Joe Biden

Great job. Nice to see somebody else moving slow. You crushed it. Very funny.

Got a lot of spunk.

Got a lot of spunk.

Got a lot of spunk.

Double dare me.

Double dare me.

Double dare me.

Oh, someone's getting a fruit by the pointless... No, I ran out of fruit by the foot. Harlan, you got a pack of ultra-ribbed condoms.

Oh, someone's getting a fruit by the pointless... No, I ran out of fruit by the foot. Harlan, you got a pack of ultra-ribbed condoms.

Oh, someone's getting a fruit by the pointless... No, I ran out of fruit by the foot. Harlan, you got a pack of ultra-ribbed condoms.

This is the first time I've used a condom in 50 years.

This is the first time I've used a condom in 50 years.

This is the first time I've used a condom in 50 years.

Circumcise that microphone. Hey, America, I finally got a knife from Joe Rogan. Put that on your bingo card and fuck it. Thanks, Joe. Unbelievable. True story, by the way. Joe did cut a hole in the condom.

Circumcise that microphone. Hey, America, I finally got a knife from Joe Rogan. Put that on your bingo card and fuck it. Thanks, Joe. Unbelievable. True story, by the way. Joe did cut a hole in the condom.

Circumcise that microphone. Hey, America, I finally got a knife from Joe Rogan. Put that on your bingo card and fuck it. Thanks, Joe. Unbelievable. True story, by the way. Joe did cut a hole in the condom.

Where's that blanket? I can throw it to him. Don't think it's a hot air balloon. You're so funny.

Where's that blanket? I can throw it to him. Don't think it's a hot air balloon. You're so funny.

Where's that blanket? I can throw it to him. Don't think it's a hot air balloon. You're so funny.

This is the worst job interview I've ever been to.