Jimmy Wistman
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And it's weight loss that... This is weight loss results that last. They stick around because you get yourself into a lifestyle change.
And it's weight loss that... This is weight loss results that last. They stick around because you get yourself into a lifestyle change.
Peggy Sue, but I've never heard of Peggy Ann.
Peggy Sue, but I've never heard of Peggy Ann.
Yeah, that's more small town. That's a smaller town than small town.
Yeah, that's more small town. That's a smaller town than small town.
Oh, highfalutin Peggy Sue.
Oh, highfalutin Peggy Sue.
Yeah, what the fuck, dude?
Yeah, what the fuck, dude?
At home, he's like, I've done enough of that.
At home, he's like, I've done enough of that.
Oh, they got the same last name. Got it.
Oh, they got the same last name. Got it.
Keep to themselves a little.
Keep to themselves a little.
Switch it on and switch it off.
Switch it on and switch it off.
That's nice.
That's nice.
It's a great gig. That's the best used car to sell. Shit.
It's a great gig. That's the best used car to sell. Shit.
Wow, that's the top, and that's the most it would be worth.
Wow, that's the top, and that's the most it would be worth.
You judge him as he just got off work?
You judge him as he just got off work?
I'm blinds closed guy.
I'm blinds closed guy.
He's in the garage with some grease on him. That's a great guy.
He's in the garage with some grease on him. That's a great guy.
But several low crimes is like – It's a pattern.
But several low crimes is like – It's a pattern.
Just a few months later.
Just a few months later.
What's he doing?
What's he doing?
He's selling Toyotas. What's he talking about minerals for?
He's selling Toyotas. What's he talking about minerals for?
He had a tough few years.
He had a tough few years.
He went through some shit there for a minute.
He went through some shit there for a minute.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
This one doesn't matter. We don't have any money.
This one doesn't matter. We don't have any money.
We're going to lose our home.
We're going to lose our home.
It's not even in that neighborhood.
It's not even in that neighborhood.
So I got married 12 years ago. Uh-oh.
So I got married 12 years ago. Uh-oh.
God damn.
God damn.
Zero degrees in there.
Zero degrees in there.
Very casual.
Very casual.
What's your specials with pizza and breadsticks?
What's your specials with pizza and breadsticks?
Boy, is he good at small talk.
Boy, is he good at small talk.
I'm not fucking around.
I'm not fucking around.
Help her out.
Help her out.
OK, man.
OK, man.
I don't want to get into it. It's a whole ass book, lady.
I don't want to get into it. It's a whole ass book, lady.
You'd be able to see things.
You'd be able to see things.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, shoot.
In the garage, it's full of beers.
In the garage, it's full of beers.
No way she's alive, huh?
No way she's alive, huh?
Those things are frozen.
Those things are frozen.
We had a whole conversation.
We had a whole conversation.
Do you need a sweater?
Do you need a sweater?
Where else are you going to be?
Where else are you going to be?
I got I got her some Advil and I'll be down the road.
I got I got her some Advil and I'll be down the road.
We know who she is. Her husband's name is Joe.
We know who she is. Her husband's name is Joe.
I don't want to tell on me.
I don't want to tell on me.
That's it.
That's it.
Sure. Well, yeah.
Sure. Well, yeah.
This is not...
This is not...
Hi, what's your name? You sound nice. I'm single.
Hi, what's your name? You sound nice. I'm single.
You say there's one in stock still? What's your first name? What's your first name?
You say there's one in stock still? What's your first name? What's your first name?
We've already gone through this, so –
We've already gone through this, so –
We got it, Joe.
We got it, Joe.
Fucking verbose son of a bitch. Shut up.
Fucking verbose son of a bitch. Shut up.
Carnegie, yeah.
Carnegie, yeah.
Because... He's the most conversational.
Because... He's the most conversational.
The road's real icy and I need to keep somebody on the phone in case something happens.
The road's real icy and I need to keep somebody on the phone in case something happens.
That's Johnny trauma.
That's Johnny trauma.
Okay, Joe, we'll determine that.
Okay, Joe, we'll determine that.
Yeah, he didn't try to correct her. How'd you know my name's Joseph?
Yeah, he didn't try to correct her. How'd you know my name's Joseph?
She's missing things, man.
She's missing things, man.
What is going on?
What is going on?
That's staying up late.
That's staying up late.
They went to bed at 9 p.m. and they're already awake.
They went to bed at 9 p.m. and they're already awake.
No, you're not. Okay.
No, you're not. Okay.
I don't think they want you over.
I don't think they want you over.
Great point.
Great point.
He might be in Chattanooga.
He might be in Chattanooga.
That's a Toyota-thon around here.
That's a Toyota-thon around here.
He shot a woman, partially dismembered her, and said he's going to his old employment to murder several people.
He shot a woman, partially dismembered her, and said he's going to his old employment to murder several people.
License and registration.
License and registration.
I'm going to wait this fucker out.
I'm going to wait this fucker out.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
So he turns his phone off, on and off.
So he turns his phone off, on and off.
We know nothing about what this guy did.
We know nothing about what this guy did.
No Chattanooga friends.
No Chattanooga friends.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Morse coding with her eyes.
Morse coding with her eyes.
Thanks. Come by and remember the worst day of your life.
Thanks. Come by and remember the worst day of your life.
The idea is fucked up.
The idea is fucked up.
Wow, she's got it together too mentally that she didn't slip up and say something like what he did was ice cold or some shit like that.
Wow, she's got it together too mentally that she didn't slip up and say something like what he did was ice cold or some shit like that.
That's what everybody thinks.
That's what everybody thinks.
Otherwise, he's been a monster that's held this down for so many years.
Otherwise, he's been a monster that's held this down for so many years.
Not just the ditch on the side.
Not just the ditch on the side.
That's what happens, man.
That's what happens, man.
It's worth less than a Camry probably.
It's worth less than a Camry probably.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
I just bought four books, James. I've just been staring at them.
I just bought four books, James. I've just been staring at them.
That's a spelling of Alicia, but it could be Alicia.
That's a spelling of Alicia, but it could be Alicia.
I've known two women named Alicia spelled this way.
I've known two women named Alicia spelled this way.
It's the South. All bets are off.
It's the South. All bets are off.
All that spaghetti in the sky over there. Fuck that place.
All that spaghetti in the sky over there. Fuck that place.
Yeah, these scumbags driving through our neighborhood in their Camrys. Fucking in their shitty 10-year-old Camrys.
Yeah, these scumbags driving through our neighborhood in their Camrys. Fucking in their shitty 10-year-old Camrys.
Okay, we get it, guys.
Okay, we get it, guys.
It's already a fight.
It's already a fight.
Yeah, you lose every time, man.
Yeah, you lose every time, man.
He didn't say it was in there. He said it's out by Oakland Farms.
He didn't say it was in there. He said it's out by Oakland Farms.
Okay, well, perhaps the investigator, the fucking guy that wrote the article, drove through Oakland Farms to get there.
Okay, well, perhaps the investigator, the fucking guy that wrote the article, drove through Oakland Farms to get there.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
He doesn't just describe the color of a rat's ass.
He doesn't just describe the color of a rat's ass.
Shame on you.
Shame on you.
She has turned this whole thing upside down.
She has turned this whole thing upside down.
And how annoyed she is that Joe had to drive down it to get there to murder his wife.
And how annoyed she is that Joe had to drive down it to get there to murder his wife.
You want me to drive to Columbus upset?
You want me to drive to Columbus upset?
A lot of commuters.
A lot of commuters.
We're in there on fucking Broadway every night, though.
We're in there on fucking Broadway every night, though.
And then also lives down the street from you, fucker.
And then also lives down the street from you, fucker.
You got that.
You got that.
Now, here's some fucking quilters.
Now, here's some fucking quilters.
Small hint to piss because she doesn't wipe after she pees.
Small hint to piss because she doesn't wipe after she pees.
She seems like a tough broad.
She seems like a tough broad.
Running back.
Running back.
I get it because these things like to do double meaning of running back. So she's running back to a guy, but he was probably the running back.
I get it because these things like to do double meaning of running back. So she's running back to a guy, but he was probably the running back.
And now back to the show.
And now back to the show.
Sounded it out.
Sounded it out.
Don't go to 21 if you're not about that.
Don't go to 21 if you're not about that.
Are they charred or is it on the inside?
Are they charred or is it on the inside?
And it's weight loss that... This is weight loss results that last. They stick around because you get yourself into a lifestyle change.
Peggy Sue, but I've never heard of Peggy Ann.
Yeah, that's more small town. That's a smaller town than small town.
Oh, highfalutin Peggy Sue.
Yeah, what the fuck, dude?
At home, he's like, I've done enough of that.
Oh, they got the same last name. Got it.
Keep to themselves a little.
Switch it on and switch it off.
That's nice.
It's a great gig. That's the best used car to sell. Shit.
Wow, that's the top, and that's the most it would be worth.
You judge him as he just got off work?
I'm blinds closed guy.
He's in the garage with some grease on him. That's a great guy.
But several low crimes is like – It's a pattern.
Just a few months later.
What's he doing?
He's selling Toyotas. What's he talking about minerals for?
He had a tough few years.
He went through some shit there for a minute.
Oh, fuck.
This one doesn't matter. We don't have any money.
We're going to lose our home.
It's not even in that neighborhood.
So I got married 12 years ago. Uh-oh.
God damn.
Zero degrees in there.
Very casual.
What's your specials with pizza and breadsticks?
Boy, is he good at small talk.
I'm not fucking around.
Help her out.
OK, man.
I don't want to get into it. It's a whole ass book, lady.
You'd be able to see things.
Oh, shoot.
In the garage, it's full of beers.
No way she's alive, huh?
Those things are frozen.
We had a whole conversation.
Do you need a sweater?
Where else are you going to be?
I got I got her some Advil and I'll be down the road.
We know who she is. Her husband's name is Joe.
I don't want to tell on me.
That's it.
Sure. Well, yeah.
This is not...
Hi, what's your name? You sound nice. I'm single.
You say there's one in stock still? What's your first name? What's your first name?
We've already gone through this, so –
We got it, Joe.
Fucking verbose son of a bitch. Shut up.
Carnegie, yeah.
Because... He's the most conversational.
The road's real icy and I need to keep somebody on the phone in case something happens.
That's Johnny trauma.
Okay, Joe, we'll determine that.
Yeah, he didn't try to correct her. How'd you know my name's Joseph?
She's missing things, man.
What is going on?
That's staying up late.
They went to bed at 9 p.m. and they're already awake.
No, you're not. Okay.
I don't think they want you over.
Great point.
He might be in Chattanooga.
That's a Toyota-thon around here.
He shot a woman, partially dismembered her, and said he's going to his old employment to murder several people.
License and registration.
I'm going to wait this fucker out.
What the fuck?
So he turns his phone off, on and off.
We know nothing about what this guy did.
No Chattanooga friends.
Oh my God.
Morse coding with her eyes.
Thanks. Come by and remember the worst day of your life.
The idea is fucked up.
Wow, she's got it together too mentally that she didn't slip up and say something like what he did was ice cold or some shit like that.
That's what everybody thinks.
Otherwise, he's been a monster that's held this down for so many years.
Not just the ditch on the side.
That's what happens, man.
It's worth less than a Camry probably.
Oh, Jesus.
I just bought four books, James. I've just been staring at them.
That's a spelling of Alicia, but it could be Alicia.
I've known two women named Alicia spelled this way.
It's the South. All bets are off.
All that spaghetti in the sky over there. Fuck that place.
Yeah, these scumbags driving through our neighborhood in their Camrys. Fucking in their shitty 10-year-old Camrys.
Okay, we get it, guys.
It's already a fight.
Yeah, you lose every time, man.
He didn't say it was in there. He said it's out by Oakland Farms.
Okay, well, perhaps the investigator, the fucking guy that wrote the article, drove through Oakland Farms to get there.
Hell yeah.
He doesn't just describe the color of a rat's ass.
Shame on you.
She has turned this whole thing upside down.
And how annoyed she is that Joe had to drive down it to get there to murder his wife.
You want me to drive to Columbus upset?
A lot of commuters.
We're in there on fucking Broadway every night, though.
And then also lives down the street from you, fucker.
You got that.
Now, here's some fucking quilters.
Small hint to piss because she doesn't wipe after she pees.
She seems like a tough broad.
Running back.
I get it because these things like to do double meaning of running back. So she's running back to a guy, but he was probably the running back.
And now back to the show.
Sounded it out.
Don't go to 21 if you're not about that.
Are they charred or is it on the inside?