Jack and Nick

So Jack and I looked at Signal itself, and we were reminded of a wise thing our IT director once told us. And our third and final story is Sesame Street. Sesame Street is in trouble the day after Elmo got grilled by Congress. But the bigger issue here is that Cookie Monster is getting competition from Coco Mellon. But yetis, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories.

So Jack and I looked at Signal itself, and we were reminded of a wise thing our IT director once told us. And our third and final story is Sesame Street. Sesame Street is in trouble the day after Elmo got grilled by Congress. But the bigger issue here is that Cookie Monster is getting competition from Coco Mellon. But yetis, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories.

I like three stories, Nick and Jack. I love three stories today. The biggest drama of the year. What is it, Nick? Jack, it is ironically happening over at Netflix. Here's the tea. Yep. Seven years ago, Netflix greenlit Carl Rentsch to direct a new TV series. Carl Rentsch said he needed 11 million bucks to finish that TV series.

I like three stories, Nick and Jack. I love three stories today. The biggest drama of the year. What is it, Nick? Jack, it is ironically happening over at Netflix. Here's the tea. Yep. Seven years ago, Netflix greenlit Carl Rentsch to direct a new TV series. Carl Rentsch said he needed 11 million bucks to finish that TV series.

I like three stories, Nick and Jack. I love three stories today. The biggest drama of the year. What is it, Nick? Jack, it is ironically happening over at Netflix. Here's the tea. Yep. Seven years ago, Netflix greenlit Carl Rentsch to direct a new TV series. Carl Rentsch said he needed 11 million bucks to finish that TV series.

So Carl invited Netflix executives over to his home to tell them that he was over budget. So Netflix wired this director $11 million to finish the filming on that film. But seven years later, he didn't finish the filming, did he, Nick? No, he didn't, Jack. And why is that? That Netflix sci-fi series still isn't streaming either, is it, Nick? No, it is not. And why is that, Jack?

So Carl invited Netflix executives over to his home to tell them that he was over budget. So Netflix wired this director $11 million to finish the filming on that film. But seven years later, he didn't finish the filming, did he, Nick? No, he didn't, Jack. And why is that? That Netflix sci-fi series still isn't streaming either, is it, Nick? No, it is not. And why is that, Jack?

So Carl invited Netflix executives over to his home to tell them that he was over budget. So Netflix wired this director $11 million to finish the filming on that film. But seven years later, he didn't finish the filming, did he, Nick? No, he didn't, Jack. And why is that? That Netflix sci-fi series still isn't streaming either, is it, Nick? No, it is not. And why is that, Jack?

Because the director spent all $11 million personally on gambling, crypto, and five Rolls Royces. Oh, we got the receipts. Literally, we have the receipts. Because Netflix has pressed charges. Get this, besties. This director spent $652,000 of Netflix's money on wristwatches. He allegedly spent $180,000 on kitchen appliances. And $300,000 on luxury bed linens.

Because the director spent all $11 million personally on gambling, crypto, and five Rolls Royces. Oh, we got the receipts. Literally, we have the receipts. Because Netflix has pressed charges. Get this, besties. This director spent $652,000 of Netflix's money on wristwatches. He allegedly spent $180,000 on kitchen appliances. And $300,000 on luxury bed linens.

Because the director spent all $11 million personally on gambling, crypto, and five Rolls Royces. Oh, we got the receipts. Literally, we have the receipts. Because Netflix has pressed charges. Get this, besties. This director spent $652,000 of Netflix's money on wristwatches. He allegedly spent $180,000 on kitchen appliances. And $300,000 on luxury bed linens.

Actually, he spent $700,000 on two luxury mattresses.

Actually, he spent $700,000 on two luxury mattresses.

Actually, he spent $700,000 on two luxury mattresses.

I didn't know a mattress could get that expensive. If you gotta ask, you can't sleep on it. He spent $5.4 million on designer art deco furniture. Plus $400,000 at the Four Seasons Hotel. But our personal favorite? Yes, Jack? He spent $1.1 million to pay lawyers to preemptively sue Netflix. Netflix, we couldn't spend that much money if we tried, and we promise we'll never sue you.

I didn't know a mattress could get that expensive. If you gotta ask, you can't sleep on it. He spent $5.4 million on designer art deco furniture. Plus $400,000 at the Four Seasons Hotel. But our personal favorite? Yes, Jack? He spent $1.1 million to pay lawyers to preemptively sue Netflix. Netflix, we couldn't spend that much money if we tried, and we promise we'll never sue you.

I didn't know a mattress could get that expensive. If you gotta ask, you can't sleep on it. He spent $5.4 million on designer art deco furniture. Plus $400,000 at the Four Seasons Hotel. But our personal favorite? Yes, Jack? He spent $1.1 million to pay lawyers to preemptively sue Netflix. Netflix, we couldn't spend that much money if we tried, and we promise we'll never sue you.

And with the leftover money, he bought a Ferrari, five Rolls Royces, and a house in Portugal. Not too shabby, but the wilder part? He invested in Dogecoin, apparently, and his crypto portfolio hit $24 million at one point. Yeah, he doubled the amount of money he took from Netflix. But then the crypto bet tanked by 90%, so he was in the red big time.

And with the leftover money, he bought a Ferrari, five Rolls Royces, and a house in Portugal. Not too shabby, but the wilder part? He invested in Dogecoin, apparently, and his crypto portfolio hit $24 million at one point. Yeah, he doubled the amount of money he took from Netflix. But then the crypto bet tanked by 90%, so he was in the red big time.

And with the leftover money, he bought a Ferrari, five Rolls Royces, and a house in Portugal. Not too shabby, but the wilder part? He invested in Dogecoin, apparently, and his crypto portfolio hit $24 million at one point. Yeah, he doubled the amount of money he took from Netflix. But then the crypto bet tanked by 90%, so he was in the red big time.