Guana
Appearances
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
Cause I have. I accidentally cut my finger off in the process. Yep.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
Hold up, guys. I just want to say I've been working on my business.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
Well, I was once on accident. I was 17. I was in West Virginia. And the people I was with was a little crazy. So the jail was burnt down. And they took us to prison. And I was too afraid to call my dad. So I stayed there for like three fucking weeks.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
They said the dog hit for marijuana on my car. Uh-huh. But they couldn't find it.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
And I took the tray, and it, like, fit under my passenger seat of my car so perfect Like under the tracks that if you fell under it, it just felt like the bottom of your car. Life hack. Wow. Yeah, they didn't find it.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
It's not the box, it's like the tray that you get when you go eat inside.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
I thought you said... No, well, I've definitely been to jail. Okay.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
In 2021. Okay, that's very recent. What happened? so long story short I was like on a bunch of meds from the doctor trying to get my mental health right and my friend at the time my best friend since like my whole entire life she was trying to do the same thing But she fucking took her life. Gone. Gone.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
Yeah. Gone. And we were like trying really hard to get her meds right. No matter what we did, it didn't work. And she's gone. And I couldn't handle it and I wasn't handling myself well and I tried to do the same thing out of like not thinking correctly. Got it.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
So I'm an artist. Like a really awesome artist. I love art. A tattoo artist, I do art. And I door dash.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
Oh, shit. Okay. Okay. Look how big my hands are, first of all. Hey.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
How about working man hands? I can do a lot of shit with these girls. What's up?
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
So I was using a chainsaw attachment on an edge grinder, carving out a giant tree stump that I got off this guy's property that he had out in the trash. And I took it to my house. It was like 8 million thousand pounds. And this guy was like, here. And I used a chainsaw and I cut it up in pieces. And then I was carving it out, making cool art. And I had glasses and everything.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
And it just hit a knot in the wood and slipped back and took it off.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
Yeah, I do everything. And I did learn how to replay the guitar without my finger.
KILL TONY
#710 - KAM PATTERSON + TYLER FISCHER
I waited outside since like 3 p.m. Yeah, for standby tickets, and I went and signed up, and I did all the things, and I met all the people, and I had a great, amazing, amazing time. Fun.