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KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

4775.785

So I recently found out that steroids make me manic.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

4799.883

Cause I have. I accidentally cut my finger off in the process. Yep.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

4823.676

Out from the lower West Side.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

4861.641

Hold up, guys. I just want to say I've been working on my business.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

4870.849

It takes time. Hold on.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

4888.683

Yeah, it's the feminine version of batshit.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

4902.305

For quite a while now.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

4910.879

Well, I was once on accident. I was 17. I was in West Virginia. And the people I was with was a little crazy. So the jail was burnt down. And they took us to prison. And I was too afraid to call my dad. So I stayed there for like three fucking weeks.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

4944.035

I literally would not call my dad.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

4952.559

They said the dog hit for marijuana on my car. Uh-huh. But they couldn't find it.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

4962.402

Dude, okay, so, like, I used to work at Taco Bell.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

4967.187

I used to work at Taco Bell.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

4971.632

And I took the tray, and it, like, fit under my passenger seat of my car so perfect Like under the tracks that if you fell under it, it just felt like the bottom of your car. Life hack. Wow. Yeah, they didn't find it.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

5000.205

It's not the box, it's like the tray that you get when you go eat inside.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

5011.554

I thought you said... No, well, I've definitely been to jail. Okay.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

5029.436

They're not fun, though.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

5042.453

Well, I fucking tried to kill myself.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

5065.051

In 2021. Okay, that's very recent. What happened? so long story short I was like on a bunch of meds from the doctor trying to get my mental health right and my friend at the time my best friend since like my whole entire life she was trying to do the same thing But she fucking took her life. Gone. Gone.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

5088.761

Yeah. Gone. And we were like trying really hard to get her meds right. No matter what we did, it didn't work. And she's gone. And I couldn't handle it and I wasn't handling myself well and I tried to do the same thing out of like not thinking correctly. Got it.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

5106.445

So I took like 45 Xanax bars. No lie.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

5126.863

So I'm an artist. Like a really awesome artist. I love art. A tattoo artist, I do art. And I door dash.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

5148.747

Oh, shit. Okay. Okay. Look how big my hands are, first of all. Hey.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

5155.669

How about working man hands? I can do a lot of shit with these girls. What's up?

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

5173.841

So I was using a chainsaw attachment on an edge grinder, carving out a giant tree stump that I got off this guy's property that he had out in the trash. And I took it to my house. It was like 8 million thousand pounds. And this guy was like, here. And I used a chainsaw and I cut it up in pieces. And then I was carving it out, making cool art. And I had glasses and everything.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

5196.89

And it just hit a knot in the wood and slipped back and took it off.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

5216.785

I like to sing. I play guitar. I do art.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

5221.746

Yeah, I do everything. And I did learn how to replay the guitar without my finger.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

5244.12

Cauliflower ear, it's just hot. It's tight as fuck.

KILL TONY

#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER

5261.513

I waited outside since like 3 p.m. Yeah, for standby tickets, and I went and signed up, and I did all the things, and I met all the people, and I had a great, amazing, amazing time. Fun.