Gretchen Rossi
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I think we're just going to have to agree to disagree on this because OC needs her. That's there. I said it. And their house burned down, which is completely tragic, but sometimes... Life works in mysterious ways. Maybe they can move to Orange County now. You know, they're looking. So they move there and be on OC. I'm for it. I think Heidi would be great.
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And I love that whole season where everyone kind of turned on Heidi and then Heidi didn't stand for it. And then Spencer told everybody off. I mean, I think they're perfect housewives people. Spencer would be one of the housewives.
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Down a peg or two. I didn't say take her down. I said down a peg or two.
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Okay, so we'll agree to just miss them in our own ways. How about that? Well, what about Salt Lake City? Anyway, so who cares? It's not like it's even a real thing. We're talking about a comment from 14 years ago for half an hour because we're us, but it's not even a real thing that happened. You know, it's just, I know Spencer made some dumb tweet about it.
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So who even cares for now for now, but let's put it out into the universe and hope that the conversation has even started because those kids deserve a chance. That's what I say was something somewhere.
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That was a really fun time. The audience was lit. And then going out after and meeting so many of you was so nice. Everybody's so sweet. Everyone's so nice to each other. You know, there were all these people who came alone. And then by the end, they had the whole tribe. You had Richie D. Caduz over there. He made an amazing party. At Ross, too. Let me just... And who?
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So Karen Huger was supposed to be sentenced, I think, today. Today or yesterday. And she went to rehab, as we all know. And she got new lawyers so they could move her sentencing. Now, they didn't move it that far up. They just moved it to the end of the month. But it was kind of a tricky move on her part. And she's mad.
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And now it looks like on the reunion, people are going to be claiming that she had someone else in her car, right? driving like a boyfriend or something. And she'd said, I think in the video, like, Ray, it wasn't me. It was the security you hired for me. So she's kind of blaming Ray. But I guess she's saying that they hit a tree and then somebody ran away from the tree.
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And they're like, was she fucking the guy who ran away from there? We'll have to wait for the reunion to hear all of these accusations. But it'll be interesting if she brings any of this stuff up in court, because that's crazy.
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Well, now that you say that, by the way, Melanie Griffith, Real Housewives, bring it.
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And Don Johnson just trying to hide from the cameras all the time. And God knows what he'll be caught doing.
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Dakota Johnson?
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She came for Ellen DeGeneres, so don't count her out.
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No, don't take it back. It doesn't count. You have to keep it. Stick to your guns.
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Come for Dakota.
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Like that's Dakota's dream. I think Dakota's doing kind of bigger things, I guess. So she doesn't care. There I stand for Dakota as Dakota's new friend. Dakota. Yeah. As a Dakota. Apologies. Ben Manselger hates Dakota.
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And he also hates Dakota fanning. Just spread it, everybody.
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Yeah. Yeah. Okay, I will not do that because I don't want to destroy that cast. I think that cast is perfect as it is. So I'm not going to wish anybody on or off of that cast.
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Yes. Thank you, guys. It was so good. I have to hand it to Richie D. That guy can party his face off. I mean, they started at six and he was still there at like eleven thirty when we finally got there and standing, still standing barely, but still standing. Cutest red suit. They had a whole drink menu. I mean, the whole thing was great, you know.
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You only listen one life. You only have one life. It's never too late to go to North Dakota. My great aunt Georgette was from North Dakota. And I always said, I want to go visit where you're from. You know, it's just something you say while you're playing, you know, with your Lebanese aunties. And she was like, no, you don't, honey. She's like, honey, no, you don't want to go there.
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It's too cold for you. So that's why I've never gone.
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Girl, I don't know. I talk about Bravo. I ain't talking about no mounts.
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Yeah, and the actresses, like Dakota, Fanning, Johnson. All the Dakotas. Start putting them all in the same thing. They've probably both got Tom Cruise trauma stories. I mean, just put them all together.
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Okay, so let's see. What else is happening over here? I'm going back. The lesbian comment about Kyle Richards. Dun, dun, dun. This, you know, going through all the links because I basically to gather links, I go to the Real Housewives discussion Reddit and I just steal links from them because they're so good at compiling them all over the two weeks.
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And there were so many articles about Kyle, Kyle, lesbian rumors, Kyle, lesbian rumors, Kyle. And, you know, it's Kyle spreading all of this to all of the blogs. Kyle, who's so sick of being being talked about as being a lesbian. One article I found kind of interesting was that the cast supposedly and this just comes from a source, just a source, guys. Who knows who it is? Probably Kim.
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It's probably Kim. But the source is that the cast doesn't even believe that Kyle's a lesbian anyway. They think that she's just using it for attention, which I think is what a lot of the audience believes, too. But it's nice to hear the cast jumping on that, too. What what do you think? Do you think our whole thing with Morgan is fake?
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Well, this is coming up today because TMZ caught Garcelle at the airport because Garcelle had her first granddaughter. So congratulations, Garcelle. So she was traveling around, I guess, visiting or whatever.
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And Garcelle gave a very definite yes. No, as her answer. She said, no, I was just saying, you know, that's what she wants to do. Not saying she is or she isn't. Just if that's what she wants. I was trying to be supportive. And I won't say I'm sorry because Kyle still hasn't apologized for calling me an asshole on the after show. So there you go.
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I just wanted to give you something because I know you're Countess Luann.
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She was like, I love the drink that you brought me, darling.
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What's the difference with the Countess Cabaret compared to your last UK shows? She says, I've changed it with the Countess Cabaret. It's all new. I'll be performing all of my hit songs that my fans love. I'll be covering David Bowie this time around. Pink.
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I'll be covering a little Pavrotti, a little... You know, Sarah Vaughan, speaking of the best singers in the world. Is it? It's Pavarotti, right? God damn it. That's another thing. I was just talking today about Housewives mess up my vocabulary by using the wrong words. And then I think they're real words forever. And Pavarotti, Pavarotti is one of them. Traitors.
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So now I keep thinking Pavarotti is Pavarotti.
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You think she's lying about Tilda?
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Yeah. Your show seemed to attract quite a diverse audience, Luanne. Well, you know, there's women in sparkly outfits, older women in sparkly outfits, younger women in sparkly outfits, gays in sparkly outfits. It really is a United Colors of Benetton ad in there. Lots of ladies in sparkly outfits. Yeah.
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They're like, wow, why does your music connect so well with audience? Well, you know, I was on the front lines there when I realized that Basically, people are hard of hearing. It's very difficult when you feel so alone and you're hard of hearing. But to find so many people with no tone really touches me, Andy. Thank you very much. This isn't Andy. This is Attitude Magazine.
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Well, so some big news went down in the Bravo sphere. Well, since the last crappy hour, the biggest and the most shocking, honestly, is they're bringing back Gretchen. So here's my question. Gretchen is coming back to OC. Did Andy just stop having a say? Did they just fire Andy and didn't tell anybody? Because I can't imagine him being OK with that.
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Whatever, Andy Magazine. Thank you. Thank you all for coming to this interview. Thank you so much.
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That was Michael Jackson, everybody. So the next story, this one is probably not cool to talk about, but... I have to talk about it because I'm really curious. And it's Brandi Glanville undergoes four biopsies by Terry Dubrow to figure out the cause of her facial disfigurement. And, of course, you know she's doing it on camera because it's botched.
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And she said that Dubrow removed small samples of tissue from her face to determine the cause of her health issues. And so she got four biopsies from her face and neck. And they don't know. They don't know yet what it is. But I'll be telling you this. That's going to be the highest rated episode of Botched I've ever watched because there'll be plus one people watching it. Me, me.
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I want to know what it is. Are they worms? What are they? She said they're moving around her face. Do you think she's just tripping?
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Glanville spent over $70,000 trying to find a resolution, with some doctors suggesting she had a parasite that jumps around her face, while others believed it was stress-induced angioedema. If there were worms jumping around your face, don't you think a doctor would be able to say, I mean, do they run that fast? Are they like running under the skin? Catch the worms. How is this so confusing?
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I don't understand. I think it's filler.
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Well, she was on the set. She's saying, of course, because she wants to blame Bravo for everything because she was still trying to sue them at that time. So she was like, you know, you try to do something. And then not only is my life ruined, this also happened, suggesting that she got this in Thailand when she was doing the Real Housewives girl trip in Thailand.
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And it was maybe something she ate. And so Bravo probably poisoned her and gave her worms in her face. And then the other housewives were like, well, we just have regular filler. So I'm not sure what she's talking about. We all ate the same chicken. So I think that was out. I think that one's out.
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I can't imagine being like, you know what's a good idea? Let's bring back Gretchen.
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We're chasing worms. Okay, yeah, that's depressing. Good luck, though, to Brandy. You know, nobody deserves whatever the fuck's going on over there. Okay, so now... One of the biggest pieces of Goss that's been going around the past week or so started after the last reunion for Real Housewives of New York City, which was quite explosive.
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Lots of pajamas, lots of sequins, sequined bathrobes or whatever the hell was going on on that one. But Bravo Bad Girl on Twitter posted... I think it was on Twitter. I don't know. I'm assuming. But here's what it says. Blind item. Talk is getting louder that one of the New York housewives is harboring a huge secret that contradicts everything she's ever told us.
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And if this comes out, it will be the most explosive housewife scandals ever. And trust, she doesn't need any more pad publicity these days. Now... That's a blind item. Who knows? You know, blind items can be a lot of different things. They can be a lot of different people. But people are, of course, zeroing right in on Brynn and just making insane guesses. What do you think?
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You know, it's especially hard because it's Real Housewives of New York. And when you say explosive, you know, we try not to compare to the old cast, but they had that whole explosive diarrhea story on the Cartagena boat. You remember? Yeah. That was like a real part of the plot.
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So you can't say Real Housewives of New York and explosive and get me to care because I've already been so disgusted by that last episode. So I don't really know what it could be about with Brynn that would shock me. But the guesses are crazy. And just reading them all, I've been obsessively reading these threads. You know, I'm like, oh, my God.
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And people let me just say people have a very low opinion of Brynn for the most part with some of these guesses. I'm like, damn. But someone posted today, do you think this is it? Because there was an article in Interview Magazine, and it's about the Armory's Young Collectors Night in New York City. Thursday, 8.22 p.m., January 30th, 2025, Uptown.
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It's safe to say there were as many characters as unique wares on display last Thursday night at the Park Avenue Armory. Art lovers and some stragglers looking for an open bar ventured uptown for the winter show's Young Collectors Night to comb through the collections and people watch. Bryn Whitfield of the Real Housewives of New York entered on the arm of a silver fox. And that was it.
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But people were like, do you think this is it? Do you think she's really dating an old person?
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I think honestly, she's really married. I saw that one a lot. Like she's really married and like has family or something. That would that would be crazy.
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But, you know, to a brother and he's not her brother at all. I mean, that's how the that's how the guesses start making me crazy. And that's why I'm not even going to read any of the guesses, because. I don't know. Then that puts us in a position of being like, well, would she do this or wouldn't she do this?
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It's just pretty crazy that she's gotten herself into such a tiny box that people are even questioning her to this degree. And man, people hate her. And, you know, the other thing I question is this armory show, because if that's the opening celebrity for your article, that sounds like a sad show. They're like, wow, the glamorous winter armory collection. Enter Bryn Whitfield. I know.
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I know. The other... Were neither of the Dakotas available?
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I mean, I think it's, I mean, I think they're dating because she just went on vacation with him. Paige, this is, let me see, who is this? Reality blurb. Report, Paige DeSorbo and Joe D'Amelio are getting serious and vacationing in Miami as Craig Conover unfollows Summer House X after split. So Craig is unfollowed.
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I mean, I don't see the problem with her dating, even if she is dating, you know, and we've already on the summer house thing. But I wish you got to talk behind the bar because their whole like, oh, you know, poor, poor Craig. And Paige was so mean to Craig. No, she wasn't. You're allowed to break up with somebody and then date somebody else.
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Austin, I think was Austin suggesting there was overlap on the show.
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but I'd like to add not a denial is the thing. And I think that that's, that's what's making people go cuckoo. Cause she didn't, they're like, didn't deny it. Didn't deny it. Frankly, I don't care. I don't care if she's fucking some guy, if they're broken up, she, she broke up with Craig and she's with some new guy. Now, I don't know. She wasn't married to the guy.
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Um, but I don't know, you know, I've, I've already said kind of team page on that just because Craig seems like a total asshole to me. And I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna forget that winter house throwing his money everywhere saying he's good to, he's too rich to clean. Now you're never too rich to clean, sir. You are never too rich to clean.
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Another Page article that came out is Page DeSorbo is freezing her eggs as security following split from Craig Conover, which is also, you know, making Craig crazy because she laughed at him when he wanted to freeze his sperm.
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Yeah. And I don't know. I don't I don't really want Craig's or frozen sperm. I feel like that would hurt. You don't want to freeze Craig's brain in time like it still needs some maturing. You know what I mean? But then there's the whole thought of like whose sperm do you get? Because like, do you go for looks or brains? You know what I mean?
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Because we were talking to a friend of ours the other day and they are going through the process right now, the IVF process. And they have frozen embryos and now they're picking sperm. And so I guess in a sperm bank, you actually go through the books. And our friend was like, oh, yeah, I was looking for hot people because they're so ugly. She was like, Ronnie, sperm donors are ugly.
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And I was like, is that true? She goes, yeah, they're really homely. Like, I don't know what it is about dudes who donate sperm, but they're really homely. And so she said a hot guy came on the market and she'd been like obsessively looking like when you're looking for like you when you were looking for your Kia or me when I was looking for Bueller, you know, you're waiting for the perfect thing.
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And she was like, and finally a hot guy came up. It was the first hot guy in month. And so I bought all the vials that were left and they were already selling out of his vials. It's like, wow. Does he have that on his LinkedIn or his, like, Instagram bio? Like, my sperm sold out in record time, bitch. And she ended up, like, doing a reverse lookup on this guy and finding out everything about him.
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And I was like, well, why does that matter? Because all you care is that she's hot. She goes, well, I mean, you'd also like to possibly know if they're intelligent, you know? And I just loved that she was placing the hotness so far above the intelligence factor. And I was like, I wonder how people do pick, you know?
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you know, make an ugly person hotter, I guess.
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Well, some, some people in the comments are asking who I'm talking about because we had a weekend in New York. I'm talking about Patricia. Patricia has been going through this.
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My first reaction when she was like, we froze our eggs, I said, that's actually so smart because they're so expensive now because of the egg shortage. And she was like, no, that's our lady eggs. And I was like, oh, yeah, I was going to ask you how you freeze eggs. I didn't know that you could freeze eggs. Literally the whole time she was talking, I was like, should I be freezing eggs?
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Because it's over yet.
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When birds stop giving us crazy diseases. And you know what? Listen, I want to just go back to end this whole night with Karen. Because we've talked about Karen in the beginning. Karen warned us all. And you guys can hate on Karen. And Karen's probably going to go to jail. And she probably deserves to go to jail. And you guys can hate on her all you want.
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But sometimes you have to listen to even people you don't like. And Karen warned us last season. Chickens are dirty birds there. She said it. And now she's a fucking prophet. You want to send her to prison?
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
She's our kind of mess, it's Jennifer Messer.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
I'm sorry to disagree with you so early on, but. But this whole Vic, poor Gretchen, she was bullied by Tamara, so she put walls up. No, I can't. I can't with that. She was bullied by Tamara, but everybody's bullied by Tamara. They still survive. And the walls up weren't the problem. The Slade was the problem. The Slade of it all was the problem.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
I love a ya, Olivia Williamson. Tastier than Flanderson, it's Rachel Manderson.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
Yes, we can-a. It's Savannah.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
She got with Slade and then became like everything was a fake, you know, like a helicopter landing on a roof and writing the song. I mean, all of that got to be really in the shots. He started calling the shots.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
Yeah. It's the only way. And that was before influencing was like a thing, right?
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
You know, she gets a lot of crap for airbrushing her child. You know, she's one of those who, like... Tries to take wrinkles off of a two-year-old or whatever that baby is, however old that child is. But she, I'm sorry, I got confused. I'm reading comments at the same time, so I'm sorry. But she started getting into a lot of trouble for airbrushing the child.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
Let me just say, you know, I know that people find that disgusting. Like, how could you do that? could you give a child these horrible feelings about themselves? And then I wish we had that in the eighties. Cause I could have used it. I mean the shit, the pictures my mother posts now or has now around her house are just hideous. I could have used some airbrushing.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
I mean, she would have had me looking like a little stick figure. I never would have been in the Dillard's Husky fashion show. I would have been in the Dillard's thin fashion show. It's like, we'll fix it in post. We'll fix it in post. All right. It's bringing the chubby kid. We'll make him look like a stick figure. Later.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
Yeah, I saw a... I told you this already, but I saw a post of hers, and she was driving, and her kid was in the back in her little car seat. And she's cute. She's like a little... I don't want to say JonBenet because that's like such a tragic story, but like one of those toddlers and tiara kids, you know, like really made up, like in my mind, like full face of makeup.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
I'm sure she didn't have a full face of makeup. But in my mind, it's like full face of makeup, crazy, crazy hair, sprayed hair and all this sitting in the car seat.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
And she hashtagged it like hashtag Jesus. Hashtag living for Jesus. It's just like, wow. I think Jesus just thank you for all the followers. You know what I mean? Because he doesn't have enough. Jesus is like, I'm already the number one person on Instagram. I've been beating Selena Gomez for years. And now I need Gretchen. Thanks, Gretchen. Thirsty.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
I would just like to think Jesus took that moment to thank Gretchen for being a thirsty ass.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
Yeah. And people are saying friend of who? Friend of Katie Janela. First of all, Katie is one of the first. And by the way, you know, Katie could have gone either way for me her first season. I thought she was pretty chill. I thought the whole trying to get Heather over the paparazzi was kind of stupid because it was last season anyway.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
And everybody watched last season already knew that stuff about Heather. But, you know, you want to like Katie because she did have guts to stand up to, you know, to come for Heather, which I think shows some stones, you know. But this article that we've been reading, this Us Weekly article is Katie Janelle, where Gretchen Rossi stands with the RHOC cast before her return.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
Everybody was kissing her butt on Instagram. Heather was like, welcome back at Gretchen Rossi. Swipe for some fun memories and some bad hair and some sitcom. She's posting like Reva pictures. But basically everyone's saying where they stand. And Katie Janela says, when you join the cast, you hear about ex-cast members. But I just want to give what I get. And I met Gretchen. She's lovely.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
We became really good friends. And Jen and I hang out with her all the time. Please don't let this be my Jen and Katie counseling season. Cause Katie, I don't care that much about, but I don't want to have to like get rid of Jen in my mind.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
Yeah. Well, Tamara wrote on her Instagram when she found out about Gretchen's return.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
So that was the first thing. What else happened? But we were away.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
Yeah, calm down over there. He was encouraging people to stream his wife's music, and it took off on TikTok with celebrities like Julia Fox and Emily something posting videos to the audio. And they've soared in popularity recently. But Pratt is not too happy with Cohen. Pratt was quick to say no in response to a user on X.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
The person who said he would rather scratch his eyes out than watch my wife hard pass, Pratt wrote. Another ex-user then wrote back to Pratt, urging him to give Cohen a second chance. It was Lisa Vanderpump. She's like, please give Andy a second chance. And he's like, LOL, yeah, so lucky the guy that bashes my wife gonna be so lucky to sit with him. Rather sit in my burned house rubble, he shared.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
I was going to say, if Emily and Gina are housewife worthy, why not Heidi Montag? I mean, maybe not Beverly Hills, but she's definitely OC worthy. I say I say bring Heidi Montag on. I want to see what she's doing. I haven't seen her in ages.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
I think she's also still too young. She's not too young. She's a little younger than us.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
I don't know. I need a hint. You can't just say something. I need to know a hint of the trigger.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
Yeah. Well, I brought up another article that supposedly Andy dredges up another article or another fight about it, but I don't see any Cohen. He just says, by the way, there were things that we said and did on TV 14 years ago that we wouldn't do now. It was just a different universe. But, you know, I'm not trying to justify it, you know, because he had apologized and he apologized, I guess.
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#2716 Crappy Hour 2/03/2025 Gretchen Rossi Returns, Spencer Pratt holds grudge against Andy Cohen, Paige DeSorbo moves on
That's when he called her trash. So Spencer's mad about something from 14 years ago. No, that's why you need to go on The Real Housewives. You'll have so many new things to be upset about. You know, being on Bravo, that'll give you a whole new slew of shit to be mad about.