Joe Biden

Jesus Christ. Let me suck on that. What's your favorite food to eat out of the feeding tube?

You're like, hey, not a bad idea, dude. Tony, what'd I say about doing the accent? It's hilarious.

You're like, hey, not a bad idea, dude. Tony, what'd I say about doing the accent? It's hilarious.

You're like, hey, not a bad idea, dude. Tony, what'd I say about doing the accent? It's hilarious.

You guys, I'm gonna be done being president in about two weeks, and I'm looking to pick up a new hobby, and I thought I could do a minute here on Kill Tony tonight. You guys mind if I do a minute of stand-up comedy?

You guys, I'm gonna be done being president in about two weeks, and I'm looking to pick up a new hobby, and I thought I could do a minute here on Kill Tony tonight. You guys mind if I do a minute of stand-up comedy?

You guys, I'm gonna be done being president in about two weeks, and I'm looking to pick up a new hobby, and I thought I could do a minute here on Kill Tony tonight. You guys mind if I do a minute of stand-up comedy?

Hey, America, how we doing? One more time for Joe Rogan, Tony Hinchcliffe, and Harlan Williams, everybody. Come on. Come on, keep it going over here. We got a kid over here. David Lucas. Give it up for the star of sex and the obesity. Love that guy. David's the only guy with a harder time with stairs than me. We'll keep it in. People say, don't take the border problem seriously.

Hey, America, how we doing? One more time for Joe Rogan, Tony Hinchcliffe, and Harlan Williams, everybody. Come on. Come on, keep it going over here. We got a kid over here. David Lucas. Give it up for the star of sex and the obesity. Love that guy. David's the only guy with a harder time with stairs than me. We'll keep it in. People say, don't take the border problem seriously.

Hey, America, how we doing? One more time for Joe Rogan, Tony Hinchcliffe, and Harlan Williams, everybody. Come on. Come on, keep it going over here. We got a kid over here. David Lucas. Give it up for the star of sex and the obesity. Love that guy. David's the only guy with a harder time with stairs than me. We'll keep it in. People say, don't take the border problem seriously.

I say, why do you think I moved David to Texas? You want to get in this country, you got to go through his fat ass. Come on. Keep it going for Hans Kim, everybody. Come on, he's still here. Keep it going for Hans Kim. Hans is autistic, or as I call it, he's hochi-mentally retarded. What else we got? Ari Maddy. Didn't I, what are you doing here? Didn't I trade you to get Brittany Griner back?

I say, why do you think I moved David to Texas? You want to get in this country, you got to go through his fat ass. Come on. Keep it going for Hans Kim, everybody. Come on, he's still here. Keep it going for Hans Kim. Hans is autistic, or as I call it, he's hochi-mentally retarded. What else we got? Ari Maddy. Didn't I, what are you doing here? Didn't I trade you to get Brittany Griner back?

I say, why do you think I moved David to Texas? You want to get in this country, you got to go through his fat ass. Come on. Keep it going for Hans Kim, everybody. Come on, he's still here. Keep it going for Hans Kim. Hans is autistic, or as I call it, he's hochi-mentally retarded. What else we got? Ari Maddy. Didn't I, what are you doing here? Didn't I trade you to get Brittany Griner back?

Happy holidays. Ari, you look like you have a 401 KKK. Ari, you look like you watch these Disney movies just to see the parents die. Rufy Hauser, MD. All right, what else we got? Red Band's here. Red Band looks so sad. It's just because he saw the list of foods that RFK is gonna ban. Like bagels and fruit. Red Band looks like even his knees have double chins. I love you, Red Band.

Happy holidays. Ari, you look like you have a 401 KKK. Ari, you look like you watch these Disney movies just to see the parents die. Rufy Hauser, MD. All right, what else we got? Red Band's here. Red Band looks so sad. It's just because he saw the list of foods that RFK is gonna ban. Like bagels and fruit. Red Band looks like even his knees have double chins. I love you, Red Band.

Happy holidays. Ari, you look like you have a 401 KKK. Ari, you look like you watch these Disney movies just to see the parents die. Rufy Hauser, MD. All right, what else we got? Red Band's here. Red Band looks so sad. It's just because he saw the list of foods that RFK is gonna ban. Like bagels and fruit. Red Band looks like even his knees have double chins. I love you, Red Band.

Congrats on the engagement. What else we got? Hans Kim. buys his clothes on Amazon. Tony looks like Marty McFly got on the DeLorean and said it to gay guy. That's all out of me. I'm just President Joe Biden. I got two weeks left. Maybe I'll get Santa Carmen and go on. I'm going to go take a pee. I got to take a pee.

Congrats on the engagement. What else we got? Hans Kim. buys his clothes on Amazon. Tony looks like Marty McFly got on the DeLorean and said it to gay guy. That's all out of me. I'm just President Joe Biden. I got two weeks left. Maybe I'll get Santa Carmen and go on. I'm going to go take a pee. I got to take a pee.

Congrats on the engagement. What else we got? Hans Kim. buys his clothes on Amazon. Tony looks like Marty McFly got on the DeLorean and said it to gay guy. That's all out of me. I'm just President Joe Biden. I got two weeks left. Maybe I'll get Santa Carmen and go on. I'm going to go take a pee. I got to take a pee.

That's the new COVID, we got a plan for it.