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Fiona Cauley

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KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

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Um, so, uh, people, they are very curious about my dating life, because I think it's hard for them to imagine that someone would be willing to take all this on. But I'll let y'all know, men fucking love women that can't run away. Y'all know what I'm talking about. Rape. Um, I just want to thank Tony for letting me be here. It's really surreal.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

3727.497

Um... Like, if a 16-year-old me could see me now, she'd be like, Fiona, why the fuck are we in a wheelchair?

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

3796.29

Figured you wouldn't miss it.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

3885.418

It was better. I got a new wheelchair again.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

3898.139

I put a cup holder on all of them. Okay.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

3907.104

Drinking and driving problem.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

3994.023

It's actually slower, but it is American made, so... Hell yeah. They'll fix it, so this one can be fixed.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

4009.947

I can't, but the, yep.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

4020.497

I'll do my best.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

4073.927

Oh man, I just recovered from a concussion.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

4098.083

Too much joy in that stick, yeah. Yeah.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

4103.328

I was in a handicap stall wearing these shoes, and I fucking fell and smashed my head on the grab bar, the thing that's supposed to fucking protect me. Betrayal. Betrayal is what happened, yeah.

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

4127.737

What did it feel like?

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

4133.701

It felt like my dad. I'm just kidding. No, no. I'm fine. No one hit me. What? Sorry. I'm lying right now. Um...

KILL TONY

#704 - HEB ARENA NIGHT ONE

8291.825

No, Harlan, you can't do that, buddy. No, Harlan. No.