Jenna Sparrow
Appearances
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
Hi, everyone. Did everyone watch the Super Bowl? Yeah? It's like the Christmas of sports, right? I think it is. Actually, we don't celebrate football at my house. Here's a joke that I wrote about my experience dating an NFL player. How can you tell the difference in between a girl that just fucks an NFL player versus a girl that actually dates an NFL player? It's where her bruises are located.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
Like fun places or like, you know. That's how you know he loves you, right? Every time I hear a guy say that dating is hard, I'm like, trust me, it could be harder. Try wearing a turtleneck in July. That's very difficult. Okay. No, I have this thing about me, like, if I love you, I'll put up with anything. It's called a Nicole Brown Simpson attachment style. Attachment style.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
Yeah, I do. I do an art history comedy podcast, yeah, called The Bad Art Show. Yeah.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
I think we know exactly what topic we're going to cover with you. Yeah, you like anything post-war. I've got a whole plan.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
Well, I'm sober now, so not that much. I come here and put myself in front of you for fun.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
Ooh, slow burn. I think being an alcoholic at 15 was probably the first sign.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
I'm from Florida. Maybe I should have done that material. You guys would have connected more with it.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
Oh, my God. I think I was vodka with, like, orange juice chaser, I think, was what it was.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
Oh, yeah. Well, again, I'm from Florida, so there's a lot of cocaine in Florida. Lots of it. I got a couple of DUIs over the years. There was some stuff that was not ideal. He loves it.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
No, I scrubbed it. I scrubbed it. What? Brian, Brian, why are you asking that question?
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
Well, you hate art, so I'm not sure you're going to find anything about that interesting. Okay.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
What do I do other than the art podcast? I work out a lot. I like pit bulls. I'm a dog person.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
I like pit bulls because I like men just like a violent liability. Does that make sense? I like a dog that's dangerous. It's great.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
No, no. I have a girl dog, to be clear. I have a girl dog. You can meet her. She's very nice.