Jon Jones
Appearances
The Rewatchables
‘Heaven Can Wait’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan
Supposed to be a boxing movie.
The Rewatchables
‘Heaven Can Wait’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan
And punch people? The orangutan's going to grab a banana and eat it? Oh my God. We've done it.
The Rewatchables
‘Heaven Can Wait’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan
Caddies weren't black.
The Rewatchables
‘Heaven Can Wait’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan
Like Missoula? Missoula was just like, I'm getting out of here.
The Rewatchables
‘Heaven Can Wait’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan
And then she's like, you're the quarterback.
The Rewatchables
‘Heaven Can Wait’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan
Right. Right? Was that the first one? Yeah.
The Rewatchables
‘Heaven Can Wait’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan
I didn't deserve that. I'm saying billionaire guys.
The Rewatchables
‘Heaven Can Wait’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan
No, I'd be like AI TikTok.
The Rewatchables
‘Heaven Can Wait’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan
But that's what he's trying to be, regular guy. I know. Everything.
The Rewatchables
‘Heaven Can Wait’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan
But you're going to be Tom Jarrett.
The Rewatchables
‘Heaven Can Wait’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan
Gotcha. I'm just going to move on to Apex Mountain. Go for it. Worm Baby? No. No?
The Rewatchables
‘Heaven Can Wait’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan
I've never seen anybody dying on the stupider story for a week and a half while I'm telling your journalist. What the fuck was that? Seriously. What the fuck? Oh, Belichick's dating a girl. Oh, let me do nine shows about it. I can't tell. Settle the fuck down. If this was about Jeffrey Lurie, though, would you be like, we got to get public? Because that's the thing, right?
The Rewatchables
‘Heaven Can Wait’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan
All right. You don't need to do a media talk about a fucking podcast.
The Rewatchables
‘Heaven Can Wait’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan
Because I feel like those guys were getting away with a lot back then.
The Rewatchables
‘Heaven Can Wait’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan
But I think this might have topped it. Leo Farnsworth invented the owner syndrome. I own the Rams and I'm now the quarterback.
The Rewatchables
‘Heaven Can Wait’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan
He's like, yeah, I'm heading down to the Coliseum. It's the Super Bowl. All the streets are closed.
The Rewatchables
‘Heaven Can Wait’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan
Yeah, he's from Ohio. It was a little like the Bears. I liked it.
The Rewatchables
‘Heaven Can Wait’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan
Can I do Taylor Fade there?