Jon Jones

Yeah.

Supposed to be a boxing movie.

And punch people?

And punch people? The orangutan's going to grab a banana and eat it? Oh my God. We've done it.

Cynicism.

Mm-hmm.

Really good stuff.

Fuck you guys.

Caddies weren't black.

Like Missoula? Missoula was just like, I'm getting out of here.

And then she's like, you're the quarterback.

Right. Right? Was that the first one? Yeah.

I didn't deserve that. I'm saying billionaire guys.

No, I'd be like AI TikTok.

Yeah.

But that's what he's trying to be, regular guy. I know. Everything.

But you're going to be Tom Jarrett.

So...

Gotcha. I'm just going to move on to Apex Mountain. Go for it. Worm Baby? No. No?

I've never seen anybody dying on the stupider story for a week and a half while I'm telling your journalist. What the fuck was that? Seriously. What the fuck? Oh, Belichick's dating a girl. Oh, let me do nine shows about it. I can't tell. Settle the fuck down. If this was about Jeffrey Lurie, though, would you be like, we got to get public? Because that's the thing, right?

All right. You don't need to do a media talk about a fucking podcast.

Because I feel like those guys were getting away with a lot back then.

But I think this might have topped it. Leo Farnsworth invented the owner syndrome. I own the Rams and I'm now the quarterback.

He's like, yeah, I'm heading down to the Coliseum. It's the Super Bowl. All the streets are closed.

Yeah, he's from Ohio. It was a little like the Bears. I liked it.

Can I do Taylor Fade there?

Yeah.