Jenna Sparrow
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Hi, everyone. Did everyone watch the Super Bowl? Yeah? It's like the Christmas of sports, right? I think it is. Actually, we don't celebrate football at my house. Here's a joke that I wrote about my experience dating an NFL player. How can you tell the difference in between a girl that just fucks an NFL player versus a girl that actually dates an NFL player? It's where her bruises are located.
Hi, everyone. Did everyone watch the Super Bowl? Yeah? It's like the Christmas of sports, right? I think it is. Actually, we don't celebrate football at my house. Here's a joke that I wrote about my experience dating an NFL player. How can you tell the difference in between a girl that just fucks an NFL player versus a girl that actually dates an NFL player? It's where her bruises are located.
Hi, everyone. Did everyone watch the Super Bowl? Yeah? It's like the Christmas of sports, right? I think it is. Actually, we don't celebrate football at my house. Here's a joke that I wrote about my experience dating an NFL player. How can you tell the difference in between a girl that just fucks an NFL player versus a girl that actually dates an NFL player? It's where her bruises are located.
Like fun places or like, you know. That's how you know he loves you, right? Every time I hear a guy say that dating is hard, I'm like, trust me, it could be harder. Try wearing a turtleneck in July. That's very difficult. Okay. No, I have this thing about me, like, if I love you, I'll put up with anything. It's called a Nicole Brown Simpson attachment style. Attachment style.
Like fun places or like, you know. That's how you know he loves you, right? Every time I hear a guy say that dating is hard, I'm like, trust me, it could be harder. Try wearing a turtleneck in July. That's very difficult. Okay. No, I have this thing about me, like, if I love you, I'll put up with anything. It's called a Nicole Brown Simpson attachment style. Attachment style.
Like fun places or like, you know. That's how you know he loves you, right? Every time I hear a guy say that dating is hard, I'm like, trust me, it could be harder. Try wearing a turtleneck in July. That's very difficult. Okay. No, I have this thing about me, like, if I love you, I'll put up with anything. It's called a Nicole Brown Simpson attachment style. Attachment style.
That's the clinical term, I think. Thank you. Thank you, guys.
That's the clinical term, I think. Thank you. Thank you, guys.
That's the clinical term, I think. Thank you. Thank you, guys.
Yeah, I do. I do an art history comedy podcast, yeah, called The Bad Art Show. Yeah.
Yeah, I do. I do an art history comedy podcast, yeah, called The Bad Art Show. Yeah.
Yeah, I do. I do an art history comedy podcast, yeah, called The Bad Art Show. Yeah.
I think we know exactly what topic we're going to cover with you. Yeah, you like anything post-war. I've got a whole plan.
I think we know exactly what topic we're going to cover with you. Yeah, you like anything post-war. I've got a whole plan.
I think we know exactly what topic we're going to cover with you. Yeah, you like anything post-war. I've got a whole plan.
No, we're going to have you on to talk about how much you hate it.
No, we're going to have you on to talk about how much you hate it.
No, we're going to have you on to talk about how much you hate it.
Well, I'm sober now, so not that much. I come here and put myself in front of you for fun.
Well, I'm sober now, so not that much. I come here and put myself in front of you for fun.
Well, I'm sober now, so not that much. I come here and put myself in front of you for fun.
Ooh, slow burn. I think being an alcoholic at 15 was probably the first sign.
Ooh, slow burn. I think being an alcoholic at 15 was probably the first sign.
Ooh, slow burn. I think being an alcoholic at 15 was probably the first sign.
I'm from Florida. Maybe I should have done that material. You guys would have connected more with it.
I'm from Florida. Maybe I should have done that material. You guys would have connected more with it.
I'm from Florida. Maybe I should have done that material. You guys would have connected more with it.
Oh, my God. I think I was vodka with, like, orange juice chaser, I think, was what it was.
Oh, my God. I think I was vodka with, like, orange juice chaser, I think, was what it was.
Oh, my God. I think I was vodka with, like, orange juice chaser, I think, was what it was.
Oh, yeah. Well, again, I'm from Florida, so there's a lot of cocaine in Florida. Lots of it. I got a couple of DUIs over the years. There was some stuff that was not ideal. He loves it.
Oh, yeah. Well, again, I'm from Florida, so there's a lot of cocaine in Florida. Lots of it. I got a couple of DUIs over the years. There was some stuff that was not ideal. He loves it.
Oh, yeah. Well, again, I'm from Florida, so there's a lot of cocaine in Florida. Lots of it. I got a couple of DUIs over the years. There was some stuff that was not ideal. He loves it.
No, I scrubbed it. I scrubbed it. What? Brian, Brian, why are you asking that question?
No, I scrubbed it. I scrubbed it. What? Brian, Brian, why are you asking that question?
No, I scrubbed it. I scrubbed it. What? Brian, Brian, why are you asking that question?
Well, you hate art, so I'm not sure you're going to find anything about that interesting. Okay.
Well, you hate art, so I'm not sure you're going to find anything about that interesting. Okay.
Well, you hate art, so I'm not sure you're going to find anything about that interesting. Okay.
What do I do other than the art podcast? I work out a lot. I like pit bulls. I'm a dog person.
What do I do other than the art podcast? I work out a lot. I like pit bulls. I'm a dog person.
What do I do other than the art podcast? I work out a lot. I like pit bulls. I'm a dog person.
I like pit bulls because I like men just like a violent liability. Does that make sense? I like a dog that's dangerous. It's great.
I like pit bulls because I like men just like a violent liability. Does that make sense? I like a dog that's dangerous. It's great.
I like pit bulls because I like men just like a violent liability. Does that make sense? I like a dog that's dangerous. It's great.
Yeah, sure, but they're a good dog, you know?
Yeah, sure, but they're a good dog, you know?
Yeah, sure, but they're a good dog, you know?
No, no. I have a girl dog, to be clear. I have a girl dog. You can meet her. She's very nice.
No, no. I have a girl dog, to be clear. I have a girl dog. You can meet her. She's very nice.
No, no. I have a girl dog, to be clear. I have a girl dog. You can meet her. She's very nice.
I do have a cat, and it's very good with the cat, so there's that.
I do have a cat, and it's very good with the cat, so there's that.
I do have a cat, and it's very good with the cat, so there's that.
Right in the... I think you were aiming for my tits.
Right in the... I think you were aiming for my tits.
Right in the... I think you were aiming for my tits.