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So I recently found out that steroids make me manic.

Cause I have. I accidentally cut my finger off in the process. Yep.

Out from the lower West Side.

Hold up, guys. I just want to say I've been working on my business.

It takes time. Hold on.

Yeah, it's the feminine version of batshit.

For quite a while now.

Well, I was once on accident. I was 17. I was in West Virginia. And the people I was with was a little crazy. So the jail was burnt down. And they took us to prison. And I was too afraid to call my dad. So I stayed there for like three fucking weeks.

I literally would not call my dad.

They said the dog hit for marijuana on my car. Uh-huh. But they couldn't find it.

Fuck yeah. Okay.

Dude, okay, so, like, I used to work at Taco Bell.

I used to work at Taco Bell.

And I took the tray, and it, like, fit under my passenger seat of my car so perfect Like under the tracks that if you fell under it, it just felt like the bottom of your car. Life hack. Wow. Yeah, they didn't find it.

Facts.

It's not the box, it's like the tray that you get when you go eat inside.

No.

No.

I thought you said... No, well, I've definitely been to jail. Okay.

They're not fun, though.

It's serious shit.

For sure.

Well, I fucking tried to kill myself.

In 2021. Okay, that's very recent. What happened? so long story short I was like on a bunch of meds from the doctor trying to get my mental health right and my friend at the time my best friend since like my whole entire life she was trying to do the same thing But she fucking took her life. Gone. Gone.

Yeah. Gone. And we were like trying really hard to get her meds right. No matter what we did, it didn't work. And she's gone. And I couldn't handle it and I wasn't handling myself well and I tried to do the same thing out of like not thinking correctly. Got it.

So I took like 45 Xanax bars. No lie.

So I'm an artist. Like a really awesome artist. I love art. A tattoo artist, I do art. And I door dash.

Door dash.

Oh, shit. Okay. Okay. Look how big my hands are, first of all. Hey.

How about working man hands? I can do a lot of shit with these girls. What's up?

So I was using a chainsaw attachment on an edge grinder, carving out a giant tree stump that I got off this guy's property that he had out in the trash. And I took it to my house. It was like 8 million thousand pounds. And this guy was like, here. And I used a chainsaw and I cut it up in pieces. And then I was carving it out, making cool art. And I had glasses and everything.

And it just hit a knot in the wood and slipped back and took it off.

I like to sing. I play guitar. I do art.

Yeah, I do everything. And I did learn how to replay the guitar without my finger.

Cauliflower ear, it's just hot. It's tight as fuck.

Knowledge is power.

I waited outside since like 3 p.m. Yeah, for standby tickets, and I went and signed up, and I did all the things, and I met all the people, and I had a great, amazing, amazing time. Fun.