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I Would Rather Not!
Oh, yeah, ladies and gentlemen. It's Tuesday night. Shine your shoes, put the kids to bed. Would you rather fuck Brian or Chrissy? Anybody for Brian? Anybody?
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Muds, Duds & Studs!
Welcome, welcome, welcome to a very special week of shows here on Studs. All week long, it's Wild Women Week. Wild Women Week?
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edition of that very special week of shows we got a reversal show we got a special week of shows as if anybody got excited about studs do you think someone came home and said mom it's a special week of studs i can't go to school three guys on the couch two women over there are they oiling up they might be because they're hot mud oil wrestler women hot mud oil wrestlers i didn't know that was a profession i think that's aka porn star i think that's what that means i
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Did you date with Milt the end up, Tracy? After you're driving around the city street. Around the corner. He jizzed on the wall of the bar.
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I'm sure you could. Who really got a knot put in their pants? Who was that? Oh, Milt Holmes III. What happened there, Milt? What did you guys do? Well, I got a boner.
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When you think a guy's good-looking, cute, what do you do? How do you let him know?
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You've actually said that to a guy? You really get my goose?
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We asked if there was any geeslings over here on the dates, and here's what they said. One of the guys said, her legs are as long as the stairway to heaven. Second guy said, I envy the lint in that sweet little innie.
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The third guy said, from the tips of her acrylics to the depths of her D-cups, this baby's one big boy.
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The first part of the night. Oh, the back hair part. That's what you get.
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From the tips of her acrylics to the depths of her D-cups, this babe is one big boy-ing.
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Cookie dough, Milt? That's what they felt like to me. It's that delicious Toll House taste. Oh, my God.
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You usually get romantic on a first date with a guy? If there's chemistry there, yeah, I will. If they're schmecking, there is. Well, we asked the guys if there was any romance on their dates with you, and here's what they told us one of them said.
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The Pacific Ocean is just a puddle compared to our deep desire.
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Second guy said our mouths fit together like a cork in a champagne bottle. Second guy said the only way I'll forget our passion is to have my brain removed.
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Wow. You're obviously not a regular viewer, Michelle. Where'd you go, Sherry?
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So that's where the date ended. All right, well, you get to go again there. Pacific Ocean is just a puddle compared to our deep desire, or the only way I'll forget our passion is to have my brain removed.
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It's the same backwards and forwards, Bill. We're not diagramming sentences here. We're trying to move ahead. Why were you so desirous of Sherry? Give me some reasons.
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Two pretty damn good reasons, Sherry. Tracy, when you're out with a guy that you love. All right.
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They really like to give many signals to let them know that you're getting ready to get romantic. What kind of signals? Yes.
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Well, we asked the guys about your romantic moods, and one of the guys said, she whipped out her gum and chewed my face instead. Second guy said, that mouth is more than fast. It's downright supersonic. And the third guy said, a rip here, a tear there, and lips and clothes were everywhere. What?
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Did you date with Milt the end up, Tracy? After you're driving around the city street. Around the corner. He jizzed on the wall of the bar. For a while.
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So you're part of the Pepper generation now. I suppose, yes. She whipped out a gum and chewed my face instead. Or that mouth is more than fast. It's downright supersonic.
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Come on back, and we're going to find out which one of these guys is going to sing a man a lullaby.
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Welcome back. All right, ladies, before the show, we got these guys rounded up and they gave us some descriptions of you. You tell me who they're talking about, I'll give you a heart. How many hearts you got there, Sherry? One. And how many do you have, Tracy? Two. Oh, boy, we're going to the heart bankruptcy now we're giving them so many of them away.
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Sherry, according to these three guys, who's most likely to have a teddy bear collection, you or Tracy? Me. She says Sherry, guys.
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Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hold me. You get a heart with hair, back hair on it. Do you have any stuffed animals at your house?
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Tracy, who's most likely to sing a man a lullaby, you or Sherry? Probably Sherry. Probably Sherry, she says. Guys?
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What song would you like to hear? What song would I like to hear? French song. Okay, Frere Jacques. Sherry, who's going to iron her underpants, you or Tracy? Tracy. Tracy, guys?
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Tracy. All right. Tracy. All right. On to the next one. Don't got time. Got four of these to record today. What's like a hit on her date's best friend you were sharing?
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You're sure? Yeah. All right. She says Sherry, guys. Tracy. Why, Ty?
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Prepare a man breakfast in bed. You or Tracy? Me. She says it's her, guys. Sherry.
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Sure. Did you hear that guy in the background? Tracy, who's most likely to hide a video camera in her bedroom? Me. Duh. Why? Because I'm a porn star. Because I really think she has one. Was that...
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God. For high A or VHSC? Here you go. Come on back. We're going to find out which one of these ladies is the queen of all shit-a-vays.
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Welcome back. Welcome back to the first in a week-long series on studs. All week long, it's Wild Women Week. Yeah.
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Come on strong there. You got four hearts. How many do you have, Tracy? It's a tie. We could give away two fabulous ultimate fantasy dates. Wouldn't that be special? Ultimate fantasy dates. Call it in the air, Cherry. You're right. So you're going to start. You tell them who you want to go with. If he picks you, you get to go and we pay for it automatically.
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What else could... You got to love that. All right, Tracy, you're tied. You could go too. What's it going to be? Well, who it's not going to be... Why don't you start there?
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I would just say that makes you look more like a real pirate, Tracy.
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Disney World or Back to Ties. He has the best cocaine. All right. Michelle, neither of the ladies picked you. And I don't think those guys picked you either, so you're off the hook there. Did you have a good time?
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Well, good. Thanks for coming down. Would you show us who you picked there? Sure. Sherry. Sherry, you picked Miltie. Miltie, if you picked Sherry, you could be off on a fabulous trip to Costa Rica.
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If you pick Tracy, not only are they going to Costa Rica, but you're going to go to Disney World or back to your place. What's it going to be?