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I mean, I tried it for a little bit, and it was fucking lit.

I mean, I tried it for a little bit, and it was fucking lit.

I mean, I tried it for a little bit, and it was fucking lit.

The Nashville, we're exclusively keeping it in Nashville and Laurel Canyon.

The Nashville, we're exclusively keeping it in Nashville and Laurel Canyon.

The Nashville, we're exclusively keeping it in Nashville and Laurel Canyon.

If you're black and you live in Laurel Canyon, feel free, my friend. All right. Wear that fucking stupid ass hat.

If you're black and you live in Laurel Canyon, feel free, my friend. All right. Wear that fucking stupid ass hat.

If you're black and you live in Laurel Canyon, feel free, my friend. All right. Wear that fucking stupid ass hat.

Those bitches are ugly. With the big feather? With the big feather. Oh, man, those are not cool.

Those bitches are ugly. With the big feather? With the big feather. Oh, man, those are not cool.

Those bitches are ugly. With the big feather? With the big feather. Oh, man, those are not cool.

SMH. Neo wears that hat. Well, there's a lot of things Neo does. I love Neo. I really love Neo. That guy is awesome.

SMH. Neo wears that hat. Well, there's a lot of things Neo does. I love Neo. I really love Neo. That guy is awesome.

SMH. Neo wears that hat. Well, there's a lot of things Neo does. I love Neo. I really love Neo. That guy is awesome.

Wait, I just Googled Neo and he... Let me report on it. His Google images, he has all the hats. He's got the newsboy hat. He's got the wide brim. He's got the fedora. He's got the baseball cap. He's got the feather hat. I mean, this guy is wearing every hat.

Wait, I just Googled Neo and he... Let me report on it. His Google images, he has all the hats. He's got the newsboy hat. He's got the wide brim. He's got the fedora. He's got the baseball cap. He's got the feather hat. I mean, this guy is wearing every hat.

Wait, I just Googled Neo and he... Let me report on it. His Google images, he has all the hats. He's got the newsboy hat. He's got the wide brim. He's got the fedora. He's got the baseball cap. He's got the feather hat. I mean, this guy is wearing every hat.

He's never not been bald.

He's never not been bald.

He's never not been bald.

He definitely was. Look, I just think a hat looks silly. Yeah, every now and then. I think it always looks silly. I think men, straight men in particular, try everything out. Wear a fucking thong. I don't care.

He definitely was. Look, I just think a hat looks silly. Yeah, every now and then. I think it always looks silly. I think men, straight men in particular, try everything out. Wear a fucking thong. I don't care.

He definitely was. Look, I just think a hat looks silly. Yeah, every now and then. I think it always looks silly. I think men, straight men in particular, try everything out. Wear a fucking thong. I don't care.

It feels good. The minute, though, you step out of your house in a newsboy cap, go back inside.

It feels good. The minute, though, you step out of your house in a newsboy cap, go back inside.

It feels good. The minute, though, you step out of your house in a newsboy cap, go back inside.

Yeah, 60 plus. He used to be a cabbie. Great.

Yeah, 60 plus. He used to be a cabbie. Great.

Yeah, 60 plus. He used to be a cabbie. Great.

Yes. I mean, he looks great in the Kangol.

Yes. I mean, he looks great in the Kangol.

Yes. I mean, he looks great in the Kangol.

Yeah, he's grown and sexy. He's onk. He's going to the white party.

Yeah, he's grown and sexy. He's onk. He's going to the white party.

Yeah, he's grown and sexy. He's onk. He's going to the white party.

It was so that so the Japanese eggplant, the vegetable. Yes. What does that look like?

It was so that so the Japanese eggplant, the vegetable. Yes. What does that look like?

It was so that so the Japanese eggplant, the vegetable. Yes. What does that look like?

Solidarity.

Solidarity.

Solidarity.

Solidarity with my fellow people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But this does, I guess this does lead to an interesting point. We usually don't do the section so early, which is the takes on takes section. But I think we're going to do takes on takes real quick because I have to get your take on this take. All right. So this is takes on takes. You either 100 percent disagree or 100 percent agree.

Solidarity with my fellow people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But this does, I guess this does lead to an interesting point. We usually don't do the section so early, which is the takes on takes section. But I think we're going to do takes on takes real quick because I have to get your take on this take. All right. So this is takes on takes. You either 100 percent disagree or 100 percent agree.

Solidarity with my fellow people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But this does, I guess this does lead to an interesting point. We usually don't do the section so early, which is the takes on takes section. But I think we're going to do takes on takes real quick because I have to get your take on this take. All right. So this is takes on takes. You either 100 percent disagree or 100 percent agree.

You essentially take my job for for this moment. All right. Jordan Firstman came on the show and he said gay men dress worse than straight men. Okay. 100% agree or 100% disagree.

You essentially take my job for for this moment. All right. Jordan Firstman came on the show and he said gay men dress worse than straight men. Okay. 100% agree or 100% disagree.

You essentially take my job for for this moment. All right. Jordan Firstman came on the show and he said gay men dress worse than straight men. Okay. 100% agree or 100% disagree.

No, no, we're on a text. We are on a text thread and we are discussing.

No, no, we're on a text. We are on a text thread and we are discussing.

No, no, we're on a text. We are on a text thread and we are discussing.

Okay, beautiful. And then the penis. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess the penis is all, you know, every Japanese penis is probably a little bit different than the other.

Okay, beautiful. And then the penis. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess the penis is all, you know, every Japanese penis is probably a little bit different than the other.

Okay, beautiful. And then the penis. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess the penis is all, you know, every Japanese penis is probably a little bit different than the other.

Wait, I don't know what that is.

Wait, I don't know what that is.

Wait, I don't know what that is.

I thought it was a city.

I thought it was a city.

I thought it was a city.

Yeah, I thought it was a city.

Yeah, I thought it was a city.

Yeah, I thought it was a city.

I wasn't expecting a funky-ass white boy.

I wasn't expecting a funky-ass white boy.

I wasn't expecting a funky-ass white boy.

That's the description I use for many men who play musical instruments. My entire band is made up of funky-ass white boys.

That's the description I use for many men who play musical instruments. My entire band is made up of funky-ass white boys.

That's the description I use for many men who play musical instruments. My entire band is made up of funky-ass white boys.

Black 182 is hilarious. Wait, so this band, for those of you who have not been blessed by the algorithm yet, is a Paramore adjacent, Blink 182 adjacent pop punk... I would even say there's some 41 in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Avril Lavigne.

Black 182 is hilarious. Wait, so this band, for those of you who have not been blessed by the algorithm yet, is a Paramore adjacent, Blink 182 adjacent pop punk... I would even say there's some 41 in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Avril Lavigne.

Black 182 is hilarious. Wait, so this band, for those of you who have not been blessed by the algorithm yet, is a Paramore adjacent, Blink 182 adjacent pop punk... I would even say there's some 41 in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Avril Lavigne.

They are a pop punk power outfit from Atlanta made up of, I think, four or five black teenagers.

They are a pop punk power outfit from Atlanta made up of, I think, four or five black teenagers.

They are a pop punk power outfit from Atlanta made up of, I think, four or five black teenagers.

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Of Kareem Rahma's penis.

Of Kareem Rahma's penis.

Of Kareem Rahma's penis.

Are you more than you bargained for? Yeah. Wait. So he is, you know, he seems like he does not embrace his Jamaican roots, though.

Are you more than you bargained for? Yeah. Wait. So he is, you know, he seems like he does not embrace his Jamaican roots, though.

Are you more than you bargained for? Yeah. Wait. So he is, you know, he seems like he does not embrace his Jamaican roots, though.

I want some Informa.

I want some Informa.

I want some Informa.

I would hate it. Just a little bit of influence in the music. I mean, he doesn't need to go full.

I would hate it. Just a little bit of influence in the music. I mean, he doesn't need to go full.

I would hate it. Just a little bit of influence in the music. I mean, he doesn't need to go full.

I didn't know that black people have a connection with pop punk.

I didn't know that black people have a connection with pop punk.

I didn't know that black people have a connection with pop punk.

He released it during Black History Month.

He released it during Black History Month.

He released it during Black History Month.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

blackness okay that was uh the soundtrack to the black lives matter uh i'm not going that far i uh you know speaking of old music and old music videos i have developed a new habit i used to watch cnn i'm like a cnn i'm an aero person so i like cnn i have it on all the time kareem that is not

blackness okay that was uh the soundtrack to the black lives matter uh i'm not going that far i uh you know speaking of old music and old music videos i have developed a new habit i used to watch cnn i'm like a cnn i'm an aero person so i like cnn i have it on all the time kareem that is not

blackness okay that was uh the soundtrack to the black lives matter uh i'm not going that far i uh you know speaking of old music and old music videos i have developed a new habit i used to watch cnn i'm like a cnn i'm an aero person so i like cnn i have it on all the time kareem that is not

Of course. This is what I do in the morning. It starts at 630 a.m. Yeah. First thing I do at 630 a.m. I throw on CNN. I put it on mute. I make my coffee while staring at the TV every once in a while. Then I wake up my child and relax with her a little bit. But the TV, then the volume goes up a little bit. And then if they start talking about bombing, the volume goes down again.

Of course. This is what I do in the morning. It starts at 630 a.m. Yeah. First thing I do at 630 a.m. I throw on CNN. I put it on mute. I make my coffee while staring at the TV every once in a while. Then I wake up my child and relax with her a little bit. But the TV, then the volume goes up a little bit. And then if they start talking about bombing, the volume goes down again.

Of course. This is what I do in the morning. It starts at 630 a.m. Yeah. First thing I do at 630 a.m. I throw on CNN. I put it on mute. I make my coffee while staring at the TV every once in a while. Then I wake up my child and relax with her a little bit. But the TV, then the volume goes up a little bit. And then if they start talking about bombing, the volume goes down again.

And I do that until about nine when I leave my house. But I have tried to I accidentally stumbled on something amazing. I have YouTube TV, which is like cable. Yeah, right. It's got all the channels on there. It's like you can channel surf and blah, blah, blah. One of the channels is called MTV Classics. And it's literally, you know, the old MTV, no Carson Daly, but it's just music videos.

And I do that until about nine when I leave my house. But I have tried to I accidentally stumbled on something amazing. I have YouTube TV, which is like cable. Yeah, right. It's got all the channels on there. It's like you can channel surf and blah, blah, blah. One of the channels is called MTV Classics. And it's literally, you know, the old MTV, no Carson Daly, but it's just music videos.

And I do that until about nine when I leave my house. But I have tried to I accidentally stumbled on something amazing. I have YouTube TV, which is like cable. Yeah, right. It's got all the channels on there. It's like you can channel surf and blah, blah, blah. One of the channels is called MTV Classics. And it's literally, you know, the old MTV, no Carson Daly, but it's just music videos.

And so, you know, it'll be a little mix. It'll be like Sade, and then it'll be like LL Cool J, and then it will be My Chemical Romance.

And so, you know, it'll be a little mix. It'll be like Sade, and then it'll be like LL Cool J, and then it will be My Chemical Romance.

And so, you know, it'll be a little mix. It'll be like Sade, and then it'll be like LL Cool J, and then it will be My Chemical Romance.

There's no rhyme or reason to what they're playing. It's not like the pop hour or whatever. It's just like here's old videos. I don't know who controls it.

There's no rhyme or reason to what they're playing. It's not like the pop hour or whatever. It's just like here's old videos. I don't know who controls it.

There's no rhyme or reason to what they're playing. It's not like the pop hour or whatever. It's just like here's old videos. I don't know who controls it.

I already have both of those things.

I already have both of those things.

I already have both of those things.

I've been there, baby. I've been there. Sign me the fuck up. I've been feeling like a dad since I was 28.

I've been there, baby. I've been there. Sign me the fuck up. I've been feeling like a dad since I was 28.

I've been there, baby. I've been there. Sign me the fuck up. I've been feeling like a dad since I was 28.

I know, and it's really weird.

I know, and it's really weird.

I know, and it's really weird.

No, it is beautiful, but sometimes I shock myself and I go, huh, I'm actually old, huh? Mm-hmm. You know? Yeah. Sometimes it hits me because I feel youthful. Yeah. But my body does not necessarily... My body does not feel youthful. You look like you have a youthful body.

No, it is beautiful, but sometimes I shock myself and I go, huh, I'm actually old, huh? Mm-hmm. You know? Yeah. Sometimes it hits me because I feel youthful. Yeah. But my body does not necessarily... My body does not feel youthful. You look like you have a youthful body.

No, it is beautiful, but sometimes I shock myself and I go, huh, I'm actually old, huh? Mm-hmm. You know? Yeah. Sometimes it hits me because I feel youthful. Yeah. But my body does not necessarily... My body does not feel youthful. You look like you have a youthful body.

Yeah, I'm not running. I literally rather, nine times out of 10, I would rather miss my train. I hear it. Sometimes I hear it, I go, whatever. I'll just catch the next one. You hear it? No, that is adult male energy. That is dad energy as I go, I'll just catch the next one. Why is everyone in such a big hurry?

Yeah, I'm not running. I literally rather, nine times out of 10, I would rather miss my train. I hear it. Sometimes I hear it, I go, whatever. I'll just catch the next one. You hear it? No, that is adult male energy. That is dad energy as I go, I'll just catch the next one. Why is everyone in such a big hurry?

Yeah, I'm not running. I literally rather, nine times out of 10, I would rather miss my train. I hear it. Sometimes I hear it, I go, whatever. I'll just catch the next one. You hear it? No, that is adult male energy. That is dad energy as I go, I'll just catch the next one. Why is everyone in such a big hurry?

Got to go to the damn hospital?

Got to go to the damn hospital?

Got to go to the damn hospital?

I mean, I know your take. Let's play the take real quick. Let's play the take.

I mean, I know your take. Let's play the take real quick. Let's play the take.

I mean, I know your take. Let's play the take real quick. Let's play the take.

I stomped a little hard.

I stomped a little hard.

I stomped a little hard.

I was listening to the Lumineers, and I did a little too much stomping and clapping.

I was listening to the Lumineers, and I did a little too much stomping and clapping.

I was listening to the Lumineers, and I did a little too much stomping and clapping.

You just had a napkin prepped.

You just had a napkin prepped.

You just had a napkin prepped.

Oh, they didn't even have enough guests.

Oh, they didn't even have enough guests.

Oh, they didn't even have enough guests.

That's beautiful. You know what I love about Delta? I think that they have the number one customer service in the world. Yes. Out of all companies. You want to know why?

That's beautiful. You know what I love about Delta? I think that they have the number one customer service in the world. Yes. Out of all companies. You want to know why?

That's beautiful. You know what I love about Delta? I think that they have the number one customer service in the world. Yes. Out of all companies. You want to know why?

Yeah, dude, no, it's incredible. I go, you know, I've been doing this. I'll get off the flight. Let's say my Wi-Fi doesn't work. Yeah, let's say your outlet didn't work. That happened before. This is what I do. I go to ChatGPT. I know, boo, boo, boo, we don't like it. But I go to ChatGPT, I type in Wi-Fi didn't work on plane or outlet didn't work on plane, need refund or SkyMiles points.

Yeah, dude, no, it's incredible. I go, you know, I've been doing this. I'll get off the flight. Let's say my Wi-Fi doesn't work. Yeah, let's say your outlet didn't work. That happened before. This is what I do. I go to ChatGPT. I know, boo, boo, boo, we don't like it. But I go to ChatGPT, I type in Wi-Fi didn't work on plane or outlet didn't work on plane, need refund or SkyMiles points.

Yeah, dude, no, it's incredible. I go, you know, I've been doing this. I'll get off the flight. Let's say my Wi-Fi doesn't work. Yeah, let's say your outlet didn't work. That happened before. This is what I do. I go to ChatGPT. I know, boo, boo, boo, we don't like it. But I go to ChatGPT, I type in Wi-Fi didn't work on plane or outlet didn't work on plane, need refund or SkyMiles points.

And then it generates an email for me. I copy paste that, put it in the Delta customer service thing. Without a doubt, they always go, hey, we've added 20,000 SkyMiles points. To your account. Which is $200.

And then it generates an email for me. I copy paste that, put it in the Delta customer service thing. Without a doubt, they always go, hey, we've added 20,000 SkyMiles points. To your account. Which is $200.

And then it generates an email for me. I copy paste that, put it in the Delta customer service thing. Without a doubt, they always go, hey, we've added 20,000 SkyMiles points. To your account. Which is $200.

Get naked. Not trying to be stereotypical, but you're probably packing heat.

Get naked. Not trying to be stereotypical, but you're probably packing heat.

Get naked. Not trying to be stereotypical, but you're probably packing heat.

They just plug you. I like doing the Karen. I like doing like as a valued platinum medallion member since 2010. I give them all the details. Yeah.

They just plug you. I like doing the Karen. I like doing like as a valued platinum medallion member since 2010. I give them all the details. Yeah.

They just plug you. I like doing the Karen. I like doing like as a valued platinum medallion member since 2010. I give them all the details. Yeah.

Here's the thing. If you're loyal to them, they're loyal to you because me and my friend were on the same flight and he's only silver medallion. Yeah. He's kind of a little bitch.

Here's the thing. If you're loyal to them, they're loyal to you because me and my friend were on the same flight and he's only silver medallion. Yeah. He's kind of a little bitch.

Here's the thing. If you're loyal to them, they're loyal to you because me and my friend were on the same flight and he's only silver medallion. Yeah. He's kind of a little bitch.

Yeah, no, I know. But it's his fault because he flies as much as me, but he's not loyal.

Yeah, no, I know. But it's his fault because he flies as much as me, but he's not loyal.

Yeah, no, I know. But it's his fault because he flies as much as me, but he's not loyal.

This hoe ain't loyal. He's going to different airlines. He's going to different airlines like an idiot. Why? He's only silver medallion. And so we were on the same flight to London or Paris, and we both didn't have Wi-Fi. Mm-hmm. And I or wait something. We just didn't have something. Something didn't work out. And we wrote the same email. I gave him my email. I go, oh, shit.

This hoe ain't loyal. He's going to different airlines. He's going to different airlines like an idiot. Why? He's only silver medallion. And so we were on the same flight to London or Paris, and we both didn't have Wi-Fi. Mm-hmm. And I or wait something. We just didn't have something. Something didn't work out. And we wrote the same email. I gave him my email. I go, oh, shit.

This hoe ain't loyal. He's going to different airlines. He's going to different airlines like an idiot. Why? He's only silver medallion. And so we were on the same flight to London or Paris, and we both didn't have Wi-Fi. Mm-hmm. And I or wait something. We just didn't have something. Something didn't work out. And we wrote the same email. I gave him my email. I go, oh, shit.

In the cab on the way from London Heathrow to our hotel, I did the email thing, sent it, and they gave me 25,000 miles on the spot. He did the same thing. They were like, we're willing to offer you 5,000 miles. Yeah. And then you know what he did? He goes, well, my friend who's literally next to me right now just got $25,000. They go, never heard of him. Kind of a narc.

In the cab on the way from London Heathrow to our hotel, I did the email thing, sent it, and they gave me 25,000 miles on the spot. He did the same thing. They were like, we're willing to offer you 5,000 miles. Yeah. And then you know what he did? He goes, well, my friend who's literally next to me right now just got $25,000. They go, never heard of him. Kind of a narc.

In the cab on the way from London Heathrow to our hotel, I did the email thing, sent it, and they gave me 25,000 miles on the spot. He did the same thing. They were like, we're willing to offer you 5,000 miles. Yeah. And then you know what he did? He goes, well, my friend who's literally next to me right now just got $25,000. They go, never heard of him. Kind of a narc.

What the fudge is up, everyone? It's your boy Kareem Rahma with another episode of the Subway Takes podcast. Today I am joined by none other than the big eggplant emoji himself, big eggplant emoji packer, Jay Jordan. who has performed on The Tonight Show at least three times, has been seen on The Late Late Show with James Corden, Comedy Central.

What the fudge is up, everyone? It's your boy Kareem Rahma with another episode of the Subway Takes podcast. Today I am joined by none other than the big eggplant emoji himself, big eggplant emoji packer, Jay Jordan. who has performed on The Tonight Show at least three times, has been seen on The Late Late Show with James Corden, Comedy Central.

What the fudge is up, everyone? It's your boy Kareem Rahma with another episode of the Subway Takes podcast. Today I am joined by none other than the big eggplant emoji himself, big eggplant emoji packer, Jay Jordan. who has performed on The Tonight Show at least three times, has been seen on The Late Late Show with James Corden, Comedy Central.

They go, never heard of him. Good. You got $5,000. Good job, Delta. And that's why it pays to be a loyal customer. People don't understand. A loyal customer is important. You got to be a regular at a restaurant, and you got to be a regular on the airline. Yeah.

They go, never heard of him. Good. You got $5,000. Good job, Delta. And that's why it pays to be a loyal customer. People don't understand. A loyal customer is important. You got to be a regular at a restaurant, and you got to be a regular on the airline. Yeah.

They go, never heard of him. Good. You got $5,000. Good job, Delta. And that's why it pays to be a loyal customer. People don't understand. A loyal customer is important. You got to be a regular at a restaurant, and you got to be a regular on the airline. Yeah.

luggage it does go a long way yeah every now and for those of you listening that have like three kids and you're trying to take the family on vacation by all means take spirit but also why we all fucking so much all them kids Well, they're already alive, so we can't do anything about it. We can't un-alive them.

luggage it does go a long way yeah every now and for those of you listening that have like three kids and you're trying to take the family on vacation by all means take spirit but also why we all fucking so much all them kids Well, they're already alive, so we can't do anything about it. We can't un-alive them.

luggage it does go a long way yeah every now and for those of you listening that have like three kids and you're trying to take the family on vacation by all means take spirit but also why we all fucking so much all them kids Well, they're already alive, so we can't do anything about it. We can't un-alive them.

I'm looking.

I'm looking.

I'm looking.

Leave her alone, dude. She's had too many.

Leave her alone, dude. She's had too many.

Leave her alone, dude. She's had too many.

But by all means, go ahead and take a spirit flight because you're going to get five tickets for the price of one.

But by all means, go ahead and take a spirit flight because you're going to get five tickets for the price of one.

But by all means, go ahead and take a spirit flight because you're going to get five tickets for the price of one.

Wait, where are you getting codeine at? You're from the South.

Wait, where are you getting codeine at? You're from the South.

Wait, where are you getting codeine at? You're from the South.

Yeah, you're getting to the age where, you know, that is an unk. That's an unk drug. See, mushrooms are an unk drug now. Mushrooms aren't an unk drug. No, they are. They've gone. They've transcended into like, oh, I'm 65 years old. I'm tripping.

Yeah, you're getting to the age where, you know, that is an unk. That's an unk drug. See, mushrooms are an unk drug now. Mushrooms aren't an unk drug. No, they are. They've gone. They've transcended into like, oh, I'm 65 years old. I'm tripping.

Yeah, you're getting to the age where, you know, that is an unk. That's an unk drug. See, mushrooms are an unk drug now. Mushrooms aren't an unk drug. No, they are. They've gone. They've transcended into like, oh, I'm 65 years old. I'm tripping.

I'm seeing stuff that's meaty. Meaty? Real girthy, real meaty. Heavy. And then I'm looking down and I'm seeing... you know, maybe average, maybe below a little bit.

I'm seeing stuff that's meaty. Meaty? Real girthy, real meaty. Heavy. And then I'm looking down and I'm seeing... you know, maybe average, maybe below a little bit.

I'm seeing stuff that's meaty. Meaty? Real girthy, real meaty. Heavy. And then I'm looking down and I'm seeing... you know, maybe average, maybe below a little bit.

Back before the pandemic, if you were a 37-year-old gay man in New York, you were doing poppers and ketamine. Yeah, yeah. And now you're doing mushrooms.

Back before the pandemic, if you were a 37-year-old gay man in New York, you were doing poppers and ketamine. Yeah, yeah. And now you're doing mushrooms.

Back before the pandemic, if you were a 37-year-old gay man in New York, you were doing poppers and ketamine. Yeah, yeah. And now you're doing mushrooms.

Horse boy. He's a horse boy now.

Horse boy. He's a horse boy now.

Horse boy. He's a horse boy now.

No, I decided I'm just going to be, because I'm a real dad. Yeah. I'm drinking. Okay, you're drinking. I'm not using drugs. I think drugs are bad.

No, I decided I'm just going to be, because I'm a real dad. Yeah. I'm drinking. Okay, you're drinking. I'm not using drugs. I think drugs are bad.

No, I decided I'm just going to be, because I'm a real dad. Yeah. I'm drinking. Okay, you're drinking. I'm not using drugs. I think drugs are bad.

All drugs are bad. That's right. But drink alcohol as much as you want.

All drugs are bad. That's right. But drink alcohol as much as you want.

All drugs are bad. That's right. But drink alcohol as much as you want.

Daddy's stressed out. Daddy's stressed out. Because daddy can't be stressed out and go, I'm going to pop a couple mushrooms. I'm going to microdose my stress away. I mean, that is, you know.

Daddy's stressed out. Daddy's stressed out. Because daddy can't be stressed out and go, I'm going to pop a couple mushrooms. I'm going to microdose my stress away. I mean, that is, you know.

Daddy's stressed out. Daddy's stressed out. Because daddy can't be stressed out and go, I'm going to pop a couple mushrooms. I'm going to microdose my stress away. I mean, that is, you know.

What does he want you to call him?

What does he want you to call him?

What does he want you to call him?

I'm assuming that's his name.

I'm assuming that's his name.

I'm assuming that's his name.

And is your husband also gay? No. No, no, no. That's my favorite new question to ask. I've been asking that. I think that that's such a funny question.

And is your husband also gay? No. No, no, no. That's my favorite new question to ask. I've been asking that. I think that that's such a funny question.

And is your husband also gay? No. No, no, no. That's my favorite new question to ask. I've been asking that. I think that that's such a funny question.

But I don't know about that one.

But I don't know about that one.

But I don't know about that one.

I'm not allowed. I am definitely not allowed to kiss anyone. Actually, here's the thing. I could probably kiss dudes.

I'm not allowed. I am definitely not allowed to kiss anyone. Actually, here's the thing. I could probably kiss dudes.

I'm not allowed. I am definitely not allowed to kiss anyone. Actually, here's the thing. I could probably kiss dudes.

Unfortunately. Unfortunately. I'm not bi. Well. And I think, see, I think being bi is awesome.

Unfortunately. Unfortunately. I'm not bi. Well. And I think, see, I think being bi is awesome.

Unfortunately. Unfortunately. I'm not bi. Well. And I think, see, I think being bi is awesome.

I think it's unfair how bi people are treated in this country. Mm-hmm. By the gays and the straights and everyone in between. Yeah, speak on it. I think it's like, fuck you. No, it's like, fuck you, dude. That's right. You guys get to be this and that. And I'm like, I'm a poly hetero normative gender, whatever. And this guy can't just go, oh, yeah, I'm bi. I just, you know, I like boys and girls.

I think it's unfair how bi people are treated in this country. Mm-hmm. By the gays and the straights and everyone in between. Yeah, speak on it. I think it's like, fuck you. No, it's like, fuck you, dude. That's right. You guys get to be this and that. And I'm like, I'm a poly hetero normative gender, whatever. And this guy can't just go, oh, yeah, I'm bi. I just, you know, I like boys and girls.

I think it's unfair how bi people are treated in this country. Mm-hmm. By the gays and the straights and everyone in between. Yeah, speak on it. I think it's like, fuck you. No, it's like, fuck you, dude. That's right. You guys get to be this and that. And I'm like, I'm a poly hetero normative gender, whatever. And this guy can't just go, oh, yeah, I'm bi. I just, you know, I like boys and girls.

And then people make fun of them. For too long, my people have suffered, not in silence, but. I'm with you. I'm with you. I stand in solidarity. Yeah, kiss. And you know what? I think that they should change LGBTQ to BLG. Bi first.

And then people make fun of them. For too long, my people have suffered, not in silence, but. I'm with you. I'm with you. I stand in solidarity. Yeah, kiss. And you know what? I think that they should change LGBTQ to BLG. Bi first.

And then people make fun of them. For too long, my people have suffered, not in silence, but. I'm with you. I'm with you. I stand in solidarity. Yeah, kiss. And you know what? I think that they should change LGBTQ to BLG. Bi first.

They can go second.

They can go second.

They can go second.

And here's the thing. I also think that maybe every –

And here's the thing. I also think that maybe every –

And here's the thing. I also think that maybe every –

yeah yeah i get that because look it's it's like oh you were around like you know you you'll go to your kid back in my day it was t l b g t q and the t was in there twice yeah you know you tell i don't know why your voice would change yeah well you're older that's what i'm gonna say i'm just gonna become a white southern man when i'm older that list if we look at voting records that is what happens

yeah yeah i get that because look it's it's like oh you were around like you know you you'll go to your kid back in my day it was t l b g t q and the t was in there twice yeah you know you tell i don't know why your voice would change yeah well you're older that's what i'm gonna say i'm just gonna become a white southern man when i'm older that list if we look at voting records that is what happens

yeah yeah i get that because look it's it's like oh you were around like you know you you'll go to your kid back in my day it was t l b g t q and the t was in there twice yeah you know you tell i don't know why your voice would change yeah well you're older that's what i'm gonna say i'm just gonna become a white southern man when i'm older that list if we look at voting records that is what happens

I want to see it. You do want to see it. You just said people were looking. Guess what?

I want to see it. You do want to see it. You just said people were looking. Guess what?

I want to see it. You do want to see it. You just said people were looking. Guess what?

i'm a conquistador let me get out of here uh i said i was about to say i was having so much fun no you won't you wouldn't be a conquistador i don't i mean no because i don't have any armor exactly you're fine do you think that do you love mexicans so much that you would add them to me see i'm thinking lgbtqm m stands for mexican m stands for mexican i you know what i agree with that because i do know a lot of

i'm a conquistador let me get out of here uh i said i was about to say i was having so much fun no you won't you wouldn't be a conquistador i don't i mean no because i don't have any armor exactly you're fine do you think that do you love mexicans so much that you would add them to me see i'm thinking lgbtqm m stands for mexican m stands for mexican i you know what i agree with that because i do know a lot of

i'm a conquistador let me get out of here uh i said i was about to say i was having so much fun no you won't you wouldn't be a conquistador i don't i mean no because i don't have any armor exactly you're fine do you think that do you love mexicans so much that you would add them to me see i'm thinking lgbtqm m stands for mexican m stands for mexican i you know what i agree with that because i do know a lot of

And the BLM also doubles for it.

And the BLM also doubles for it.

And the BLM also doubles for it.

Yeah, see, the shuffling of the acronym is a great idea.

Yeah, see, the shuffling of the acronym is a great idea.

Yeah, see, the shuffling of the acronym is a great idea.

Cook. Yeah, no, that was a bold statement. But see, this is my opinion on that. I think it's European of me. I think it's continental. You are bold. You're a bold person. But I would never be able to come on a show and discuss that because I'm not Jon Hamm.

Cook. Yeah, no, that was a bold statement. But see, this is my opinion on that. I think it's European of me. I think it's continental. You are bold. You're a bold person. But I would never be able to come on a show and discuss that because I'm not Jon Hamm.

Cook. Yeah, no, that was a bold statement. But see, this is my opinion on that. I think it's European of me. I think it's continental. You are bold. You're a bold person. But I would never be able to come on a show and discuss that because I'm not Jon Hamm.

She was rocking FUBU?

She was rocking FUBU?

She was rocking FUBU?

You can look it up. I'm about to because I feel like that's a very brave and bold choice for her to make.

You can look it up. I'm about to because I feel like that's a very brave and bold choice for her to make.

You can look it up. I'm about to because I feel like that's a very brave and bold choice for her to make.

Yeah, but does she know what FUBU stands for?

Yeah, but does she know what FUBU stands for?

Yeah, but does she know what FUBU stands for?

And they're talking about 20-year-old California.

And they're talking about 20-year-old California.

And they're talking about 20-year-old California.

Okay, yeah, yeah, all right. Her and Finney's. Wait, I'm right now on the FUBU website. What's very nice is that these prices are extremely reasonable. I'm buying new, baby. I'm not buying that vintage shit.

Okay, yeah, yeah, all right. Her and Finney's. Wait, I'm right now on the FUBU website. What's very nice is that these prices are extremely reasonable. I'm buying new, baby. I'm not buying that vintage shit.

Okay, yeah, yeah, all right. Her and Finney's. Wait, I'm right now on the FUBU website. What's very nice is that these prices are extremely reasonable. I'm buying new, baby. I'm not buying that vintage shit.

Oh, see, I'm trying to buy brand new. You can get a jersey, the FUBU jersey, for like $30.

Oh, see, I'm trying to buy brand new. You can get a jersey, the FUBU jersey, for like $30.

Oh, see, I'm trying to buy brand new. You can get a jersey, the FUBU jersey, for like $30.

Well, I'm actually looking at the crew neck right now. Are you on the front page?

Well, I'm actually looking at the crew neck right now. Are you on the front page?

Well, I'm actually looking at the crew neck right now. Are you on the front page?

I'm just saying that's such a good deal.

I'm just saying that's such a good deal.

I'm just saying that's such a good deal.

I was looking at a shirt that looks like a jersey.

I was looking at a shirt that looks like a jersey.

I was looking at a shirt that looks like a jersey.

Yeah, yeah. No, I had a couple pieces.

Yeah, yeah. No, I had a couple pieces.

Yeah, yeah. No, I had a couple pieces.

Yeah, yeah. No, for sure. Especially when you only got one a month.

Yeah, yeah. No, for sure. Especially when you only got one a month.

Yeah, yeah. No, for sure. Especially when you only got one a month.

Flick me up.

Flick me up.

Flick me up.

Flick me up. Put this one in the yearbook. You know that? In the, like, who's who section?

Flick me up. Put this one in the yearbook. You know that? In the, like, who's who section?

Flick me up. Put this one in the yearbook. You know that? In the, like, who's who section?

Is the polo by Ralph or is it Loren by Ralph or is it Ralph Lauren or is it Association, Polo Association?

Is the polo by Ralph or is it Loren by Ralph or is it Ralph Lauren or is it Association, Polo Association?

Is the polo by Ralph or is it Loren by Ralph or is it Ralph Lauren or is it Association, Polo Association?

When did you become black?

When did you become black?

When did you become black?

I have the update.

I have the update.

I have the update.

That song is good. Yeah, that's a good song. Kareem. What? Kareem. I'm not saying I disagree with everything he's tweeted in the past two years.

That song is good. Yeah, that's a good song. Kareem. What? Kareem. I'm not saying I disagree with everything he's tweeted in the past two years.

That song is good. Yeah, that's a good song. Kareem. What? Kareem. I'm not saying I disagree with everything he's tweeted in the past two years.

That's a good song.

That's a good song.

That's a good song.

No, I'm saying sonically.

No, I'm saying sonically.

No, I'm saying sonically.

Sonically, it sounds.

Sonically, it sounds.

Sonically, it sounds.

Well, it's still sonically. I mean.

Well, it's still sonically. I mean.

Well, it's still sonically. I mean.

If you ignore the lyrics sonically. Sonically.

If you ignore the lyrics sonically. Sonically.

If you ignore the lyrics sonically. Sonically.

It's a bad song. Okay, fine.

It's a bad song. Okay, fine.

It's a bad song. Okay, fine.

Wait, I might cop a pair of these myself if I don't mind, if I do.

Wait, I might cop a pair of these myself if I don't mind, if I do.

Wait, I might cop a pair of these myself if I don't mind, if I do.

They were like, this is too gay. We're going to close it.

They were like, this is too gay. We're going to close it.

They were like, this is too gay. We're going to close it.

This is back in the day. Yeah, but I don't think I've seen that in a long time. You remember that? None of the free smells.

This is back in the day. Yeah, but I don't think I've seen that in a long time. You remember that? None of the free smells.

This is back in the day. Yeah, but I don't think I've seen that in a long time. You remember that? None of the free smells.

Dude, I would rub that all over my body before school. Oh, my God. That was the best. I'd use that for a week.

Dude, I would rub that all over my body before school. Oh, my God. That was the best. I'd use that for a week.

Dude, I would rub that all over my body before school. Oh, my God. That was the best. I'd use that for a week.

A whole week of rubbing fucking Strakar Noir on me. These kids don't know. Dude, they don't do that anymore. I don't think they do it anymore. They don't even know what they don't know. Wow. Okay, we have not done takes on takes. Takes on takes.

A whole week of rubbing fucking Strakar Noir on me. These kids don't know. Dude, they don't do that anymore. I don't think they do it anymore. They don't even know what they don't know. Wow. Okay, we have not done takes on takes. Takes on takes.

A whole week of rubbing fucking Strakar Noir on me. These kids don't know. Dude, they don't do that anymore. I don't think they do it anymore. They don't even know what they don't know. Wow. Okay, we have not done takes on takes. Takes on takes.

No, no, we haven't thought about this.

No, no, we haven't thought about this.

No, no, we haven't thought about this.

except for that one take so i'm about to put a pin in this as they say in corporate speak we'll get back to it later aka maybe in the comments or something uh but i want i want to do a little bit of a take though i was like jordan said that gay men can't dress and i was i would say he was right number one and number two he was right because what was he wearing oh shit

except for that one take so i'm about to put a pin in this as they say in corporate speak we'll get back to it later aka maybe in the comments or something uh but i want i want to do a little bit of a take though i was like jordan said that gay men can't dress and i was i would say he was right number one and number two he was right because what was he wearing oh shit

except for that one take so i'm about to put a pin in this as they say in corporate speak we'll get back to it later aka maybe in the comments or something uh but i want i want to do a little bit of a take though i was like jordan said that gay men can't dress and i was i would say he was right number one and number two he was right because what was he wearing oh shit

No, no, I know. That's an Easter egg. All right. More takes, though. 100% agree or 100% disagree. Those are your takes on takes. If you're tall and you can't dunk, we are the same height. 100% disagree. Agree. I agree with you.

No, no, I know. That's an Easter egg. All right. More takes, though. 100% agree or 100% disagree. Those are your takes on takes. If you're tall and you can't dunk, we are the same height. 100% disagree. Agree. I agree with you.

No, no, I know. That's an Easter egg. All right. More takes, though. 100% agree or 100% disagree. Those are your takes on takes. If you're tall and you can't dunk, we are the same height. 100% disagree. Agree. I agree with you.

Because you are like a moderately sized king.

Because you are like a moderately sized king.

Because you are like a moderately sized king.

Yeah, yeah. You're a Toyota Camry. No, don't do that. Oh, you're a Honda Civic. Don't do that. You're the RAV4. There we go. What's the most popular car in America? I think it's the RAV4.

Yeah, yeah. You're a Toyota Camry. No, don't do that. Oh, you're a Honda Civic. Don't do that. You're the RAV4. There we go. What's the most popular car in America? I think it's the RAV4.

Yeah, yeah. You're a Toyota Camry. No, don't do that. Oh, you're a Honda Civic. Don't do that. You're the RAV4. There we go. What's the most popular car in America? I think it's the RAV4.

Okay, okay, okay. But yeah, I think, look, if you're tall and you can't dunk, you're still tall, King. Yeah. You know, and this short King's trying to tell me that that's not true.

Okay, okay, okay. But yeah, I think, look, if you're tall and you can't dunk, you're still tall, King. Yeah. You know, and this short King's trying to tell me that that's not true.

Okay, okay, okay. But yeah, I think, look, if you're tall and you can't dunk, you're still tall, King. Yeah. You know, and this short King's trying to tell me that that's not true.

impressed my kid um okay this one came from rami yusuf i thought this one was a very challenging take that i disagreed with personally fundamentally everyone is a good person all right well while i'm inclined to agree with anything rami says because he's so damn cute it is tough for me to ever disagree with him fundamentally

impressed my kid um okay this one came from rami yusuf i thought this one was a very challenging take that i disagreed with personally fundamentally everyone is a good person all right well while i'm inclined to agree with anything rami says because he's so damn cute it is tough for me to ever disagree with him fundamentally

impressed my kid um okay this one came from rami yusuf i thought this one was a very challenging take that i disagreed with personally fundamentally everyone is a good person all right well while i'm inclined to agree with anything rami says because he's so damn cute it is tough for me to ever disagree with him fundamentally

I think that there are people who are just simply not good.

I think that there are people who are just simply not good.

I think that there are people who are just simply not good.

Yeah, that's when their future is decided.

Yeah, that's when their future is decided.

Yeah, that's when their future is decided.

Yeah, if you're born in Manhattan, probably good.

Yeah, if you're born in Manhattan, probably good.

Yeah, if you're born in Manhattan, probably good.

My baby was born in Manhattan. This one was very funny from a funny comedian called Harkness. Okay.

My baby was born in Manhattan. This one was very funny from a funny comedian called Harkness. Okay.

My baby was born in Manhattan. This one was very funny from a funny comedian called Harkness. Okay.

Yeah, the best way to get a woman is to be gay.

Yeah, the best way to get a woman is to be gay.

Yeah, the best way to get a woman is to be gay.

Watch reality television.

Watch reality television.

Watch reality television.

Oh, no, no. I think that that is very gay and also very amazing. I do it all the time. I get my nails done. It's a treat.

Oh, no, no. I think that that is very gay and also very amazing. I do it all the time. I get my nails done. It's a treat.

Oh, no, no. I think that that is very gay and also very amazing. I do it all the time. I get my nails done. It's a treat.

They got subsidies.

They got subsidies.

They got subsidies.

We're not discussing my DMs on this show.

We're not discussing my DMs on this show.

We're not discussing my DMs on this show.

I don't want to know. Don't tell me.

I don't want to know. Don't tell me.

I don't want to know. Don't tell me.

Because I could... I've been known to be tempted by many things. I'm not. Listen. Temptation Island. Don't turn this into a Temptation Island. We're moving on. We're talking about the South now. Kamau Bell. Every American should have to live for at least... Two weeks a year in the South.

Because I could... I've been known to be tempted by many things. I'm not. Listen. Temptation Island. Don't turn this into a Temptation Island. We're moving on. We're talking about the South now. Kamau Bell. Every American should have to live for at least... Two weeks a year in the South.

Because I could... I've been known to be tempted by many things. I'm not. Listen. Temptation Island. Don't turn this into a Temptation Island. We're moving on. We're talking about the South now. Kamau Bell. Every American should have to live for at least... Two weeks a year in the South.

Yeah, that's a big fat dick.

Yeah, that's a big fat dick.

Yeah, that's a big fat dick.

Well, we got all these. I got to visit. I haven't visited enough.

Well, we got all these. I got to visit. I haven't visited enough.

Well, we got all these. I got to visit. I haven't visited enough.

I'm literally writing it down because I do need a trip to the South. Where did you film your special?

I'm literally writing it down because I do need a trip to the South. Where did you film your special?

I'm literally writing it down because I do need a trip to the South. Where did you film your special?

That's great. And when's the anticipated release? Do you know? I'm trying to help you.

That's great. And when's the anticipated release? Do you know? I'm trying to help you.

That's great. And when's the anticipated release? Do you know? I'm trying to help you.

That makes sense to me. Where can people find you, Jay Jordan?

That makes sense to me. Where can people find you, Jay Jordan?

That makes sense to me. Where can people find you, Jay Jordan?

For the whole gang. Tell them you're like, I want 15 pairs. Give them to all your friends.

For the whole gang. Tell them you're like, I want 15 pairs. Give them to all your friends.

For the whole gang. Tell them you're like, I want 15 pairs. Give them to all your friends.

He has a medical... He's a condition now.

He has a medical... He's a condition now.

He has a medical... He's a condition now.

Yeah. I'm probably a 2XL in speedo.

Yeah. I'm probably a 2XL in speedo.

Yeah. I'm probably a 2XL in speedo.

No, no, I just want him to hang off me a little bit.

No, no, I just want him to hang off me a little bit.

No, no, I just want him to hang off me a little bit.

I want to do a baggy speedo. Well, thank you, Jace, so much for coming on the show, man. It has been so fun. You're hilarious and amazing.

I want to do a baggy speedo. Well, thank you, Jace, so much for coming on the show, man. It has been so fun. You're hilarious and amazing.

I want to do a baggy speedo. Well, thank you, Jace, so much for coming on the show, man. It has been so fun. You're hilarious and amazing.

That's what this officially is.

That's what this officially is.

That's what this officially is.

Nope. It's so nice to be in the comfort of our own homes. All right, man. Thank you so much. I'll catch up with you soon.

Nope. It's so nice to be in the comfort of our own homes. All right, man. Thank you so much. I'll catch up with you soon.

Nope. It's so nice to be in the comfort of our own homes. All right, man. Thank you so much. I'll catch up with you soon.

it's that kind of thing yeah that's that's true i mean i guess i guess the speedo is very prevalent amongst other cultures yeah it's only new it's only in the states where like you're watching dudes wear fucking three-quarter length uh capris with flames on them and i'm so glad you brought up my collaboration with guy fieri

it's that kind of thing yeah that's that's true i mean i guess i guess the speedo is very prevalent amongst other cultures yeah it's only new it's only in the states where like you're watching dudes wear fucking three-quarter length uh capris with flames on them and i'm so glad you brought up my collaboration with guy fieri

it's that kind of thing yeah that's that's true i mean i guess i guess the speedo is very prevalent amongst other cultures yeah it's only new it's only in the states where like you're watching dudes wear fucking three-quarter length uh capris with flames on them and i'm so glad you brought up my collaboration with guy fieri

Oh yeah, I'm looking at it right now.

Oh yeah, I'm looking at it right now.

Oh yeah, I'm looking at it right now.

When was this?

When was this?

When was this?

Stephen Colbert was a writer on The Problem with Jon Stewart as a comedian, writer, actor. Jay Jordan, y'all.

Stephen Colbert was a writer on The Problem with Jon Stewart as a comedian, writer, actor. Jay Jordan, y'all.

Stephen Colbert was a writer on The Problem with Jon Stewart as a comedian, writer, actor. Jay Jordan, y'all.

But see, he has the body and he has the bulge.

But see, he has the body and he has the bulge.

But see, he has the body and he has the bulge.

I am bulge conscious. I was walking today. I was walking... down Fifth Avenue. Okay. And I saw a huge billboard in Times Square. That bunny? No, it was actually Lenny Kravitz. Okay. And the campaign was like, you know, one, no, it was like one island, multiple lifetimes, the Bahamas. Mm-hmm. What? Wait, wait. It was fire, dude. And he, it is literally a helicopter. Mm-hmm.

I am bulge conscious. I was walking today. I was walking... down Fifth Avenue. Okay. And I saw a huge billboard in Times Square. That bunny? No, it was actually Lenny Kravitz. Okay. And the campaign was like, you know, one, no, it was like one island, multiple lifetimes, the Bahamas. Mm-hmm. What? Wait, wait. It was fire, dude. And he, it is literally a helicopter. Mm-hmm.

I am bulge conscious. I was walking today. I was walking... down Fifth Avenue. Okay. And I saw a huge billboard in Times Square. That bunny? No, it was actually Lenny Kravitz. Okay. And the campaign was like, you know, one, no, it was like one island, multiple lifetimes, the Bahamas. Mm-hmm. What? Wait, wait. It was fire, dude. And he, it is literally a helicopter. Mm-hmm.

In like some shallow water. Yeah. And Lenny is all white, sunglasses, guitar strapped to the fucking back like an AK-47. Because he has it on him at all times. He's got that thing on him. Yeah. And he's walking in presumably in slow motion.

In like some shallow water. Yeah. And Lenny is all white, sunglasses, guitar strapped to the fucking back like an AK-47. Because he has it on him at all times. He's got that thing on him. Yeah. And he's walking in presumably in slow motion.

In like some shallow water. Yeah. And Lenny is all white, sunglasses, guitar strapped to the fucking back like an AK-47. Because he has it on him at all times. He's got that thing on him. Yeah. And he's walking in presumably in slow motion.

All white outfit, pants. Yes. And here's the crazy thing. I could still see his bulge. And I was like, did they Photoshop it out a little bit? Because here's the thing. That thing's hanging always to the right, connected to the thigh, like probably strapped in with a little seatbelt. Because you don't want to flop it, so he probably ties a little bow around it, a little belt.

All white outfit, pants. Yes. And here's the crazy thing. I could still see his bulge. And I was like, did they Photoshop it out a little bit? Because here's the thing. That thing's hanging always to the right, connected to the thigh, like probably strapped in with a little seatbelt. Because you don't want to flop it, so he probably ties a little bow around it, a little belt.

All white outfit, pants. Yes. And here's the crazy thing. I could still see his bulge. And I was like, did they Photoshop it out a little bit? Because here's the thing. That thing's hanging always to the right, connected to the thigh, like probably strapped in with a little seatbelt. Because you don't want to flop it, so he probably ties a little bow around it, a little belt.

You know, he's got the Levi's. He's got a little Tommy Hilfiger belt that he keeps, like a little six-inch belt that he straps around his thigh and his penis.

You know, he's got the Levi's. He's got a little Tommy Hilfiger belt that he keeps, like a little six-inch belt that he straps around his thigh and his penis.

You know, he's got the Levi's. He's got a little Tommy Hilfiger belt that he keeps, like a little six-inch belt that he straps around his thigh and his penis.

What was that?

What was that?

What was that?

Yeah. That's what I say to people. I say congratulations.

Yeah. That's what I say to people. I say congratulations.

Yeah. That's what I say to people. I say congratulations.

Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I've never really fancied myself a style icon. But I will say I've had the same kind of path for quite some time now. I started as kind of inspired by Baz Luhrmann's Romeo and Juliet. Okay. You know, the Leonardo DiCaprio style fit. And I did that, you know, that was a little wild and colorful. So I started that probably at age 28 and wrote it till maybe 35.

Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I've never really fancied myself a style icon. But I will say I've had the same kind of path for quite some time now. I started as kind of inspired by Baz Luhrmann's Romeo and Juliet. Okay. You know, the Leonardo DiCaprio style fit. And I did that, you know, that was a little wild and colorful. So I started that probably at age 28 and wrote it till maybe 35.

Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I've never really fancied myself a style icon. But I will say I've had the same kind of path for quite some time now. I started as kind of inspired by Baz Luhrmann's Romeo and Juliet. Okay. You know, the Leonardo DiCaprio style fit. And I did that, you know, that was a little wild and colorful. So I started that probably at age 28 and wrote it till maybe 35.

No, I agree. I mean, people always say happy birthday. I always say congratulations.

No, I agree. I mean, people always say happy birthday. I always say congratulations.

No, I agree. I mean, people always say happy birthday. I always say congratulations.

I was on that tip. What's the tip now? Well, I kind of just kept the same ethos. Of like, I live in this Baz Luhrmann's Venice, but now I'm more of the John Leguizamo character. Okay. Rather than the Leo character.

I was on that tip. What's the tip now? Well, I kind of just kept the same ethos. Of like, I live in this Baz Luhrmann's Venice, but now I'm more of the John Leguizamo character. Okay. Rather than the Leo character.

I was on that tip. What's the tip now? Well, I kind of just kept the same ethos. Of like, I live in this Baz Luhrmann's Venice, but now I'm more of the John Leguizamo character. Okay. Rather than the Leo character.

No, no, no. Is there like a day that everyone says you're not allowed to do that?

No, no, no. Is there like a day that everyone says you're not allowed to do that?

No, no, no. Is there like a day that everyone says you're not allowed to do that?

Oh, a new hat.

Oh, a new hat.

Oh, a new hat.

Yeah. I mean, here's the thing about hats, though. I'm I'm pretty much with them in the sense that I think I don't think any men should try new hats. I think that we have tried all the hats like it started in like eighteen hundred. We were like, cool, let's try the hats. We tried the hats. And we've settled on as a culture as the baseball hat is the acceptable hat.

Yeah. I mean, here's the thing about hats, though. I'm I'm pretty much with them in the sense that I think I don't think any men should try new hats. I think that we have tried all the hats like it started in like eighteen hundred. We were like, cool, let's try the hats. We tried the hats. And we've settled on as a culture as the baseball hat is the acceptable hat.

Yeah. I mean, here's the thing about hats, though. I'm I'm pretty much with them in the sense that I think I don't think any men should try new hats. I think that we have tried all the hats like it started in like eighteen hundred. We were like, cool, let's try the hats. We tried the hats. And we've settled on as a culture as the baseball hat is the acceptable hat.

I think being of color. Wait a second.

I think being of color. Wait a second.

I think being of color. Wait a second.

No, no. So everyone gets the baseball cap.

No, no. So everyone gets the baseball cap.

No, no. So everyone gets the baseball cap.

Asian, black, white. Actually, I love this take. I want the hat draft. Give it to me. The hat draft. So everyone gets the baseball cap.

Asian, black, white. Actually, I love this take. I want the hat draft. Give it to me. The hat draft. So everyone gets the baseball cap.

Asian, black, white. Actually, I love this take. I want the hat draft. Give it to me. The hat draft. So everyone gets the baseball cap.

Everyone. LL Cool J and Steven Yeun and John Leguizamo. That's everybody. You know, everyone. All colors, all cultures have the baseball cap. Okay. The bucket cap is only for people who can claim their brownness or blackness. I would even say, I'm sorry, Asians, but unless you are an Asian rapper or some sort of cool kind of like a chef, you're like an Asian chef with some sort of personality.

Everyone. LL Cool J and Steven Yeun and John Leguizamo. That's everybody. You know, everyone. All colors, all cultures have the baseball cap. Okay. The bucket cap is only for people who can claim their brownness or blackness. I would even say, I'm sorry, Asians, but unless you are an Asian rapper or some sort of cool kind of like a chef, you're like an Asian chef with some sort of personality.

Everyone. LL Cool J and Steven Yeun and John Leguizamo. That's everybody. You know, everyone. All colors, all cultures have the baseball cap. Okay. The bucket cap is only for people who can claim their brownness or blackness. I would even say, I'm sorry, Asians, but unless you are an Asian rapper or some sort of cool kind of like a chef, you're like an Asian chef with some sort of personality.

Oh, no, those are a different culture. Okay, so they get the bucket hat? I would say that they don't. They don't? No.

Oh, no, those are a different culture. Okay, so they get the bucket hat? I would say that they don't. They don't? No.

Oh, no, those are a different culture. Okay, so they get the bucket hat? I would say that they don't. They don't? No.

Okay, if we need to give specific regions, black, all black, Africa, the whole continent, I would say the Arabs can have it. And then I would say East Asians, so like Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, they can have it. South of the border, Mexicans and Latinos, they can have it. And that's it. That's the bucket. Oh, shit. I forgot about Eastern Europeans.

Okay, if we need to give specific regions, black, all black, Africa, the whole continent, I would say the Arabs can have it. And then I would say East Asians, so like Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, they can have it. South of the border, Mexicans and Latinos, they can have it. And that's it. That's the bucket. Oh, shit. I forgot about Eastern Europeans.

Okay, if we need to give specific regions, black, all black, Africa, the whole continent, I would say the Arabs can have it. And then I would say East Asians, so like Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, they can have it. South of the border, Mexicans and Latinos, they can have it. And that's it. That's the bucket. Oh, shit. I forgot about Eastern Europeans.

If you're if you're straight up like Estonian. Yeah. Or like from from fucking God knows where anything that ends with Stan, you can wear the bucket.

If you're if you're straight up like Estonian. Yeah. Or like from from fucking God knows where anything that ends with Stan, you can wear the bucket.

If you're if you're straight up like Estonian. Yeah. Or like from from fucking God knows where anything that ends with Stan, you can wear the bucket.

No, I love Eastern Europeans. They're so cool.

No, I love Eastern Europeans. They're so cool.

No, I love Eastern Europeans. They're so cool.

They're all over the place. They're all different shapes and sizes.

They're all over the place. They're all different shapes and sizes.

They're all over the place. They're all different shapes and sizes.

cigarettes him and yokage really they can wear bucket hats if they want to let them wear a bucket hat i agree they're a bucket on the court let them wear a bucket hat and then and then see here's the thing okay so that that's the bucket hat the fedora i think okay no no not even fedora let's go to wide brim like the wide brim kind of like i'm a cowboy but the brim doesn't go it's just flat not full-on cowboy it's not up cowboy hats are dope i guess yeah we can figure that out later i can see you in a cowboy hat

cigarettes him and yokage really they can wear bucket hats if they want to let them wear a bucket hat i agree they're a bucket on the court let them wear a bucket hat and then and then see here's the thing okay so that that's the bucket hat the fedora i think okay no no not even fedora let's go to wide brim like the wide brim kind of like i'm a cowboy but the brim doesn't go it's just flat not full-on cowboy it's not up cowboy hats are dope i guess yeah we can figure that out later i can see you in a cowboy hat

cigarettes him and yokage really they can wear bucket hats if they want to let them wear a bucket hat i agree they're a bucket on the court let them wear a bucket hat and then and then see here's the thing okay so that that's the bucket hat the fedora i think okay no no not even fedora let's go to wide brim like the wide brim kind of like i'm a cowboy but the brim doesn't go it's just flat not full-on cowboy it's not up cowboy hats are dope i guess yeah we can figure that out later i can see you in a cowboy hat