was i played baseball for a school before the internet yeah but i was i can pull up a picture on my phone if you want to see it but all right um but yeah man i uh how was the the trim with the the college baseball were you just cleaning up No, okay, I went to school in Texas and I had really long hair at the time.
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Okay, all right. And my, first of all, my coach was casually racist. He was this dude named Slim. We called him Slim and he was, he, okay. So he was trying to, every time he would give us, he would prep us for what team we were playing. And he was like, so guys, this next team we're playing, they got a lot of skill players. And we were like, skill players?
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And he was like, you know, skill players. You know, like five tool skill players. And I was like, we were all like, what are you talking about? He was like, a lot of them are black. And I was like, oh, all right.
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They're, somebody's using a scarf to look good and somebody's using it to wipe their ass.
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Yeah. By the way, I was the one Jew. I went to college in San Antonio.
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I see Wolf. 100% Jewish, got bar mitzvahed. When I was in college, my roommate had, I went to his house for Thanksgiving and he had a relative who had never seen a Jew before and he was just staring at me. And I was just, he was the whole week. The Annie Hall scene. So one day I just look at him and I go, what's going on? He goes, I just never, I just never seen a Jew before.
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It's not that different when they're walking down the street.
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That's what I said. I go, what do you think? He goes, not what I thought you'd look. So are you saying, by the way.
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I get a lot of Jew jokes. I love the fact when people say you don't look Jewish, when people ask me, does that bother you? I'm like, no, I take it as a compliment. I know what they mean.
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Big nose and no chin and saggy face. Yeah, I get it.
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Right. You don't want to act like that, either.
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Great fucking movie. Oh, good. Watching his movies is kind of like listening to Michael Jackson's music for me. It's like, fuck.
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If you didn't know who Leonardo DiCaprio was when he showed up in public, you'd be like, is that dude homeless?
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That's right. I don't have to watch him diddle.
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If it had happened now, it had been such a much bigger deal with social media. Like, some of that stuff, those dudes who got away with shit, it just kind of went away.
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I said to somebody once, they were like, who's one of your favorite comics? I said, Bill Cosby, pre-rape. And I was like, well, actually, there's no pre-rape. There's probably during rape.
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But like- People got away with shit or it just kind of went away.
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There was no way for it to spread like wildfire like there is now.
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The problem is right now is that you can be any news source and report. And then somebody's going to be like, I believe it.
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America's sweetheart, dude. That's like saying something bad about Dolly Parton.
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Do you remember sharing a love for Kelly Clarkson?
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Oh, you sang with Jewel? I sang a Backstreet Boys song with Jewel. Pull it up. Oh, please.
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Jewel is one of, in person, was one of the most beautiful people I have ever seen in my entire life. Wow. I could not.
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Although it feels kind of appropriate. I mean, to get choked out to death. Yeah. And being the Kung Fu guy. I guess. Feels like it should be.
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Why are you dressed like this? I had a talk show for a minute, and we had people come on to sing their guilty pleasure songs. Wow. What? And so Jules, this was her guilty pleasure song, one she had always wanted to sing. Oh, man.
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And what happened when her mom managed her and her mom taking her money. That never works, by the way.
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Yeah. My dad was an educator his whole life. He would not believe. He was like, this is one weekend? Yeah. He would not be able to wrap his head around.
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I think as soon as she really started talking about what was happening with her was when it fucking really kicked in. I was like, oh, this is super interesting. Right. You can tell her feelings were hurt.
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You know what I was thinking about? There are so many things that we did on Chelsea's show that it's such a good thing they aren't on the internet.
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We did a sketch. Remember where the two Asian people who worked at the office carried us around on rickshaws?
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They carried us on rickshaws. They dubbed the Asian people's voice with white people's voices. And the name of the sketch was Arrive Me A Rhone.
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What were the sketches you shut down? There were none. This is what was great about that, especially the first couple years. It was one of the lowest ratings. The good old days.
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But there was no notes those first couple years because it was so lowly rated that they were just like, yeah, do whatever. Right. And she pushed the envelope.
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I'm not into, I don't think, any weird sex stuff. I don't mind looking at it, but I've never been a guy, like, I think the furthest my weird is is a finger in the ass.
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Yeah, it was kind of crazy. And she really in the room, especially the first couple of years, it got different as it. But in the room, if it was weird and she thought it would be kind of funny, she'd be like, yeah, let's do it.
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And the men, it was reversed. However sexually harassed or exploited she had felt women had been is what she was doing to dudes. So we were the ones in short skirts. Shirtless and stuff. Shirtless. Interesting. We were the ones who were being sexualized. And she did not... She did one show, man. But for you, you're like very fit. I feel like it was all right for you.
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She did things like... She would humiliate dudes. There was one show she didn't like Bobby Lee's first two jokes. So she was like, Bobby, get under the desk for the next... I don't like these jokes. Tell your jokes from underneath the desk. And then carry the rickshaw. Yeah. But yeah, she was... The first thing she said to Ryan Lochte when he came out for an interview, remember who he is?
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And he was not known to be the brightest person. He sat down for the interview and the first thing she said to him was, so do you think you're stupid? Oh, I don't remember that either. What do you say? I forget. I was laughing too hard.
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Although I did have a friend of mine tell me, he lived in Germany for a while. And he was like, he's like, Germany's crazy, dude, because first dates, these women are putting their fingers in my ass.
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You're just having someone play Guy Fieri, but he has a sister with a goatee That we would have Chewie which was her little Mexican sidekick do little little guy First of all, he would always ask how much does the Holocaust cost?
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Always. And then we would always put him in a diaper. Remember, he would dress up like a baby and put him in a little diaper.
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Remember where he would put his hand? If he was standing next to a woman, his hand would come right... Oh, wow. Here we are.
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C-H-U-Y. Yeah, make sure you get the spelling right on Pornhub. C-H-U-Y Bravo.
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He goes, every woman in Germany, that first time we're messing around, their finger goes right in my ass. I'm like, first?
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I don't ever remember thinking in the joke room, we can't do that.
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Yeah. But it put us on the road, a lot of us, before we should have been in front of audiences. Oh, you think? I think when I look back at the comic, I was like, I was ready.
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But when I think about the stand up that I was doing at that time in front of the size crowds that we were, it was a little disproportionate.
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For me, I mean, I think people were still just happy that we were there.
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I actually had to change my audience because I really... so the chelsea glow was off of me and i wasn't talking about the things on stage that chelsea was interested in listening interesting so it was like oh i better find a group of people that actually want to hear what i'm talking about but it's hard to figure that out for like rooms that that size or that kind of pressure
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I think first date, finger in the ass, it feels like one step farther than I'd go.
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A one through 10, how effective would you feel like you hitting on somebody is?
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I need to see, I need to know you well enough to actually have looked at your fingers. Right, right. How are your nails? What's the cleanliness?
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By the way, can't they designate a stall for that so I know that I'm not?
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Yeah, I stopped drinking years ago, but I've been taking drugs for 30 years. Hell yeah. And not a little bit of drugs. Not like coke and stuff like that. I don't like that. But I like drugs that change your brain.
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And so when I it's not like, oh, fucking you again.
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But I'm gone for three or four days. And when I come back, we're like, oh, hey, I really kind of I kind of like.
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There are some people who are like, if you eat a hot dog, it's gay. I mean, if you stick it in your asshole.
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Maybe eye contact. Oh, yeah. It's like eye contact with a straw. I don't love. I think that's something I could probably.
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You know, I was at a long time ago. I was at a barbecue at Ralphie May's house. Long time ago in the Hollywood Hills. And I said to him, I go, Ralphie. And I had to go poop. I go, Ralphie, I got to go to the bathroom. He goes, Joshua, go up into my bathroom. The second floor. Nobody's going to bother you up there. So I go up there, and I sit down, and I fell in.
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I fell in the toilet, and I go downstairs to Ralphie. I'm like, Ralphie. He goes, did you fall in? I go, yeah. He goes, yeah, I knew you skinny ass would. I had to buy an extra big toilet. He bought an extra big toilet, and I didn't know that, so the hole was bigger.
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So I fucking fell, and I was like, I didn't know they sold extra big. He goes, yeah, they can sell them extra big. So they were extra big, and they were sturdier, because he would break...
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Toilet seats, a normal size. So that one, they had the extra large toilet seats they got.
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And, man, Ralphie Mae... Ralphie May, he was the first one of us who made money. And he was an incredibly generous dude. And I remember we were going in his car to Jack in the Box to get food for everybody in his little apartment complex. And he ordered for everybody. And then he ordered a separate bag. He was like, yeah, can I get whatever you ordered? But it was like a legit bag of food.
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And I go, what's that for? And he goes, that's for me on the drive back. And he goes, open up the glove box. And I opened up the glove box and he had his own condiment robe.
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And yet he was like... He was like, I need the Cholula. I need that. And I was like, you have your own condiments? He had his own condiment. A custom-built glove box.
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He also, he used to watch after my kids sometimes. And he pretended to be a pinata. So when they hit him, he would throw candy at them.
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I've never tried to be sexy with a straw, though.
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Well, he and Joey Diaz both were the, for a while, my kids' babysitters because they would do it for free. That is hilarious.
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I was going to say, trying to be sexy doesn't feel like your move.
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I would love to hear. Your dirty talk must be terrible. It's terrible. You're a whore.
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The writer's room, though, like if you've never been in one, even if you're a great writer, it's an intimidating place to get your joke in.
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Well, also on that roundtable, it depended on who you were there with. Some people were competitive with you and just wanted to get your joke in. Yeah. And some people really just wanted it to be more of a conversation and just kind of let it be almost podcasty. Let it be. Those are my favorite ones when it was very flowy. Yeah. And like a topic would come up, but nobody really.
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It's even, it's worse when nobody even comments on it.
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I'll tell you what I, you know what I love about Spade and Bargatze, both of them? To me, the way they deliver their jokes, their throwaways are sometimes their best. Like, they're like modern day Bob Newharts.
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Nate especially, where he throws, some of his throwaways are like, that's the best joke. It's crazy. That's such a different way to deliver jokes.
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Yeah, that's not dirty talk, dude. That's just your dog looks like Pauly from Rocky.
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It's so different. I don't know anybody else who does anything even close to what he does.
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It's great. It's clean, but it's not vanilla.
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There's a huge difference between being just clean. You're like, that's the most boring... non-thought provoking 100% it's still great jokes yep I saw him in Vegas and his dad opened for him which was that's amazing I heard his dad crushes his dad crushes and then he when he was intro and Nate he was crying and I that's touching he goes he does it every show I was like oh got it got it
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he hates it nate's bigger he's like he does a denzel tier he works it up but nate opened with 10 minutes of crazy vegas jokes whoa that i asked his dad i'm like he does this is it are these his vegas jokes he goes no these are new this weekend wow crushed
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I remember a long time ago, he opened for me at Zany's.
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And I was like, this kid's kind of funny. And then at fucking Bridgestone, I'm like, well, he's definitely. This kid's got something. My gosh, this kid's onto something.
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Do you like Vegas? More than any place I've ever lived.
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It's not even that. It's not just the Jew part.
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Yeah, I do like the sweater, though. That's a good touch.
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Yeah, yeah. But I love it. I have a residency there every Monday night. Where at? At Kimmel's. Oh, nice. And so what I love about performing there every Monday is, okay. It really, Vegas is the one place, especially on a Monday, where I know if a joke works, because when I'm on the road, I'm in front of people that know me and like me. So sometimes it's really hard to tell, is that joke funny?
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Or they just know me, or they already know my story. They know, right? But in Vegas, 50% of the people don't know me every show. So when it only hits half the crowd, I'm like, that's a joke for my crowd. But when it hits everybody, I'm like, oh, this joke is funny.
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It's such a great litmus test for me to go out and try all my new shit. And it's a Monday at 730. Yeah. So there's like zero pressure.
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Because you can tell, you're like, oh, they didn't just laugh because they know my cadence. Yeah. Or because they know. You get away with a lot with that cadence.
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Damon Wayans told me once when I first got to L.A. and he was doing a lot of stand up. He was like, these 15 minute sets are really dicey. I said, why? He goes, because you have a 15 minute grace period as a famous person.
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After 15 minutes, the longer sets, if you're not funny, but the 15 minutes, they're just happy to be this close to you.
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So sometimes it's really hard to tell what's funny and what they're just laughing because I'm Damon Wayans.
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But his special, I think he's very underrated.
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I love, love, love how conversational you are Like, I love watching you. Oh, thanks, man. I love watching you perform. It's so... Have you guys seen...
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because it's your life, it makes it conversational.
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Beth and I watch the show. It's a lot of fun, man.
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You also get to be a little more sarcastic and a bit of, that's different than other things that you've got to do.
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Did you... By the way, man, that... People have been outing everybody who's ever been at a P. Diddy party. And let me just say, if in 2017 P. Diddy had been like, do you want to come to a party? I'd have been like, yeah.
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By the way, if you go in and audition for that role, you either got it or you don't. There's no like, well, let's see him again.
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If I sit down at a table and you take that dirty rag that's wet out of the dirty bucket and you wipe my table and then you don't dry it off so it's just covered with the wet, dirty water. That is gross.
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But I'm going to dry it off with my napkin. But that one to me is...
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Yeah. Although for some people, probably like, deal. Maybe.
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Really good. See the doc that. That was on Netflix with him and his friend.
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Yeah. It's a wreck. It was so good. But there's a scene in that where they go to a restaurant. The two of them, but they're in Texas, man.
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And as... his trans friend as a man used to take these trips across country and she wanted to know if it was still, and she liked those small, she liked going to little tiny rodeos and small diners and dive bars, but she wanted to know if it was still safe for her to do that as a trans woman. And they sat in this restaurant
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He even said that after we did it. I've been in the public eye forever. I've never felt more stared at. It was a great, it was a really cool story.
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Mazel tov. If I walked into a party and the first thing they handed me was baby oil, I'd been like, this is probably not my party.
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He seems like the type of dude, and I don't know him at all, but that would, he's gonna say hello if you say hello.
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How does he work with that? Do you do it as written first, and then you're like, hey, let's just fuck around?
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No, it's definitely not. Everybody gets their own baby oil. That's a lot of lube.
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Mushrooms. I like ecstasy. I like acid. I did jump on that ketamine train for a little while. Isn't that the bad shit? Special K. I hated it. Really? I didn't like it at all.
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What do you think was the hardest you've laughed in a theater? Do you remember?
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I think Tropic Thunder. Oh, that was a big one. In the theater, Tropic Thunder, those first 15 minutes in the movie trailers. That was big. Was like- Huge. Crazy funny.
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I think the craziest theater, two craziest theater experiences I ever had. One was Blair Witch because we had never seen anything like it. And you walked out of there like, wait, was that? What did we just watch? But also the same thing was the first Jackass.
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That's a big laugh. We were in there and we had never seen anything like it. And that first opening scene with them just punching each other in the face was just like... The whole theater on both of those was such a huge... But Blair Witch walking out of there, people didn't know if they were supposed to like it, if they were supposed to be worried. That type of shooting had never been seen before.
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Well, you did hear that Ashton Kutcher came out like last week or the week before.
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Well, now we have memes. Comedies aren't bringing people to the theater. It's got to be like a $200 million. I know.
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This is maybe the worst thing. He came out and said- This guy's on a cold streak, by the way.
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Or the old sitcoms where it was like, how'd that fat dude get that beautiful?
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He's not an offended. That's not how you say it.
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This is getting him colder. He comes out and says, hey, Diddy might spread rumors about me and they're not true. I'm like, dude, this is- Shouldn't have said that. That means guilty.
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My special's on YouTube. I've always put my specials on. Yeah, you're a pioneer.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
You were like, what do you think about putting it on YouTube? I was intrigued by it. So this special is actually, I'm so proud of it because here's a couple things that I want to do different. I didn't do any wide shots. The people coming in didn't know, most of them, that it was a special.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
I wanted it to feel pretty authentic to a comedy show experience. All close up, right? And I didn't...
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
edit this is one what okay so I had to kick somebody out oh nice I kept all of I kept everything in because I wanted it to feel like a real authentic show and I did exactly how the owner stiffed you at the end you kept that that's right Will Smith slapped you I and I did I did something look it's called four stories because I tell long stories
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
and so i wanted it my my my people were like you can't just tell four stories i'm like but this is what i fuck your people so i i i just do what you do man but it's four stories if you like stories and that's the kind of comedy you like this is a great special man awesome i really like it out it's a four stories comedy your old stuff is like 18 million it's crazy views before anyone else was getting those numbers
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
That's like you're going home to your girlfriend being like, somebody might call you and say they gave me a blowjob.
We Might Be Drunk
Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Yeah, man. Well, I appreciate that. And I'm all over on the road. I tour with my son now. He opens for me.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
but it's so much fun he opens he tells stories about me I do my stand up and because so much of my stories have been about him in the past he and I do a Q&A it's a ton of fun yeah wow so yeah it's been this is the most fun I've ever had on stage just traveling around with him it's how old is he he's 27 oh he's 27 I got five grandkids dude whoa I know can you believe it oh you're white you're a fucking gilf yeah yeah
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Oh, yeah. That's insane. But, yeah, yeah. But it's a ton of fun.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
You work out? Yeah, I work out. You eat right. And Vegas is so stress-free. Sober. Yeah, look at her.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
She's got a movie set up on Netflix right now.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
That's a bad look to know a guy's going away for rape, have him reach out to you and go, will you give me a character reference? And you're like, yeah.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
That is a dumb friend. Who you have something on.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
I agree with you. How much do character references help with certain crimes? I think it's narcissism. I think it's like, I'm famous. This will help. That's good. I think we found out recently it hurts. Yeah. The famous part, I think we found out recently.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
It's not at all what it used to be. No, as a matter of fact, it's almost a negative now. Still works with companies though.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Japan commercials. They still work. Like if Brad Pitt tries to sell something in Japan, I think that probably still works.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Or is that a tranquilizer? Yeah, it's like a tranquilizer. It's a dissociative. I like mushrooms because I like seeing things. I like my brain thinking about things that it wouldn't normally. Sure.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
I heard that it was viewed more in Japan than it was over here.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Yeah, but there's only seven people in Japan. There's maybe more than seven.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
And then I wonder how many of the people here were Japanese. Oh, another good point.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Here's what I like about baseball. To me, it's my favorite sport to see live. I don't love it on TV, but to go out to the park.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Even if you can fuck around with your friends. Yeah. I hate football live. It's not a fun sport live.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
And there are some things. I like the close-up aspect of the football.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Slow motion. Yeah. Are there any good seats at a football stadium?
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Not even close, because on TV you can't see how fast they move, and you can't appreciate how fucking big those guys are.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Yeah, yeah. And the hard-ons. Mostly me. But the speed and the size. On TV, you're like, okay.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
But when you see them hit each other, you're like, oh, I would be dead right now.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
So you really, because you're below the ring.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
That's Lemieux's hairline? Look at that, dude. That looks like a backwards wig.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Listen, man. I remember. This is how old I am.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
I remember being real, real, real, real, real young. And you would write a letter to an athlete. And they would send you an autographed picture in the mail. Wow. And it was the coolest. Now, they probably weren't autographing him.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
I would take three grams before my Friday night shows. Wow. And I would just I have a lot of them recorded and on YouTube and they're just at some point there was a one show where I really was I kept talking to somebody over my shoulder. And finally somebody in the audience was like, who are you talking to? And I thought, because I tour with my son, I thought he was up there with me. He was not.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
I bet. Yeah, probably. I'm a Red Sox guy. So I had written for Jim Rice and Fred Lynn's, those are old Red Sox dudes, autographs. And they send them back. And I remember asking Jim Rice later about it. I was like, dude, I got your autograph in the mail. And he was like, that was a...
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
She's, for me, top four... Especially, without a doubt, women who have ever been on SNL. She's just always funny.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
Yeah. I felt that same way about Kristen Wiig.
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That's one of those I can be like, I'm hard to remember laughing that hard at a sketch live.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
I'll tell you what that was. He had hit a ball that hit that kid in the stands.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
He went and grabbed him and brought him through the dugout.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
I always used to think about that. Those screaming line drives into the stands. And the announcer would be like, there's a lucky fan. I'm like, how lucky really is it? Because even if they try to catch it with their hand.
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Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
it hurts yeah i just a ground ball with your hand think about now people on their phones like that back then you paid attention to the game yeah yeah it's like you're on your phone bam you know well they put up the screens i think in every stadium now yeah right down the right there i think they put up the screens down on every stadium because people were getting hit in the fucking head with a