Jeff Scott
Appearances
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
I was watching a documentary before the show. But it got a little depressing, so I had to turn it off. It turns out dolphins will have sex with just about anything. Like, they're extremely horny creatures. And it kind of bummed me out, dude. I just thought what me and Flipper had was special, you know? I have herpes now, bastard.
KILL TONY
#707 - JAMES MCCANN
I really am trying to improve myself right now, though I quit playing video games. No more smoking weed or, you know... No more drinking. I started going to church, and that means no more masturbating, you know, especially no more jerking off. In fact, if I'm going to have sex from now on, I only want it to be the Lord's way. I just wish the priest would, you know, take it easy on me, dude.