Gabe Gibbs
Appearances
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay. Remember Christ our Savior was born on Christmas Day to save us all from Satan's power when we were gone astray. Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy. Oh, tidings of comfort and joy.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
From God, our heavenly Father, a blessed angel came, and unto certain shepherds brought tidings of the same, how that in Bethlehem was born the Son of God by name.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
Hottie, hottie, Broadway, hottie, hottie, Broadway.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
He's been, like, the dude for, like, a decade.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
If you're a Broadway nerd. Respectfully. Who is your idol? Mine? In the Broadway world, yeah.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
It was Gavin Creel, who just passed a couple months ago. He was like, he was the dude. He was like, people my age that were doing theater were looking up to him, and he was the guy.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
Sure it's nice to open a gift that's tied up with a perfect bow But the greatest present of all was given to me long ago. It's something I would never trade. It's the family that we've made. Cause when we're together, I have everything on my list. And when we're together, I have all I wished. All around the Christmas tree there'll be dreams coming true.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
But when we're together, then my favorite gift is you. i would travel miles and miles and i would follow any star i'd go almost any place if it's any place And when we're together, we'll be safe and warm. Doesn't matter where we are, if you're here with me. Because when we're together, that's my favorite place to be. Cause when we're together, it's a holiday every night.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
And when we're together, then the season's bright. I don't need the bells to ring. I'll know when it's here. Cause when we're together, I could stay forever.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
Yeah, I actually brought a little gift, if that's okay. Well, I brought two gifts. One is in the fridge right now in the house, which my sister, who is a huge armcherry, huge, huge, huge, couldn't let me show up without having us make some homemade Emily burger sauce.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
is sugar-free as well. We've made it sugar-free. Unnecessary, but that's great.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
So there's some of that in the fridge in your home. She made Emily Burger sauce. I've seen this photo because my sister sent it to me and said, you guys better fucking make that Emily Berger song.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so nice. And that's the unteachable part too.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
Oh, I do have another gift, if that's okay.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
This day has been field, field. I'll take that from the top. I'll take that again. Great, please do. Everyone reads that back to one. Keep it rolling, Rob, don't cut. Am I stand, sit? Doesn't matter. It'll come out the same.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
Sitting. Yeah, I do have another gift, actually, for you guys, if you don't mind. It goes like this. The day has been filled with holiday cheer, but I know that it can't last. So before we run along, I wrote a little song about the king of this podcast. Oh, wow. Oh, Wobby Wob's the reason I signed up for this pod. Sure, the hosts are fine, but I'd wait in line for that audio god.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
Monica is chic as hell. Her fact checks make it clearer. But without the work of Wobby Wob, you couldn't even hear her. Dax is wise, the kind of guy you'd hang out with gladly. But he's nothing in comparison to that decibel daddy. Just Monica and Dax, I'd say no thanks, I'll pass. Just Kristen and Anna, I would have made other plans. Just Wobby Wobby. Wobby Wob's the reason I'm here.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
The rest is bub kiss. Wobby Wob's the reason I'm here. Feel free to cut this.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
The first thing in Michigan on Big Beaver Road, Exit 69 Rochester that comes to my mind is getting my first like brick cell phone at the time that I was texting. I had a crush at the time. And so it was the kind of texting you did where you had to do the ABC. T9 text input.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
I think it was sixth grade that I got my first phone.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
Oh yeah, oh for sure. There was no, yeah, it was very limited. Yeah, you gotta be real efficient with that. A lot of texts to the same number showing up on the bill at the end. Jacob, do you have a favorite gift you got?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
Oh, my God. Thank you guys for the hat. The lion's hat. Oh, so good. Go team.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
So Judy was pretty gassed. She had a hard life.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
Some nasty city planners. I like that. Rascals.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
Thank you. Thank you. You guys just need three, four more songs and you got a show.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
Yeah, there's a video online that you can see of him playing.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
I love them. Those are gorgeous. That's a sexy shoe.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
Oh my God. Tell everyone what happened to yours. Okay. Somebody talked to my wife because what happened to mine was I don't know how it happened. I was on the phone with my AirPods on, turned my head in some way. I'm dramatic.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
I'm a theater kid. You know, you're given what you're given. And one of them flew out and went under the fridge in a way that I spent hours an embarrassing amount of time trying to fish it out, but the fridge in our apartment is so stuck into the space that it's in that I can't get it out. So I have the case and the other AirPod, and I can see where the AirPod is, and I cannot get to it.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
It's brutal. It's absolutely brutal. So this is huge.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
Jacob and I can switch. We can switch real quick. A little shuffle-roo.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
What? Your gift also didn't come yet? It was supposed to come today.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
You can blame at one point that you didn't have enough knickknacks behind you and Monica had more.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
So it's this Australian artist, Bella McGoldrick.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
Yeah. This needs a tiny bit of setup, if that's okay. Of course, yeah. Broadway does these things where they take existing, they're called jukebox musicals, and they take existing people's music and turn them into Broadway shows. And so I've been having fun on the internet and elsewhere turning things that I think should never be made into Broadway shows into Broadway shows.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
It's just Gabe Gibbs at G-A-B-E-G-I-B-B-S.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
Thank you. It's also insane that I'm about to play these out loud in public. Here we go. This one is from a fictional Fergie musical. I'll be playing the role of Fergie.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
I have. I was in the Book of Mormon, the one the South Park guys wrote. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. No, not original. I ended up standing by for the now late, great Gavin Creel, who just was there in that company for a while, toured with it for a while, did it at the Pantages, which was cool. That's a cool theater.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
Yeah, I've been in LA for like almost 10 years now. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, just bopping around the comedy scene. Sure, sure. With my wares.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is from, again, I will be playing the titular role. I'll be playing the role of Missy Elliott in this Missy Elliott musical. Are you a Missy Elliott fan?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
That no one behaves this way except musical theater people.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Holiday Spectacular 2024
It's too dangerous. That's what it's born out of, is born out of theater people don't live in reality. And so then we take these songs and we make them insane.