Jacob Jeffries
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Sure, sure. I didn't know, what show were you in when you were a kid?
Sure, sure. I didn't know, what show were you in when you were a kid?
Hottie, hottie, Broadway.
Hottie, hottie, Broadway.
Do you want to get that out on the... This is actually a friend of mine's thing, but I'll wear that guy.
Do you want to get that out on the... This is actually a friend of mine's thing, but I'll wear that guy.
I think I'll go sparkly.
I think I'll go sparkly.
You feel like a sparkly guy.
You feel like a sparkly guy.
That was so cute. It's sad. I saw the whole thing because I had a backstage. Exactly. He's very lonely.
That was so cute. It's sad. I saw the whole thing because I had a backstage. Exactly. He's very lonely.
I saw the whole thing.
I saw the whole thing.
I think you got there because of Tambur Lake. We were talking about her timbre. I think that's how you got there.
I think you got there because of Tambur Lake. We were talking about her timbre. I think that's how you got there.
That's a plot twist.
That's a plot twist.
Yeah. I can recall a nice Dyno GT bicycle waiting out front one Christmas morning. You son of a bitch. Yeah. Red, white, and blue. Red, white, and blue. Red, white, and blue.
Yeah. I can recall a nice Dyno GT bicycle waiting out front one Christmas morning. You son of a bitch. Yeah. Red, white, and blue. Red, white, and blue. Red, white, and blue.
Yeah, dude. I was cruising all over the neighborhood on that thing, man. It was great.
Yeah, dude. I was cruising all over the neighborhood on that thing, man. It was great.
I had a fucking mongoose, bitch. I was going to say, kids either had dinos or mongooses.
I had a fucking mongoose, bitch. I was going to say, kids either had dinos or mongooses.
He had one client, I don't know. I don't think he did well, to be honest with you. He was always on the phone with Muriel Jacobs. I don't know who the hell that was. Shout out Muriel Jacobs.
He had one client, I don't know. I don't think he did well, to be honest with you. He was always on the phone with Muriel Jacobs. I don't know who the hell that was. Shout out Muriel Jacobs.
What's your favorite gift you've ever received on Christmas?
What's your favorite gift you've ever received on Christmas?
Let's get his name. Oh, Jacob.
Let's get his name. Oh, Jacob.
Yeah, I know Wobby. I met Wobby at a pool party, right? A long time ago? Yeah, that's right. That's right. Was Wobby in swimwear? I was going to ask that too. We might have been in swimwear together.
Yeah, I know Wobby. I met Wobby at a pool party, right? A long time ago? Yeah, that's right. That's right. Was Wobby in swimwear? I was going to ask that too. We might have been in swimwear together.
No, but picture it. It could be fun.
No, but picture it. It could be fun.
Rainbows really know how to fly. So good.
Rainbows really know how to fly. So good.
I'm the newest member. It's totally okay. Oh, okay. This looks delicious. Is this wine?
I'm the newest member. It's totally okay. Oh, okay. This looks delicious. Is this wine?
Thank God. I love wine.
Thank God. I love wine.
And then reach on down in that. Reach on down. Reach on down. Reach on down the road. Let's go. Ooh. What is this? Do you know I love this wine bar? And I used to live next to it? Wait. I'm just guessing. Wait, no. Did you know this or no? I just guessed. No. Someone told you? Who told you? Kristen does her research.
And then reach on down in that. Reach on down. Reach on down. Reach on down the road. Let's go. Ooh. What is this? Do you know I love this wine bar? And I used to live next to it? Wait. I'm just guessing. Wait, no. Did you know this or no? I just guessed. No. Someone told you? Who told you? Kristen does her research.
I have to throw... Yeah, this is an amazing gift. Thank you so much. I have to... Shout out Justine's Wine Bar in Frogtown.
I have to throw... Yeah, this is an amazing gift. Thank you so much. I have to... Shout out Justine's Wine Bar in Frogtown.
Oh, she's the best. And I used to live right next to it, and it was too convenient, and I had to move. She drove you out of the neighborhood?
Oh, she's the best. And I used to live right next to it, and it was too convenient, and I had to move. She drove you out of the neighborhood?
Hey, that's why I said, is this one? Oh!
Hey, that's why I said, is this one? Oh!
A smell-o-graph.
A smell-o-graph.
On YouTube, you can smell it. There's just a button you click, it's an upgrade.
On YouTube, you can smell it. There's just a button you click, it's an upgrade.
Did you spray something or is that how it goes? Wow.
Did you spray something or is that how it goes? Wow.
Nope, it was Target.
Nope, it was Target.
Had those two guys together from 1989?
Had those two guys together from 1989?
No, yeah, but Target had that. That's a great point. That's wild.
No, yeah, but Target had that. That's a great point. That's wild.
The one you just had or the one you're about to have?
The one you just had or the one you're about to have?
Well, earlier you said pinch hitter.
Well, earlier you said pinch hitter.
And so she said she's a pitch hitter.
And so she said she's a pitch hitter.
Like a hitter.
Like a hitter.
Oh, my God. Guys, that is so hard, what they just did.
Oh, my God. Guys, that is so hard, what they just did.
Sure, sure. I didn't know, what show were you in when you were a kid?
Hottie, hottie, Broadway.
Do you want to get that out on the... This is actually a friend of mine's thing, but I'll wear that guy.
I think I'll go sparkly.
You feel like a sparkly guy.
That was so cute. It's sad. I saw the whole thing because I had a backstage. Exactly. He's very lonely.
I saw the whole thing.
I think you got there because of Tambur Lake. We were talking about her timbre. I think that's how you got there.
That's a plot twist.
Yeah. I can recall a nice Dyno GT bicycle waiting out front one Christmas morning. You son of a bitch. Yeah. Red, white, and blue. Red, white, and blue. Red, white, and blue.
Yeah, dude. I was cruising all over the neighborhood on that thing, man. It was great.
I had a fucking mongoose, bitch. I was going to say, kids either had dinos or mongooses.
He had one client, I don't know. I don't think he did well, to be honest with you. He was always on the phone with Muriel Jacobs. I don't know who the hell that was. Shout out Muriel Jacobs.
What's your favorite gift you've ever received on Christmas?
Let's get his name. Oh, Jacob.
Yeah, I know Wobby. I met Wobby at a pool party, right? A long time ago? Yeah, that's right. That's right. Was Wobby in swimwear? I was going to ask that too. We might have been in swimwear together.
No, but picture it. It could be fun.
Rainbows really know how to fly. So good.
I'm the newest member. It's totally okay. Oh, okay. This looks delicious. Is this wine?
Thank God. I love wine.
And then reach on down in that. Reach on down. Reach on down. Reach on down the road. Let's go. Ooh. What is this? Do you know I love this wine bar? And I used to live next to it? Wait. I'm just guessing. Wait, no. Did you know this or no? I just guessed. No. Someone told you? Who told you? Kristen does her research.
I have to throw... Yeah, this is an amazing gift. Thank you so much. I have to... Shout out Justine's Wine Bar in Frogtown.
Oh, she's the best. And I used to live right next to it, and it was too convenient, and I had to move. She drove you out of the neighborhood?
Hey, that's why I said, is this one? Oh!
A smell-o-graph.
On YouTube, you can smell it. There's just a button you click, it's an upgrade.
Did you spray something or is that how it goes? Wow.
Nope, it was Target.
Had those two guys together from 1989?
No, yeah, but Target had that. That's a great point. That's wild.
The one you just had or the one you're about to have?
Well, earlier you said pinch hitter.
And so she said she's a pitch hitter.
Like a hitter.
Oh, my God. Guys, that is so hard, what they just did.