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The Charlie Kirk Show

Elon Musk: Public Enemy #1

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And he fired them immediately upon landing. Tesla stock is way down, almost disastrously so. People have been vandalizing Tesla vehicles, new Tesla vehicles. Please don't vandalize, don't ever vandalize Tesla vehicles. And so Elon Musk has been making the rounds in the right-wing media.

The Charlie Kirk Show

Elon Musk: Public Enemy #1

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I want you to know we are lucky to have Charlie Kirk.

The Dan Bongino Show

JD Vance on Working for Trump, VP Harris and the Power of Memes | Episode 4

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Tesla stock is way down, almost disastrously so. People have been... Vandalizing Tesla vehicles, new Tesla vehicles. Please don't vandalize, don't ever vandalize Tesla vehicles. And so... That's the joke.

The Dan Bongino Show

JD Vance on Working for Trump, VP Harris and the Power of Memes | Episode 4

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Incidents of arson, someone lit a bunch of Teslas on fire.

The Dan Bongino Show

JD Vance on Working for Trump, VP Harris and the Power of Memes | Episode 4

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Even benign incidents of arson, someone lit a bunch of Teslas on fire. And here's the thing, I get that people are upset. Burning a car might not be great for the environment. I don't think that's what they had in mind when they invented the electric car. In Las Vegas yesterday, someone threw a Molotov cocktail at a Tesla service center.

The Dan Bongino Show

JD Vance on Working for Trump, VP Harris and the Power of Memes | Episode 4

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At least five Teslas blew up, one from the Molotov and four because that's just what Teslas do sometimes. LAUGHTER And no one should be setting fires. You could kill somebody. You could hurt somebody. Elon Musk might not care about other people, but decent Americans should. The world's richest man has been trying to drum up sympathy for himself lately. His sales are down. His stock is down.

The Dan Bongino Show

JD Vance on Working for Trump, VP Harris and the Power of Memes | Episode 4

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Last night, he was somber as he went through this with Sean Hannity.

The Dan Bongino Show

JD Vance on Working for Trump, VP Harris and the Power of Memes | Episode 4

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Well, let me see if I can explain it for you. When you pull out a chainsaw to celebrate firing thousands of people, they get mad. It's just that, you know... My God, I mean...

The Dan Bongino Show

JD Vance on Working for Trump, VP Harris and the Power of Memes | Episode 4

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I made a statement that the road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you're overreacting. You're not overreacting. They got all angry when I talked about fascism. I said, quit exhibiting fascist tendencies and we won't say that.

The Megyn Kelly Show

Domestic Terrorism Targeting Tesla, Trump Cracking Down on Title IX Violations: AM Update 3/20

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Tesla stock is way down, almost disastrously so. People have been vandalizing Tesla vehicles, new Tesla vehicles. Please don't vandalize, don't ever vandalize Tesla vehicles.

The Megyn Kelly Show

Domestic Terrorism Targeting Tesla, Trump Cracking Down on Title IX Violations: AM Update 3/20

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Please don't vandalize, don't ever vandalize Tesla vehicles.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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That's right, yes.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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Yeah, yeah.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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That's great.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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Thank you.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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Thank you.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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Hey, I'm very glad to be here and honored to be part of this, but I just want to start with, I guess I could call an excuse. I don't know how to put this, but... I love the show so much that I refuse to just gorge it so I could catch up with where you guys are in the podcast. And you sent me all the episodes and that was exciting. And at first I was like, oh, oh, this is good.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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But I do like watching them one week at a time. I like the conversations I have with other people during the week. I don't love binging. I like it's like I'm a I'm a glutton. I can't be trusted with a pile of stuff.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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Yeah, and you have to be careful. You can't have discussions. And I know it makes me a bad podcast guest, but you just done such a good job with the show that I refuse to jump ahead. So I didn't, and I'm going to be behind on the facts, but I do have a lot of questions for you guys. I know that this is your show, but I also am aware that the audience does not care about me at all.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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They're listening to hear about the show, right? Do you have any experience asking people questions about the show?

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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To a fault, to a fault, yes.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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yeah um but i'm yeah definitely interested like do you want to like start hitting us with any questions please do please i do i do i'm going to tell you some of the things i love about the show the attention to detail is just absolutely insane i i sometimes just look i look at it and i go like there must be something wrong with these guys like i mean how much time i know like it took a lot of time to put the show but it seems like you layered like six different shows into one show

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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Yeah, I think with Lost, which is I think probably a lot of people compare this show to Lost. I haven't been this absorbed in a show since Lost. Adam, I think I told you I started like rearranging the letters in Keir Egan to see what the anagram might be. And there's a Scrabble word, Regine, which means of the queen. And I was like, of the queen, that could be something.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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And then there's like a, there's Ike Reagan, you know, it was like Reagan and Ike is that, does that mean anything?

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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I'm interested in every aspect of the show. I love the characters. I'm rooting for Mark, rooting for all the innies that we see regularly and we know. But one thing that I really love about the show and about the company, Lumen, it's this big, kind of scary, somewhat menacing, mysterious organization, but they're also kind of dumb.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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I wonder if it makes people take another look around their own workplaces in some ways.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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Yeah. Here's a really big question for you guys. And it's possible that Adam doesn't know the answer and that Ben does, but I don't know. I saw the pilot for Lost two months before it came out. And I was just crazed for it in the next episode. I mean, I was absolutely crazed. And it was funny because I think ABC didn't really like the show. And I went nuts over it.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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And they were like, huh, maybe this is something. And so I was very involved on a week-to-week basis in the show. We had all the cast members on. I became friends with these guys to the point where they said to me, And this was really, when I look back on it, it is a really sick thing they did to me. Because I said, do you know what the ending is? And they said, yeah, we know what the ending is.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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And I was like, really? You know, you're not just figuring it out as you go along. And they said, you know what we're going to do? We're going to write the ending down on a piece of paper. and we will give you a manila envelope with the ending in it. And you can choose whether you want to open it or not, which is a very losty thing to do, you know? Yes. Yes, it is.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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And I thought about it for a while, and I'm like, fuck you guys, I don't want it. Because I know I'll open it. I know, you know, I know I'll smoke a joint or something like that. Yeah. And then I'll have this secret I have to keep for who knows how long. And I declined their offer, but it was a real offer. Wow.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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It was. And they told me exactly what they would have would have been in the envelope. You know, Jack's eyes open, you know, the whole the as it ended. But spoiler for me, 15 years later, do you know the ending?

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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I don't like eggs. When I was on the radio, I felt that my television career was heating up. And so I announced to the guys I worked with, one of the guys was a vegetarian, but he didn't mind a little bacon on his food. He got an Egg McMuffin and he, you know, those McDonald's like circular pieces of bacon. They're like prefabricated bacon.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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He pulled it off and I picked it up and I said, if I'm still working here and I nailed it to the wall. And I said, if I'm still working here in one year, I'm going to eat this bacon. And so, It hung on the wall for a year. And of course, I was still there at the end of the year.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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And I felt I had to eat it because I said I would. And I did. I ate the bacon. It had the consistency of like a giant fingernail.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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It did not make me sick. I started feeling sick just because people were calling in and telling me about trichinosis and various pork-related parasites. Yeah. It turns out you can do that. It's one of the great things about McDonald's food. You can put it on a shelf for a year.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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Well, all children are at least kind of smelly, right? I mean, I know mine are. If you don't bathe them, yes. I think I'd rather be a shambolic rube. I'm not far off from that in the first place.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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Thank you, Leah H. You've got people calling you and saying praise Kier now.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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It's not like when you go to a national renter car and they're all kind of the same.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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When I was in high school, only girls drove Rabbits. Also, my parents weren't going to buy me one, so that was the other reason they didn't have one. But it was considered to be a girl's car, but I loved them. I have a Volkswagen thing that I converted to electric. Yeah.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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I think what's happening there is I think what you're saying maybe is that it is impossible for the audience to put more pressure on Ben Stiller than Ben Stiller puts on himself. Yeah.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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For making such a great show and for working. So I know how hard you work on it. And, uh, I think one of the great things about the podcast is you can hear how much people appreciate it, and we definitely do. Thanks, man. Thanks, man. All right, see you soon.

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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Where am I?

The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S2E8: Sweet Vitriol (with Patricia Arquette and Jimmy Kimmel)

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Exactly.