Jessel Taank
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
My God. I wish my husband would make noise like that when I walk into a room.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
Oh, you know, I'm surprised you recognize me. I got a new face and everything.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
So gentle. Tell me about your new boobs. What about the teeth?
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
My therapist bill is like skyrocket high right now.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
No, he's banned from therapy. I mean, he cannot join any of my sessions anymore.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
He really wanted to be here. By the way, he is your biggest fan. It's so funny because when the season first started to air, he was like, there are these two guys on the internet that are making fun of your accent. And I was like, what the fuck? Who are these knobheads? And then I started listening to you and I was like, oh, they're actually really funny. Yeah.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
I think so. I mean, I feel like, you know, the key is to just be authentic and to be yourself. Like, I live my life and the show follows me. I don't follow the show. And I think it's very apparent that it clearly works because, thank you for crowning me fan favorite, by the way.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
Thank you. What are these plastic glasses, guys?
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
Oh, my God. Well, you packed it out. I mean, this is impressive.
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#2729 2025 Golden Crappies Act One
You can come up with one and then I'll just tap onto that.