Jessel Taank
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You don't get rewarded for going early.
You get the shitty room.
And Brynn's like, I mean, I just can't pick on someone.
Like, I fight in my own weight class.
When someone acts like that, I just can't.
You can have sex and get rid of your headache.
Why would you tell my parents that?
And Brynn's like, um, so there's a puppy and there's Miami and you got surgery.
And Jester's like, poor Jenna.
And then she's thrown into the lion's den.
But like, again, I wouldn't know because you don't tell me anything.
And nothing adds up.
And I can see through your perfect tan, Jenna.
You wanted to come on a Monday?
And she's like, three days?
You're going for absolutely no reason, Povit.
To spend time with famous people.
You're going to spend time with a sandwich.
A sandwich that's not really even that famous.
Has Michelle Obama ever rubbed shoulders with a banh mi?
I can't wait to try and get on Brynn's good side.
My God. I wish my husband would make noise like that when I walk into a room.
My God. I wish my husband would make noise like that when I walk into a room.
Oh, you know, I'm surprised you recognize me. I got a new face and everything.
Oh, you know, I'm surprised you recognize me. I got a new face and everything.
So gentle. Tell me about your new boobs. What about the teeth?
So gentle. Tell me about your new boobs. What about the teeth?
I know. I'm like, give me a breather. Hello.
I know. I'm like, give me a breather. Hello.
My therapist bill is like skyrocket high right now.
My therapist bill is like skyrocket high right now.
No, he's banned from therapy. I mean, he cannot join any of my sessions anymore.
No, he's banned from therapy. I mean, he cannot join any of my sessions anymore.
He really wanted to be here. By the way, he is your biggest fan. It's so funny because when the season first started to air, he was like, there are these two guys on the internet that are making fun of your accent. And I was like, what the fuck? Who are these knobheads? And then I started listening to you and I was like, oh, they're actually really funny. Yeah.
He really wanted to be here. By the way, he is your biggest fan. It's so funny because when the season first started to air, he was like, there are these two guys on the internet that are making fun of your accent. And I was like, what the fuck? Who are these knobheads? And then I started listening to you and I was like, oh, they're actually really funny. Yeah.
I curse a lot. I'm British.
I curse a lot. I'm British.
He would love nothing more. Nothing more.
He would love nothing more. Nothing more.
I think so. I mean, I feel like, you know, the key is to just be authentic and to be yourself. Like, I live my life and the show follows me. I don't follow the show. And I think it's very apparent that it clearly works because, thank you for crowning me fan favorite, by the way.
I think so. I mean, I feel like, you know, the key is to just be authentic and to be yourself. Like, I live my life and the show follows me. I don't follow the show. And I think it's very apparent that it clearly works because, thank you for crowning me fan favorite, by the way.
Thank you. What are these plastic glasses, guys?
Thank you. What are these plastic glasses, guys?
Oh, my God. Well, you packed it out. I mean, this is impressive.
Oh, my God. Well, you packed it out. I mean, this is impressive.
Really amazing.
Really amazing.
You can come up with one and then I'll just tap onto that.
You can come up with one and then I'll just tap onto that.
I'll take that toast.
I'll take that toast.
Is that Prosecco?
Is that Prosecco?
Christopher Columbus, a.k.a. Aaron.
Christopher Columbus, a.k.a. Aaron.
My God. I wish my husband would make noise like that when I walk into a room.
Oh, you know, I'm surprised you recognize me. I got a new face and everything.
So gentle. Tell me about your new boobs. What about the teeth?
I know. I'm like, give me a breather. Hello.
My therapist bill is like skyrocket high right now.
No, he's banned from therapy. I mean, he cannot join any of my sessions anymore.
He really wanted to be here. By the way, he is your biggest fan. It's so funny because when the season first started to air, he was like, there are these two guys on the internet that are making fun of your accent. And I was like, what the fuck? Who are these knobheads? And then I started listening to you and I was like, oh, they're actually really funny. Yeah.
I curse a lot. I'm British.
He would love nothing more. Nothing more.
I think so. I mean, I feel like, you know, the key is to just be authentic and to be yourself. Like, I live my life and the show follows me. I don't follow the show. And I think it's very apparent that it clearly works because, thank you for crowning me fan favorite, by the way.
Thank you. What are these plastic glasses, guys?
Oh, my God. Well, you packed it out. I mean, this is impressive.
Really amazing.
You can come up with one and then I'll just tap onto that.
I'll take that toast.
Is that Prosecco?
Christopher Columbus, a.k.a. Aaron.