Jean-Baptiste Toussaint
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So I eat this semoule, we go back to the hotel the next day, and then I wake up, and you know, when you wake up, you have a bit of a nebulous view, you see a bit blurry. And so I look at my arm, and I have the impression that I have some semoule on my arm, so I try to remove it like that, and finally I can't remove it.
So I eat this semoule, we go back to the hotel the next day, and then I wake up, and you know, when you wake up, you have a bit of a nebulous view, you see a bit blurry. And so I look at my arm, and I have the impression that I have some semoule on my arm, so I try to remove it like that, and finally I can't remove it.
And it turns out that it's not semoule, but it's a clock, in relief, quite big, transparent.
And it turns out that it's not semoule, but it's a clock, in relief, quite big, transparent.
And I'm like, what the hell is this? And I look inside the clock, and it grunts like little spiders. Oh, the bastard! It grunts like little spiders. Oh, the bastard. Trigger warning, so... And at that moment, I don't know anymore, I must be 13, 14 years old, and I'm stressed, I call my mother, what's going on, etc.
And I'm like, what the hell is this? And I look inside the clock, and it grunts like little spiders. Oh, the bastard! It grunts like little spiders. Oh, the bastard. Trigger warning, so... And at that moment, I don't know anymore, I must be 13, 14 years old, and I'm stressed, I call my mother, what's going on, etc.
And then we go to see the guy from the hotel who says we have to take him to the hospital in Dakar and all that stuff to open it because otherwise it can get infected and all that. And so they opened it for me with all the pus and the little spiders that were coming out. And I still have a scar. There is the proof. There is the proof. There is the proof. There is the proof. There is the proof.
And then we go to see the guy from the hotel who says we have to take him to the hospital in Dakar and all that stuff to open it because otherwise it can get infected and all that. And so they opened it for me with all the pus and the little spiders that were coming out. And I still have a scar. There is the proof. There is the proof. There is the proof. There is the proof. There is the proof.
There is the proof. There is the proof.
There is the proof. There is the proof.
Oui, c'est ça. Vous connaissez la légende sur les avions. C'est qu'on a le droit de péter parce qu'on n'entend pas et ça ne sent pas d'ailleurs.
Oui, c'est ça. Vous connaissez la légende sur les avions. C'est qu'on a le droit de péter parce qu'on n'entend pas et ça ne sent pas d'ailleurs.
Oh well I think that... They spotted him.
Oh well I think that... They spotted him.
No. Never in my life. Me, alive. I'd rather die. I have a question that may surprise you, or shock you. But who has ever had this fantasy of doing it in the toilets of the plane? Not fart, make love. Make love. We talked about it.
No. Never in my life. Me, alive. I'd rather die. I have a question that may surprise you, or shock you. But who has ever had this fantasy of doing it in the toilets of the plane? Not fart, make love. Make love. We talked about it.