Jack and Nick

So add it all up, Yetis, and this story is so wild, Netflix should make a movie about it. Scratch that. It's so wild, Hulu should make a movie about it. We couldn't have scripted it any better than that.

So add it all up, Yetis, and this story is so wild, Netflix should make a movie about it. Scratch that. It's so wild, Hulu should make a movie about it. We couldn't have scripted it any better than that.

So add it all up, Yetis, and this story is so wild, Netflix should make a movie about it. Scratch that. It's so wild, Hulu should make a movie about it. We couldn't have scripted it any better than that.

For our first story, an influencer just revealed his 3 a.m. ice facial routine. True thing. And it caused a water stock to jump 6% this week. Saratoga Water is a case study on how to handle accidental influence. Accidental influence. But yetis, let us introduce you to a man, a big man named Ashton Hall. And he's not just an influencer, he's a gymfluencer. His biceps are the content.

For our first story, an influencer just revealed his 3 a.m. ice facial routine. True thing. And it caused a water stock to jump 6% this week. Saratoga Water is a case study on how to handle accidental influence. Accidental influence. But yetis, let us introduce you to a man, a big man named Ashton Hall. And he's not just an influencer, he's a gymfluencer. His biceps are the content.

For our first story, an influencer just revealed his 3 a.m. ice facial routine. True thing. And it caused a water stock to jump 6% this week. Saratoga Water is a case study on how to handle accidental influence. Accidental influence. But yetis, let us introduce you to a man, a big man named Ashton Hall. And he's not just an influencer, he's a gymfluencer. His biceps are the content.

Because Ashton Hall played football at Alcorn State University down in Mississippi. And now he posts videos of his workouts in the gym. He is a gymfluencer. He has 5 million followers and 5 million abs. Yeah, but his latest video, Jack, was a little more personal than his typical workout routines, wasn't it, man?

Because Ashton Hall played football at Alcorn State University down in Mississippi. And now he posts videos of his workouts in the gym. He is a gymfluencer. He has 5 million followers and 5 million abs. Yeah, but his latest video, Jack, was a little more personal than his typical workout routines, wasn't it, man?

Because Ashton Hall played football at Alcorn State University down in Mississippi. And now he posts videos of his workouts in the gym. He is a gymfluencer. He has 5 million followers and 5 million abs. Yeah, but his latest video, Jack, was a little more personal than his typical workout routines, wasn't it, man?

He showed the world his morning routine, step by step, minute by minute, and it begins at 3.52 a.m. in the morning. That's right, 3.52 a.m. Eastern. Let's go here. 3.54 a.m., he's doing push-ups. By 4.02 a.m., he's doing meditation. And at 4.28 a.m., he's writing in his diary. Standard trendy wellness stuff. Okay, but then Jack, at 5.02 a.m., he's reading a book.

He showed the world his morning routine, step by step, minute by minute, and it begins at 3.52 a.m. in the morning. That's right, 3.52 a.m. Eastern. Let's go here. 3.54 a.m., he's doing push-ups. By 4.02 a.m., he's doing meditation. And at 4.28 a.m., he's writing in his diary. Standard trendy wellness stuff. Okay, but then Jack, at 5.02 a.m., he's reading a book.

He showed the world his morning routine, step by step, minute by minute, and it begins at 3.52 a.m. in the morning. That's right, 3.52 a.m. Eastern. Let's go here. 3.54 a.m., he's doing push-ups. By 4.02 a.m., he's doing meditation. And at 4.28 a.m., he's writing in his diary. Standard trendy wellness stuff. Okay, but then Jack, at 5.02 a.m., he's reading a book.

At 5.58 a.m., he's running on the treadmill. And by 6.39 a.m., he's swimming in a pool. Rise and grind, baby. Did you notice at 8.45 a.m., he rubs a banana on his face? No joke. I missed that part. I haven't read the details on that, but it took him apparently a minute. The biggest surprise, though, for the internet was what this man did at 9.09 a.m.

At 5.58 a.m., he's running on the treadmill. And by 6.39 a.m., he's swimming in a pool. Rise and grind, baby. Did you notice at 8.45 a.m., he rubs a banana on his face? No joke. I missed that part. I haven't read the details on that, but it took him apparently a minute. The biggest surprise, though, for the internet was what this man did at 9.09 a.m.

At 5.58 a.m., he's running on the treadmill. And by 6.39 a.m., he's swimming in a pool. Rise and grind, baby. Did you notice at 8.45 a.m., he rubs a banana on his face? No joke. I missed that part. I haven't read the details on that, but it took him apparently a minute. The biggest surprise, though, for the internet was what this man did at 9.09 a.m.

First of all, he's been up for over five hours at 9.09. Yeah, it's a full day, pretty much. This is the moment when Ashton dunks his face into a bowl of iced sparkling water. Sparkling. Specifically, he stuck his face into a Saratoga blue bottle sparkling water bowl.

First of all, he's been up for over five hours at 9.09. Yeah, it's a full day, pretty much. This is the moment when Ashton dunks his face into a bowl of iced sparkling water. Sparkling. Specifically, he stuck his face into a Saratoga blue bottle sparkling water bowl.

First of all, he's been up for over five hours at 9.09. Yeah, it's a full day, pretty much. This is the moment when Ashton dunks his face into a bowl of iced sparkling water. Sparkling. Specifically, he stuck his face into a Saratoga blue bottle sparkling water bowl.

And that ice bath facial, that premium ice bath facial, was viewed by 741 million people just on X. Jack, let's call this the Saratoga Splash. And what was the wildest part about this gymfluencer doing the Saratoga Splash? That three-second cameo from Saratoga Waters boosted the company's stock by 6%. Besties, the parent company here is Primo Water. That's whose stock jumped 6%.

And that ice bath facial, that premium ice bath facial, was viewed by 741 million people just on X. Jack, let's call this the Saratoga Splash. And what was the wildest part about this gymfluencer doing the Saratoga Splash? That three-second cameo from Saratoga Waters boosted the company's stock by 6%. Besties, the parent company here is Primo Water. That's whose stock jumped 6%.